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by thisstinks17
1-21-04
Hey Mr.Hoffman why do you always drink coffee?
Marie...Follow me.
Now this might look alot like coffee and smell alot like coffee but its not..it's a tropical blend of tea.
Oh thats interesting..
Now let me pass back the tests..*spill his drink all over the tests* Oh man, I spilled my coffee!
Tropical Blend of Tea my ass..

 

by thisstinks17
1-22-04
Okay Everyone Now you are the leader of the world..or you should be and you are ruling now is time to get a possie..
Alright everyone, This is our first offical meeting where we will be disscussing our evil plans..I I mean making of laws.
Hey I got one, lets kill everyone who talks blinks or has thoughts of making love to there family members.
Well, technicly I would be dead..not for talking or blinking..I have just wanted to..oh nevermind
Does this mean what I think it means...is our leader a sicko a flat our half wit a LOSE OF ALL LOSERS
No, But it means I have the power to , rape,violate, and finally KILL you.
Did I mention that you are the sexiest squiral alive?...

 

by thisstinks17
1-23-04
Hey Don't you think Hoffdaddy is a good name to call Mr.Hoffman
Lets DO IT!
Hey HOFFDADDY!!
*Mouth Tightens*
*trying not to laugh* Ok..MR.HOFFMAN
MY NAME IS NOT HOFFDADDY!!! IT IS MR.HOFFMAN OKAY DONT EVER CALL ME HOFFDADDY AGAIN!!!!!

 

by thisstinks17
1-25-04
Ok Kids now we are going to learn to wash are hands!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Blank Stares*
Now when the little germy worms get into your system then you could get very sick, and you can't play!
This sucks
Now it's time to learn to wash come here kids.
Wash this.

 

by thisstinks17
1-26-04
Moring
(IRC Title) Boys Shower Party BOYC(bring your own condom)
If there was no IRC I would have nothing to do at night....
*Voting and IRC* 1. akdjfjfeoifjeif 2. IRC is shut down until futher notice.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *run around a few times violently screaming*
Night Time
*inching toward the key board* Noooooo! Noooo!
*AIM Chat room* Come on in, I will be your best friend and introduce you to crazy guys who say they are 13 but they arent and want to RAPE you. Now doesnt that sound like fun..

 

by thisstinks17
1-26-04
Moring
(IRC Title) Boys Shower Party BOYC(bring your own condom)
If there was no IRC I would have nothing to do at night....
*Voting and IRC* 1. akdjfjfeoifjeif 2. IRC is shut down until futher notice.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *run around a few times violently screaming*
Night Time
*inching toward the key board* Noooooo! Noooo!
*AIM Chat room* Come on in, I will be your best friend and introduce you to crazy guys who say they are 13 but they arent and want to RAPE you. Now doesnt that sound like fun..

 

by thisstinks17
1-27-04
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guess what it is today...

 

by thisstinks17
1-28-04
What the hook gon be?
Hey Jed, Ready to fish..
Yep I got a few hooks
Well what the hook gon' be?
I dont even know if i need a hook on this worm
Yeah all we need is a net in the back round the fish will go wild swing the net down
Ima Rip it..

 

by thisstinks17
1-29-04
Hello I'd like to tell you all that yes I am a girl.
And so is Childofthecorn254
Just thought I'd let you know this.
Even though it was a waste of a comic. And now a word from our sponser..
Do you want to be cool in school then try this....
YAY!

 

by thisstinks17
1-30-04
Sup Fool. My shortys over there triping cause I called her a crack house whore like wtf?
I dunno, maybe calling her a crack house whore would make her "trip" because that a pretty lame thing to tell your "shorty."
Yo what up wit dat yo. Like I got the shizzle for her dizzle, if you know what I mean yo.
Actually I really have no idea what you mean.
Come on man cut me slack,yo. youknowwhatimean Give your brother from another mother some help dawg.
*stares for a while* I'm leaving.

 

by thisstinks17
1-30-04
Crazy Mrs.House
Now Kid time to watch a movie on the american revolution. umhmumhum Now Marie you and Tori look just like that girl hmhhmh
Yeah..(fake laugh) *thinks* this is so fucking gay
STUPID MOVIE!!
Now son I just wanted to tell you that you don't do anything right and your no help to this family..now go milk the cows!!
Ok Father..I shall obey you.
Later...in the barn. to be continued..
*in tears* Why doesnt my father love me..I am his only son and I do everything for him..WHY!!!
Oh John..where are you I know your in here.

