All comics by sjwieczorkow

 

by sjwieczorkow
5-16-12
Jess discovers that her side of the family sleep number bed is set at an unfamiliar value
Ajaaaaayy!!!!!

 

by sjwieczorkow
5-23-12
I study and study, but I just don't get music therapy.
!!!
Gotcha
Oh Daryl, you're incorrigible!

 

by sjwieczorkow
5-23-12
Just where do you think you are going, Professor?
Well this is Heaven right? Let me in!
Only the penitent man shall pass.
This is Malina. She just loves her puréed legumes!

 

by sjwieczorkow
5-23-12
Don't you let your children ever eat meat?
Heavens no!
But human beings are omnivores!
Herbivores!
OMNIVORES!
HERBIVORES!

 

by sjwieczorkow
5-23-12
Professor, if you would only listen to reason.
Bah!
That's it, you're OUTTA HERE!
I am assistant professor of Music Therapy!!!
So we meet at last.
Hey, I think my pal Tom Reifenberg may be around here someplace!

 

by sjwieczorkow
6-08-12
Check 'dis shit
♪♪♫Andrew sayz disrupt! ♪♫♪
♪♫♪ Chuggin' and thumpin' on 'dat Williard Kaboose ♪♫♫
Andrew Knight trick ass bitches. Whoot! Whoot!

 

by sjwieczorkow
6-29-12
So then she's all "Andrew is on the forefront of Music Therapy".
More. Tell me more. This is unbelievable shit you're telling me right now.
Yeah, so then she keeps wanting to play "Farkle" or some weird crazy card game and shit.
Farkle? Man, you're making this shit up.
Bro, this reallly happened. Then she said Andrew is a "leader in his field".

 

by sjwieczorkow
7-17-12
Crazy old Maurice 'eh...
I'll be right there goddamit!!
Crraazzyy ollld Mauriceeee...

 

by sjwieczorkow
8-10-12
Hey Marek. Why the long face?
It's just that Papa Emeritus sometimes says things he doesn't mean.
Like what?
*Sniffle*
Like "I love you"

 

Hi Claire.
Ugh, you're so NOT Andrew.
by sjwieczorkow, 8-13-12

 

by sjwieczorkow
8-13-12
Do you want to play with fire little boy?
Do you want to play with...
...Andrew?

 

by sjwieczorkow
8-21-12
Uggh, your professor is at the door again.
You CAN'T keep coming over like this!
Kristofpher!
Let down those greazy locks Shyla. Professor's divining rod needs a good retuning!

 

by sjwieczorkow
8-24-12
Hope you weren't waiting here too long, heh heh.
You're LATE man!
Yeah. So...
So, whaddya got?!
Favors!
P U R E A N D R E W
So behind the bushes or in the port o john?

 

by sjwieczorkow
8-27-12
○◘♪╗╜D⌠╥«╣
Miriam, what are you looking at honey?
¢ôf╣.=▌╦⌡I└
You're not making any sense.
◘◙∩▬│ç ╬?
AJAAAAAYY!!!!!

 

by sjwieczorkow
8-27-12
♫♪♪♫Guide me professor. As you are my rock, I ROCK FOR YOUR CAUSE♫♪♪♫
Is it not plausible that He is ALL things at once?
♪♪♫♪♪
Is it not possible that He knows you because he CREATED YOU!
In His name!
Through the power of sound and healing, anything is possible!
In Andrew's name!

 

by sjwieczorkow
9-05-12
Professor Knight, why are we out here; and what have you done with my windpants?
Turn around.
Andrew no! Andrew please!
You shut your goddamn mouth during instruction!
A week prior, before class
Wanna study later at my place? You know I am the teacher's pet. How 'bout tonite I be your pet?
Hell yeah! Professor will never be the wiser!

 

by sjwieczorkow
9-13-12
I have come to understand that it isn't in the cards for me and guys my own age here at the University of Grand Forks. I am totally crushing on the ANDREW. He is the most switched on man I have
Goddam motherfucking sunovabitch. Why is it that these college co-eds always have to be dumber than Rocks? I wouldn't mind it so much, but I can never get them too hook up with me. You'd think with my
met in my life and really want to be HIS kept WOMAN if you know what I mean and I know you DO! They say there is one gurl for every guy unless it is that beachboys song were there are two GURLS f
superior intelligence and owl like qualities, that I could get into their pants. I mean shit, I know how many licks it takes to get into the center of a tootsie roll pop, my head spins all of the way
or every guy! LOL! Oh, my I don't think I could EVER share the professor with anybody else. Not even his WIFE! I mean, she's gotta be SOME LADY! Kinda like Jackie Kennedy or something like THAT! I
around allowing me to give unparalleled oral pleasure, but no. God has played some vile trick on me. My supreme candour and sensitivity makes it nearly impossible to relate to these tarts!!!!

 

An Unwelcome Discovery!
Who does my husband have in that room with him?!! TELL ME!
Lord...
by sjwieczorkow, 9-13-12

 

by sjwieczorkow
9-28-12
Why isn't anyone at my art show?!
2 hours later
Man! I worked hard on these painting, not one person has arrived!
Come quick! Andrew is giving an impromtu read from his newly published memoir: Never Pull Out. You've already missed half of it!!
BAH!

 

by sjwieczorkow, 10-02-12

 

by sjwieczorkow, 10-11-12

 

I'll never get my garage as clean as the Knight's across the street!
by sjwieczorkow, 10-11-12

 

by sjwieczorkow
10-17-12
"Andrew is proof that Andrew loves us and wants us to be happy".
Righteous
La volonta di Emeritus

 

by sjwieczorkow
10-24-12
Andrew believed that memories have both conscious and unconscious aspects, and that intellectualization allows for the conscious analysis of an event in a way that does not provoke anxiety.
Thank you Andrew

 

by sjwieczorkow
10-24-12
We were hurting
Especially Chloe over here was really in the dumps
But Andrew made it all better

 

by sjwieczorkow
10-26-12
First
You forgot to bring the extra hemp diapers?!!
Second
I do NOT want your mother here!!
Third
I wanted TWINS!

 

by sjwieczorkow
3-13-13
You have reached the Knights, please leave a message. BEEP!
Hello Professor, this is Katilyn Jenkins. Permission to board the "Knight Train" after lecture this morning?
BEEP!
AJAAAAAAYY!!!!

 

Grand Forks therapist, Andrew Knight, charged with practicing music without a licence...
HA!
by sjwieczorkow, 3-19-13

 

by sjwieczorkow
11-25-14
Oh yea
Huh??
AN-DREW! You can't lie to me. Who was that hussy I saw sneaking out of our home this morning?!!!
Get out of that bathroom!!
That was Jenni from the class of 2010. She needed to earn some Continuing Education Credits!

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