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by redpen
1-02-05
Hey, you're not Sarah.
Bwilliant deduc-tion Sherwock.
*Oyth = Earth
Um... was that an insult?
No, but what if it was Oyth scum?

 

by redpen
1-02-05
So do you have a name?
My wame is Halabeg Donnavitzz.
Riiight...
I'm just gonna call you Jebb.
And I'm just gonna call you Banana!

 

by redpen
1-04-05
So, where did you come from?
I came fwom da Ectwo Blacay Galaxy.
So... is that like, across the street?
Not quite Banana.
................................... Oh right! I'm Banana!
EE yeash.

 

by redpen
1-04-05
*I meant to spell that Soyts.
So you're an alien.
Of soyts.
And you're from the Ecto Something or other galaxy?
Of soyts.
Well, I guess the only thing left to do is your... ORIGIN STORY!
Of soyts.

 

by redpen
1-09-05
Jebb: I was bown on da pwanet Ocyebhfsld Fiuasylujsk. Say dat five times fast.
I was being taught a game kown as Wock, Papaw, Swizzors by my robot pal when....
THE SPACE PIRATES ATTACKED!
Yarrr.

 

by redpen
1-14-05
Jebb: We were of course prepared for a counter attack...
DIE!!!
They had an iron-clad defense though.
No...
We had no choice but to fall back.
Well alright then!

 

by redpen
1-15-05
Jebb: The pirate onslaught continued...
AHH!
AHH!
Until the planet eventually exploded...
I was safely onboard an escape ship watching in horror.

 

by redpen
1-22-05
Jebb: My spaceship was not able to escape the space pirates, and it was blown up upon entering Earth's atmosphere.
After that I experienced a short fall.
AHHH!
And then just a crash through your roof and I was here.

 

by redpen
1-18-06
Well I'm glad that we got this sorted out.
Are you?
Um...... yeah.......
Pretty Much.
Then off I go!

 

by redpen
4-21-06
Phone: Just remember, we need this one's body in good condition, that means NOT ashes. We'll contact you again if you continue to not meet expectations. CLICK
Ugh, I can't stand when "they" call about my performance. If anything they're hurting my chances of snatching Red's body, I mean if anyone overheard...
...the plan...
Damnit phone!

 

by redpen
4-21-06
You want Banana's body!
I want what?
You want to steal my little buddy's body! You want to...
Woah, I've got no fingers.

 

by redpen
4-21-06
Crap, this is not good for the plan. If he warns Red things could get difficult, and if I don't get Red's body... bad stuff...
I'll just have to eliminate this guy. I've got all sorts of weapons in my room, I'll just go get one of those. Hee hee hee hee hee...
You know I can hear you right?
...
Damnit me!

 

by redpen
4-21-06
That's it, I've just got to kill this guy right here and now. I'll just have to use whatever I've got with me at the moment.
Um, Crazy-Chick? I can still hear y...
DIE ANNOYANCE!
DOO DOO DOO DUH DOO DUH DOO...
I just love this Limewire thing. I can actually download all of my favorite elevator songs right here for free. Hot dog!
Jebb: OH MY GOD MY LEGULA!!! Sarah: I SAID DIE!!!

 

by redpen
4-21-06
After A Short Sruggle...
Phew, he's dead. It took a bit of doing, but I finally killed him. Now I just need to hide the body before anyone else...
...
...shows up...
...
Damnit it's not even funny anymore!

 

by redpen
4-24-06
Well I should probably go downstairs and eat something, I think my stomach has actually started devourering itself.
Moments later in the down of the stairs
Ah I love this house. I love the stairs, and the walls, and the...
Hey wait a second...
I thought my walls were green not red.
Yeah about that... they're red now... and don't question why... ever.

 

by redpen
4-24-06
Sarah... What's going on here? Why are my walls suddenly red?
What do you mean? These walls were always red, in fact red walls were your idea. You know, so they would match your name.
Hmm...
Makes sense to me.
Phew.

 

by redpen
4-25-06
Continued From "Stop Looking" Comic
Boo!
Boo!
You've met your match Mr Man. Now you'll have to close down your shop of human horrors.
Oh...

 

by redpen
4-26-06
And the man at the back said:
Everyone attack!
And it turned into a ballroom blitz.
Ballroom Blitz
Ballroom Blitz
And the girl in the corner said:
Boy I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a ballroom blitz!

 

by redpen
4-26-06
Well now that this whole wall issue has been cleared up, I'm gonna go eat... the fridge... all of it.
Yes Red, go eat your fill, for it will be your last meal. Even now my plan to steal your body is reaching its commencement.
Yes it is surely only a matter of hours before your end life and the beginning of my immunity from the invaders.
BUM BUM BUMMM

 

by redpen
4-26-06
One day in town, Fred discovered...
!
OH MY GOD! THESE AREN'T MY PANTS!
!
?
... some things are best left unsaid.
I... I mean... I gotta go!
?

 
by redpen, 6-08-06

 

by redpen
1-08-09
God's House.....
I wonder how Earth is doing on this fine day...
On Earth.....
KILL KILL KILL
You've killed my family!
Well that's not right...

 

by redpen
1-08-09
God rushed down to Earth in order to do something about the terrible robot problem...
God needed someone of the greatest moral values. Someone that could help him save the world...
Who He found was Noah...
You will have to do.

 

by redpen
1-08-09
God quickly explained that robots had ruined the world and that God needed to do something that would get rid of all of the robots.
The two thought long and hard about a sollution to the problem.
After much thinking Noah came up with a truely brilliant idea...
Flood the world and short circuit all of the robots!

 

by redpen
1-08-09
God loved the idea,but knew that it would kill all of his otehr creations. To avoid this God ordered Noah to construct an ark that would hold two of every animal. Noah was thrilled.
As Noah began building the ark God returned home to create the biggest flood anyone had ever heard of.
It is unknown if this is true, but it is believed that God watched Waterworld in preparation for the flood he was about to make.
Curse you Mariner!

 

by redpen
1-08-09
Back on Earth things were going well for Noah...
The ark was finished and all of the animals had lined up ready to get aboard...
And Noah could not be happier...
I LOVE RABBITS!

 

by redpen
1-08-09
With the ark completed God flooded the Earth...
Hey what's that?
Oh, it's water.

 

by redpen
1-08-09
With the robots banished to the bottom of the ocean the world was safe.
Noah and the animals survived on the ark until the flood waters lowered and it was safe to return to dry land.
And so everyone lived happily ever after. Really happily ever after.

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