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by nsusaint
7-08-04
Dude, my relationship with my woman is going to be put to the test. Football season is just about here and she now has weekends off.
Screw that, your ass better be at the bar drinking beer with me this season.
I don't know, she is complaining about my watching television all weekend.
And you should be, you are a guy.
Yeah I know, maybe we can come to a compromise that will keep her happy.
I got a compromise for you, tell her that you will stay home and spend time with her on the weekend if she is on her knees while you're watch the game.

 

by nsusaint
8-27-04
Hey, where are you going?
To The Store, gotta get some more beer.
Well, get enough for the both of us!

 

by nsusaint
8-27-04
Hey, where's the beer?
No Response
He must be passed out again. Goddammit, he locked the beer in his room again.
Next Day
This time, pick up a case for each of us!!!!

 

by nsusaint
8-31-04
You won't believe this!!!!!!
What is it, I haven't seen you this mad since bartman.
I Just bent over and took it up the ass from RMI, our apartment owners.
hahaha.....
Don't laugh, you did too.
Man fuck.

 

by nsusaint
8-31-04
... and the cubs lose 15 to 7.
... and the cubs lose 7 to 6.
Man, I really need football
... and the bears lose 17 to 13
I need some beer.

 

by nsusaint
9-01-04
Hey Bryan, have you noticed the connection with guys who are not getting laid making comics?
Nope, I'm getting laid.
So Mr. Owens, have you noticed the connection with guys who are not getting laid making comics?
Nope, I'm getting laid.
Hey, you're cute!
WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYBODY LYING TO ME TODAY!!!

 

by nsusaint
9-16-04
You went down on him! How many!?!
Does it really matter?
Yes! HOW MANY!?!
37
37!!!! YOU SUCKED 37 DICKS!!!
It's ok, I had subway for lunch.

 

by nsusaint
9-17-04
What do you think is better Star Wars or Harry Potter.
For sure, it has to be Star Wars.
Why's that?
2 words, Princess Leia. She is HOT!!!
Yeah your right, I guess only a petifile would pick Harry Potter over Star Wars.
That's horrible dude.

 

by nsusaint
11-05-04
So I came up with a good idea for a movie sequel.
Yeah, what's that.
Well it takes place with Yasser Arafat is on life support and they get a look alike to work in his place. I will call it "Yasser".
Dude, that might just be the worst idea anybody could ever think up.
Hey, it's better then the idea of Daredevil 2.
True dat!

 

by nsusaint
6-29-05
I gotta find Michael Jackson.
I'm sure it can't be that hard, just go to hollywood and go in the opposite direction of the kids running.
i'm here to see Mr. Jackson.
I'm sorry my son, but Mr. Jackson was aqquited on all charges and will not be visiting us today in jail.
I've got an idea
And I am reminded, on this holy day, of the sad story of Kitty Genovese. As you all may remember, a long time ago, almost thirty years ago, this poor soul cried out for help time and time again, but..

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