papadust's comics : stripcreator

Why do I bother? the only person who reads these is patrick

by papadust
10-26-04

Yea, I'm Jesus now


	Rory...You must stop this left vs right political bullshit


	No, conservitives are the only problem with the world


	The guy who writes Doonesbury isnt a political genius


	Yes he is, he's funny

I don't know why I made this one


	Faggot


	Hey, gays are cool

I finally made one about Tram!

by papadust
11-22-04

Pretend thats a guy


	Hey tram, I heard you get into purdue


	PURDUE. JEWS.


	Do you know what's awesome?


	All the jews being burned in the ovens?


	I was going to say Halo 2 but I cant argue with that


	I NO!!!!!

what a awesome game

by papadust
11-22-04


	I got a cool drinking game. Turn on BET and drink everytime we see a black person


	Ok

BET rules


	YOYOYOYO NIGGA!


	WUT IZ UP MY NIGGA!


	Dude, this wine's the shit


	HELL YEA MY NIGGA!

god bless alcohol

by papadust
11-22-04


	We shouldve watched Army of Darkness


	GODDAMMIT!

Army of Darkness, comic style

by papadust
11-22-04

Pretend he has a chainsaw


	Come get some


	GHZZAEGHRSE

Pretend he has a shotgun


	Good or bad, I'm the one with the gun


	Oh fuck

Pretend he has the chainsaw again


	Come get some


	GHZZAEGHRSEHRAGHL

I swear, this actually happened

by papadust
11-30-04

Thats someone other than Bin Laden


	Whoa, that guy's creepy


	That kid's hot. I want to shoce my cock up his ass


	And when he's screaming in pain I'll-Oh shit. Is he getting into a car?


	Oh fuck, is he following me?

Thats for you Ron


	He must not be fourteen. I sure suck at choosing my targets


	Thats right bitch! Only senior citizens can rape me!

why doesnt my guy have a computer?

by papadust
1-19-05


	So, im gonna be in colorado in a month, wanna do something?


	oh fuck yea, wouldnt miss it

true story


	Allright, what the fuck happened?


	oh, i was cleaning my room. my bad

Yea, I'm jesus again

by papadust
1-26-05

Belmont isn't very diverse


	In the interest of multiculturism, I now introduce the newest character in my strip, Ron. Otherwise known as Darkness


	Yea, hi

Yes, all other black guys play basketball


	It's pretty ironic that he's wearing a jersey and he's the only black guy who doesn't play basketball


	Whats up with that?

Stripcreator is facist!


	Its pretty funny that the only black character stripcreator has a fro and likes sports. And by funny, I mean racist


	LOL!!!

Overtown is mad ghetto

by papadust
3-01-05


	Ok, there's a syringe on the front lawn, watch your step


	Oh yea, must've dropped my heroin


	Well, at least this place cant get any worse


	Are those bullet shells?

Ask anyone who was there-this really happened


	Oh shit man, were so fucked


	Just be glad the crack dealers aren't up yet

Wow! A new comic!

by papadust
3-01-05

Hollywood Video rules


	What movie you wanna get?


	How about Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter?

Reading the back-


	The film teams the Savior with Mexican wrestling hero El Santos against mythological horrors and science gone mad


	And did we mention that it's a musical?


	Of all the days Jimmy cant get weed...


	That would kick ass

Yes, this was a real conversation. No joke

by papadust
3-09-05

These are Ron's friends


	Since truth is perfection, all facts are clearly perfect


	And perfection is beauty, so truth would also be beautiful.

In case you couldnt tell, theyre a bunch of pussies


	But to me, beauty is raw essence. Know what I mean?


	Yes, perfectly


	What do you think about this?


	Go get laid. Now.

This is what we talk about

by papadust
4-23-05


	So I thought of a new cult


	Really?


	Yea, Cheeses for Jesus


	So we get cheese and save people souls?

See, that would make them go blind, which is awesome


	No, but it sounds cool. And if people wont convert we'll give them strawberry shortcakes and piss on their faces


	We have to get syphillis first

Islands are awesome

by papadust
4-27-05


	After I added Ron, I realized how few minority characters this site has. Its pathetic

These are the asians (azns for teh c00lz)


	WHY YOU NO DO HOMEWORK!

