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by skagg
11-07-01
RAAAR!!! TOBOR NOW COME WITH GOVERNMENT HEALTH WARNING!!!

 

by skagg
11-22-01
hey maw! i gots me a nigger pig! can i keep it?

 

by skagg
11-22-01
butt rape!
*ungh*Fngcg*@!@*NDGHU*%*@!!!

 

by skagg
11-28-01
jesus hates you ugly girl
i think youre uglier than me ugly girl
hell yeah youre ugly

 

by skagg
11-28-01
im so ugly im gonna burn myself
aahhrrghr
for shane
dammit im still ugly. i think i will now be a super hero

 

by skagg
11-28-01
fighting crime with my fist of poo juice!
i shall stop someone
you are ugly too
stop satan you are bad
and you are ugly! now cry!

 

by skagg
11-28-01
So I says "Well them elves aint gonna generate toy trains all by themselves!"
Ho Ho Ho
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by skagg
11-28-01
So I says "Well them elves aint gonna generate toy trains all by themselves!"
Ho Ho Ho
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by skagg
12-02-01
ok breathmints. check. cheap aftershave. check. flowers picked from the park. check.
god i hope this goes well, ive been single for so long
oh hey, you must be sexyboy_xxxx! come on in sugarlips
thank fuck im wearing my running shoes!

 

by skagg
12-02-01
hmmm a strip about dating eh? i wonder what the skaggmeisters got in store for me
hmm, i see a comfy bed over there, this could be good! hurry up and draw skaggyboy you lazy fuck
call me a lazy fuck will ya?
oh you have got to be fucking kidding me
me love you long time

 

by skagg
12-02-01
ok breathmints. check. cheap aftershave. check. flowers picked from the park. check.
god i hope this goes well, ive been single for so long
oh hey, you must be sexyboy_xxxx! come on in sugarlips
thank fuck im wearing my running shoes

 

by skagg
12-05-01
So I says "moh!"
moh, moh!
What the moh are you talking about?

 

by skagg
12-05-01
How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.
Ha, ha! What the fuck are you talking about?
Gentlemen make your time.
?
Dave you're scaring me now

 

by skagg
12-05-01
LOL! BTW LMAO! IMHO ROFLOL!!!!!
Ha, ha!
What the fuck are you on about?

 

by skagg
12-05-01
So I says "This fawn has diarrhea, what should I do?"
Ha, ha!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by skagg
12-05-01
Well, its certainly roomy!
Say again? I can't hear you over there.

 

by skagg
12-05-01
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha, ha!
I love it when you talk dirty!

 

by skagg
12-06-01
The I dog talks like this, " the gravitons where well, they rotor turbine ain't gonna create in the side of they oneself! "
Ha, ha!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by skagg
12-06-01
In the place which well, they rotor turbine ain't gonna create they side inside the I this it holds, " the gravitons it talks,! "
Ha, ha!
What the fuck are you talkig about?

 

by skagg
12-06-01
Inside the place where well, rotor turbine ain't gonna it creates the side it holds on I internal and this it catches, " the gravitons which talks,! "
Ha, ha!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by skagg
12-06-01
In the place well, the rotor turbine ain't gonna as the inside catches the I above it, side the place where it creates and talks and on this internal which seizes, " the gravitons,! "
Ha, ha!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by skagg
12-06-01
Inside well place, the rotor turbine ain't as inside gonna seizes in the place which the side holds the up I of it, and on this inside it speaks, " the gravitons,! " The place where it creates it
Oh right! I'm glad you cleared that up!
So, you wanna go for a beer?
Well I gots to round up them dogies first but I'll join ya in a minute.

 

by skagg
12-09-01
...okay, so you wont run around naked on the ice, you wont jump off the roof, how about this? i bet you cant amputate your own head
what? and what do i get out of it? come on i need some kind of certificate. hey! how about that herring of yours, hes pretty cool!
dammit, i woulda given you my golden earmuffs of doom but i guess i could strecth to betting timmy
cool, dude you have just made he biggest mistake of your life! check this out
you know dave, your a sick little monkey at night
hey, if you wanna play the nocturnal games you gotta know the rules

 

by skagg
12-30-01
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha, ha!
What the fuck are you talking about?
butt rape!

 

by skagg
12-31-01
madona
liek a virgin. i am, btu not forr long cvuz i will rapp you
gangster rape
bitchhes hoars biitces hoarrs fuck them fyck them i do idop
and opf coarse teh clasilks
wehn a man loves a women HE NALE'S THE FUCKIN BITCH!!!
ah! i am dieing

 

by skagg
1-02-02
It looks like you're asking a frequently asked question!
Jackass

 

by skagg
1-09-02
Hi, I'm new here.
Evidently

 

by skagg
1-09-02
Hey I'm new here. Uh, where do I go?
Oh right, yeah. Just find yourself a spot amongst the others.
So what do ya think of them Rams this season?
mmmeh

 

by skagg
1-09-02
Oh my god! My exact Double!
Oh my god! My exact double!
Pull my finger
Pull my finger
Cool
Cool

 

by skagg
1-09-02
Honey? Are you still in there? The tables booked for six so you best hurry!
Who's a sexy bitch? You are! Yeah.

 

by skagg
1-21-02
I used to have a fich called "Fluffy"...
...until the other fish ate it
Why are you staring at me?

 

by skagg
1-30-02
Hello? Yes, I was wondering do you have WordPerfect for Gamboy?

 

by skagg
1-30-02
Tech support. How can I help?
Hi, I was wondering if you could fix my laptop. It's under warranty
What seems to be the trouble with it?
My wife got mad and threw it in the pool
Hello?

 

by skagg
1-30-02
Hello? I've got a problem. My computer doesn't work! When I turn it on, nothing happens
Hmmm. Can you think of anything you might have done to cause it to stop functioning?
Well, I just cleaned it. There was dirt on the fan, and I wiped it off
Oh, that shouldn't have hurt anything
Then I opened up the computer and wiped the insides as well. I took it apart and washed everything with Windex

 

by skagg
1-30-02
Tech support, how can I help?
I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message
Did you install the update?
No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?

 

by skagg
1-31-02
Uncle Dave, I've got a bit of a problem
Whats that then little Billy?
The name is Helen, Dave, and I'm scared I'm going to hell
Oh, don't worry, God isn't exactly very vengeful.
Really?, what makes you say that?
Well I already killed your mum and I havn't had a smiting yet!

 

by skagg
2-05-02
I can't hold it any more...
...I've just got to let it out...
HE'S TALKING ABOUT THE GENERATION OF GRAVITONS GOD DAMMIT!! LISTEN TO HIM FOR ONCE YOU DOPED UP FOOL!!

 

by skagg
2-10-02
De
Fault

 

by skagg
2-13-02
o/' If you're happy and you knwo it clap your hands...o/'
*sigh*

 

by skagg
4-30-02
this is fucking cool

 

by skagg
5-06-02
Daddy, what does regret mean?
Well son, a funny thing about regret, is that it's better to regret something you have done, than to regret something you haven't done.
Oh, and by the way, if you see your mom this weekend, can you be sure and tell her...
SANTA! SANTA! SANTA! SANTA!

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