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[END OF SERIES 1] The End of the Beginning of the End. by ry0ry0 7-17-02
At McGillacutty's Well shit, boi. I started our magical adventure by turning in our resignations. Then I bought some croutons. I wrote letters to our parents, telling them of our wretched, yet homoerotic demise!	I changed my name to Antonio. I changed your name to Fernando. I hammered on my homo head.	ROAD TRIP Get in, my boy. It's time for a wacky adventure of self discovery.

 

Instigation Part 1 by ry0ry0 7-17-02
Hey, check it out, I'm a loaf of bread being fisted. Hey buns, ditch the fist and gobble my dickie.	Uh, my buns are for Johnny. Well baby, I AM Johnny!	You think you're Johnny? Then you must fight. In the name of Don Punchatz, WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?!!

 

Instigation Part 2 by ry0ry0 7-17-02
Bash! Unmfh!	ow! Poof!	It seems we are equally matched. Get ready, Bischt.

 

Instigator Part 3 by ry0ry0 7-17-02
Let's take this to Hogan's alley! Huff, Puff, Maybe.	Oh no, I think you won! Yeah.	The wretched truth is that we are the same man. WHAT?!

 

Reaction Shot by ry0ry0 9-30-02
The letter comes. I just got a letter from little Ryo and your Snazin. They claim they're both dead! I got the letter as well. I'll miss those gents, but the way they died sure makes me want to sit on your face.	Some are not pleased. lol boss those dudes say they quit What the...! I thought you killed them! Well, stop standing around and go kill them in a homoerotic manner!	Some are simply apathetic. Sweetheart, I heard through the grapevine that Snazin and Ryo are DEAD!! What kind of faggy names are those?

 

PART 2 - The Trip of a Lifetime by ry0ry0 9-30-02
On the way to St Louis... WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Momma's little Snazin loves shortn'n shortn'n! Momma's little Snazin loves SHORTN'N BREAD	Put it in the OVEN Put SNAZIN on TOP!	Momma's little Snazin loves-- SHORT NUN BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Uh oh! by ry0ry0 9-30-02
Our duo makes a pitstop at the Days Inn, but they've been followed... haha ha lol k now is the time You can't pull taffy worth a scrotum. Here, let my manly hands do it!	Hey, this notice says FREE FELLATIO! lol whats fall patio	Oh, hello! You must be the one for the job! yeh i got a job 2 do

 

Climax by ry0ry0 9-30-02
ACK BANG	WTF YOU SHOT YOUR LOAD AGAIN DIDN'T YOU i gess u cud say that lol	2BCONTINUED What the! What'd you do to Snazin! i gess u cud say...i "killed" him ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

STICK FIGURE COMIX by ry0ry0 9-30-02
WELCOME A WIKKA WIKKA NOW I'M A STICK FIGURE AND THIS IS STICK FIGURE COMIX	YOUR PASSE 'COCK' CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW YIPPY SKIPPY YIM YANG YOW!	HEY YOU'RE NOT A STICK FIGURE, YOU'RE A FRAUD, NOW FACE MY WRATH ALL I HEAR! VOICES IN MY SOUL! ALL I KNOW! I CANNOT CONTROL :(

 

The Horror by ry0ry0 9-30-02
You won't get away with this. i think i did???? lol jk	hooza, bitch! hey stop ow	EAHRHGHHRGHHH BANG BANG ha thatll lurn u

 

A Heavenly Encounter by ry0ry0 9-30-02
WELL WELL WELL, LOOK WHO IT IS! who is it, babe!	Oh dammit, It's them. DICK FLYERS?!	:x OHH GOD I MUST BE IN HELL

 

Revival by ry0ry0 9-30-02
Here's the deal, Schlameal. yes?	I'll send you back to your "Earthly Paradise" if you and ryo buy me the most expensive leotard on the market. Leotard eh, you would look rather STRAPPING. Consider it done.	Hi! I just had a dream that we were SHOT and Jesus would send me back to earth if we bought him a leotard. That was no dream, boobs. Time to put the road trip on hold, cuz we's on a mission from god.

 

The Song and Dance by ry0ry0 10-01-02
WELL I'M SEARCHIN HIGH AND I'M SEARCHIN LOW	I'M SEARCHING ALL AROUND AND I'M HAMMERIN MY HOMO HEAD	FOR MAH SHANGHAI LIL!!!!!!!!! We're searching for a leotard, you dick!

 

A Brief Interludum: Madame C meets Adam Clayton by ry0ry0 10-01-02
Madame C meets Adam Clayton Oh, there's Adam Clayton!! Oh no, another fan... where's the exit?	Excuse me, are you Adam from U2? Yes, yes I am.	What a hottie! Why does she keep staring at me?

 

The BOSS: Hospital Journey by ry0ry0 10-01-02
THE BOSS arrives at McGillacutty's, looking for answers... For the heart of insufficient luster it sleeps, I for the tarts of the fat which gives the food do not have a what kind of hour. They would like to bumsen with this? This cock examines you ousted.	You are a match elegantly, do you think? Face my rage, namely my fatal rage! The penny sack, you not lever in feet one probability. Kisses my sandwich.	THE BOSS learns that nobody can defeat McGillacutty. You must have been easy in him. He shouted on a sore ass, was not he? Well, it was not his failure, he was a mess. Me something which it is possible, characteristic of pulverization of the true cracker which is I say. I did not go thing to the school of the bartender because of what.

 

YELLOW BORADRS: BY KADDAR by ry0ry0 10-26-02
hi welcome to the zzt party here is a joke WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? OH IT DOESN'T MATTER, JUST GET ME SOME DAMNED VODKA	what do you call a zzt game that sucks 4ever? WHAT THE FUCK IS ZZT? AND WHERE'S MY VODKA?	"stupid rpg" hahaha JESUS CHRIST WHAT A FAG

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