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by slapbac56
4-30-09
Oh no... you've caught me! Now I have to tell you some secrets!
I'm a kid from the UK who sits at his laptop chatting on forums and publishing his 170 IQ on the internet.
THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS COULD BE TRUE... BUT YOU DON'T KNOW... FOR ALL YOU KNOW, I COULD BE THIS CREEPY OLD PAEDOPHILE WHO SITS AROUND IN HIS BASEMENT ON A COMPUTER!!! MUHAHAHAHA
I am also a big MyChem, Papa Roach and Paramore fan.

 

by slapbac56
5-03-09
Do you know any stories?
Long ago, just like the hearse, you're dying to get in again! We are so far from you.
Burning on, just like a match you strike to incinerate the lives of everyone you knew.
And what's the worst to take, from every heart you break, and like a blade you stain. Well, I'll be holding on tonight!

 

by slapbac56
5-03-09
Do you know any stories?
Long ago, just like the hearse, you're dying to get in again! We are so far from you.
Burning on, just like a match you strike to incinerate the lives of everyone you knew.
And what's the worst to take, from every heart you break, and like a blade you stain. Well, I'll be holding on tonight!

 

by slapbac56
5-10-09
Hey Joe, wanna go swimming!
One thing... I can't swim!
Of course you can, I've seen you swimming before!
Actually, I just wave my arms and legs about - my farting does the rest.

 

by slapbac56
6-04-09
I've just walked all the way from Israel to England in 3 hours!
I wouldn't do that!
Why?
You could be paralysed.

 

by slapbac56
6-04-09
Hi, I'm here to talk about your home insurance. Are you the owner of this residence?
Erm.. er... no! I'll just erm... get him! NOAH! NOAH!
Hello, I'd like to say that from now on their is no such thing as insurance in heaven anymore - so, here's the $200,000 you paid for it.
Well, I... I... I don't know what to say!
So, how did it go!
Er... this and that! Nothing much!

 

What should I do Mr. Salisbury?
You just keep your 'pretty' face there and pick those flowers behind us!
by slapbac56, 6-04-09

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