All comics by syphonbyte

 

by syphonbyte
7-17-03
I will destroy you!
Flamethrower Attack!
Now, wait a minute, I need to go matrix on j00!
!

 

by syphonbyte
7-17-03
We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of lukie.
*sniff*
Is this it? A demon? Nobody else?
Uh, not exactly.
Wait for me, d00dz!

 

by syphonbyte
7-18-03
Anyways, back to the funeral. He was a good h@x0r, a 1337 h@x0r.
*sniff*
d00d, y r u smiling? lukie 15 t3h d3@d!
Sorry.
You should be. This is a funeral! Even I have some respect.
d00d l00k @ t3h gr@ve!

 

by syphonbyte
7-18-03
Hello, my children.
d00d!

 

by syphonbyte
7-18-03
Meanwhile...
Where the hell is Creeper? And where is my partner?
Hey, a poorly drawn house!
d00d!
Yeah! Choir boy! Choir boy!
*Cheesy 80's music*

 

by syphonbyte
7-18-03
Come, Jesse, come, devil dude! We must prepare!
For what?
Yeah d00d 4 wut?
It doesn't matter! All that matters is that we prepare!
Uh... okay.
d00d we cun c@ll 1t preperation H d00d!!!111

 

by syphonbyte
7-18-03
(Rocky music)
d00d j00 r t3h 31337 k1ck3r!
Why, thank you.
31337 H3@DBU77!!1
Aw, shit that hurt! What, is your skull two inches thick?
n0 d00d 1t'5 3 inch3z th1ck!
But it's only 6 inches... oh, I see.

 

by syphonbyte
7-18-03
Come! We must march!
You know, all this training and stuff seems awful pointless...
yay yay yay w3 g3t 2 m@rch m@rch m@rch 2d@y!
Just over that next rise!
Uh, isn't that the edge of the shield wall?
m@rch1e m@rch1e m@rch...

 

by syphonbyte
7-18-03
So it is...
w33 1 r t3h f@ll1ng!
Jesse?
Dude, are you alright?
Jesse?
d00d 1 r t3h 1mp@l3d 0n t3h r0ck d00d!!!!111 ;)

 

by syphonbyte
7-18-03
Somewhere...
Hey, stupid robot, are you going to try to kill me?
Yes.
Too bad I'm already dead!
Oh, crap.
Super ghost p0w3rz!
beep beep whizz

 

by syphonbyte
7-18-03
Devil dude! Jesse! The time has come to forage for stuff to ressurect me! Go, now!
But, there's a sandstorm.
d00d st0rmz r t3h 1337!
I don't care! Be gone, mortals! When I am ressurected, I will be INVINCIBLE!
Maybe there's some in that house over there...
f0rige f0rige f0rige wee t3h f0raigin g1s funn y!!!1

 

by syphonbyte
7-18-03
Meanwhile...
d00d!
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
*cheesy 80's music*

 

by syphonbyte
7-18-03
Back at lukie's HQ...
Devil dude! Do you have the materials?
Yup, got everything on the list.
Where's Jesse?
Oh, he'll be here soon. He got kind of caught up back there.
d00d h0w do u do 1t d00d???//
?

 

by syphonbyte
7-18-03
Now to ressurect myself! First, I need a brown root.
Here.
*eat root* Now, a head-sized junk of jasper.
I've got it right here.
*throws jasper over the wall* Last, I need an agafari branch.
Right here.

 

by syphonbyte
7-18-03
Guess who's back, back, back, back again-gain-gain? Lukie's back, back, back, tell a friend, friend, friend!
Pretty impressive what you can do with everyday materials, huh?
Uh, actually, that fire's from the cheap ass fireworks I bought.

 

by syphonbyte
7-18-03
Now, if you will excuse me, I'm going to go on a quest.
For what?
Pants.
You want me to help?
No, I have to do this by myself. Also, I'm worried you might take them when I find them. You and Jesse must continue to prepare.
I wish he'd just tell me what we're preparing for...

 

by syphonbyte
7-18-03
Oh no...
Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
That's great. Bring it on, old man.
What... is your name?
lukie. Any more brain busters?
What... is your quest?

 

by syphonbyte
7-18-03
To find some pants.
Darn. Alright, What... is your favorite color?
Black.
Alright. Go on through.
Wow, this whole bridge of doom is really underrated.
Hey, move it along, I see some knights coming.

 

by syphonbyte
7-18-03
*sneak sneak sneak*
I wonder what other trial's I'll face...
*sneak sneak sneak*
Hopefully not another crappy movie rip-off...
AIEE!
My god, it's Mini-Me!

 

by syphonbyte
7-18-03
KYAA!!!
You forget, short one, I am INVINCIBLE!
EEE! EEE!
ULTIMATE LUKIE KICK OF DOOM, DEATH AND GENERAL MAYHEM!
Bleh...
Haha, you're dead!

