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by tryclide
8-18-03
Wow, ive finaly reached 500 posts! To celebrate, i thought I'd kill one of the worlds stupidest men.
More and more of our imports are coming from overseas.

 

by tryclide
9-03-03
the only reason i spelt it like that is cos i thought it looked better.
ha! rectum face! you can't splel ploperly!
my robotic arms will win this competition!!
ootz! ya canei hae roobot arms ya wee bazza!
The horror... the horror...

 

by tryclide
9-05-03
im jealous of adams' rugged good looks and of daves' intelegence. I want to punish them!!
how about we lock them out of the chordless forum and call adam a hobbit?
yes! that will work! hehehehehehehe!
mwahahahahaah!!!
youre much fatter in al life pat.
shut up jack you midget.

 

by tryclide
9-07-03
Allright jack?
Shut up smelly Adam! Ugly boy! Nobody likes you! Youre getting banned soon! Dont post in chordless! You smell! You suck! Stupid twunt!
what the fuck.....

 

by tryclide
9-08-03
hey! SiRuS!
huh? who are you?
Shut up smelly Adam! Ugly boy! Nobody likes you! Youre getting banned soon! Dont post in chordless! You smell! You suck! Stupid twunt!
?
are you one of jacks freinds?

 

by tryclide
9-09-03
Adam, youre a cock!!
Fuck you!
Adam, nobody likes you!
Go to hell!!
Adam, you're suspended from the forum!
what!?!?!

 

by tryclide
9-09-03
Pats finaly let me back on!
now, lets think of something clever to write....
Two hours later.
ARGHHH!!!

 

by tryclide
9-09-03
SiRuS has finaly cornered the evil shithead!!
the time has come to reveal my true identity!!
I allready know your true identity. your dave's cousin.
thats what i wanted you to think, but I am actually....
??
MARK BONIUTO!!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

by tryclide
9-10-03
ha, only joking, i am realy..
MATT INGRAM!!
.......
HA HA HA!!!! you fucking loser!!!

 

by tryclide
9-14-03
"Dear Adam, Adam, those comics aren't all that, you should have just ripped off Simpson's gags."
Never I say! Never!
.....
who likes short shorts?

 

by tryclide
9-24-03
what happened to you then?
I got beaten up. what happened was...
HAR HAR HAR! YOU GOT BEATEN UP!!!
you loser!! Ha ha ha ha!
moments later
YOU ARE NO FREINDS OF MINE!!

 

by tryclide
9-26-03
adam, you must stop making comics about us, or we will kill your hamster, and ban you from www.oniyiri.co.uk!!
.......
i wont be able to take the piss out of jack!
ARGHHHH!!!!

 

by tryclide
9-29-03
now sponsored by www.onyeyiri.co.uk!
why did onyeyiri.co.uk cross the road?
I do don't know.
to get to onyeyiri.co.uk!
Ha! Ha! Ha!

 

by tryclide
10-11-03
ARGHHH MY EYES!!! DAMN THIS DEFAULT BACKGROUND!!!

 

by tryclide
10-14-03
child, it is your time.
you aint killin me, I'll get me brother on you!!
shut the fuck up you little shit, youre coming to hell with me weather you like it or not.
Ive got ya there, you cant kill me on the last panel!
Damn, I guess I'll have to wait till next time.

 

by tryclide
10-14-03
ha, you're too late to kill me again! nuuuuurgh!!
like hell I am.

 

by tryclide
10-19-03
looking back, this is what my last party must have been like.
I realy fancy that girl over there..
I saw her giving you the eye, play your' cards right and you'l be in there!
Ive just gotta make sure i dont get drunk before the opportunity presents itself...
exactly!
5 minutes later
urrrrrghhh....
fucking lightweight.

 

by tryclide
10-23-03
Its ritchie allum!
Im a voodoo child!!
LORD KNOWS IM A VOODOO CHILD!!!!!
HE'S THE BEST GUITARIST I KNOW!!
YEAHHH!!!!
oh.... my... god.....
meanwhile in ancient greece.
we mortals are but shadows and dust.
........what the hell is that sound?

