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by musikalboy
4-10-07
Sex, drugs and Rock and Roll!
You... youu.... you are the mystic band singer!
Sure I am, honey.
I can't believe it
you should, baby baby baby...
Well, Drugs and rock and roll are always the easiest part of it.
Can you give me free Aerosmith tickets?!

 

by musikalboy
4-13-07
I'm feeling so sick... I've never felt like this before, it's like my body was plenty of viscous black vomit...
Oh damn, I feel like I'm about to throw up my lung and heart both together... Why didn't I buy those bus tickets... I prefer those 40 hours of travel.
Darling, We should begin going into the boat.

 

by musikalboy
4-13-07
Hi, it's not my intention to bother or distract you from your beatiful and worthy arcade shop. The point is that you seem to know the hood, look I'm not saying you are old, in fact...
...I bet you are older than you seem to be. Pretty place huh! well, the thing I would like to ask you, if you wanted to listen to it is, well... do you know maybe where I could find a pet shop?
nop.

 

by musikalboy
4-13-07
Hello!
Hi!
I don't mean to be rude with you, I really respect women because they are excellent human beings, you seem to be one of them... oh, I'm yelling, sorry, don't wanna hurt your ears...
coz you really need them to hear beatiful things people must tell you... well.. what was I gonna tell you?... oh yes.. well, (read panel 2 again) .... Pretty Ass!

 

by musikalboy
4-13-07
could this layout have less sense? Look at your back Roboto! It's cut like a porn film in a sunday tv afternoon
yap, and you're such a floating garbage
look at this... let's make it more incoherent. ajjajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojo
look at the wall!!!
freak.
dubidbuidbuidbuidbudibudibuidbuidbudibudib... Cheatin' da web!

 

by musikalboy
4-13-07
so you washed the dishes, made your bed, feed the cat, paid the maid and did your homework?
yes mom.
near perfect...
near?
BUT YOU DIDN'T POLISH THAT OLD VASE IN THE ATTIC AND ASK THE OLD NEIGHBOR LADY ABOUT HER BONE ILLNESS!!
but!

 

by musikalboy
4-13-07
mum... what is an orgasm?
ask your dad.

 

Mum... what is a shemale?
go and ask your mum...
by musikalboy, 4-13-07

 

by musikalboy
4-13-07
Mum... It smells like death.
Mum...
Mum...

 

by musikalboy
4-13-07
Mum... Is grandpa mechanic?
no, why?
I just saw him under the bus.

 

Mum... I don't like grandpa
shut up and keep eating.
by musikalboy, 4-13-07

 

Mum...what is a pervert
by musikalboy, 4-13-07

 

by musikalboy
4-13-07
funny party huh? It's getting hotter and hotter. Chicks are unstoppable... outside the toilet they almost rape me.. ha ha...
awrit!...
yeee....
why don't we try having sex with each other... just for trying new experiences, you know...

 

by musikalboy
4-13-07
I think I'm gonna erase that squirrel... what do you think squirrel?
oh sure, I must write you lines...
you are the smartes comic writer ever...
thank you, you didn't have to..

 

by musikalboy
4-13-07
ha, are you the cowboy doll?
ha, you can't even speak! what a bad taste has your designer...
not a doll.

 

by musikalboy
4-13-07
Magnetic field was working.

 

by musikalboy
4-13-07
repent, knock the door...
knock knock....
repent, go away.

 

by musikalboy
4-13-07
hi boy, you look sad, lonely, few friends, absent father. Am I right?
you know, I could help you.
Short penis complex?

 

by musikalboy
4-13-07
When is your Birthdate?
4th July, 1984
The same day your birthday!!! what a coincidence.

 

by musikalboy
4-16-07
*wshwswhswhswhswhsw*
*wshswhwshwshwshw*
AUAH!!
Take Note: Banana doesn't taste that good by the eye.

 

by musikalboy
4-16-07
no non o no... you won't nail me that.
it won't hurt. You're gonna feel better.
only one question... what is the inverse of water?
fire!
you're right motherfucker...

 

by musikalboy
4-16-07
it was his time to play his role...
5 months of practise, he memorized all the script, broadway is excited by this show, the president is in, almost god is present tonight, nothing can fail...
...not even the girl encharged of share the vomit bags
don't forget to close it.

 

by musikalboy
4-16-07
I broguht you some beer, you want?
... ok
Are you Brazil or Netherlands?
...ok
I fucked your girlfriend... twice....

 

by musikalboy
4-17-07
Green Mutant ........./ Monster
WARRRL!!
GRIBBYGRIBBY!
Dracula ................../ Zombie
WAAAAFF!!
SGLERGL!
Chamaleon ........../Psychology student
SHIIIRRRRB!
Well, I think you are canalizing your fears...

 

by musikalboy
4-17-07
You shouldn't have been drinking that much... you are so lucky you are alive
Those meteorites could have killed you. you know? almost every human on earth is dead.
what meteorite?

