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Rick's posse II

by mwjon2
3-07-04

At Melbourne ticket office


	Hi. Can I help you?


	Hi, Iâ€™m just checking to see if there are any hot posses coming down to Melbourne this summer.


	Posses? Like boy bands?


	No, gangsta posses. Bad ass beat rippers. With their blunts and bitches, popping caps etc


	Backstreet boys are coming out in Feb...


	You do work here, right? I want to see the manager

Rick's posse III

by mwjon2
3-07-04


	So not a single bitching gangsta posse is touring Melbourne, huh?


	Nup. Itâ€™s a travesty. Or maybe, it's a message...


	I dunno, Rick. Your messages can be hit and miss.


	Yeah, that's it! I think I am destined to start a posse. And cut some wicked beats.


	Yeah. You could rap about your cat and your internet connection.


	Hey, Iâ€™m a law student! Those guys are always on about â€œthe lawâ€.

Rick's posse IV

by mwjon2
3-07-04


	Yo, yo, what are you trippin about, bitch?


	Iâ€™m sorry?


	Itâ€™s my new rap. Remember, Iâ€™m starting an original posse. I been creepin in the hood with my fly and my peeps, yo.


	Iâ€™m going to have to slap you, of course, if you donâ€™t shut up


	Well, itâ€™s a violent world we rappers live in.

Rick's posse V

by mwjon2
3-07-04


	Yeah, so anyway I've canned the rap posse idea.


	Really? Why?


	Havenâ€™t you seen the news? Itâ€™s dangerous. Big time rappers are always being gunned down in the streets.


	Well I hope you didnâ€™t offend anyone while you were rapping


	No, not really. I did call Barry Williams a wanker, of course


	Yeah, thatâ€™s pretty standard. Potatoes?

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