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by mutten
11-28-06
Hi I'm here to audition for March Of The Penguins
Well this is The Looney Toons
Do you really want to celebrate our 50th comic watching TV
No I'm celebrating our 51st comic watching TV

 

by mutten
11-28-06
Woah whats going on?
Uhh dunno dude
*sigh* it's 2 O'clock in the morning and you're still watching TV
Yes and not any TV in this episode of Hippies gone wild The hippies are high

 

by mutten
11-28-06
Fear me I will destroy you!
John is that you?
What gave it away?

 

Bat, do relise we're in a 1 pannel strip
yeah, pretty scary huh
by mutten, 11-28-06

 

by mutten
11-28-06
Hey Bill
Hey sis
WOH! step back since when did you have a sister
She's around all the time you just spend so much time watching the TV you never noticed her
No the author just saw the image and got excited because he could use her for a new character

 

by mutten
11-28-06
I love the author
The author is so cool
We seem to be braking the 4th wall quite alot now day

 

by mutten
11-29-06
Tonight at 8 we have Monsters inc with no ads
My name is Mike
OH BOY!!!
Please explain to me how that's exciting
Well DUH! you get to watch a movie made 4 years ago on the TV without ads

 

by mutten
11-29-06
Ah Ha a human, I shall destroy you
That'll teach ya not to mess with me
Still watching adless Monsters Inc on TV
Yep, but it's fading in and out if ya know what I mean

 

by mutten
11-29-06
I am Suji The Great, I'm looking for a Mr. Bonite
Yeah, He lives at the farm just past main street
Is it me or did Phil just get a job as an extra on Ranger Suji

 

by mutten
11-29-06
Hi Bat, hows life trearing you?
Oh my god its my twin brother
Back home
And now to dial 911
1 minute later
You really don't handle seeing your brother very well

 

by mutten
11-29-06
Hey Phil I saw that you got a job as an extra on Ranger Suji and you didn't tell me
Well the angency thing went to hell so I had to move on and I was sure you would catch on, however if you still wanna do the agency thing you always have Mark
Dear hotgirl101 I am 14 I live in Vermont
Ouch

 

by mutten
11-29-06
Me and Susan are going to see a movie okay
'k
Wait for me Kathy!
Ignore the temptation, Ignore the temtation, man what a sweet ass
Ha, ha you have a crush on your sisters best friend
It's gonna get worse as I hit puberty isn't it

 

by mutten
11-29-06
I've always wondered how did I get stuck with you
Well we met in the hall way of your school, you said my name was cliche and then I beat you up, but we worked it all out once you woke up from your coma
I really wish I could say good times right now

 

by mutten
11-29-06
Bat I won't you to understand that-
Whoah what happened
Man that power cut could not come at a better time

 

by mutten
11-29-06
Man this is bad, the only thing that could make this power cut worse is if-
Hi Guys, wait who turned out the lights
*sigh* If Phil came along

 

by mutten
11-29-06
*Typing noise*
That noise sounds like the keyboard on the computer
Yes sexychick405 I find you very attractive
I should've known

 

by mutten
11-29-06
Hey Bill Phil said he got a speaking line on The Return of the Strippers
so what do you think of that?
Eh it's okay Phil thinks hooker means Cow

 

by mutten
11-30-06
The following characters are the extras Phil, Susan
Hah The pannels are smaller
He's wierd
Goth Boy, Kathy
The World is Pain
You Have some Problams
Mark and John
So does the sign speak for itself?

 

by mutten
11-30-06
*Knock, Knock*
Hello, how can I hepl you
Hi I'm Brian from Buissnes LTD I'm here to talk to you abou-
*Knock, Knock*
I'll give you $20 for the suit case

 

by mutten
11-30-06
Hi Mark, hows the agency thing going, signed any clients?
I''ll come back later

 

by mutten
11-30-06
Hey there hotgirl101 how ya doing babe
Ah so you're in a chat group, looking for clients
And also Jonnyboy463 don't let any one called Bill Wright or Blackdude315 into the chat room

 

by mutten
11-30-06
*sigh* This agency thing with Mark isn't working. I wish Phil was still doing the agency thing with me
Well, Phil thinks he's an actor now even though he's only getting 1 speaking line or walking in the backround parts, so just sign him as a client
Ya know that's a good Idea
Okay you owe me 200 bucks and I don't except cheques

 

by mutten
11-30-06
Hey Phil, I was thinking.....
Since you're an actor and...
Dammit! I hate it when you get to nevous to say what your about to say

 

by mutten
11-30-06
I wonder what my life would be like without Bat
Hey babe wanna make out
dammit

 

by mutten
11-30-06
I wonder what Bill's life would be like without me
Prepare to die human!
He better be gratefull

 

by mutten
11-30-06
Good news, I signed a client... Fine I signed Phil but we can still earn 10 bucks from him
Maybe I should leave before he gets his Shut Up sign out

