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by moz2000
4-13-01
So Neil went to the Radiohead messageboard to speak to Thom Yorke
Hello Thom, this is Neil Kearns. You must help - my flatmate is trying to escape to America
I don't care. It's your problem, NOT MINE
Um... he said your ideals are stupid
I'll BE RIGHT OVER!
And Thom Yorke suddenly appeared out of nowhere...
Um... how did you do that?
With the power of my MAGICAL EYE!

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
Meanwhile... Mentski was on his way to America...
Man, this plane is really shit, isn't it?
I've been in worse
Suddenly...
STOP RIGHT THERE!
Huh?
HOW DARE YOU?! I should be COMMENDED for fighting WHAT I BELIEVE in!!
Um... sorry. Can you please fuck off now?

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
With Thom Yorke gone, Mentski was in the clear... or was he?
Ladies and gentlemen... this plane is about to crash
Aah well... this is it... I suppose I've had a reasonable life...
Note: there will be some jokes soon, I promise!
Oh man! I survived... now I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere. I suppose all I can say now is MóHH óMLóMóHLMóHLóMúHúHúHó

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
So what happened to everyone? Well, Mentski got a job building computers...
I wish I was dead
...Kearns was sent to jail for being an annoying wanker...
Yeah... so that's what I said to Thom that day...
I wish I was so desperately lonely
...and as for Zygotes... he died, don't you remember?
THE END

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
One day...

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
I am holier than thou
No, I am holier than THOU!
Oh yeah, wanna bet?
Come on then!
Bring it on!
I'll kill you, motherfucker!

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
I wonder what he's thinking?
I wonder what he's thinking?
I had your mum!
You cunt! I was going to say that!

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
My hands hurt!
Shut up
YOU shut up
LOOK. JUST SHUT UP! WE ARE BOTH DYING! WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ARGUING? WE SHOULD TRY AND HELP EACHOTHER!
Oh do shut up

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
Aah, this is the life. Sitting in the sun, drinking beer. It's so nice and peaceful, life doesn't get better than this!
It sure doesn't! Hi, I'm Mr Skeleton, may I join you? Please don't go! Give me a chance!
AAAARGH!! G-G-G-SKALATAN!!!!!! AAAAARGH!!!!!
This is getting like the Fast Show: the same tired old "joke" used in different backgrounds over and over again
*sigh* I'm so desperately lonely!

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
Note: this is a translation of a "joke" made by a German on Lowpass... called Erik Juh...
I will step into this cloning machine
In the machine
Out of the machine
Huh? A clone!
I'm a clone? You are the one who is a clone!

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
One day...
And Thom said "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo" and I said...
I wish he would fuck off
Er... I feel funny...
I hope he drops dead
AAAARGH!
Excellent

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
Right... there was an Englishman, an Irishman......
HOW DARE YOU?!
Er... I meant a black man and.... er...
GET OUT NOW!!
Er... ok... there were three white male heterosexual christian Englishmen...
THAT'S BETTER! Carry on

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
Hello everyone! My name is Moz. I am now going to become a regular character in these stupid comic strips!
Heh. Dum de dum
When do I get paid?

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
Yes! I sent my first e-mail! I'm well on my way to becoming a one three three seven hacksaw! Whatever that is!
No, you misunderstand, it means "elite hacker". Do you see? Because the numbers look like letters. I hope that helps! E-mail me if you have any more questions, bye!
STUPID WEB NERD! STOP BEING SO MEAN TO NEWBIES! JUST BECUASE YOU CAN'T GET A GIRLFRIEND!
moh!

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
Hello! Let's be online friends! What is your e-mail address?
/ignore Mr_Skeleton
*sigh* I'm so desperately lonely!

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
Hello everyone!
***You were kicked from #digi by Wagoo (FUCK OFF MIEKM!!!!!!!!!!!)
Heheh, I'll come back tomorrow, they're sure to want me back by then!

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
|-|3110, U |-|4\/3 833N |-|4xx0r3|) 8Y |)4 13370 KRU!! \/\/3 |-|4\/3 pU7 4 \/1Ru5 0|\| Y0UR C0|\/|Pu74!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |-|4|-|4|-|4!!!
Pardon?
That was unexpected
moh!

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
I challenge you... to the ultimate battle between good and evil
I challenge you to kiss my ass
I'm scared of what's going to happen here in jail. Someone told me I'd be raped in the showers by "Mr Big".
Haha! That's ridiculous, and totally untrue... his name is Mr HUGE
PREPARE FOR AN ETERNITY OF PAIN!
Oh hell! Er... I mean heck, sorry

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
A new series of Friends is on tonight
I haven't seen that in ages... yeah I'll watch it
"No Rachel, that is actually incorrect by 5.21%!" "Oh Ross! Your nerdiness is still hilarious after 5 million series!"
"Oh, no here comes Janice!" "OH... MY... GOD!" *sound of laughter*

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
Mr Skeleton... everyone runs away from you when you just try to say hello. So I am going to be your friend
Yes! Thankyou thankyou! Oh this is so brilliant! I'm finally happy! For the first time in my life! I am happy! Woo hoo! Yeah yeah yeah! This is the best thing of all time!
Fucking hell. Now I see why nobody likes you. I'm off
No! Don't go!
*sigh* I'm so desperately lonely

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
You're probably going to run away... everyone always does!
Hahaha!
What did left breast say to the other breast? You're a right tit!
Hahahahaha! *applause*
Woohoo! I'm so incredibly popular!
*applause*

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
At the Munk-oh-Comedy Awards...
And the award for best comedian and greatest guy ever goes to..... Mr Skeleton!
*applause*
Wow! I'd like to thank my parents, god... er... and the person who drove me here today!
Hahahahahaha!!! *applause*
Er... munk... ottar
Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! WE LOVE YOU MR SKELETON!!!! *applause*

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
I would like to make an apology for the comic strips posted by moz2000. It has come to my attention that they suck...
It has also come to my attention that moz2000 stole ideas from Mentski... cartoon characters making public apologies was also his idea!
What the fuck?!
moh!

