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by redkoolaid
11-05-02
My feet hurt
Damn, that sucks dude.
I think I've reached that point where I've lost all my creativity.
Moo!

 

by redkoolaid
11-08-02
So what happend???
Well, I was driving like a mad man trying to get to class on time and......
Damn, I wanna fuck your brains out.
..... What!?!!!!??!
Oh shit, that was out loud...... I bet he thinks I'm a big whore.....
Damn she's awesome!!!!

 

by redkoolaid
11-08-02
So dark...
...so cold...
*sigh* ....so lonely...

 

by redkoolaid
11-09-02
Very suprise visit....
Hey fucker!!!!
Holy shit! Dude, what the hells going on???
Listen here bitch... YOU'VE got somethign I want.
Wait a second... Are you like my twin or something?!?!
After knocking Lary out, Gary managed to take him to a secret undisclosed place...
What the hell... Where am I?!?! Damn, my head is killing me!!!!
Yeah dude, and you know that girl youre with... I'll take care of her!!! MWAHAHHAHA!!!

 

by redkoolaid
11-09-02
Lary's locked up still....
What the hell is going on here... where the fuck am i?!?!?!?
Meanwhile...
Kristen, honey, there was something i was meaning to ask you......
Yeah baby? What is it?
Um, well... Will you marry me Kristen?
WHAT!?!?! YES YES YES!!!!! OH I LOVE YOU LARY!!!!

 

by redkoolaid
11-09-02
The following day...
Oh hey Lary!!! I heard you proposed to Kristen!!!!
Yeah thats right.... What of it?
Well, nothing, I was just... gonna congradulate you....
Well listen here missy... I dont need your congratulations okay... once we are married I'm taking her and moving far away from here!!!
What the hell was that about?

 

by redkoolaid
11-09-02
Back at the hide-out...
What the hell are you gonna do with me and who the hell are you!?!
Well lary, for once in your little life you arent in control. How's it feel? Theres nothing you can do to stop me!!!
What?!? To stop you from what?
All my life I've been forced to hide because i was never good enough, i could never be better than you... Thats why i came back... to take what you have.
Dude, i never even knew you existed... so whatever youre pissed off about it cant be because of me!!!
When we were born our parents had to choose between us... one of us was suppose to die... not even they know i exist!!!! My own parents!!!! Oh, and me and kristen are getting married. Shes all mine

 

by redkoolaid
11-09-02
same scene from last episode...
I swear if you even touch her i will rip your face off!!!!!
HAHAH Well lary, do you really think we didnt spend the night together the night we were engaged??? Boy, she sure is a wild one!!! HAHAHA
You son of a bitch!!!!! I'm gonna kill you!!!!
Well theres not much you can do in there!!! Well I've gotta run, gotta be at work pretty soon... I really like your job, or should i say MY JOB!!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!
God Damn!!! I gotta fucking get outta here and figure out what the hell is going on....

 

by redkoolaid
12-03-02
***GRINDING TEETH I SCRATCH OFF THE SCABS AGAIN. THE SWEET STING OF SALT, SAND AND SAFETY PINS!!!...***
Damn! These guys ROCK!
Uh... Yeah... Theyre cool!
Hahaha he's showing us his testicles!!!! I LOVE these guys!!!!!
FAG!

 

by redkoolaid
1-05-03
Them God-damned kids and their God-damned crying...
You can say that again!
Them God-damned kids and their God-damned crying...
You can say that again!
Them God-damned kids and their God-damned crying...
Yeah, I never thought about it like that.

 

by redkoolaid
1-05-03
Hey Boss, you do realize that Christmas is over... right?!?
Yeah, I know... but I really like the decorations.
Santa... take the tree down!
But...
Let it go man, let it go

 

by redkoolaid
1-13-03
Hey Lary, i was wondering why you only spell your name with just one "R".
Cause im fucking amazing!
hm... i see. You wanna touch these nipples too???!? I can share baby!!!
Nah, youre nothign but a peice of shit to me.
You got that right, Fag!

 

by redkoolaid
1-16-03
"Rolling down the street smoking endo, sipping on my jin and juice..."
"Laid back, got my mind on my money and my money on my mind..."
Nigga Please!!!

 

by redkoolaid
1-18-03
You wanted to see me Santa?
I'm sorry Klevax, but since the holiday season is over, we are making a few cuts...
Bullshit, you're just doing this cause Im green. You better be prepaired to take it up with my attorney!
Fine, I'm not afraid of any big shot lawyers.
Later...
You got a problem, pencil dick?

 

by redkoolaid
1-18-03
DAMNIT!!! If Klevax is fired then we will need another plan to take over the world!!!
Damn, thats pretty shitty dude... say, do you guys have a microwave up here?
How the hell are we suppose to make sure he keeps his job?!!?
Dude, dont ask me, I'm just lookin to heat up this Hot Pocket.