 

by mutten
11-30-06
Phil, I have some good news
I got you a job on Survivor
Did you have to eat monkey brains to get me the job

 

by mutten
11-30-06
This Week on Survivor
Mr. Host sir, a monkey ate all my food
Now how will a survive in these ghastly conditions
He really milks it doesn't he
Tell me about it

 

by mutten
11-30-06
Hey John, Have you ever been on one of those chat group things
n0 n0t at a11
Oh I beg to differ

 

by mutten
11-30-06
Hey, hey wh-whats happening dude OH MY FRIEKIN' GOD IT'S JESUS!!!
I smell marijuana, are you high
I just wanted to see what all the buzz was about, they do it all the time on Hippies gone Wild
I'm selling the TV

 

by mutten
11-30-06
I'm having troubles... *sigh* women troubles
Let me guess Susan still thinks you're a dork
How do you know this stuff?
Let's just say I have connections

 

by mutten
11-30-06
Lets take a current tally of your friends and what they're doing, John; He goes around town dressed as a cerial killer and he is currently in Vermont
Phil, He thinks he's an actor and is currently in Hawaii playing Survivor
And Mark who is a paranoid computer addicted currently in Cyberland
I really have to start meeting some sane people don't I

 

by mutten
11-30-06
Hey Bill come and see this comic I did while you were at school
See I told you I could do this now where's that 20 you promised me
Okay please tell me since when have bats been capable of drawing?
Well when you're living with Count Dracula and it's not halloween things can get a little boring

 

by mutten
11-30-06
Currently on Survivor Phil is dealing with his tricky situations
I'll never get my food back from the monkey. I'll starve out here
Ha, ha the monkey's eating my banana
He has wild mood swings
Tell me about it

 

by mutten
11-30-06
Your life is very heavily focused in virtual reality isn't it
Mark's Mind
Hey dude, come play Star wars: Revolution III I got a new high score
Sweet dude, but I gotta go meet hotgirl101 at the bar

 

by mutten
11-30-06
Fear me for I shall kill you
*sigh* it's still not working, John
I just don't see what am I doing wrong

 

by mutten
11-30-06
RAH I AM THE ALMIGHTY BACON!!!
YOU SHALL BOW DOWN TO MY EVERY WHIM
*sigh* Bat get me out of your imagination!

 

by mutten
11-30-06
This just in, appaently there has been a murder in Jane street. We can't identify the victim however the murderer has been taken in custidy
I'm telling you, I didn't do it
I still can't believe you watch this stuff

 

by mutten
11-30-06
What was life like with Count Draccula?
Well I have to say it wasn't easy
Rah how scary am I?
Um er very scary
Yeah as I said it wasn't easy

 

by mutten
12-01-06
I got beaten up by a girl at school today
I know
You better not have filmed it
Just one tip, please don't watch America's funniest home viedo's tonight

 

by mutten
12-01-06
You didn't happen to show Mark the video did you?
oops
Okay well I just hope he hasn't posted on his forum
let's see
Bill er I think you should come and see this

 

by mutten
12-02-06
Hey Mark, I heard Phil won $100 on Survivor and we get %10 each
Dammit, why do you always pull out that sign whenever I try to tell you something
No, that shut up was like a ''No Way''

 

by mutten
12-02-06
Hey you're back from Survivor can I have my share of the %10 of the 100 bucks you won now
Oh um I dunno how to tell you this but this bird swooped in and stole it when I was at check in
Oh and if you see Mark tell him I thought the video of you being beaton up by a girl was halarios
10 minutes later
Hey how was I supposed to know that blondekid401 was Phil

 

by mutten
12-02-06
Mark I need to talk to you
Hold on a sec. Ha, ha I'm pwning you n00b166 Oh yeah uh ha me da man
Take that ya lousy Jackass. Now its time for the victory screech, AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
2 hours later
You were saying

 

by mutten
12-02-06
Welcome young one
I'll swap you my pants for your halo
You do know a church is where you come to prey to god right
Oh I thought it was like eBay

 

by mutten
12-02-06
Hey Bill
Hey John
*awkward silence*
don't even try it

 

by mutten
12-02-06
Believe it or not I got you a part in the new Curios George movie
I love Monkeys
On the set
Except this one

 

by mutten
12-02-06
The Penguin now finds its mate
Hey there sweet cheeks
I've been waiting babe
They finally put something decent on the TV and you decide to turn it off
it wasn't decent it was coplete documentary crap. Incase you didn't know ,that's not TV

 

by mutten
12-02-06
You know that video of you being beaton up I filmed a couple of weeks ago
Well I was on the internet and um.....
What ever you do please don't go onto You Tube

 

by mutten
12-02-06
Oh yeah 100, Uh huh 100! 100, oh 100
What's up with you?
I dunno just for some reason I feel like celebrating the number 100
can I celebrate 28?

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