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by rockermikey99
11-19-10
So, Mr. Barbusca, what's next until 2007 comes up?
2007 is kinda more like 2003. Every year, your dad and I went to Alaska to ride our skis across boulders and the "Great Cliff".
14 minutes later with Mr. Barbusca...
Legend has it that it's 200,000 feet tall and 34,064 on the other side going down.
So technically speaking, how big is the "Great Cliff"?
Hey, Mr. Barbusca! Is it okay to ride up the mountain with Gnome's trashcan?
Sure you can, Tim. But don't make yourself like an idiot in front of the paparazzi once we conquer this.

 

by rockermikey99
11-20-10
Uh, Timothy. Can you please help me? I seem to be holding on a cloud.
WHOA! This is good hangtime! Aint that right, Mr. Barbusca?
Indeed Rosa, these two men are record brakers! Although, Barbusca broke his side rib. But can they keep on with the 07' Countdown?
We interupt this strip with breaking news, it turns out that Alaskan Legend, "The Great Cliff" by Tim Franger and Rob Barbusca.

 

by rockermikey99
11-20-10
Sure Henry Collins.
Okay Mister Helms, ready to practice?
Later on.........
Calling 911!
All done! Whew! How was that?
Okay, Mister Collins, here is your cell, hope you have a fine year.
Read the sign Officer Venture!

 

by rockermikey99
11-20-10
Sir, I've only asked for the "Anchovie Delight" special.
Eh' Bob MCcoy'ah, do you want'a brussels sprouts or mushrooms?
Yah, that will teach my old man, Bob! OH! I mean....FIRE! FIRE IN THE KITCHEN!
Sorry Mister Coyote. That extention was way too hard handle. That will be $386.23!
Mmm...let me see! Hey guys, got an extra 299 bucks on you?

 

by rockermikey99
11-21-10
Man, Joe! My German Team is getting abused by your USA Team.
Indeed, Kenneth! In fact, Swagger Riley is 43.5% low on attributes than Brady.
Level 1: Brady Williams wins over "Slow" and "Whimpy" Swagger Riley.
Let the answer machine get that....
(Beeeeeeeep) Hey Ken Ronalds, can you bail me out? I kind of need to get out of here before 7:00 PM in order to fight Jack "Reign" Kidd. So again, BAIL ME OUT!!!!

 

by rockermikey99
11-21-10
www.foremansecritary.com Okay, yes I want to make a bail. H-E-N-R-Y C-O-L-L-I-N-S. What he is in for: Beating up a boss from Staters Brothers. The pay? Oh man, $10,000. My whole college fund!
Hey, Snoopy. Your jail time is up! Somebody has paidyour bail and put in the bail money.
It's about time! You know, nowone even liked you ever since you joined the Navy and ended up with green and brown coleslaw on your face!
Oh, you owe me more than....WAIT! Did you say a Fern Concert and anything else?
So Ken, what do I owe you? Two tickets to the Fern Brothers Concert, give my old friend, Al Gambert a good beatdown? What do you want?

 

by rockermikey99
2-13-11
I only have only more 2 blocks to go to get this package to my wife for Valentines Day.
Forgot to get a Valentines present to your wife?
Is it that obvious?
Well, my wife and I have been married for 51 years now, and for the past 2 years, she hasn't complained about my Valentine gifts I gave to her.
What did you get her this year?
I got her a can of beefcake pie, a flatscreen TV, some apple cider, a Bill Huckleberry CD, a DVD of our memories and a adopted lion named "Sweet-potato".

 

by rockermikey99
2-13-11
Hey, are you Brad Vann Buerin, the lead singer in the Fern Brothers Band?
.....
I said...ah the heck with it, I'm going to say something I never said to anyone before. YOU DEADBEAT PIERCE WEARING M....
Henry, ah goodness greatous, why are talking to that picture of Brad Buerin? We're missing the concert!
Bu, bu, but I th,th, th, thought that was Brad. Oh what the heck, let's go eat at my *NEW* restraunt my uncle just opened before the fight.

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