 

by redkoolaid
1-18-03
So you see... It is cleary within my rights to fire him.
Eat shit!

 

by redkoolaid
1-18-03
Santa goes to complain to JC about his treatment in the past few comics...
Jesus, I'm tired of always being shit on in these stupid comics!!
You know he's only doing it in good fun.
I dont care!!! I will not stand for it any longer!!!
Pfffft!!! Well good luck!
Santa returns home...
You know I'm gonna have to fucking kill you for that, right?

 

by redkoolaid
1-18-03
IM GONNA FUCKING RIP YOUR ARMS OFF, FAG!!!
AAAAAHHHHH HHHHH!!!!!!!
PREPARE FOR FUCKING DOOM!!!!
OH GOD!!!! WHY ME!!?!?!?!!
I'm all talk
I seriously pissed myself.

 

by redkoolaid
1-18-03
You know, I'm really tired of that fuckhead Lary.
Dude, Satan, what the fuck are you talking about? He hasn't said shit about you in almost three months!
God I fucking hate that bastard!!!
Let it go man.
10 minutes of silence
Now you really need to chill the fuck out!!!

 

by redkoolaid
1-18-03
I guess being away from my girlfriend 5 out of the 8 months we've been together isnt too bad...
God I'm depressing...

 

by redkoolaid
1-18-03
Listen here you little bitch. I've come to cheer you up so you wont be so fucking sad looking!
Yeah, thats working...
Now I know its rough, but youve got to realize that youll see her in 5 weeks, but only for a week, then youve got another 4 months till youll see her after that...
Come to think of it, thats fucking shitty... I'd probably kill myself...

 

by redkoolaid
1-18-03
FREEZE MUTHA-FUCKA!!!
Dont fucking turn around... just throw your wallet behind you!
?!? Dude ?!?, I'm just a duck!
Thats it, EAT FLAME ASSHOLE!!!

 

by redkoolaid
1-19-03
You didnt really think this series would end... did you?
Hey hon, I've been wanting to talk to you. I really miss you a lot babe.
Yeah, well I'm pretty tired so I'm gonna go to bed. Goodnight.
The next afternoon...
Hey, so what are your plans for today?
Sorry, I'm playing The Sims... I'll talk to you later.
Okay, so I guess I'll talk to you la-....
::: Logs Off :::

 

by redkoolaid
1-19-03
Lary catches up with Tyler
Hey Tyler, I wanted to talk to you about the recent success your charector has given me.
I'm listening
Well I wanted to offer you a deal.
Sorry, but Tyler can't be bought!!!
I'll pay you in prostitutes...
You've got yourself a deal!

 

by redkoolaid
1-19-03
Sweet, so you are now a regular charector.
You're goddamn right I am!
Cool.
So when do I get my chicks?

 

by redkoolaid
1-19-03
Tyler finds a place to stay since he's gonna be here for a while
I'll take it!
Okay, well rent will be $350/month plus Utilities...
Yeah, about that rent... Do you accept Prostitutes?
Of course.

 

by redkoolaid
1-19-03
Tyler looks around his new house and finds a secret room.
Holy shit, a fucking time machine!
Damn, that fucking sledding trip was bad ass!
Who the fuck are you and what the fuck just happend!
oh, I mean... "quack"?!?
Youre goddamn right "quack". Now step the fuck away from my time machine!

 

by redkoolaid
1-19-03
"... I said give me two pairs, cause i need two pairs..."
"...So I can get to stompin' in my Air Force Ones..."
Meanwhile...
I think civilization has reached an all-time low.

 

by redkoolaid
1-24-03
Josh and Sarah
John and Marie
Lary and nobody

 

by redkoolaid
2-11-03
Now, Lary, this isnt easy for me... but im sorry to hear about you and Kristen. I know you really liked her a lot.
Yeah, thats cool... no big deal I guess. Besides, this is a good opportunity for me.
Yeah? What opportunity?
Well, now I can find a girl who doesn't always have to get her way and actually has some direction in life.
Now your talking like a man!!! Free strippers on me!
I knew it was a good idea to hire you.

 

by redkoolaid
2-11-03
...
What?
You do realize that you spelled "sensitive" wrong in the last comic, right?
Eat shit Tyler... What are you some kind of fucking english major?
Nope, I'm just a man who can spell.
Fucker

 

by redkoolaid
2-15-03
Yeah, so you ever get the feeling that these trees are watching you???
No, not really man.
Like, they can see you, and even read your thoughts and stuff.... man, I'm freaking out here!
Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?
I'm so fucking high right now.

 

by redkoolaid
2-15-03
KING KONG... AINT GOT NOTHING, ON ME!!!!
Hehehehe
KING KONG... AINT GOT NOTHING, ON ME!!!!
Ha!
Dude, Jesse... Who gave Lary the alcohol???
I dont know man, but please tell him to stop rolling around on my floor.

