All comics by ryutsuba

 

by ryutsuba
7-12-02
Ack! My computer! Ablaze!
*yawn*
Huh huh. Huh huh. Huh.
Don't think I'm not on to you.
Huhuh. I r00l.

 

by ryutsuba
7-12-02
...somebody left the front door open again.
Heh... heh... hello there cutie...
What? What are those nails for? Don't call me cutie. I'm busy.
You realize that due to the nature of serial killers, this only turns me on if you STRUGGLE or... SOMETHING.
Yeah what? Busy.
I'll wait.
Did you say something?

 

by ryutsuba
10-05-02
The day time stopped...
So... she's... gone. College. The real world.
Yeah... nothing's gonna change dude. Everything's gonna be a-ok.
Bullshit... she's gonna be thinking about guys that aren't me, and sleeping with guys that aren't me, and... and...
Yeah, that's probably true too...
*glare*
...like I said, nothing is going to change.

 

by ryutsuba
10-05-02
Dave's Chronicle, Day 1: She's gone, and even though she's supposed to visit, I know she's not part of my world anymore.
I like to think my heart will grow to live without her, but I know for me she'll always be, literally and figuratively, the girl next door.
Remember kids: pretentious dramatic art fags make unfunny comics!
Narf!

 

by ryutsuba
10-05-02
Dave's depressed.
He's too lazy to change the default characters.
But that's ok, we're trained in being vessels for comedy!
All your base are belong to us!
...hey asiangirl2, do you ever look up at the sky and wonder what it all means? I mean, maybe Dave's got a reason to be depressed.
Sucky sucky five dolla! I am really a man.. I... ehh... what? Lost myself in the moment.

 

by ryutsuba
10-05-02
So I saw this bum right, and he said he hadn't had a bite in days...
EGADS! A HIDEOUS MONSTER FROM SPACE! RUUUUN!
...so... oh man this is a killer... so I bit him! HA!
...nobody gets my jokes.
Drop the raygun, space monster.

 

by ryutsuba
10-05-02
And now for a brief commercial break.
Clowns are no longer the respected society of clever fools we once were.
The world at large, and even Strip Creator, has forced us into roles we are not!
We are not rapists, murderers, or *gasp* pedophiles!
And in that spirit we present to you "Clowns Are Not the Enemy"
Act 1, Scene 1
Hark! Tis a lonely clown, out for a stroll. I think I shall tell him of the joys of oral copulation with minors!
Woe! This neer-do-well seeks to defrock me of my child-like innocence! Stand aside knave, lest I make for thee a balloon animal!

 

by ryutsuba
10-05-02
Space... the final frontier... the great black abyss uncharted by man.
Who knows what wonders lurk... AND HUNGER... beyond the stars...
Damn... didn't they use "final frontier" on Star Trek? Cut, cut. Anderson's gonna have my head on a platter.
I'm a scary space head!

 

by ryutsuba
10-05-02
Monday
I hate long lines.
RUFF!
Tuesday
Ain't life grand?
RUFF!
Wednesday
Sheesh.
RUFF!

 

by ryutsuba
5-07-03
When LUEsers meet...
Tee hee! Math is hard but videogames are fun!
Yo, I just fuckin lit up a mad j and got 3 bitches doggy-style, at once.
I hope everybody will read my topics now...
Yo, I just fuckin lit up a mad j and got 3 bitches doggy-style, at once.
Tee hee! math is hard but videogames are fun!
Quack.

 

by ryutsuba
5-07-03
TODAY ON THE ROBOT SHOW WE HAVE ARE WITH US A CELEBRITY
Hi Mr. Robot! I thought I'd talk about my new film a bit...
DO HAVE YOU THE SECRET PLANS
The uhh... secret... what?
INFIDEL DRAINAGE OF MAN
This sucks. I'm outta here.

 

by ryutsuba
5-07-03
Look, it can't be that bad. So they got rid of the Life in Hell bunny.
You don't get it. Go away.
Oh just come on out. Nobody's gonna make fun of you.
*sigh* alright, here I come.
Jesus Fucking Christ! The Elephant Man! What did you do with Dave?
Soon the rivers will run red.

 

by ryutsuba
1-10-04
The best way to show your readers that you care is to use the default settings in a comic!
Hamlet!
It's unrealistic to believe that Dave would rediscover this site after so long without touching it, and actually spend time on the first comic.
Hamlet!
The man from the zoo took my baby.
I think that was an inside joke.

 

by ryutsuba
1-10-04
There's something profound about overwhelming whiteness.
It can represent so many ideas, like purity or holiness or even emptiness.
For example, I see an arm.

 

by ryutsuba
4-24-04
Aren't you glad our classes are finally getting some love in this patch?
Yeah, but don't you wonder what Subtle Blow actually does?
Subtle Blow - Reduces TP gained by monster from your attacks.
...
...
Fuck it, I'm rolling a Paladin.
NO! WAIT! I'll be LFG all alone!

 

by ryutsuba
4-24-04
Man, Dragoons suck balls. You're just like us, but you do less damage.
But Kain from FFIV was cool!
Fuck it, this is pointless.
Hey, can I join your party?
NO!
Yay! My pet is cute!

 

by ryutsuba
4-24-04
As a proud Mithra, I'm disgusted by some of the jokes people are making about us.
[Double Thrust] [in] [Mithra] [fun] [hole]? You should be ashamed.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go strip naked and lick myself until I'm clean.

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