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19/f/and vegan. Despite all the Cheetos comments...

(Trian, tanks for letting me use our bizarre conversation in the POINTLESS INTERMISSION. Tanks for stalking me, too =D.) ^-_-^ (Julia [the_real_folk_blues], you're weird. But seeing as how we are related, I guess we both are. Your comic is hilarious.) ^-_-^ (Nasum [robot_is_me], I feel the overpowering need to slap you, bruise you and beat you. Only because I love you. Though I also hate you. You can't live without me. Yeah, yeah... same here. >_<. You're the ultimate cool. YOU SAID SO.)

Pardon the typos. I need to pay closer attention to my typing...

TIME FOR ANOTHER INTERMISSION!

by plastic_fang
7-10-03

IMPROVISED.

ROBOT.

DANCE.

SHEILA DISCOVERS INTRUDERS!

by plastic_fang
7-10-03

SHEILA WAS RIGHT. -_-


	SO! I WAS RIGHT!


	Sssshhheila!

MANDY IS DEPRIVED. -_-


	O.k. Mandy, now you can kill.


	IT'S ABOUT TIME!

...


	HA! NOT BEFORE I UNLEASH OUR TWO GREATEST WEAPONS!

COMICS ARE INEXPENSIVE ENTERTAINMENT.

by plastic_fang
7-10-03

PLASTIC_FANG HAS GONE BACK TO HER MORE-HUMAN FORM.


	I hate space travel...

MEANWHILE...


	HAHAHA!


	NO! SPARE US! SPAAARE US!

THE SUSPENSE!


	If killbot Mandy is begging for mercy, you know they've gotta be evil...


	EVIL IS NO MATCH FOR GOD!

SECRET WEAPONS UNLEASHED!

by plastic_fang
7-10-03


	I HAVE JUST SENT AN ALERT ALL AROUND THIS COMPOUND! YOU ARE IN FOR SOME NASTY SUPRISES!


	Please, Mandy... kill.

LOVE


	Uh oh...


	KILLY KILL HAHHAHAA!

MANDY.


	THAT WAS STIMULATING.

THE SUPERARMYDEATHBOTS ARE COMING!

by plastic_fang
7-12-03

MANDY KNOWS SOMETHING.


	Mandy, what are these secret weapons that Sheila has unleashed upon us all?

MANDY IS AFRAID TO TELL.


	THE BADDEST OF THE BAD, THE WORST OF THE WORSE.


	But, what are they?


	ATTENTION SUPERARMYDEATHBOTS! THERE ARE INTRUDERS IN THE BUILDING! ATTACK AT ONCE!


	How are we gonna get out of thissss?

CRITICS...

by plastic_fang
7-12-03


	O.k. so, basically, the creator of this comic is just taking the main plot line and making it a sub-plot...


	...while at the same time, throwing other sub-plots in it to either make it confusing or more indepth.


	...LET'S SEE SOME VIOLENCE!

M.A.N.D.Y.

by plastic_fang
7-12-03

SUPERARMYDEATHBOT


	HALT!


	AHHHH!


	MANDY WILL STOP THEM! LAZER ASSKICKING TIME! NINJABOT ATTACK HAHAHA!


	Mandy's insane.


	Isn't it great?

I'M TIRED...

by plastic_fang
7-12-03

KLOGTOR RETURNS AFTER A DAY OF INCREDIBLY FUNNERIFIC FUNPARK FUN.


	...Give me a siiiiiiiign, hit me baby one more time...

='(


	OMG SHEILA!

;.)


	WHO DID THIS?


	It looks like someone's been naughty!

PLASTIC_FANG MEETS NIPPLE RING GUY

by plastic_fang
7-12-03

PLASTIC_FANG IS ON HER WAY BACK INTO KLOGTOR'S LAIR.

WHEN...


	Who are you?

-_-


	HONEYBUNNY OF HAPPYMOUNTAIN!

PALE MAN AND JULIA HAVE VANISHED...

by plastic_fang
7-12-03


	Where could they have gone to?


	I can imagine...


	So...


	So...


	I like to cut myself.


	Me too.

WHEN I GET BORED, I TURN INTO A ROBOT?

by plastic_fang
7-12-03


	So...


