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by shank
5-04-04
ahh something hit me in the face earlier today!
oh yeah? how's that for ya?
...
...
Its killing me.
yeah its killing me too.

 

by shank
5-04-04
Hey...can you help me in the bathroom...?
uhhh why?
well, the doctor told me not to lift heavy objects.
what, you can tlift the toilet seat up?
FKSLFFSKH
LOL FUXING FOOL

 

by shank
5-04-04
yo, where the fuck is the door on your bathroom?
oh, it got busted last night...
hmmmm
dont worry man, its not like im going to watch you take a piss.
...to the bathroom
you'd just get jealous anyways.
man, fuck you

 

by shank
5-04-04
so, hows the hemroids?
good, the cream you suggested works perfectly. How's the diahrea?
ah its great
oh thats good
HEY, WE WERE JUST JOKING MAN, WTF YOU STARING AT.

 

by shank
5-05-04
ooooook then, wrong way...
yo, i was just kidding

 

by shank
5-05-04
Not only is this wasting your time, but its wasting mine too. Benificial on my side i guess.
hey dog on ball, doggy style 4 lyfe babee...wooooooeeeeeee

 

by shank
5-05-04
I AM THE PENIS PIMP
i like feet
can i interest you in a foot massage?
do you know why you are here?
are you staring at my junk? because if you are...
as a matter of fact....

 

by shank
5-08-04
So, did i tell you that amanda gave me head?
really, you mean our friend amanda?
yeah haha, i was drunk though.
ew
A few days later...
i dont even like amanda, you know, she is just like One of the guys.
So what you are saying is you got your dick sucked by one of the guys?

 

by shank
5-08-04
Hey asshole, get back over here!
....but..but you hurt my wrist.
big bitch, fight like a man
noooooooooo
THATS IT, HERE IO COME..YOU ASSHOLE
IM TELLING MOM!!!!!!!

 

by shank
5-08-04
hi...im a pixilated graphic
oh yeah? sweet, me too!
am i really a forum user?
shit, am i? i sure hope not.
*chirp*(or whatever sound i make)
*throws bread at you*(or whatever food you eat)

 

by shank
5-08-04
?
ok then...

 

by shank
5-08-04
woooooh there, pull over!
what did i do?
license and registration please.
excuse me...

 

by shank
5-08-04
awwww man this cigarette is almost as good as getting laid...
the black russion in my coffee cup is what gets me laid
how does you drinking it get you laid?
check this out...
After a days worth of drinking straight black russion...
HEEY BUITIFUL WAHT HAPNED TO TEH REST OF YUO!!??/
meeeeeeeeeow

 

by shank
5-08-04
YEEEEEEEEHAAA
WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO
YAA YAA
WAKKA WAAKKKAA
WTF START THE FUCKING SHOW ALREADY
BOOOOOOOO

 

by shank
5-08-04
does this cherry make my ass look fat?
yes, now go to hell
excuse me, but would you like be skull fucked or what?
uhhhhh
*gives you brain cancer*
AAAAHHHHHHHH

 

by shank
5-08-04
ah yes, you need help
i am an arteest
i created fire
you my friend, are an arteest
see...

 

by shank
5-08-04
yaaay im getting a new bike yaaay
LOL seriously?
yes teehee
you are so gay

 

by shank
5-08-04
here santa, i got you a present
get back to work you incompitent green ass fuck
is mrs claus not putting out...?
listen you little shit, i dont have time for this. im trying to take over the fricken world here.

 

by shank
5-09-04
hmmm *google search: hot lesbian porn*......oh this one looks good!
please enter my age? ok im old enough, im almost 20. *june - 11th - 1984*......*Redirect: http://www.waltdisney.com* BACK *http://www.waltdisney.com* *BACK BACK BACK* *http://www.waltdisney.com* WTFFF
oh shit, its american...FUCK, one more year.

 

by shank
5-09-04
...here to speak, The president of the United States, George Bush...
"There's an old...saying in Tennessee...I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once...
...(3 second pause)... Shame on...(4 second pause)...Shame on you....(6 second pause)...Fool me...Can't get fooled again."
oh you are so joining me in hell you asshole

 

by shank
5-09-04
George Bush: "Good evening fellow americans..."
"I'd just like to say...that i have nothing to say..."
"That'll be all, good day."
So, Satan...when is this asassination taking place?

 

by shank
5-09-04
"...But the true strength of America is found in the hearts and souls...
...of people like Travis, people who are willing to love their neighbor...
...just like they would like to love themselves."
Am i the only one that has to listen to this asshole? seriously guys, The assasination shall be slow and painful, preferably by a group of monkey eating monkeys.

 

by shank
5-09-04
haha, you know what i just heard? im not sure if its true or not, but i heard that while Bush was watching TV, he leaned over to get a pretzel and fell out of his chair...
...smoked his melon right off the corner of the table.
LMFFAOOOO, seriously?
could be a rumor...?
Lets hope not.