 

by redkoolaid
2-17-03
...Yeah, and that was the first time ive met her.
WHORE!!!
Yeah, i know... but you would have done the same.
Yeah, youve got a point.

 

by redkoolaid
3-05-03
Im so bored, i think ill do some quizes for my live journal...
Yeah, because people really give a fuck.
Hey dude, dont be an ass, its just a quiz about which Invader Zim charector i am.
Oh no, really? I give a damn.

 

by redkoolaid
3-08-03
So are you ready man? The show starts pretty soon so we should probably get going.
Yeah, this band better be good dude, you said they rock, so they BETTER!!!
Arizing hits the stage...
Falling in love again, Falling in love again, Im falling in love again... with yooooouuuuuuu!!!
After the show
So what did you think, man?
Fag!!!

 

by redkoolaid
3-08-03
A week later...
Dude, seriously, the last show was a fluke... i promise this one will be MUCH better!
hmmm... i dont know man, that last show had some hardcore flamage on it.
A few minutes into Arizing's set...
Oh my god!!!!
DUDE!!! Please tell me thats not a 2 foot dildo in his hands!!!!
Oh No... Why the hell is he wearing his girlfriends shirt....
FOR REAL, Youre such a homo. Im never coming to another show with you again, fag.

 

by redkoolaid
3-09-03
ive come such a long way. I just want to thank you for making every comic so funny.
awww, youre such a sweetheart. so why 88? why not wait till 100?
are you fucking questioning my intelect?
no, sir!
youre god-damn right!!! fucking bird.
god he's so hot when he gets upset.

 

by redkoolaid
3-09-03

 

by redkoolaid
3-10-03
Welcome to Miss Skanks Psychic Stand, how may i help you?
Yeah, i wanna know if im gonna get laid tonight.
Absolutely!!!
Yeah???? And whom is this lucky lady?
ME!!!!
Youre one huge slut! But thats why i love you!

 

by redkoolaid
3-10-03
DUDE!!! Youve got to go see this new psychic i found.
Oh yeah? Where'd you find this one?
Well, she was kind of just out on the sidewalk, with a nice looking stand.
Really? Well did she have like a Crystal Ball or something??? What did she do???
Well, she was just kind of a huge whore. That pretty much won me over.
Yeah, but crabs are no laughing matter, Tyler.

 

by redkoolaid
3-10-03
Letters from the fans...
Dear Lary, youre comics suck cock lately. I hope you fall down a well.... Sincerely, Dave from FL.
Eat shit dave!!!

 

by redkoolaid
3-12-03
I wonder why Lary keeps making these fucking things... doesnt he know that they are soooo last year???
But i like his comics, they bring laughter to my boring life.
Well i think they suck!!!
???
You just straight FUCKED UP!!!

 

by redkoolaid
3-13-03
Shit!!!
Hey cutie...
......
So yeah, you know youre gonna be giving me some mad head, right?
.....
Ha Ha Ha, you are SO my bitch!!!

 

by redkoolaid
3-13-03
I'm listening to The Used right now.
Hey thats cool man, but why dont you fucking learn to count, fag!
Well its a little hard to concentrate when your wife is bobbing my nob... OH SNAP!
Ha Ha Ha... good one.
Wooo!!!!!!!
FUCKER

 

by redkoolaid
3-13-03
Dude! There she is... go talk to her!
Okay, its over, she cant resist this!!!
So... hey, if youre not busy anytime soon do you think that maybe we cou--
NO!!!
Well are you sure, cause i thi--
No, I dont think so.

 

by redkoolaid
4-04-03
Ltrain, if you gotta glass jaw then you better watch'yo'mouf!!!!!!!
What the fuck are you talking about.
WHAT!?!? You want another 2 weeks, Hot Lips!!!
Youre a loose cannon, johnny!!!
YOU WANT ANOTHER 2 WEEKS!!?!?!?
God, everyone thinks theyre a fucking rock star...

 

by redkoolaid
4-04-03
So he wont un-ban you from the Arizing Messageboard?
No, hes lost his mind... greedy with power!
Damn bro, two weeks is a long time too.
Maybe i should get some dirt on him... then use that...
Yeah, i hear he likes men.
Hahahaha yeah, he's a knob bobber for sure!

 

by redkoolaid
4-04-03
Good things take Work... Great things take Time.

 

by redkoolaid
4-13-03
I think to celebrate on comic 100 we should get fucked up!!!
Uh, well i think you beat me to it dude, but hey, i wouldnt mind a sip of that cool brew youve got there.
.... no thats ok, why dont you just buy your own? I mean c'mon, dont hog all my stuff....
I dont know, i just wanted a taste... i guess if its that big of a deal ill buy my own...
NO ONE COMES BETWEEN ME AND MY BABY!!!!!
Wow, i think you have a problem.

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