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by sakata
1-18-03
I AM BACK IN BLACK
LET'S MAKE COCK JOKES
OKAY
YES
AAAH FUCK THIS POKEY THE PENGUIN IS SUCH A BETTER COMIC
WORD

 

by sakata
1-18-03
HEY SAKATA YOU STUPID FAGGOT GUESS WHAT
WHAT
YOU SPELLED "OMBAOOJIEBASO" WRONG! AND CALL YOURSELF A KOREAN
FUCK YOU I'M GONNA GO PLAY STARCRAFT
GODDAMNIT
MARINE RUSH!!!11

 

by sakata
1-19-03
I GOT A PS2
RYO IS A FAGGOTEER
WOOHOO

 

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by sakata
1-19-03
I LOVE YOUR ASS

 

by sakata
1-19-03
DDR
DANCE
DANSU
DDR
DANCE
DANSU
DDR
REVOLUTION
REBORUSHIAN

 

by sakata
1-19-03
...
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....
"...."?
...
...

 

by sakata
1-23-03
I EAT PIE
NO

 

by sakata
1-28-03
RAPE!!!
RAPE!!!!
Stop begging for it.

 

by sakata
2-17-03
I HAUNT YOUR BED
AWAY, SEMEN STAIN!
NEVAR
....
God, I smell like I came out of your penis.
YOU DID

 

by sakata
2-17-03
The two asians prectice their roles.
Since I found Jehuty, you'll have to give it to me.
I am Dingo Egret, and-- did you just ask me for sex?
Dingo sounds like dildo.
Egret sounds like "MY HARD PENIS INBETWEEN YOUR LARGE BREASTS GOING UP AND DOWN IN A MANEUVER KNOWN AS THE 'TITTY FUCK'"
....no, it dosen't.
Oh.

 

by sakata
2-17-03
Ok is dis game startign?/
Uhm, yes it is.
Ok ru a korean bekuz they too good and they kick ass and i got beat by a koeean once
uhm, I'm half-Korean -- Say, the game's starting and you can't leave!
googggogogogog
....what the hell?

 

by sakata
2-17-03
w
w
w
dot
teledildonics
dot com!

 

by sakata
2-17-03
I love sucking cock.
I love taking up the ass.
Skullfucking feels nice. I like men.
I love it when a man is inside me and I can feel his penis going in and out of me.
...fucking homo queer.
...fucking homo queer.

 

by sakata
2-17-03
OH GOD NAIL GIVE IT TO ME HARD IN MY SKULL
The south will RISE!!!!
I like videogames.
I like videogames.
I like men.
NOW I HAVE BEEN SENT TO HELL FOR MY GAY SINS

 

by sakata
2-17-03
Wow. sakata was..
funny!
...
...
Something must be wrong.
Yes...

 

by sakata
2-17-03
HUN TO RAI GA HU TSU SHU
Hey, who's this person?
I MUST FLEEE!!!!
You cannot escape.
shit.
I still can't get over the fact that he was FUNNY.

 

by sakata
2-17-03
Yo yo yo we be chillin' in the home turf
ya man we all asz pride yo
hey u no korean u chinese
now we gotta fight
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA@!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!$#$
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA@!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!$#$

 

by sakata
2-17-03
Hey, what're you doing on that bench?
My eyes have been taken. They will pay...
ARR
I will escape this dungeon...
And take vengeance upon them, them and their race.

 

by sakata
2-17-03
Okay, you're a bit fucked up today, it seems.
The humans have persucuted against us, even though my forefather gave them their intelligence.
Can you tell me what's going on?
But, even though I have lost my sight..
...shut up.
I have my mind.

 

by sakata
2-17-03
I'm leaving, you're boring.
I am chained to the wall...
Bye!
But, no matter, for my powers and knowledge of magic will guide me.
..as well as the burning vengeance within my mind.

 

by sakata
2-17-03
I am alone...
But I will break free. For, no matter my weakness..
I have the powers of the ancients.