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
One day...
Aah! My life is so perfect! It couldn't possibly get better! I am truly the luckiest man on Earth!
YA FOOKIN CANT!! YA FOOKIN RUINED MA FOOKIN CARARR!!!! AL FOOKIN KILL YA FACKIN ARSEHAL!!!
Oops, wrong person! Oh well

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
Hello Mr Skeleton... welcome to heaven! I am God!
No you're not! You're Jesus!
No... I am God, I created Jesus in MY image. DO YOU FUCKING SEE?
You ARE Jesus!
Yeah... I am actually... but it was worth a try

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
Hello little girl. BONG BONG QUA QUA!
You're not the real Santa!
WHAT THE FUCK?! Touch my willy!
Ok. I will touch your willy
Shit! I was so close!
moh!

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
One day...
I am worried about Moz, my husband. It's 3 A.M and he still isn't back from the pub
Hello darling
Where the hell have you been?! Have you been working overtime at the office?! I bet THAT'S WHAT IT IS!
No, I was shagging another woman
Oh. I see... how was she?

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
Hello Moz, como são você hoje? São você bom? Como é sua esposa?
Pardon me?
Eu não compreendo o que você está dizendo! Pela maneira, se VOCÊ. lesse este, você que qualquer um sabe falar esta língua ou você
moh!
Esqueleto stupid. Parta!

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
Psst... Mr Clinton... down here!
Uh? Who are you?
You know! I'm the one sucking your cock!
Haha! So many women suck my cock that I forget they are sucking my cock! Haha!
all your base are belong to us!

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
One day...
What the fuck is going on here? Aren't I supposed to be in heaven or something?
Rod Hull
MEWHEW! I FUCKED YOUR GRANDMA! MóHH óMLóMóHLMóHLóMúHúHúHó CRINK CRINK and one more CRINK hoho YOU ABSOLUTE SHIT! YOUR GAYWILLY! HEHE M8'S I LIEK 2 CH@ w/ GR8 m8's 24/7 ROFL IRL ATM LOL
This doesn't make sense anymore
MUR MUR MUR
hehe. Lowpass sucks! Munkbatter. Ain't flowers stupid!
Now I've turned into the devil! This is just ridiculous... yes... and it is because "moz2000" is tired and is about to go to bed
moh!

 

by moz2000
4-14-01
Hello, I'm with the FBI. You were saying you keep being transported to a flaming city, and a skeleton saying "moh"?
Yes, officer. It could happen anytime... it could happen in a couple of frames' time! You never know
Interesting... I think you might be the answer to all the mysteries in the world. You might have just uncovered one of the biggest and most amazing things in......
moh!
Oh shit

 

by moz2000
4-14-01
Hello everyone, my name is MOHH OMLO. I've never really had the chance to introduce myself
Don't get me mixed up with Mr Skeleton... I am not him at all. I live here... the happiest place on earth!
WTF?
moh!

 

by moz2000
4-14-01
1 day 2 gr8 m8's r ch@ing...
hehe U r a gr8 M8 2 n e 1 m8
no u r th gr8est m8. u make me LOL + ggl when we ch@. no PPL r liek u IRL m8
wot r u doin l8r?? r u gonna go 2 th moviez m8??
i woz but my m8's ddn't come :(((((((((((( i = sad ATM
so u C it = gud 2 B nice 2 gr8 m8's otherwise u wuld hav no1 2 ch@ w/
ggl i'll come w/ u... u r a gr8 m8 2 me + m8's shuld luk out 4 eachother :)))
:))))))))))))))) thx m8. u r th best!

 

by moz2000
4-15-01
hiya Puce :)) how r u?????
fine fine, but i'm feeling lonely :(((( nobody understands my emotional pain. But N e way, wot's been goin on w/ you?
Well I was having an interesting discussion in alt.games.strategy when suddenly a SHIT NEWBIE comes in, and praises GAYNESS EX, then TOP POSTS!! the cunting FUCK
lol i dunno bout all dat.....i woz ch@ing in alt.teenager.depressed and a TRENDIE comes in and says KoRN are rubbish!!!!! I WISH THEY WERE ALL DEAD!!!!
lol m8
c u l8er

 

by moz2000
4-15-01
yeah so I think simpsons wrestling is kewl
WHAT?!?!?!?! *huff huff* calm down calm down HOW TH... WHAT THE HELL??!!?!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN SAYING WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT!!!!!!!
*PLONK* I'VE KILLFILED YOU. FUCKING NEWBIE SCUM!!!!!!
um... sorry...
AND SO YOU SHOULD BE YOU CUNT!!!!!!

 

by moz2000
4-15-01
|-|3110 P|_|C3!!!!! 17'5 |\/|3...7|-|3 1337 |-|4xx0r J1|\/| |)|_|664|\|!!!!
Hi Jim!!!! *gives you a hug*
|_| R 4 |_4|\/|3R 4|\||) 1'|\/| 60|\||\|4 |-|4xx0r y0|_|R C0|\/|p|_|73R!!!!!!
Why? What did I do??? *cries* :(((
|_0|_ _||_|57 K1|)|)1|\|6 |\/|473!!!!!!
LOL

 

by moz2000
5-09-01
2 guy's r laughing...
Hehe
Hehe
Hehehe
Hehehe
Hehe
Hehe

 

by moz2000
6-04-01
My life is so boring... ah well, at least I still have my TV
Ah well, at least I still have my chair
D'oh

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