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by theReverend
9-10-05
"Captain's Log."
Hey...I like where this is going...
"Yesterday I passed a rather large comet."
Hey, this has promise!
"...something about boogers and space..?"
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE POOP JOKES I EXPECTED YOU GODDAMN COCKFAG?!?!!!!!!!!!

 

by theReverend
9-24-05
fidge
I moved.
From somewhere to somewhere else I presume
fudge
yes, who cares
no, who cares
foodge
Should it be "whom"? Whom cares?
I really don't think so.

 

by theReverend
10-02-05
So I told her it was the last straw, you know? She packed and that was it...but that can't be it. I know now that I don't want it to end.
...but why the hell am I telling all this to a chicken?
I thought I told you to fuck off.

 

by theReverend
10-02-05
Mommy, can you help me with my homework?
You mean to say "may." MAY I help you with your homework.
That doesn't--
I thought I told you to fuck off.

 

I thought I told you to fuck off.
by theReverend, 10-02-05

 

by theReverend
10-02-05
Man, that's rough.
Yeah, I know. I was like, "Jesus, what else can go wrong?"
I thought I told you to fuck off.

 

by theReverend
10-02-05
Thank you so much sir, I haven't had a decent meal in weeks...
I'm not suprised, you really should take better care of yourself.
You're right...I'll try...
Good.
Now shit on that plate.

 

by theReverend
10-09-05
Don't want help. Go away.
Hey buddy, Santa doesn't forget even the WORSTEST sinners!
No more talking, not interested.
Aw, it's okay friend! We elves made this present just for you and Santa doesn't take refunds.
Getting annoyed, suggest you--
TAKE THE FUCKING BOX

 

by theReverend
10-09-05
DEEDLEDEEDLEDEE! I like to rock the fuck out / no doubt / killing bitches alla time DEEDEEDEEDLE!
kick some assholes til they bleed with joy / gonna make my dog a fucking cock chewtoy CHUGGAWOWDEEDLE
KEEP IT DOWN OVER THERE YOU STUPID ASSHOLE
beedlebeedle

 

by theReverend
10-09-05
I can smell your taint.
Shut up grandma.

 

Murder is hilarious.
by theReverend, 10-09-05

 

by theReverend
10-09-05
C'mon, man I NEED this
I already told you, it's not happening.
Just squeeze a little harder!
I'M NOT SHITTING IN THAT BAG

 

TOBOR NO BUY TIMESHARE!!! TOBOR CAUTIOUS CONSUMER!!!
by theReverend, 10-09-05

 

My urine would taste like sweet nectar to you if you were thirsty enough. Isn't that weird?
by theReverend, 10-09-05

 

by theReverend
10-10-05
...so I says, "Make me wet? I'm fuckin' soaking!"
Hahahahahahaha!
BUY A TIMESHARE!
What has this neighborhood turned into, John?
It's a lot safer place to raise kids with the black people gone, I'll tell you that.

 

by theReverend
10-10-05
I'm just sick of you taking my shit, you know? First my clothes, money, and cookies...and now my heart! I think you'd better find a new stepping stone, buddy!
WELL SAY SOMETHING!
Could you just take my fucking order already?

 

...let's see...I'm supposed to offer you something... ...cookies?
GO AWAAAAYY! BOOOO!!!
by theReverend, 10-10-05

 

by theReverend
10-10-05
IT'S HARD LIKE A BULLET AND THE BULLET'S ABOUT TO BLOW
Yeah, it's very good, except--OH JESUS!
What the hell IS that?
STICK IT, IN YOUR MOUTH, DON'T TAKE IT OUT
So if you wanna maybe---sorry, I can barely stand this.
That's gotta be the worst thing I've ever heard.
o/ HARD COOKIE COCK, ALRIGHT! o/ Thank you ladies and gentlemen!
YOU SUCK!

 

by theReverend
11-15-05
Hey, how about instead of creating a new random layout comics thread every time you fucking feel like it, you simply add to one of the trillions of others...Hmmmm?
Yeah, and also do that because you suck some dicks.
Really though, it gets annoying. Everyone has some random comics or can quickly come up with some.
So there's really no point in creating a new thread everytime. Think of how big the ONE random comics thread could be by now! It would rival Tattoo Barbie!
Why not? If I was Brad I'd be deleting random comics threads like shit-crazy. I'm starting to run out of talking points.
Are you going to touch my pussy or what? I can't hold this pose forever.

 

by theReverend
11-16-05
Hey, you're lookin' pretty hot, there.
Sure, okay.

