All comics by ratguts

 

Says my Aul' One... by ratguts 9-08-03
What will ya have?! I'll have a pint!	I'll have a pint with you, Sir! [this isn't another stupid Pogues comic, is it?]	And if one of ya' doesn't order soon We'll be chucked out of the boozer! [at least he has better teeth than Shane]

 

You Can't Make This Stuff Up, Folks! by ratguts 2-16-04
you suck ju-jubes out of baby's assholes	ewww.	i hate ju-jubes.

 

a shattering revelation by ratguts 2-16-04
	oh shit, he's run out of ideas, hasn't he??	he had some to begin with?

 

Every Hipster's Worst Nightmare by ratguts 2-16-04
sweetie, i have a confession to make. oh no, she slept with my brother...	I... I LIED WHEN I SAID I LIKED YOUR ZINE!!	oh god, it's all over...

 

A Little Controversy For Ya Poofters by ratguts 2-16-04
so...		...seen any good bands lately? dude, this is calgary. of course not.

 

Yeah, it WAS shitty! by ratguts 2-16-04
dland is so much better. totes	like, i have no idea how i'm supposed to add an entry. it's diaryland for smart people.	obviously. maybe i'm just not used to change. i mean, i guess that's why i never really got into at the drive in changing to the mars volta that was a shitty punch line

 

Message Boards Affect My Daily Life by ratguts 2-16-04
hey guys, why don't we have a calgarypunk movie night?? lol oh god..	WHY NOT JUST FUCKING EXPLODE?!	thank god.

 

The Creation Of ALl That We Know by ratguts 2-17-04
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth, and the earth was waste and void.	And God made the two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.	Then he created man, and the whole fucking plan went down the tubes. But hey, He gets an 'A' for effort... maybe i'm just not used to change. i mean, i guess that's why i never really got into at the drive in changing to the mars volta...

 

a year later, and it's the same old shit - miniseries part 1 by ratguts 2-27-05
i'm moving in with mark tomorrow holy shit, i heard about that. where are you moving to?	a rad flat in bridgeland yay! i know - we can call you jimmeny cricket	Uh oh! What will become of this situation?? Who knows?? who cares?? to be continued ...?? the voice of reason.

 

miniseries' are great, because logic is nowhere near! part 2 by ratguts 2-27-05
...the voice of reason.	ahhh.... thts a scary thought, dont ya think?? yeah, but mmm...i'm pretty sure you filled in when i left.	OH SNAP! TO BE CONTINUED! this really isn't as funny as last year, is it? it's because you're a fucking pussy

 

GET A FUCKING SENSE OF HUMOUR, DAMIEN by ratguts 2-27-05
i am about to read the miniseries.	what's with the censorship??? the obscenity filter is ON.	HOW EVER WILL THEY GET OUT OF THIS CONUNDRUM????? continued... profanity filters eat dicks ...i smell another miniseries

 

NOT FUNNY AT ALL PART THREE by ratguts 2-27-05
profanity filters eat dicks exactly! fuck filters.	fucking cunts they can shove those filters up their big hairy snatches.	THE END. THIS SUCKS ohhh snap! COME ON! GIVE ME SOMETHING TO WORK WITH HERE

 

skinheads are funny by ratguts 2-27-05
JEWDRIVER RULES FUCKIN RIGHTS! they got a new split with the jesus skins	that rules on 18 levels No, 19. And a half.	ohh SNAP. WOOOOOOO. ROBOT DANCE PARTY TIME.

 

Rancid Sucks by ratguts 2-27-05
DAMMIT KIDS, IT'S NOT A FUCKING STREETPUNK SHOW. oi oi oi. let's have some beer	DAMMIT KIDS, IT'S NOT A FUCKING STREETPUNK SHOW. "destination unknown - ruby ruby ruby ruby soho"	hey, that's that band of mainstream sellout millionaire rockstars with no sense of DIY culture, right? there must be some mistake. i was singing Rancid.

 

some things never change by ratguts 2-27-05
PUNKSZZZ NOT DEAD clever... did you think of that all by yourself?	...	poser.

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