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by mykel
5-09-01
Things You Like...
Vaginal farts!
Things You Eat..
pussy lips
Things You Are....
a lesbian

 

by mykel
5-09-01
So the beaver says to the whore...
Oh christ not this joke again..
What you've heard it before?

 

by mykel
5-09-01
katie why do you do this to me?
i cannot reply..
i am in love with you.
please.. it's better this way. trust me..
you can't stop fate.
i'll just leave

 

by mykel
5-09-01
all i ask for is one small kiss...
it's no use...
i am useless.

 

by mykel
5-09-01
i might as well not exist
myke.. i love you.. it's just that...

 

by mykel
5-10-01
With this letter I just have five words to say.
..........
i hate your fucking guts.

 

by mykel
5-10-01
I am not a murderer
mr. robo make myke happy again
myke cheer up or i will cry
you cannot cry you're a machine
It hurts inside.
well i gave it my all. he's hopeless.

 

by mykel
5-10-01
you're never around when i need you the most.

 

by mykel
5-10-01
i love how your eyes sparkle.
i love that snort when you laugh.
i love you so much its killing us both.

 

by mykel
5-10-01
the change of scenery didn't change my emotions.

 

by mykel
5-10-01
i hate to love
the fact that i mean
nothing to y ou..

 

by mykel
5-10-01
i love sam brown's art work
it has a special meaning to me.
all hail exploding dog.

 

by mykel
5-10-01
did you get that new weezer album?
yea
any good?
sounds like the tehem music to the drew carry show
that sucks
yea, they have no talent left *sigh*

 

by mykel
5-10-01
this new tool album is keen
oh yea?
yea
i'll trade you weezer for it
stupid asian girl

 

by mykel
5-10-01
well, this was pointless.

 

by mykel
5-10-01
i have swamp ass.
cute

 

by mykel
5-10-01
due too bordem, i am sorry to report that this strip is not very funny, I am deeply sorry and i cannt make up for this lack of creativity. ahh fuck it.

 

by mykel
5-10-01
i see dead people
look there's one now!!
you're not real!
boo

 

by mykel
5-10-01
my testicals hurt.
uhhhh
i hate jock itch
uhhhh....
i'm a man
sicko

 

by mykel
5-10-01
look i have a nail in my head
neat
this really hurts.
you're an idiot.
push me down the hill please!
okay!

 

by mykel
5-10-01
i am made of chocolate lo-fat pie!
I am going to eat you.
so... you're saying you want to eat me?
That is correct.
BOOO!
Wow you're a better scientist then I!

 

by mykel
5-10-01
I heart Yanni.
Where's the beef?

 

by mykel
5-10-01
AHHHHHHH!!!
RAAAAA!!!
AHHHHH!!!!
BAAAAA!!!!
NAAAAAA!!!!!

 

by mykel
5-10-01
where do babies come from?
well?
do i look like your mother?
tell me now or DIE!
vaginas.

 

by mykel
5-10-01
Jesus was spoted in downtown New York!
where were YOU when my husband got hit by a train
watching the game, drinking a bud.
tru tru...

 

by mykel
5-10-01
you said it.
yup this sucks

 

by mykel
5-12-01
hmm....
i am thinking
as am i
hmmm....
i am still thinking
as am i
POOF!
i am robotic!
as am i!

 

by mykel
5-12-01
i am mr.jesus!
fuck off!
i am super keen!
fuck off!
i am really gay!
i knew that.

 

by mykel
5-12-01
hello friend
must destroy
talk damn you!
must destroy
it burns when i pee
shut up.

 

by mykel
5-12-01
i'm you.
you're me
lets start a homosexual family
no.

 

by mykel
5-12-01
unnggufle
may i take out these anal beeds?
NO! NEVER!

 

by mykel
5-12-01
war is bad
wtf..
it's moving.

 

by mykel
5-12-01
this comic isn't funny
you said it man.
Still not funny!
.............
................
how about some kung fu?
how about i eat you?

 

by mykel
5-12-01
EAT MY PUSSAY!!
LICK MY CLITORIS!!
BEND OVER NOW!

 

by mykel
5-12-01
I bet you were expecting a really hilarious comic strip right now, well guess what!

 

by mykel
5-13-01
default

 

by mykel
5-13-01
hell sure is lovely this time of year.

 

by mykel
5-13-01
UncleBob In The Bushes
where's all the hot girl scouts?
Spots Fresh Meat.
bow down and suck dezz nutz hoe
OKAY DADDY!
SCORE
UNNGUFLL

 

by mykel
5-13-01
am i in heaven?
Holy shit it's Satan!
YES THY ARE!
Word up Jesus
GRRRR!!!

 

by mykel
5-13-01
HEHEHE HEHEHE HEHEHE HEHEHE HEHEHE HEHEHE HEHEHE HEHEHE HEHEHE HEHEHE HEHEHE HEHEHE HEHEHE HEHEHE HEHEHE HEHEHE HEHEHE HEHEHE HEHEHE HEHEHE HEHEHE HEHEHE HEHEHE HEHEHE HEHEHE HEHEHE HEHEHE
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by mykel
5-13-01
you spazz

 

by mykel
5-14-01
YOU THINK YOUR LIFE'S SO IMPORTANT YOU HAVE TO WRITE IT DOWN YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING FAGGOT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU
YOU, YOU KEEP A DIARY
YOU POMPOUS ASSHOLE DICKFACE YOU'LL PROBABLY WRITE A BOOK ONLY ANOTHER ASSHOLE WOULD PUBLISH IT YOU DUMB STUPID FAG

 

by mykel
5-14-01
VAN FULL OF RETARDS - HA HA HA HA VAN FULL OF RETARDS - YOU DROOL ON YOURSELF
YOU COULDEN'T EVEN WIN A BRONZE IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS YOUR PARENTS ARE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES AND OF YOU
VAN FULL OF RETARDS - HA HA HA HA VAN FULL OF RETARDS - YOU DROOL ON YOURSELF

 

by mykel
5-14-01
YOU'VE GOT NO FUCKING MONEY AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS UGLY
SO I STOLE YOUR DRUGS
FIRST I STOLE YOUR NITROUS THEN I STOLE YOUR ACID THEN I STOLE YOUR MUSHROOMS THEN I KICKED YOUR ASS
THEN I STOLE YOUR POT THEN I STOLE YOUR BEER THEN I STOLE YOUR TICKETS AND SOLD THEM FOR CRACK
Anal Cunt ownz
you said it bitch.

 

by mykel
5-15-01
pbs sucks.
*click click*
what's this?
OHHHHHHHH THAT'S THE SPOT BABY DO ME GOATSE.CX STYLE!
oh my!

 

by mykel
5-15-01
What did Jesus say when he was up on the cross?
This was one Hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation
Not Funny.

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