 

by shank
5-09-04
Hey little guy, how are you this fine evening?
Im Fine...
Could i interest you in an icecream cone? it's right in those bushes there...
Welllllllll, mom said not to talk to strangers and go into bushes with them, but since you are a priest i think i can trust you.
:P
:o

 

by shank
5-09-04
What are you doing?
Oh...im about to go into the kitchen...
yay! :D what are you making?
Big juicy sausages
Sausages? YAY :D
yeaaah yay

 

by shank
5-09-04
Soooo....i was once....hmmm
what to do, when you live in a shoeeeeee...
..move to a boot and get laid..? no thats not right

 

by shank
5-09-04
...yeah well my dad can beat up your dad
My dad is george bush, he'll send war on your dad
...my mom can beat up your mom
i dont pay enough attention to my dad to know who my mom is.
...i own a monkey
an ape is a part of my family

 

by shank
5-09-04
It's OK donnie darko, im no longer the evil skitzophrenic hallucination i once used to be.
I now perfect in the art of real-life male drag queen bunny rabbit prostition
excuse me but...
yes thats right, now go kill the pimp located at the end of your block in the big yellow house, he's evil!
i think you've got the wrong...wait a second, who the fuck are you and what are you doing in my room?

 

by shank
5-09-04
weee look at me, im on a roll with these comics :D
yeah but you suck and i dont think anyone cares what you say or do, you are a failure, quit now.
*TURNS GOTH*
Turn the light back on you jackass
YOOUOOUO DEEEONT KNOOOW MEEEEEEEE
Seriously, i will kick you in the junk, and these horns will be part of your ass.

 

by shank
5-09-04
Listen here asshole, no one has you in their Favorites, You arent even rated and when you do get rated you'll get the lowest score.
oh my god, so what are you trying to say...?
im sorry, i love you!
YAY :D CHIGGA CHIGGA BOOM BOOM CHIGGA CHIGGA BOOM BOOM TEEHEE!
i've created a fucking mrono...i mean moron

 

by shank
5-09-04
oh babe, if i was down there, i'd fuck you soooo hard
like seriously, i wish i was there, we'd have sooooo much fun
hehehe i'll brb k?

 

by shank
5-09-04
dude, i've got a turtle head poking out!
Turtle head poking out? poking out of where?
My asshole you asshole!~ where can i take a dump?
Ew thats nasty you sick fuck...Use the garbage can in that corner
ITS RAING TURTLE HEADS
not in front of me you sick fuck!

 

by shank
5-09-04
Hey bob, can i ask you ONE more question?
what? no!
Oh come on! its seriously seriously a seriously serious question
jesus christ, what the hell is it?
Tell me, does this coat make my ass look fat?
dude, sometimes i wonder about you.

 

by shank
5-09-04
...IMA...IMA SPAAACEMAAAAN A SPAAACEMAAAN...
...OHH MOONWALK OW MICHAEL JACKOFFSON STYLE...
AHH shit, what the hell...?
i'll have to see some I.D. before you enter, Please

 

by shank
5-09-04
WAAAAHHHH WAAAAHHHHHHHHH
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WAAAAAAAAAAAAA---oh shit...is that michael jackson?

 

by shank
5-09-04
WHO'S THERE!?!?!
OH hey son!
oh dad, its just you. Just about gave me a heart attack!

 

by shank
5-09-04
I like you better when you are sober!
i ii lkikee.....
i likke yuo bteter...
bettr wen im durnk

 

by shank
5-10-04
get back here!!
NEVAR!1
I JUST NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING
Alright, but only if i can touch those small huge tits of yours.

 

by shank
5-10-04
Please lord, forgive me for my sins...
...
Not only for this comic, but i swear, i never knew he was a he and that he was 10.

 

by shank
5-10-04
What did you get Tyler for christman...fuck, christmas?
A gift certificate for walmart.
What a shitty gift, you fucking suck.
Oh yeah, well what the hell did you get then?
I bought him a 1000watt sub
And you call mine a shitty gift, seriously, who buys food for a gift?!?!??!?

 

by shank
5-12-04
is THAT everything?!?!
hmmm...annnnnd a soda, please.
the wall seems to be different right about here.
chicken! yum yum
JESUS CHRIST HURRY UP!
dude, im not sure if i want this line to go anywhere.

 

by shank
5-12-04
come this way my bearded friend...
Why, where are we going?
to my farm...
what? i just came here to look for my wife
ohhh your sister, she's at my farm with your brother.
whaaaaaat

 

by shank
5-12-04
MMMAAAAAAAMMMYYY TEH BIRDY GOT OUUUUUT
hey, what teh hell
you seen nothing

 

by shank
5-13-04
STOP
FUCKING
USING US
IN
YOUR
COMICS

 

by shank
5-13-04
OK SOLDIERS, LETS GO FIND SOME WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION.

 

by shank
5-13-04
So i tell her that my piece is this fat and she couldnt believe it.
haha, but you dont even have a piece
yeah i know, i hate being a robot :(
i wish i could understand the...*ERROR: Stack Overflow*
What the hell?
Sorry, I have to reboot. brb k?

 

by shank
5-13-04
Oh this is going to be great!
Here he comes!
oh how funny
YES HE'S ALIVE HE'S ALIIIIIVE

 

by shank
5-13-04

 

by shank
5-13-04
I swear to God officer, It was time for him to go.
Sure buddy...

 

by shank
5-13-04
Ok, This guy is late for his confession.
Oh there you are...
Yeah someone told me about some conssesion or something, who the hell are you?
NO...You are here to explain you sin, This is your CONFESSION...Begin
Jesus christ man, i swear to god i didnt stab that bastard.......ok, mabye i did, but he ran me over afterwards.

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