 

by thisstinks17
1-30-04
Oh John there you are why..why are you crying.
I am not crying..my eyes hurt.
Oh ok I hear the british are coming will you go and fight?
Yes! I will prove to my father I am worty to be his son.
In a few days.. TO BE CONTINUED
THE BRITISH ARE COMING ALL MEN TO THE FIELD!!!
Come on father..lets go fight the battle. I AM READY

 

by thisstinks17
1-30-04
Son,I need to tell you something,NO NO YOU DOING IT ALL WRONG THAT NOT HOW YOU LOAD THE BULLETS
Ok Father..wait I think I hear something
*drums* Their Coming!!!!
DONT FIRE
To Be Continued
Gun shot...
FATHER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

by thisstinks17
1-30-04
Basicly the movie ends his dad dies, he makes out with the girl and some other stuff that is over dramatic..
*sniff sniff*
Mrs.House whats the matter..
Oh nothing..that movie just gets me everytime..umhmhhumhm Now get out you papers for a quiz worth 50 points!
Great...
I know that little series was gay..but so was the movie..
Ok Now Marie you get a C in my class..
FUCK YOU BIACTH!!!

 

by thisstinks17
1-30-04

 

by thisstinks17
2-03-04
SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY
SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY
SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP
SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP
LITERATI LITERATI LITERATI LITERATI LITERATI

 

by thisstinks17
2-05-04
Oh Smarter Child havent talked to him in a while!
Hello Marg! Would you like to meet me in person?
Hey!
Hello Marg! Would you like to change my colors IM a friend or some family send a crush?
If you don't understand this add SmarterChild to your buddy list.
DIE!!!!
Die? Its Funny you should ask that. You humans are very strange!

 

by thisstinks17
2-07-04
The Octopus
AHHHHHH RUN FOR YOU LIFE THE OCTOPUS IS COMING!!!!
HURRY GET EVERY OUT OF THE BUS AND UP THE LADDER!!!!!
*over dramatic*
You're doing great everybody
Thanks... I'm Deeply Happy...
You are so brave Ammadie
MY NAMES ANNALY!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by thisstinks17
2-07-04
Hey, where'd you get that, I'm trying to find a good anniversity gift for my wife.

 

by thisstinks17
2-07-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel.
Well, what happened was...
Playing Literati
AHA!! I got 12 pts for shit!
Ilikebigdaddys just recived 12 pts.

 

by thisstinks17
2-08-04
Oh god, its almost valentines day and I have no husband,boyfriend,or any one to love... Hey that guy over there has a fine ass,I'll go check it out.
Can I check out your ass?
Why the hell would you want to do that, I'm a sock puppet no a lazy eye patch bimbo!
Well you do have no curvatious curves!
Oh well in that case, want me to come any closer.Or perhaps pull up my sock a little for ya?

 

by thisstinks17
2-08-04
Oh Pablo! Im so glad were on this date together!
Yea just hope Kalebb doesnt interfear with anything..Kalebb~ I HEARD THAT!
So,now that I know your a famous escape artist,what else do you like to do?
Well I like to...Kalebb~Lets go to the bath room Pablo!
NO! Pablo where are you!!*while being dragged away by Kalebb*
Hey Babe! Lets blow this popsicle stand and go to my apartment!!

 

by thisstinks17
2-09-04
Dad I need some advice. I've had.................. feelings for this girl. But I think she rejects our families ideals and thus won't accept me as a suitor.
Son the first thing you need is legs. Thats the most important of all. Women love a good knee cap. Secondly, I reccomend going into town with your life savings and making a name for yourself.
Cousin Wilford father has sent me to speak with you about love. Can you give me some of your insights?
My legs have been destroyed by the love of an unclean woman. Go forth and relay this message for your father he will be able to decode its true origins.
Well dad, he told me what ever you do dont penis pancakes into your stuff..
Oh.*pulls a pancake out of his stuff* I guess thats why I haven't got laid lately..

 

by thisstinks17
2-14-04
After 1st period.
(high pitched voice) Hey Marie Hey Marie Hey Marie!!!
Hi Jessie..
After 2nd period
L L L look wwwhat I found!*twitch*
WOW! Thats great jessie!...
Afer EVERY period..
G G Guess what M M marie today in sped the ttttt eacher *twitch* yelled at zack! HAAHAHAHAHA
LEAVE ME ALONE!!