 

by sakata
2-17-03
Back!
Fire went trhrough my fingertips as I burned the chains with heat beyond all imaginable.
..And you're still mumbling.
Heat comparable to the depths of hell itself.
Please shut up.
having broken free, I decided to go forth.

 

by sakata
2-17-03
Alas, having entered the next room, I knew I was in peril. I had entered the room of the fifty-five demons.
You suck. Did you get high or something? Is thta why you're mumbling and stuff?
Eight of them came towards me as I ran back, ran toawrd, and killed them all with seventeen blasts of lightning.
Ooh, lightnin'.
Their blood splattered upon my garbs, and I did not care for this, because my basic insticnt wanted me to kill. All will die!

 

by sakata
2-17-03
Kill more!
I ran up to the remaining demons, armed only with the ancient teachings of one-thousand years ago.
...wow.
I fired blasts from my hands with ease. I was a killer. I was an artist of death. I drew blood out of all of the minions of the devil, and the bloodlust still lingered within me.
I ran ahead, fearing the lingering souls of the demons.

 

by sakata
2-17-03
Funky. So, are you high or something?
I passed out on the floor, having killed fifty-five living things. They would exhaust even the mightiest of mages.
BOOOOOORING
I began to dream of simpler times...
KILL MORE DAMN YOU
about 50,000 thousand year ago...

 

by sakata
2-17-03
...
The humans we once were found an item of old civilization. Our order, the Archons of Veldaija named ourselves after this.
The spirit within the vessel needed to preach its message of the past.
bye
However, some vilified us as lovers of the weak. The species we evolved from, to be precise.
And so it has.
I like videogames and i am n a comik that say stuff and its funny
Yes, our enemy school, the Order of the Wrenian Archons. Their namesake was Wren, the ancient weaver of hate.

 

by sakata
2-17-03
SOOO ANYWAY I WAS MASTURBATING YESTERDAY AND MY BOSS (SHE IS A WOMAN) CAUGHT ME SHOOTING SEMEN AT THE CEILING AND FIRED ME
SOON AFTERWARD, I RAPED HER.

 

by sakata
2-17-03
SHE LIKED THE RAPE
SHE EVEN SAID SO HERSELF SHE SAID SHE LIKED IT BECAUSE HER HUSBAND NEVER GIVES HER ANY

 

by sakata
2-17-03
I've lost the will to tell my story.
PLUS I BOUGHT HER FLOWERS AND DILDOS

 

by sakata
2-17-03
Oh, it's you, you freak.
I'm sorry I've been acting so strange.
Oh? Sorry?
Yes. A spirit took over my body.
...I don't believe you.
It works in Star Trek, but not here?!?

 

by sakata
2-17-03
I am within your head.
Show yourself!!!!!
Certainly.

 

by sakata
2-17-03
So, you're the one that has been controlling me!
Yes, I am.
You look fucked up.
In reality, I can take any shape or form. However, I am stuck with this one, for now.
I still say you're fucked up.

 

by sakata
2-17-03
Anyhow, allow me to introduce myself. I am Esikar Veldaija.
Odd last name.
Err, it is not a last name. It is the name of the school of magic I studied at.
God, I must've eaten my medicine cabinet, or something like that.
Uhh, well, you did, but I am real.
Yeah, right.

 

by sakata
2-17-03
Anyway, I must tell you of the past.
Why?
The past must never be forgotten. It must be told, through mouth, pen or keyboard.
God, I am WASTED.

 

by sakata
2-17-03
Okay, so tell me your tale, oh great methamphetamine mirage.
Alright. In the land of Erien, about 50,000 years ago--
A long time ago.
Er, yes.
In a galaxy far, far away?

 

by sakata
2-17-03
You think I'm Star Wars?
How would some funky alien know what Star Wars IS??
I read your mind.
Or you could be a BONG JUICE HALLUCINATION.
Sah!

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