 

how many memories...
by musikalboy, 4-17-07

 

by musikalboy
4-17-07
I like red hair, do you?
you're not helping... answer my question.
I love red hair, love to touch it!
I repeat. Why did you touch that pupil intimate part... bec... OOH DAMN!...

 

by musikalboy
4-23-07
Well, this is the PLAY button, this is the STOP one, the FF... Fast Forward, you know? and REW... Rewind. Those two sticks are the Pause button...
and?
You are a DJ now, welcome!

 

by musikalboy
4-30-07
Ok, let us disconnect the bomb, ok?
*ok*
take the vermilion and the amaranth cable and cut them. Do not touch the olive one.
*let's see, here I go...*

 

by musikalboy
4-30-07
thank you for these 5 years you shared with me in this wonderful company. I hope I see you again, althoug it will be dificult coz I'm moving to Brazil.
The boss fucked the girl who cleans. Marla is too boring in bed. Mike is gay... pasive. bye! thanks a lot... love you.

 

by musikalboy
4-30-07
Honey ... why don't we make some diiiirrrrttyyy stuff...
Oh darling. I have a terrible headache tonight! I'm gonna sleep, today was terrific....
So I'm going out for some bitches. bye.
bye honey! take money!

 

by musikalboy
7-02-07
Who are you searching for?
Mike
he's 18 you know?
but I'm just her teacher
oh, I thought you were having an affair too... I mean... forget the TOO part ok?

 

They had great disguises...
so Shaq, did it fit good?
by musikalboy, 7-02-07

 

by musikalboy
7-02-07
Sa a camta camta faer thas lepton succo nir da vinst, skrift, plopa, donna,
cresuckula, goine dambel fisha fisha dan ka vichno ditno cragua
dallow fitton cragua, vichno ditno cragua plopa, pi nat camta camta.
Drugs evolve
Drna!

 

by musikalboy
7-02-07
1
My favorite films are the three Back to Future.
2
Don't eat salad. Poor innoncent vegetables. they have a life too!!
3
The first thing I look in women is their hands.

 

My psychiatrist told me we can't still be friends.
by musikalboy, 7-02-07

 

by musikalboy
10-02-07
does it happen to you that THESE days... you know...
oh... THOSE days... Hate them
yes, and you feel like... you know...
oh yes...
You mean you have stinky pussy problems?

 

by musikalboy
10-02-07
Hello I'm Richard Telson. Your new boss. Glad to meet you. So... Hugo Lopez.
Wow. They have told me a lot about you.. Your succes... well I hope it still remain the same.
...Could you please shake my fucking hand you pedantic piece of shit?

 

Welcome. I'm god.
by musikalboy, 10-02-07

 

by musikalboy
10-05-07
Oh god! A dead body! I'm gonna be sick
No mom... I've seen a dead body today and I'm not hungry anymore....
but I prepared your favourite food
Yes! I know you made Cow Vagina but I feel sick you know..

 

by musikalboy
10-05-07
Hey man... you are like black and white
oh... yes.... ehm... do you feel bad or sth?
Of course not. you are in black and white...
oh... yes yes... now you're happy? go away. *fucking insane... *
Hey man... you are like black and white
Oh invisible man... not you again!

 

by musikalboy
10-05-07
mmm it's a little bit scary in here
you think?
yeah... what if something bad happens... no one would notice
you think?
yes... why are you asking me "you think?" all time... you're making me nervous john...
john?

 

by musikalboy
10-05-07
Black magic is not legal
how can we arrange it?
maybe.
You corrupt. You and your family will suffer the worst consequences. *halla malooluh, bossum callum...
how can we arrange it?
just tell me where the disguises party is...

 

by musikalboy
10-05-07
Directed by Uwe Boll.

 

by musikalboy
10-05-07
Ok Sandra. It's just an application interview. you are smart... you are a woman at first! yeah!! a women! that's the important thing.
Let's show the world what we can do! C'MON SANDRA! YOU'RE THE BEST!! WOMEN RULES!
Menstruation

 

by musikalboy
10-12-07
no debeis fumar!
sorry, i don't speak spanish
El cancer se acerca!
sorry... NO HABLA ESPAÑOL!
YOU! Cancer!
No, Taurus.

 

by musikalboy
10-17-07
well well. You take her?
I don't know. she was a good girl but
but what?
you know... she was so sex-addicted. She deserves hell.
SO WHERE DO YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR NO-EARTH LIFE?

 

by musikalboy
10-18-07
hi. we have 20 minutes to do whatever you want.
what's the problem?
I'm thinking about the other 19.

 

by musikalboy
10-18-07
well.. here we got the money... are 40.000 dollars.
Matanga!!!
HA HA HA!! idiot... I would never share it with you.
Monterrey! Here I go!!!!
I'm not supposed to still be on the car, Am I?

 

by musikalboy
10-18-07
do you like it?
Aids.

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