 

by thisstinks17
2-14-04
I have a plan lets make fun of pirates!
Okay
Oh Look its a PIRATE!!
Argh! I am de captin you shall obey me argh!!
Ha! Your a little retard with a sword and a hook! You look like a little pansy! A ha A ha!
Nooh! Not dat! Im not a pansy! Please Nooh nooh nooh

 

by thisstinks17
2-15-04
My Parents are big ass hole AND DON'T FOLLOW TRADITION and I wasn't circumsied. I think I'll go buy a book and do it my self!
I doubt they'll have one..you retard.
AHA! That stupid ass was wrong they DO have a book on do it yourself circumcision!
Circumcision For Dummies..Only 19.95!! plusanadditional5.00tax. Buy one TODAY!!
Sweet this looks easy enough..alright first I take the knife and..
Ahh! No I cut to far!!!

 

by thisstinks17
2-16-04
At the Old people home..
A HA A HA A HA A HA A HA A HA!
Now Now Ammidie settle down it was just a little stach on the wall its okay!
Well actually my...
No No dont struggle Ammidie its okay!! I under stand you get exciding happyness from staches I know I know.
Dont Call Her Ammidie..
No, thats not it...actually MY NAMES ANNALY!!!!
Did I mention that your so brave?

 

by thisstinks17
2-17-04
RAHH Im a PIrate..I sail the four..no seven seas!!
ARGH There Matey! You are a Pirate and you said the seven seas!
I am a pirate and I sail the SEVEN SEAS!!!
YEAH!!!
I AM A PIRATE!!!!!!! AND I....
SHUT UP..WE KNOW YOU SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS!!!..

 

by thisstinks17
2-17-04
Haha little CHILDREN!!
Wee Tommy, I like Santa!!
Hello there LITTLE BOY!!
Want a apple?
OUCH!!
WHHHHHHHHHAT WHY WOULD I WANT A APPLE!! AND ITS AN APPLE YOU LITTLE WORTH LESS PIECE OF CRAP!!
I like the wizard of OZ!

 

by thisstinks17
2-17-04
7:30 am
HEYYYYY YEAAAA HEYYY YEAHHHHH
HEYYYY YEAAAA HEYYYY YEAAAA!!!
(diff. person)Oh My god those two hoes are so anoying!!
Yea I just wanna fucking kill them!!!
3:00 pm, I wish this would happen!
HEYYYY YEAAAAA!!!!
Alright I CANT TAKE IT!!!!

 

by thisstinks17
2-17-04
AHHHH!!! NOT THE ERASER!!
GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL!!!! Look what you DONE to Meeee!

 

by thisstinks17
2-19-04
*Grunt* Leave me alone, I'm eating.
(jesse planert) Hey Tim!! D d d o you have that cd for me!!!
Ahh, come on Tim! P*twitch*p p lease! Im gonna tell Ms. Fisher.
.....................
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LEAVE ME TO EAT!!!!!!!!

 

by thisstinks17
2-19-04
DAMMIT!!!!
HAHA your stuck behind that wall now... GIRRRRL GIIIRRL GIIIRRRLL GIRRRL GIIIRLL GIRRRRL
Hold On I have to catch my breath...
SHUT UP!!!!!!
GIRRRLLLL OH IM TELLING YOU GIIIIIIIIIRLLLLL...

 

by thisstinks17
2-20-04
Hey Marrie whhat is the deal with Ally Edwards
I dont know Jamie..
Hey Marrie, you know im multi media, those pictures you better erase them!! Or I'm gonna be mad.
Okay..yea...
Hey Marrie do you know about the thing with Ally?
RRR, if only I had a gun..

 

by thisstinks17
2-20-04
Umm Guys there's more to life then sex,drugs and booty.
I said word up to my derrty murphy lee my derry nelly and my nigger zigga c ova THAAA!
( Eminem) I love sex drugs and booty thats the thing fo' me. Yo heard meh! Booty Booty Booty how i love the booty
The raps have no meaning.
Wacha wacha wachaout, Im ready fo' yall yous cant touch ma snout! I spit the game bust a cap like no one else I'll give it to ya on top of yo' house
This mammies are like godly the have some taste ill give you a job yo' theres no waste. There nothing better then these 20 fows i got up in herre grab me some bows.
Im still confused..
If you wanna go and take a ride wit me
We three-wheelin in the fo' with the gold D's

 

by thisstinks17
2-21-04
Yes! Today is the 19th!! of 1999!
*Seazure*

 

by thisstinks17
2-21-04
Mummy, can I have some pancakes?
We have to wait for Daddy sweetheart. He will be home any minute.
3 Hours Later
Where's Daddy? I want pancakes!
Where the hell is he?
In the bathroom at the store.
AHA! No one will find me in here now for some good old..
penising pancakes in to my stuff!!

 

by thisstinks17
2-23-04
w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t
w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t
What the fuck are you talking about??