	So...


	I'm bored.


	Not so much, now.

MORE KING DADDY!

by plastic_fang
7-13-03


	WHERE ARE THEY? HOW DO YOU KNOW KLOGTOR?


	Wassup foo?


	BIG KING DADDY MAN!


	No! My real identity is...

THIS IS GETTING MORE AND MORE POINTLESS.

by plastic_fang
7-13-03


	THE MOJO MAN FROM MARS!


	#$&!...

(Random thought thrown in ... randomly.)


	I love The Cramps.


	I love you.


	Now don't be doin' that!

MORE CRITICISM...

by plastic_fang
7-13-03


	So, basically, the creator loves this band so she keeps throwing in references to them in the story. And somehow, it seems to be working.


	So we should just keep looking for future Cramps references because they're so well-set into the storyline now...


	There's a storyline?

SECRET WEAPONS ON THE MOVE.

by plastic_fang
7-13-03

PLASTIC_FANG CONTINUES ON, LOOKING FOR KLOGTOR AND THE REST OF THE GROUP.


	ALERT! ALERT! SUPERARMYDEATHBOTS ARE BEING BEATEN BACK! DEPLOY MORE TROOPS AT ONCE!


	Mandy must be having fun...


	SECRET WEAPONS ON THE MOVE!


	Shit...

-_-

by plastic_fang
7-14-03

(IN ANOTHER PART OF THE BUILDING, NOT TOO FAR AWAY, MANDY IS STILL KILLING ROBOTS.)


	DESTROY THE COMPUTER!


	La la la la I'm not hearing this


	What, Mandy?


	DESTROY THE COMPUTER, JACKASS!

MANDY'S FIRST LOVE: DESTRUCTION.

by plastic_fang
7-15-03


	FINE, I'LL DO IT!


	No, please... I'm too super-mega-intelligent and ultra-powerful to die!


	PREPARE TO BE SHUT DOWN FO EVA, FOO!


	Ahhhhhhhhohfr98 4sdh928...


	DESTRUCTION TAKES ME TO A HAPPY PLACE INSIDE...

RUSH'S FIRST LOVE: MANDY.

by plastic_fang
7-15-03


	WELL, I'VE TAKEN CARE OF THE DEATHBOTS AND THE SUPER COMPUTER IS DESTROYED. NOW, WE WAIT...


	YOU'RE CREEPY.


	...<3...

KLOGTOR'S NEXT IDEA.

by plastic_fang
7-16-03


	Klogtor, sir, we have a problem.


	I am no longer picking up a signal from the super computer.


	I MUST UNLEASH THE FULL MEGA ULTRA COOL METAL POWER OF HELL... I MEAN MICROSOFT!

SATAN.

by plastic_fang
7-16-03


	Mr. Gates wants another favour of you, Satan.


	Tell him I'm busy.


	He says it's about taking over the world.


	Grrr. That little shit already owes me for the use of my dark robot army.


	Should I tell him to fuck off?


	Yes. Oh, and props to my homies.

SO...

by plastic_fang
7-16-03


	So...


	So...


	Wanna make out?

THE FIRST (AND PROBABLY LAST) ADVENTURE OF...

by plastic_fang
7-16-03


	What are you doing?


	We're burning Metallica.


	Albums?


	No, the actual band.


	MY INCREDIBLE WEALTH! AHH!!!!


	MY INCREDIBLE ASS! NOOOOOO!!!!!

KLOGTOR FINDS GOD. LITERALLY.

by plastic_fang
7-16-03


	I SENSE DANGER!


	So... IT'S YOU!


	REPENT!

<_< >_> o_o

by plastic_fang
7-16-03


	You're back!


	I like fluffy mittens.


	Klogtor has found us.


	Much MUCH worse is on the way.


	You look different...


	No I don't.

THE FIRST SECRET WEAPON!

by plastic_fang
7-16-03


	HALT!


	NO!!!!


	IT'S... IT'S...


	Mandy, is it more deathbots?


	NO! IT IS I, STEVEN SPIELBERG!

BWAHAHAHA.

by plastic_fang
7-17-03


	I'll take care of thissss one...


	MY MONEY WILL PROTECT ME!


	Sssssure... behold MY great secret!


