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by spinkles
6-28-04
die satan juinor....*roar*
hehehe lijwamba nerachu!
to be continued....
oh no!!!
hahahaha!

 

by spinkles
6-28-04
.........
youve been following me for 4 block WHAT DO U WANT!!!!???
well im looking for my home....my name is saddam...
well whats ur house look like...?
well its 3 bedrrom thees no heating no air conditioning and theres no bathroom....uhhh i live in a hole
well u could look at the meadow theres a lot of rabbit holes there dude....

 

by spinkles
6-28-04
where are they hiding the weed?? tell me now or ill make sure u never eat trew ur mouth ever again!!!
well mr evil kangaroo i heard my mom whisper something bout weed growing in our back yard but look out my dad duzent like ppl messin back there!
im just lookin for my soccer ball!
who are u i dont want u back here off my property or ill kill you!!!!!
what is it dear????
paola come out here we got a visitor!!!

 

by spinkles
6-28-04
the faster where fallin were stoppin and stallin...were runnin in circles again..just as things were lookin up u said it wasnt good enough..but still were tryin 1 more time
maybe were just tryin to hard and really its closer than it is to far..cuz im in too dep and im trying to keep upabove in my head instead of goin under...
seems like each time im with u i loose my mind because im bending over backwords to relate..
its one thing to complain but when ur driving me insane well then i think its time that we took a break...(chourus)
ratings...
sum41 ill give the band a 10
in too deep ill give tha song a 7

 

by spinkles
6-28-04
dude lets go get sum money....
ok i have an idea...
*will have sex for a dollar*!
no dude u gotta yell it like this *FUCK ME ONLY ! DOLLAR FEE*!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wut a looooozer!!!

 

by spinkles
6-28-04
my pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard
and there like wanna trade some cards
damn right
but go to hell if u want my charzard!
this was brought to u buy ur very good freind spinkles
thank u and goodnight...

 

by spinkles
6-28-04
beef log beeflog wudda treat
a heafty hunk of processed meat
dipped in mustard o what joy
im a jolly ol` beeflog boy!
dont 4 get this was brought to u by spinkles...the best freind uve never had...u never known him either hahaha
thank u and good riddence!

 

by spinkles
6-28-04
"I'm going fishing."Really means..."I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
"I'm going hunting"Really means..."I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand in the woods with a lethal weapon in my hand, shooting at anything that makes a noise that isn't blaze orange
"We're going to be late Really means...."Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
"I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind."Really means...."I was wondering if that red-head over there is wearing a bra."
remember this was brought to u by spinkles...ur best freind in tyhe whole world
thank u and good night...

 

by spinkles
6-28-04
My brother in law's sister is an RN at a Chicago hospital. One evening, when she was on emergency room duty, a young man came waddling into the room assisted by his young wife. "I want to speak to
the doctor," he replis. His wife begins to snicker. Eventually the doctor comes and gets the story. The couple are newlyweds. It was her birthday. The man decided to surprise her.
oucccchhhh!!
His planwas to insert a small birthday candle into his erect penis, light it, and walk into the room singing "happy birthday to you." Well, when he inserted the little candle, he coughed,
and the candle was pulled out of sight. The efforts of his panic only caused the candle to go down further. The doctor had to sedate him with valium and recruit several of the ER staff to assist in
in extracting thecandle.
this was broughtto u buy ur best freibnd spinkles...thank u and good night thats all folks...

 

by spinkles
6-28-04
The father smiled to see his child She was but eight years oldToo young, he thought and innocentTo break this childhood mould
She should be playing with her dollsOr other toys she hadInstead of asking questions suchAs this one of her Dad!!
With openness and honestyAn inborn family trait,This Dad explained the facts of lifeQuite candidly and straight.
His discourse finished, thankfully He kissed her on the cheek;No word she'd uttered all the while,But now began to speak
"I didn't think my question was A matter so complex For Mum just said to tell you lunchIs ready in two secs
thank u and goodnight

 

by spinkles
6-28-04
Oh I wish I had boobs that would wobble Mine just stay still in one place In the breast hall of fameYou won't see my name For my boobs there would be a disgrace
Sure boobs of my size have their meritThey're easy to fit with a bra And when I go for a dip You won't see one slip…outThey stay put…just where they are
And I'm not one to seek much attentionSo you won't find me strutting aboutIn a boob tube that's tryingby gravity defyinto leave no room, not even for doubtg
But I sure envy big breasted womenI've seen them at parties you knowWith all confidence thrusIn their mighty big bustEntrancing the men as they go
this wa brought to u buy spinkles ur best freind u dont know
thank you and good night!!