 

by thisstinks17
2-23-04
An Oscar weighs seven pounds.
Wow I didnt know An Oscar weighs seven pounds.
Isnt It cool that An Oscar weighs seven pounds?
I can't believe that An Oscar weighs seven pounds.
Did I mention An Oscar weighs seven pounds

 

by thisstinks17
2-24-04
Leah I really love you and you only let me in your pants!!!Oh thanks Steve!!! Haha your so sexy! How bout next Tuesday?
Oh thanks Steve!!! Haha your so sexy! How bout next Tuesday?
AHH!! Not the bus! Nooo I'm too stupid to run!
*bus* HONK HONK
Hey Steve! Ready?!?!?!
Eww, your not hot anymore get away from me..you hoe.

 

by thisstinks17
2-25-04
You all remember CrateRug00 right? This is an example of her
(Rocatha)Oh Chothy your my true idol you really are.
(Chothy)Thank You Thank You..
Well, actually Crate was Me and Corn being stupid idiots.
Me-Hey wanna make a person on stripcreator and act really Ya Know?
Yeah lets go!!
So now you can forget about CrateRug00 and, I hope none of you took offense to her "motherly" comments :)
(Chothy)
(Rocatha)

 

by thisstinks17
2-27-04
Multi Media and Art
Boys, girls, others move in! A little more a lit-tle more, thats it! HEY YOU, BOOKS ON THE BOOK RACK!!!
(unable to breathe and straning to talk) Hurry up fat ass!
Lazy ass fatty
Can some on grab me my coffee cup 2 inches away from me? AND PLEASE DONT POUND ON THAT CLAY I HAVE BAD SINUSES!
Why don't you get off your ass and get it yourself!
What becomes of Ms.Nix in 30 years.
(same spot, she's starting to collect dust) Hey, any boy,girl or other with that coffee, ANY ONE!! IM FEELING PARTCHED!!!
*cricket chirp*

 

by thisstinks17
3-03-04
Weight Room...
Alriiiight Gang! THis is the room were mr.pundi room is todayyyyyyyyyyy
MmmGreat
People, sitting is NOT an option! You dont sit in the weight room!
Mrs. Haybarger we didnt even sign up for this!
Well, YOUR HERE NOW! LIVE WITH IT..wait Hey GAAANNG you can go talk on the bleachers now..
Oh my god! your such a bitch Mrs.Haystack

 

by thisstinks17
3-09-04
In the morning on the bus..
What?( as I stare him down watching his pupils dialate)
God Damn Spaz
( Loud so EVERYONE on the bus can hear it!)WOULD YOU TURN DOWN YOU MUSIC!!!!!! JEZZE I CAN HEAR IT!!
Ouch..
Lets all give a round a pluse to the loser..*clap..clap..clap*
*Gets all embarresd and turns around*

 

by thisstinks17
3-11-04
Right now I want to fucking kill two particluar girls....
Anna
Lindsey
It would give me pleausre to watch them burn
Anna
Lindsey
And walk all over there fucking ashes

 

by thisstinks17
3-12-04
The Happiness Triangle: Some one to love, something to do and something to hope for..have a life plan and dont have sex until your married Hiya
What the brother fuck are you talking about?

 

by thisstinks17
3-14-04
Some where in gerogia
Aight I need to git me baptizzoed
Yea BOAY! You better or else you won't go to hevan! HEVAN HEVAN I SAY HEVAN!
Aight pastor, can I git myself bapizzioed?
Sounds good..come ovea hea!
Amain to that!!
I bapizzo you in the name of the fatha the son and the holy sprrit Amain

 

by thisstinks17
3-18-04
Mr. Kcoc Llams goes out to try to tell some old fashion knock knock jokes
Knock Knock
And what do you say??!!
Ahh..Fuck it..
Get away from me you stupid ass hole

 

by thisstinks17
3-18-04
Mr. Kcoc Llams trys again
Welcome to Chucks Chicken Corral how can I help you?
Knock Knock
I dont think anyone gets it..
Sorry We dont sell that here sir..
Umm..how may I help you?..
Screw this idea

 

by thisstinks17
3-18-04
Since Mr. Kcoc Llams has had no luck telling knock knock jokes he decides to go home and sit in solitude..until
Ahh shit..People
*door bell*
Knock-Knock!!
Oh so i see your out telling knock knock jokes too..Believe me it wont work.
No..actually I'm hear selling male enhancment products..what loser would go out and try to tell knock knock jokes?
Oh oh yea your right what LOSER would tell knock knock jokes..not me. Well I'll take 3 orders of viagra incase I get anything under the belt if you know what i mean *nervous laugh*

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