	OMG AHHHH

THE EVILNESS...

by plastic_fang
7-17-03

(FIGHT! FIGHT!)


	Well?


	He was delicious.


	I'm a skeleton!


	WHY WON'T YOU DIE??!?

I FORGOT TO ADD A BACKGROUND IN THE LAST ONE, SO...

by plastic_fang
7-17-03

INTERMISSION... YEAH O.K. RIGHT. ONWARD!


	Tell me a story!


	Once there was an evil demonbot from outerspace who had 2 alter-egos.


	He was an evil computer programmer on Eath, and also an intergalactic tapdancer.


	And that's how the Prince stopped Dr. Frogmonkey.

WE RETURN TO MR. SPIELBERG...

by plastic_fang
7-17-03


	I'm a skeleton!


	<3

FAMILY REUNION

by plastic_fang
7-17-03

AT THIS POINT, THE AUTHOR IS FEELING A LITTLE BORED.


	HI!


	But... I thought I killed you!

*ANOTHER* FLASHBACK (Pt.1)

by plastic_fang
7-17-03


	Turtles make me sneeze.


	I've booked your flight. GO.


	I want some Cheetos.

*ANOTHER* FLASHBACK (Pt.2)

by plastic_fang
7-17-03

Falling, falling, down. Representing my decent into madness.

WTF...


	HI!


	You... are the chosen one.

I NEED BOOZE.


	=D


	Where's the closest bar?

WHOWHAT...

by plastic_fang
7-19-03


	How did you survive? The plane broke apart in mid-air...


	THAT DOESN'T MATTER!


	Eep.


	Wait, before you defeat Klogtor, you must defeat me!

<_< >_< >_>

by plastic_fang
7-19-03


	I think I'm pregnant.

BYE BYE JULIA...

by plastic_fang
7-19-03


	Let's hijack a plane.


	I've got nothing but time.


	What's your name anyway?


	And so, after all their small, random and pointless conversations, Steve and Julia leave.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

by plastic_fang
7-19-03


	STEVEN! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?


	I'm a skeleton!


	Micheal, you must stop them! For the sake of my beautiful plan!


	Shut up!


	Who is this MICHEAL!?

IMPROVISED VIOLENCE! Part.1

by plastic_fang
7-21-03


	According to the script, we're supposed to fight.


	...


	So I guess...


	...


	I CUT JOO, BITCH!

IMPROVISED VIOLENCE! Part.2

by plastic_fang
7-21-03


	H...hello? We're supposed to be fighting here.


	Fklfdsbaprhhgpo...


	I'm sorry, what were you saying?

IMPROVISED VIOLENCE! Part.3

by plastic_fang
7-21-03


	Supermegadeath assault!


	Violence is not the answer.


	But... it's in the script...

IMPROVISED VIOLENCE! Part.4

by plastic_fang
7-21-03


	Ultra hypersonic stun ray!


	You don't have one.


	I hate you.

IMPROVISED VIOLENCE! Part.5

by plastic_fang
7-21-03


	*Sigh...*


	Fine, I'll fight you!


	YAY!


	But first you must answer me these questions three!

IMPROVISED VIOLENCE! Part.6

by plastic_fang
7-21-03

10 MINUTES LATER...


	Is that all?


	Yes. Now we fight.

IMPROVISED VIOLENCE! Part.7

by plastic_fang
7-21-03


	Hmmm. It would be cool if this guy would randomly and spontaneously explode as if by magic.

OR... WAS IT?


	That was unexpected.

IMPROVISED VIOLENCE! Part.8

by plastic_fang
7-21-03


	Well, that was boring.


	GEE!


	All is well.

IMPROVISED VIOLENCE! Part.9

by plastic_fang
7-21-03


	What the fuck...


	You were getting boring, so I am here to make this pointless and otherwise unfulfilling plotline more fun and exciting for all!


	I use Viagra!

BACK IN BLACK

by plastic_fang
7-27-03


	I'm back!


	After a much-needed break from the comic to come up with new ideas, we have returned with new and exciting adventures...


	...


	...guaranteed to make your spine tingle and eyes tear up. Hours of fun for the whole family! Bring the... kids...


	You're naked!


	Yeah whatever...

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