 

by tryclide
10-23-03
Now its time for the Onyeyiri.co.uk news!
slow week huh?

 

by tryclide
11-02-03
i require fork handles.
there you go, four candles.
incorrect. die puny human!
some people just cant take a joke.
now wait just a- blaaaaargh!!

 

by tryclide
11-03-03
Just look at this! A dog- and a ninja!!
Pure craziness!! This has to be the best thing I've done!!
Shit!! I forgot to give them any lines!!

 

by tryclide
11-04-03
Whats this.. Dear adam, I realy like your comics, they're class!
Whoohooo!!! My first fan letter!!
Oh... its from Dave.

 

by tryclide
11-04-03
Hello, im Dominic Smith. The rumours of a radiation leak at the power trip recording studio still go unconfirmed. Heres a live report with, Lance Vance. Over to you Lance.
Thanks Dom, Im here with the bands drummer, Tom Walsh. Tom, is there any truth in these claims?
No, they are completely unfounded. just ask our bassist Glen!
Tell him Glen!
All filthy lies I tell you!

 

by tryclide
11-04-03
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I think...
shut up.

 

by tryclide
11-06-03
At a local pub in Brentwood, Adam is about to put his psycic powers to work....
Maybye i can read her mind to see if she fanices me.
ohhhhmmmmm...
that fucker's trying to read my mind!!
how the fuck!!?!?!? I just... and she... how the fuck!?!?!?!

 

by tryclide
11-06-03
Adam talks to his mate dave.
Hey Adam, are you coming to the fireworks tonight?
Nah, ive got better things to to, like kill myself.
Ah hah, *snort* Ah ha ha ha ha *snort*
???
FUCK OFF ROSAM!!

 

by tryclide
11-09-03
Adams big mouth has landed him in a world of shit... again.
I....am....in...... so... much..... pain...
simon finaly cach up with you?
Yeah.. I think ive punctured a lung......
I suppose I should say something comforting. How about....
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

 

by tryclide
11-09-03
Computer, set a course for the quagulas system!!
Bog off!!!
What? Thats no help you hunk of crap!!
HOW ABOUT USING SOME COURTESEY!?!?!
Ok, Ok, set a course for the quagulas system PLEASE!
There, that didnt hurt did it?

 

by tryclide
11-09-03
Spaceman Nevlle has been sent to investigate Dr Bitsenburger's space-lab.
The Galactic federation asked me to investigate your progress.
Oh, ive just finished a project that will benifit all of mankind!!
What does it do?
It makes cress sandwiches!!

 

by tryclide
11-09-03
How is that going to beinifit mankind? It has no nutritional value!!!
Now he'll never guess that Ive got a huge nuclear cannon aimed at earth.
Hey, I heard that!!!
Damn, he's onto me. I'll have to dispatch my guard robot to destroy him in the most painful way imaginable.
Hey, I can still hear you!!
Whoops!

 

by tryclide
11-09-03
Im going away for a week, so you can be in charge of the site while im gone Jack.
No sweat Pat!
Ok, be careful with my site Ok?
Dont worry, I'll handle everything!
One week later...
Now, I know this looks bad Pat....

 

by tryclide
11-10-03
Pat is paralysed with rage.
Well, at least the site isnt broken.
What?

 

by tryclide
11-10-03
Things are looking grim for our pall Nevlle...
Nothing personal, but that guy pays me £20 an hour!
Then you leave me no choice... HAAAAAH!!
???
SHIT! Thats gonna hurt in the morning!

 

by tryclide
11-10-03
Now, stand down.
'tis but a scratch!
A scratch? Your arms off!!
.... Ive had worse.
One ass whooping later....
Oy! Where' you going??? I'll rust on you, ya coward!!
Asshole.

 

by tryclide
11-10-03
So John, what's War and peace like?
Ah, i remember reading it as if it were yesterday....
Yesterday
hmmm....
What tosser wrote this crap?!?!
Um.. yeah, its a real epic and stuf... read it.

