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by simplexmax
10-14-09
Hmm..thats weird...a light came on in that old castle
Mebbe I should check it out....
Hey man, Im gonna go check out a light that just appeared up in that old castle, wanna go?
erm....I'll pass...Im gonna get a Brazilian...

 

by simplexmax
10-15-09
hey babe, im gonna go check out that old castle.....a...light came on and I....
mmm..can't you stay here with me, Ill give you a nice back rub...some candles...
hmm..she's up to something...
please go...please go...please go...
No thanks babe, I'm gonna go...
Sweet!!!

 

by simplexmax
10-15-09
Dammit, I'll just check the castle and be back before she can do anything crazy...
WOW!! I was so afraid he would find you in the closet!!!I'm not sure when he'll be back, we need to make this quick!
Don't worry babe, I average 3 1/2 minutes.
It's a good thing I trust her....

 

by simplexmax
10-15-09
OK, almost there, just through these freaky woods...
mmm...more lights are on....I'm gonna chop someone up!!!
The door is unlocked, I'll just let myself in...

 

by simplexmax
10-15-09
OK, almost there, just through these freaky woods...
mmm...more lights are on....I'm gonna chop someone up!!!
The door is unlocked, I'll just let myself in...

 

by simplexmax
10-15-09
OK...STARTING TO FREAK OUT A LITTLE HERE...
There's a sound from the other side of this door...HERE WE GO!!!

 

by simplexmax
10-15-09
WHAT THE HELL!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!?
I was seeing why the lights went on up here...
OH WELL BY ALL MEANS...DON'T LET ME INTERRUPT YOUR INTRUSION!!!

 

by simplexmax
10-15-09
Soooo...uhhhh...whatcha doing in here eh?
AS IF IT WERE ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS !!! /sigh/ FINE!!!....Im the DEVIL...
I'm gonna start the process which will destroy the Earth in the year 2012
Ahhh....I see

 

by simplexmax
10-15-09
You uhhh....need any help?
WHAT ?!? WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HELP ME DESTROY THE EARTH YOU IDIOT???
fine...fine..I'll just stay out of your way...Mr. bigshot devil guy....

 

by simplexmax
10-15-09
WHAT !!??!! YOU INSIGNIFIANT PIECE OF..
DAMMIT ALL TO HELL !!!! NOW WHAT!!??!!

 

by simplexmax
10-15-09
Did you mebbe forget to pay your electric bill?
WHAT ??? NO, I NEVER FORGET THAT TYPE OF STUFF !!! I HAVE AWESOME CREDIT AND I....

 

by simplexmax
10-15-09
WTF !!??!!
Ummm yeah....its me GOD....we're gonna need to discuss this whole ENDING THE WORLD thing a little more before you start the process

 

by simplexmax
10-15-09
hoho, oh I don't think so....Remember?? Freewill?? I'll do as I please!!! haha
Has he always been such an ass?

 

by simplexmax
10-15-09
Long as I can remember....
Want me to chop him up abit eh??

 

by simplexmax
10-15-09
pfft, meh, and blec...
Nah, I kinda need him...
WHAT??? You're all powerful !!! Just ZAP him into oblivion !!!

 

by simplexmax
10-19-10
la la la....GONNA DESTROY THE WORLD....la la la....DON'T HAVE TO CARE WHAT GOD SAYS....la la la
choppy chop choppy
//sigh//...you can't kill him...I was smart enough to make him immortal...

 

by simplexmax
10-19-10
huh?
uh oh
God, The President of the Office of the Laws of Physics requests your presence....now.

 

by simplexmax
10-19-10
aww jeez...is this really necessary?
Right this way please
//sigh//
The President will see you now
hello dear
mmm hi mom

 

by simplexmax
10-19-10
God, I understand you've been bothering that nice young man, the Devil
umm...well...mom...he was going to destroy the world!
Well remember he's the boy of one of my best friends...
BUT HE'S SOOOO ANNOYING!
DON'T MAKE ME TELL YOU TWICE YOUNG MAN!!!
//sigh// fine...can I go now?....Please....

 

by simplexmax
10-19-10
After I destroy the world, I'm gonna date that sexy girlfriend of yours
after I chop you into little pieces I'm going to chop her up too...

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