 

by theReverend
11-16-05
No, I can't really see any way out of here.
Well there's no way in fuck I'm staying in this room with you.
Look, I didn't choose this either, buddy.
I have bathed in the rotting innards of fish.
um
I'm trying to say that I can taste your stink.

 

Hey, you...
I'M SNEAKIN' AROUND!!!!1
by theReverend, 11-16-05

 

Would you like some coffee, Mr. Vigoda?
BEEP!
by theReverend, 11-16-05

 

...so I says, "Fuck me? I'll fuck YOU!" Haha! You get it?
by theReverend, 11-16-05

 

Haha, you got fired!
by theReverend, 11-16-05

 

Man, what the fuck!
HAha, I hate this job!
by theReverend, 11-16-05

 
by theReverend, 11-16-05

 

ha ha you're funny
my neck's broked
by theReverend, 11-28-05

 

by theReverend
11-28-05
...so I told her I was drunk, you know? I didn't know what was going on... I mean sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't.
Are you even listening to me?
His finger smells like the plant's butthole.

 

by theReverend
11-28-05
I don't appreciate how that last comic makes me look. The narrator doesn't know my motivations. Who knows why I was smelling my finger? Not that guy.
I'm drunk enough to want to make comics, but not drunk enough to make them intertaining. Jesus. Good spelling.

 

by theReverend
11-28-05
OMG WHAT

 

by theReverend
11-28-05
Welcome back.
So, as I was telling my cohost Mortis here, it's a dark day to be a chubby goth girl. Comments, slave boy?
PAIN IS SUFFERING
*CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP*
I cut my wrists sometimes

 

by theReverend
11-28-05
Welcome back to the show. With us tonight is a symbol of the very pain and suffering that consumes us all. Joining us now, Screaming Skinned Corpse!
*CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP*
YAAAAAAAAGGHH!!!
Thanks for being here!
*CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP*
In closing...?
MY HEART SEEPS MELONCHOLY

 

OMG LET ME IN I CAN'T BREATHE
by theReverend, 12-01-05

 

by theReverend
12-01-05
Praise the Lord Jesus!
...listen, kid. I gotta get offa these boards. Go find me some help or cut me down, alright?
I would love to, Jesus! ...but standing in this lovely verdant grove in tribute to you, Lord...my joints have rusted tight, I'm afraid.
YOU STUPID COCK!

 

by theReverend
12-01-05
Oh my god I love metal.
I realize that has nothing to do with the fantastic round of fucking I gave you just a bit ago there.
You silly weiner, I'm your sister!

 

by theReverend
12-01-05
I just realized how drunk I am.

 

by theReverend
12-01-05
Nogh trewa bitd
Oh yeah, of course.
cocks
I'm sorry, what did you just say?

 

by theReverend
12-04-05
Haikus? What the fuck?
Whose lame idea was this?
evil_d? ...douchebag.

 

I'm sorry.
by theReverend, 12-08-05

 

Really, just for...for everything.
by theReverend, 12-08-05

 

I really didn't--
COULD NOT - RESIST - THAT ASS!
by theReverend, 12-08-05

 

by theReverend
12-10-05
I'll give you five dollars to punch me in the dick.
CHRISTMAS!!!!!

 

What are we doing in this graveyard, Santa?
Let me just unbuckle this so you can get down to business...
by theReverend, 12-11-05

 

by theReverend
12-11-05
GUESS WHAT, Mom? I just ASSASSINATED TED KENNEDY!
OH MY GOD, NO!!! NOOOOO!!!
Don't worry, Mom -- there's no law against it. I checked.
BUT BOBBY, THE ANTI-MURDER LAWS APPLY TO EVERYONE, EVEN IF THEY'RE NOT SPECIFICALLY MENTIONED BY NAME!!!
You know, you really are an annoying cunt.
I try, honey. I try.

 

by theReverend
12-15-05
You shit face, give me cash!
Um...I don't...
Oh, wait. I get it. This way, please.
You like that?! TAKE IT!
Cash! Not ropes!

 

by theReverend
12-20-05
DAMMIT!
What's your problem?
I was checking my penis for overnight growth
Well that's another minute of my life wasted.

 

by theReverend
12-20-05
Wow, your ass is looking huge.
Oh, I'm sorry, I must have slept on it wrong.
?
Woop woop!

 

by theReverend
12-20-05
HEY PIZZA COCK!
What the hell?

 

I didn't make any comics for over a month in preparation to make my 100th comic on the one year anniversary of joining.
THAT WAS TWO DAYS AGO
by theReverend, 1-27-06

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