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by suicidalrat
9-22-04
..The search is almost over......
So what do you say? Do you want the job?
Uhm, I already work here but no, I really don't want the job!!!
........
Oops, wrong strip. Do you want the job?
Hey Hank, she's asking me if I want the job! What job do you do? I want that!
Oops, still was in the wrong strip, do you want the job?
Uhm, you're still in the wrong strip but uh, you look yummy!!!!!!!!!

 

by suicidalrat
9-22-04
...Maybe the search is over....
Do you want the job?
Will I get to wear super costumes? And have super powers?
Uh, maybe!!!
And get to drive around in a super car?
.....Our search continues.....
Oh yeah! So what's your answer?
No thanks. I just got an offer to do a porn film!!

 

by suicidalrat
9-29-04
The search continues for a computer tech. The management team meet for a discussion of the matter.
Man, it's cold in here. Somebody turn down the airconditioner!
Uhm, like we need a new tech to replace the old tech who uh, I think, like, died or something!
I think I have an idea!!!
Like super, but, who are you?
...the meeting continues
The donut boy!!!
Super!!!

 

by suicidalrat
9-29-04
The meeting continues.....
We still need to like, uhm, hire a new tech. Anybody got any ideas???
Uhm........
Not everybody jump up at once!
I'm at a lost!!!
....a thought is born!
Anyone?
Maybe we could contact the local tech school?

 

by suicidalrat
9-29-04
...and so it was decided to check out the local technical college.....
Hello!! I'm looking for applicants to interview as, you know, one of them computer tech kind of persons!!!
Oh you have come to the right place, at Abe's Amish Technical College, we have the best techs!!
Just wonderful!! My like, uhm, answers have been questioned!! Or vice versa!!!
Follow me!!!
And so the search continues......
Like, where'd ya go?
It's just not funny to joke about the Amish Technical College!!!!

 

by suicidalrat
9-29-04
Hi!! Well, after a long decision making process, we finally decided on a new replacement tech. It was difficult!! It was even hard.....but in the end, we made the decision!!
Hi, my name is Hilda. I'm from HR.
We decided to bring in HR with their super computer HXR109 to help us decide who would be the best qualified tech.
I am HXR109. The answer to your question is 4!
...the search stops!!!
And here is the newest tech.....
Whoa!! Who turned on the lights? Where am I? Hello? Where's the hooker!?

 

by suicidalrat
3-25-05
It was one of those days, the kinds you read about in a comic strip.....
I'm a squirrel!
I'm a superhero kind of guy! Feel my wrath!!! BADA!!!
...I noticed that something was horribly, horribly, wrong, but what?
I think I know what's wrong!
I do too! It's snowing in Hell!!!
Maybe it was the way I woke up, but there was something wrong with this strip!
Maybe we should tell the narrator he forgot to put on his pants!
Who farted?

 

by suicidalrat
3-25-05
I went back and put on my pants, but there was still something wrong, but what could it be?
I know! I know! Lets all sing! IT'S RAINING MEN!!!!!!!
Dude, you're so gay!
Maybe the background machine was broken, there didn't seem to be any background. I wonder why, I'd ask accounting if we paid our background bill.
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?? WOOF! WOOF!
I don't know! Who?
I then decided to go back to bed, the comic industry just wasn't good this day!! Maybe tomorrow...
What's my motivation for eating the pie before Garfield wakes up?
Motivation? Motivation? I got your motivation right here!!!!!

 

by suicidalrat
12-28-05
HELLO! AND WELCOME TO A NEW COMPANY POLICY EXPLAINED!!!!!
Hello! Today we're going to talk about Employee Engagement! Does anyone know what that is?
Sexual intercourse with hot team members?
VP of HR, Marla Dunkendales, explains to Hank.....
No silly!! It's about having truely committed team members working hard in a job they like!!!!
Wha? There's such folks????
I think Hank gets the idea!!!
yes! But not at this company!
That would explain why I hadn't met any of them!

 

by suicidalrat
12-28-05
COMPLETE THE PHRASE....CUSTOMER SERVICE ROUND
Highly engaged employees achieve 10 %.....
Uhm......
Come on, you know the answer!
Uhm....harder erection?
Moving along.....
did I get it right?

 

by suicidalrat
12-28-05
GUESS THE PHRASE....TURNOVER ROUND
We have also seen a a 5 point reduction in.....
Uh....
Come on, this one is really easy.....
premature ejaculation???
At this company?
So uh, I was told there was going to be pie here!

 

by suicidalrat
12-28-05
FILL IN THE BLANKS......JOB SATISIFACTION
When employees are engaged in their work, they show loyalty by.....
Hello? Where's the pie!? I was told there would be pie and ice cream here!
Come on now, fill in the phrase!
Bending over easier for the boss???
Uhm....that's all the time we have for today kids for FILL IN THE PHRASE!!!
So uhm, will there be pie?

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