 

by syphonbyte
7-18-03
And now, a special report from CNN.
Hello, I'm Bob Cole.
HI I R TEH LOWD NOOB@!
In other news, our ticker is very long and complicated. I'm Joe the ticker shmoe. I'm typing this ticker message right now. Now I'm done with that message and I'm typing this message. Now I'm done....
In Baghdad today, something very pointless happened that we will now discuss for thirty minutes while you try to read the ticker.
I CUN HUNT AND FORAGE AND SIRIHISH AND LISTEN AND STEAL AND TANNING AND LUMBERJACKING AND HAGGLING!
typing that ticker message. Kobe Bryant was charged with sexual assault, what a load of fucking bullshit. Hey, I'm typing, what th
Late breaking news: Our ticker guy has been carried of by... the CNN service. Right, not the Mafia. Nope. No mafia connections here. None. Zero. We are lacking in the mafia connections department.
DOOD THAT A MAFIA DOOD RIGHT THERE R WE GUN GET KILLED I LIKE DIYING CUZ I GET THE 2 HOWR RULE AND I R TEH LIVING TO LOOT MY COPRSE AGAN DOOD!

 

by syphonbyte
12-31-03
Amidst glorious fanfare, lukie makes his return to the GDB.
lukie j00r so cool i want 2 b u!
Come forth, minion.
What is thy bidding my master?
Great job, minion. You totally ruined the mood.
Bring me Skywalker...
Erm, this is sort of sudden. Weren't we preparing for something?

 

by syphonbyte
12-31-03
l8rr...
Ookay, skywalker... pasty kid... aha!
Sup. What's your name.
Shit, it's one of lukie's minions...
WOW! Coincidence!
!
Uh, luke skywalker...

 

by syphonbyte
12-31-03
*subdue loser*
Wha...
Uh oh...
liek omfg stop!!!11!!11
...
...
LIEK OMFG CRIMANUL!!!!11

 

by syphonbyte
12-31-03
It's time to take a time out from all ths randomness to remember the importance of this fine day.
It certainly is, lukie. Hi folks, I'm Dick Clark.
This is the time of year that people get radically drunk and make resolutions the certainly could never keep.
And get this- I'm Dick Clark, in lukie's comic. You see a celebrity in creeper's comic? I thought not.
So from all of us at the Village of Fools (A subsidiary of Village Inc.)...
HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR!

 

by syphonbyte
1-01-04
And now, 5 reasons why my comic is so much better than creeper's.
#1, ME, JESSE VENTURA!!!111
#2, RACIAL DIVERSITY!
#3, ME, CHOIR BOY!
#4, ME, DICK CLARK!
And number 5, the greatest of all... ITALICS! WHAHAHAHAHA!

 

by syphonbyte
1-01-04
Of course! THE GAP!
Yo, I need a pair of pants.
Sure, $50.
Wha? OF COURSE! It costs more money to buy from the Gap than it does to run the U.S. Defence Force!
And with that, I'll make my escape before lukie notices me.

 

by syphonbyte
1-01-04
Atop lukie's sky base...
This pants quest is futile- there's not even a character of me WITH pants. Jesse- come hither!
HI D00D WHAT'S YOUR N33DIGN I HAEV A SE>< TODAY!
Really? You have a sex? With what?
AC TODL ME THE DOG LIEKD ME ADN I SE>< T IT!!!!111
...Oh God...
DOGGIE IS FUNNY!!!111

 

by syphonbyte
1-01-04
IT'S TIEM 4 TEH ANAL CHUCHU TRESURE HUN!!!!1111
HOEST BY ME, JESE \/ENTURAA!!!!1111
TEH ROOLS R SIMPL!!1111
FRIST, KILL A CHUCHU!!!1111
ME LIEKS TO KILL!!111
THEN, SPRED ITS JELLIES ALL OVER J00R BODIE!!!!!1111

 

by syphonbyte
1-01-04
I'm gonna kill me some chu-chu!
Yar, not unless I gets thar first.
Oy, me's a Jar-Jar Binks!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT KILL HIM!
Whaaaa! Me's a burnin!
You know you wanted that to happen.

 

by syphonbyte
1-01-04
And now, creeper's reaction to the previous comic.
I like Jar Jar Binks.
WTF? POR QUE??????
Because he's awesome.
No he's not.
Is too.
He sucks. BURN ALL THE GUNGANS!!!!

 

by syphonbyte
1-01-04
Aboard the S.S. Slacker
Master Z, they's gainin' on us!
Damn that choir boy and his skanks.
Aboard the S.S. Choirboy
So why are we doing this?
Because space scenes are all the rage, and Z's ship is the only one with a real tentacle on board.
Meanwhile, below deck, splitting was occuring in the group.
This feels... wrong.
That's what makes it so right!

 

by syphonbyte
1-01-04
A little while later...
Tentacles?
FUCK YEAH!
*Cheesy 80's Music*
H... Holy shit!
Whoa... even I didn't know that was possible...
AW FUCK YEAH!
*Cheesy 80's Music*

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