 

by spinkles
6-28-04
did u just say i had a boner??
man do u have a bone er what?
did u just call me a butt hole!!?
reading lesson 1...half of the sandwhiches fill me up but hole sandwhiches fill me up more
did u just call me an asmunch?!?!?!
like i said halves dont fill me up as much as whole....

 

by spinkles
6-28-04
why u never get up u just sit there...lazy ass gabe...hahaha GAYbe
heh im gunna kick ur ass....
im looking for my old books....
hey big kid....why are u in there
my harry potter
o wow my mom had sum harry potters....the middle were hollowed out and there was a rubber toy in there...it looked like the thing my dad makes me suck when he is stresses........

 

by spinkles
6-29-04
man why cant i pick up any chicks....?
hmm.......
......
........
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they must be too heavy....

 

by spinkles
6-29-04
uhhhh you ready to...well ya know what i mean
oohhh yeah
o well i dont care lets do this....
but...its my first time....
*gasp* a b c d e f g h i....
j k l m n o p q r s t u z w x y z.....wow ur pretty good for your first time...

 

by spinkles
6-29-04
well hello young man how are you today
a little confused...
ohhh i c....
im looking for iraq thats where i will be hepin plan are next attack on the statue of liberty
its that way....
o thank you kind lady.....bye

 

by spinkles
6-29-04
why ould you want to rob a church....
im looking for the first bible eve made....i hear ur church is the first to have it
ok here it is
in other news the first bible was stolen today and it has costed our countrey 2.5 billion dalloras.....
who stole our bible ill....ill...kill em!!!

 

by spinkles
6-29-04
ahhhh robber in our living room!
thatll teach you!

 

by spinkles
6-29-04
wow ive been up all night trying to install this anit-virus....
download for anti-virus...from spinkles corp..1%.....3%..11%...16%...23%...31%...52%...69%..81%...95%..99%...download has failed please try again....
well im going to bed
*ZZZzzzZZZZzZzZ*

 

by spinkles
6-29-04
haha dad ur getting ur ass whooped!!
hey wuddu say go to your room now!
make me asswhole*i love when my dad plays the xbox he never gets up*
ohhhh!!!u just wait!!
fuck` you asswipe!
u just wait till i find the scorers ston on here im gonna kick ur ass fuck` head!

 

by spinkles
6-29-04
this wil b dandy
im on the fuckin` moon mother fucker`
goobligah!
shenakwah!

 

by spinkles
6-29-04
bwahahahhahaha!
uhhh what the fuck` are you?
im the grim reaper and i will kill you!
uhhh ur clothes just fell off!...u can kill me when u put them back on....
wow two player on xbox rules man how much did this cost?
179$99cents....get it at walmart when it goes on sale!

 

by spinkles
6-29-04
hi granny
hello boy wow ur getting tall....erhhg gherr...grunt..ehrgg..eghh!
whuts wrong
uhmm nothing...grr ehggh!!ehhh...jeez eghrr!
*FARRRRTTTTT*
ehhh yeah there it is that was a good one!

 

by spinkles
6-29-04
sup g gimme some skin
y are u acting weird??
meanwhile...looking inside the class window
look are son is making freinds
he sure is home dog...
fuck` you bitch!
thats a dentetion for you blue!!!

 

by spinkles
6-30-04
are u michael jackson!?
no why u say that?
ur hair is black ur skin is white...ur staring at me funny too!
no im not!!!
yes u are!!
grrr shut up bfore i fuck u up!!!

 

by spinkles
6-30-04
ahhh im cemented!!
i can help!!!
were are we going
were just road trippin thats all!
uhhh whered she go?

 

by spinkles
6-30-04
i hate the jerkcity ppl they look like idiots!!
don tlk to m,e!
shut up!
i hate the jerkcity ppl
ic hate jerkcity theyre all jerks!

 

by spinkles
6-30-04
i saw u again...i think u used me again..should we try this before we give up and move on and pretend to restore what we have and hold on..its times like this ...its obvious....................
saw u again....i know u fucked~ him again...can u comfort urself with a sence of revenge r u leaving me hear with a taste of the end
(chourus)
i saw u again and again and again theres some room to move on to move on to move on how do we fix this if we never invision...(repeat x4)
ratings....
blink 182 they get a 9
the song gets a 7 i dont like the repeat at the end its a bore!