These are the blacks (the girls character name is blackgirl)

Part 2 of the racism extravaganza!

by papadust
4-27-05

Thats the only arab, plus the racially ambigius chick


	durka durka muhammed jihad

They even got this guy, but to be fair they got the union guy also


	Im not saying stripcreator is completly racist, but they have more of whatever the fuck that is than minorities

Im just using random backrounds now

by papadust
4-27-05


	Gameplay is more important than graphics


	No, graphics make a game cool


	You're wrong. Face it


	No


	Adding you really is making these comics cool, aren't they?

Best joke ever

by papadust
4-27-05

Its either sabby or mike who made up the joke, props to them


	Hey, I heard a new joke


	What?


	Whats worse than biting into an apple and finging a worm?


	I dunno, what?


	The holocaust


	Damn straight

Making these are fun

by papadust
4-27-05


	Yea, I made a mistake in the racism cartoons. I missed this guy, but hes not helping their case


	Tru dat dawg!


	Anyways, this is the new character. He rocks.


	He wont be a regular, but I'll just put him randomly when I feel like it


	I got a cat!

Im bored

by papadust
5-06-05


	So Ron, hows the crack?


	Just as good as the cheese sandwiches


	Race jokes got boring quick, didnt they


	Yep


	So what are we gonna talk about now?


	My xbox has fire stickers...

The 'random comic layout button' rules

by papadust
5-06-05


	Im a bee! Bzzz!


	Where's the water? I'm dying!


	You're like a little Terry Schiavo aren't you?


	Give me my feeding tube!


	This comic sure went downhill fast. Here's the new guy


	YAY I got a cat!

I finally made fun of Anna

by papadust
5-06-05


	That sure was some crazy fucking


	I'll be bleeding for weeks


	You're still nowhere close to Anna though


	Really?


	Yeah, she gives the craziest roadhead...


	I got a cat!

Probably the most offensive thing I've ever said

by papadust
5-09-05


	I hate it how guys brag about being able to piss standing up


	Yea, it rules


	Do you ever pee your name in the snow?


	Why the fuck would I do that?


	You have a penis, you should take advantage of it


	I do rape tons of women...

I've done it before

by papadust
5-09-05


	Hey Anna, I realized how cool yuo really are


	Really?


	Yea. You could easily sue me for sexual harrasment the wayI talk to you but you laugh at most of it


	Ok...


	But if you ever try and sue me I'll rape you and eight months later I'll pull out the fetus with a crowbar


	You're mean

Why do women have no common sense?

by papadust
5-26-05


	Oh my god I feel so fat oh no I need to lose weight


	You weigh 110 fucking pounds


	115!!!!!!!! Can I have a ride home?


	You live 2 blocks away. If you're so concerned about your weight, why don't you get some excercise?


	Oh my god you called me fat you're so mean!!!!!!!!

Yes, this happened

by papadust
6-29-05


	Hello


	Im so old...


	Here's your change


	For some reason, I cant open my hand

This part didn't


	Maybe its because you have a fucking rubber band around your fingers


	Have you seen my dentures?

I hate my job

by papadust
6-29-05


	So when you go to college I'll schedule you for fewer hours


	Uhh, Im gonna quit at the end of the summer


	We need you to keep this place running smoothly


	I'm gonna be too far way to get here every day


	But it would really help us out if you kept working here


	Then why dont you pay me more than minimum fucking wage?

My dads a dumbass

by papadust
9-03-05


	So I'm your roomate


	Hi, I'm Avi

Thats my dad


	Ok dad, see ya


	I have the feeling that Avi is a real scholar


	Allright, our parents are gone


	Sweet, lets get some weed

Imagine three of these guys together. I'd shit myself

by papadust
9-03-05


	Hey, I'm your roomate


	Yo, I'm Dennis


	So what're you here for?


	Hockey


	Ok, that explains why you're fucking huge


	I'm a triplet too

The cat guy wasn't there

by papadust
9-03-05


	Why dont we go meet some people?


	Sure


	I GOT A CAT!


	SLAVERY!SLAVERY! SLAVERY!SLAVERY! SLAVERY!SLAVERY!


	Ok, we dont talk to those guys


	Agreed

This is a three parter

by papadust
9-03-05


	Theres nothing to do


	Yea, lets go to the ghetto and get some booze

One more after this

by papadust
9-03-05

Ok, Im done

by papadust
9-03-05


	I dont think we're going the right way


	Oh really?