 

by tryclide
11-10-03
I'd like to talk seriously for a moment, If I may. I know that a lot of you people who read these comics are people who I dont know from real life, particuarly the gamesradar lads.
Well, many of my recent comics have been parodying my real life freinds (yes I do have some) and so you couldn't get many of the inside jokes...
But im making sure that from now on, my comics can be enjoyed by both people i know and those I only know through the internet.
That means less in jokes from now on, unless they are realy realy funny. Watch this space....

 

by tryclide
11-12-03
This is based on a conversation I had with Atkins.
ess deeficult guad dis wan do an de rit was dong de tin. jano?
Yes Atkins.
Man, joo know de wars dem ting dye de man ye gyan do de time dyan do de crime.
Yes Atkins.
Im not a racist!! Pease dont flame me, This guy actualy talks like this!
Man, joo listenin to me, dis be himportant stuf gyan know de lessons lean now dem elp yu so yu don had to learn em later boya.
No Atkins. Um.. I mean yes Atkins.

 

by tryclide
11-17-03
People have been saying that I get angry easily, and im a bit scary sometimes, not naming any names. *cough*laura*cough*
Well, its simply not true, i'm one of the most chilled out people you could ever meet! I dont ever want to destroy things...
Fatal error 9484, computer will now shut down.
ARGHH!! PEICE OF CRAP!! TWAT CUNT DICK ARSEING PEICE OF SHIT!

 

by tryclide
11-19-03
Adam, you're a knob.
I bet she fancies me realy...
*wobbly mind reading background*
Adam, you're a knob.
Damn.

 

by tryclide
11-21-03
dave gets drafted in to help with the OAP's party...
I remember when I was young..
Remember what?
I dont remember....

 

by tryclide
11-23-03
*LOCK**LOCK* *LOCK* *LOCK* *LOCK* *LOCK* *LOCK* *LOCK*
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

 

by tryclide
11-25-03
Quit yer jabberin soldier! Get to the bunker!!
guhhuhuhhuhhuh... he said bunk...
Uhhh.. werent we supposed to like, run for shelter or something?
Uhhhhh..........

 

by tryclide
11-26-03
Dude, why are you staring at me?
How can I be staring at you? my eyes are at the side of my head, I can barely see you at this distance!
I swear you were staring at me.
You're incredibly paranid for someone who does copious ammounts of weed.
Idiot.

 

by tryclide
12-03-03
Arise sir knight! I dub thee Sir Prick Face. Oh! No, wait, I mean..
Freudian slip your majesty?
Um... im afraid its worse. You see, I have to keep you with the first title I gave you...
.....
ARGHHHH!!!!

 

by tryclide
12-03-03
In the Forest town of Burnwood
Out of my way peasant! I am a knight of the realm!
eee- ain't you that knight wot got given the wrong name? What did garret say it was..
My name is of no import to the likes of..
SIR PRICK FACE!! ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF!
grrrrr......
ARF ARF ARF ARF!!

 

by tryclide
12-03-03
And so Gandin the Just set out on his journey to rid himself of the accursed name.
He he hee!
?
He travelled in search of the one who could dispel the seal that kept him his true destiny.
He he he heee!
And as he walked through distant soils, the taunts and jeers of the mob followed him.
He he he he heee!
Where in Gods name is that coming from?

 

by tryclide
12-03-03
At last our hero arives at his destination!
Tell me noble sir, are you the wizard Merlin?
Nope. Im a plumber.
You look like a wizard to me!
What would a wizard be doing with a plunger?
That is an exelent point. I will trouble you no more good sir.
Oh my god, he actualy believed it!

 

by tryclide
12-03-03
Our hero passes through a ruined village.
What happened here old man?
Beware the Jabberwock, my son, the jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jub-Jub bird, and shun, the frumious Bandersnatch!
ooookaay....

 

by tryclide
12-05-03
I feel like a Twix. Lets check the cupbourd..
Whats this... SNACK SIZE!?!?!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

by tryclide
12-10-03
Shocking news today, as an assasination attempt is made on the drummer of the leading band, "The Power Trip" by one Edward O'sullivan.
Thought to have been a childhood freind to Mr Walsh, Mr O'sullivan went off the rails when he heard that the newest Power Trip album went platinum. He had this to say..
*hic* The bitch desherved it.. *hic*

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