 

by spinkles
6-30-04
bzz bzz bzz...(translated)- hello sir which way to bee hive feild
ahhh a giant bee run!
bzzz buzz bezz bzz buz bzz!(translation)- plz dont sir!
ill hit u with my swatter
bzzz(translation)- ouch
ha got it!!

 

by spinkles
6-30-04
hey shut up bitch thats my line!!
hello welcome to channel 7 news we are live in front of 20 million veiwers the jackson case still to be judged..he raped 14 more childe....
shut up hoe!!!
dont make me tell all these people about ur 1 elephantitesed nut!!
fuck you hoe....thats all the news we have today tune in next week to c the outcome of the jacson case!
and in other news mike here needs to grow his dick` longer than his balls!

 

by spinkles
7-25-04
argh spinkles is back argh this is awesome!!
o skrew u spinkles sucks dick and balls!!!i wish he were dead
argh u asked for it!!!fart power!!!
ohhh!!!
please keep in mind spinkles is ur freind!!!...even if ur a complete stranger!!!
w0w sounds like some kinda stalker to me!!:(

 

by spinkles
7-25-04
ready take off ur pants!!!
ok :(
i figured it to be much bigger!
its big...:(
here goes...*rips off bandadge*
ahhh oohhhh yea!

 

by spinkles
7-25-04
the poor kid....
hey u go to ur room we dont speak like that in this household young man
my balls are fucking expanding i think i need ta go to the doctor mom!!!
holy shit there getting bigger!!!!oh no!!! ah!!!
ahhh!!!

 

by spinkles
7-28-04
hey honey ready for our date?
yeah i would be if you wouldve came two hours later your late again asshole i want a divorce damnit!

 

by spinkles
7-28-04
you c randy when i guy and a girl love eachother very much they take there realtionship to a new level
i know...
how do you know?
........
oh my!
me and lucy fucked 3 times in thefourth grade then i fucked a girl from new jersey 4 times in the sixth grade...jenifer and me fucked last night.....

 

by spinkles
7-28-04
whats a sin
a sin is a bad thibg like cursing and buying lotto tickets and not going to church and drinking
.........
.........
then i might as well cancel my trip to vegas!
oh.....

 

by spinkles
7-28-04
what do you plan to do tonight brothe jarred?
well i plan to drink myself stupid you?
i dunno ill probablly do the same...maybe go to the local pub
ohhh sounds fun ill come too !!
mommy today brother jarred let me try some of his beer he said i couldnt have any more b`cuz id b wasted off my ass
oh dear!

 

by spinkles
7-28-04
1 purple dildo
70 dollars
1 pocket pussy 50 dollars
sex with your wife priceless
for some things theres sex
for everthing else....masterbation

 

by spinkles
7-28-04
goo goo gahh
ohh stealing a baby will be like stealing candy from a baby...wait that doesen't make sense!
goo goo gahh
come here you!!!
gah!!!
oww my arm!

 

by spinkles
8-09-04
son of a bitch down with violence!!damnit!!
your a preist u shouldnt curse like that!
well boy when you get my age and uv had 26 kids youll figure out the real meaning of stress!
i still dont get the meaning
put it this way im 22 years old where the fuck did my hair go damnit!?!
ho my

 

by spinkles
8-09-04
wow what a beatiful day i think il lsit in my supersafe bomb sheltar for no reason at all
oh my i only fell asleep for an hour whats happned while i was in my bomb shelet...its ok im sure no one was hurt!!
oh my!

 

by spinkles
8-09-04
oh my take cover!!!
wait you cant still b alive whats goin on here??
uhh dude....its the 4th of july
then whys everything destroyed?
u live in the ghetto!

 

by spinkles
11-05-04
man that sucked balls all that whore gave me was 2 tootsie rolls!
yea she only gave me 1 peice of gum.... we should set that bitch straight!
i already gave u candy get the fuck off my porch
gimme more candy or i beat ur ass hows that sound?
i warned his punk ass!

 

by spinkles
11-05-04
snifflle....cry....sob
whats the matter gabriel?
nothing im just a little sad
why are you sad
crap it happened again....stupid imagination

 

by spinkles
7-26-05
Alright lets see here...WWW.OnlineDating.com
*Knock Knock*
This must be him!
Ready for my 19 inches of harsd dick?
Oh My!

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