Only about 3 people will get this

by papadust
9-04-05


	Hello, I'm here to talk about internet use in the dorms


	Oh man this is gonna suck


	So you all signed the resnet agreement and blah blah blah


	Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. My name's Giselle


	GISELLE! HUUEESSTISSS!!!!

this is hard to make as a comic

by papadust
9-06-05


	Hey, did you see a drunk asian kid around?


	With a bag of milanos?


	Yea


	He went that way...


	Ok


	And then he turned around and went that way...

Goddammit

by papadust
9-18-05


	Lets play super smash bros with 99 lives


	Oh hell yea


	Imagine how much it would suck if someone quit with 5 lives left


	Yea that would suck

With 5 lives left...


	Oops, I quit


	DRAW!

I swear this is true

by papadust
9-18-05


	Lets get some chinese


	Hell yea, great idea


	Ok, you call and I'll go get some drinks


	Sure


	Thank you for calling Nan Ling. Currently we are closed due to horrifying accident

Urban legend, but awesome

by papadust
9-20-05


	So these people are tripping on shrooms and they run out into the woods and meet a troll


	Ok


	So they buy it three pizzas because its hungry, and then they bring it back home and make it a bed. So the next day they wake up and realize they have a troll sleeping in their garage


	Ok

I feel like Kent here


	So they go and check on it and there is a twelve year old girl with down syndrome sleeping in their garage


	Ok

This guy is so fucked up

by papadust
9-21-05


	Hi


	Hi ludacris


	why do you call me ludacris?


	Because you look exactly like him


	Oh. Want some corn flakes?

I just want to get to 100

by papadust
9-21-05


	I just realized I never introduced these new characters. This is Avi, I just made him Osama for the hell of it


	Hi


	This is Drew. He's why I'm called waffles.


	I'm actually a ninja


	This is hockey. He switched rooms with some other guy today so he's not my roomate anymore.


	I AM FUCKING HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This one's a two parter

by papadust
9-21-05

Thats where you check into the dorm

He was so stoned

by papadust
9-21-05


	Can I help you?


	Oh yea, I gotta get in

Brunell ran! HE RAN!

by papadust
9-23-05


	Hey the redskins cowboys game is on


	You cheering for the skins?


	Of course


	I'm goin for the Cowboys just to piss you off. They're winning too

Fourth Quarter


	Well fuck me in the ass

This is pretty much how it happened

by papadust
9-25-05


	Hey Drew


	Hey


	Since there's two Drews one of you needs a nickname


	Ok


	See ya waffles


	Bye

What a great job

by papadust
9-26-05


	So pretty much we just sit here


	Ok

2 hours later


	Only 8 hours left


	Sweet!

Make sure the obscenity filter's on for this one

by papadust
9-26-05


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	Slavery!

Communism sucks more than the Patriots in Miami

by papadust
9-27-05


	Hi


	Why the fuck are you dresed like that?


	Che did, so I do


	Ok, but why do you wear sunglasses at night?

Douchebag


	Why doo you wear hoodies at night man?


	Because its cold...

Almost to 100!

by papadust
10-02-05


	Hi


	I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO drunk and an attention seeking whore


	So do you want to have sex with waffles?


	No


	Here, drink some more

I hate her friends too

by papadust
10-02-05


	This chick needs to get banged


	Who?


	HI!


	I'm gay


	Really?


	No, but im not touching whatever the fuck that was

100. Suck it

by papadust
10-02-05


	I'm not sure if this is the 100th one but I think it is


	So whats the point of this?


	I dunno. Lets just say our favorite quotes


	J-mills is a beast on the green


	Ok, theres no way to top that


	I got a cat!

Apparently I cant count

by papadust
10-03-05


	You only have 98 comics, not 100


	Ok fine, I'll make 2 more


	Oh by the way, I want you to fuck my brains out


	Well first I need you to answer a question


	What?


	Is a vagina like a mouth?

The real 100

by papadust
10-03-05


	Ok, this is the real 100th comic


	This is awesome, I'm in your comics again!111111111111


	Well your only in this because you told me I didn't have 100


	Oh


	Otherwise there's no way in hell I'd put you in these again


	You know, for a 100th comic you might've tried making it funny

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