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by ur2sensitive
9-29-07
Eddie Those tries to act like an executive...
So, Albert...How is the new dress code working out for us?
I'll tell, ya, Ed...I have seen some freaky-looking people in this office over the years...
But you put them in street clothes...
Blah, Blah Nickelback...
Blah, Blah White Stripes...
...And you wonder just how far is it going to go?
Uhh...
What?

 

by ur2sensitive
10-01-07
Lee reaches for the stars...
You want to go to the arcade with me?
Can't...gotta study!
Girl, you're only in 4th grade!
...and only 8 years to go until the SAT Tests!
Have you ever heard of burnout?
I love that game! Did dad make that one?

 

by ur2sensitive
10-10-07
Sorry...we ran out of chalk!
The word for today is Gladiator!
It means a feeling of satisfaction...
Our dad had a chicken hat wouldn't lay eggs...
So...he's Gladiator!

 

by ur2sensitive
10-10-07
Dr. Otto orders a consult.
Eddie Those just called.
What does he want?
He's worried about his daughter, Mina He wants to know what we can do about her diseases. After what happened to Nicky, He is worried they may turn on her in the future..
I was worried about that, too...That's why I called a specialist
Dr. House???
Nicky was an idiot to begin with...that girl is a VD zoo!

 

by ur2sensitive
10-17-07
Eddie continues to try to be an executive...
***urp!!!!!!!!!
Don, you know golf isn't my game...
Wha...wha...huh?
You're supposed to get drunk AFTER you play 18 holes...
zzzzzzz....
I gotta get back to the office.

 

by ur2sensitive
10-17-07
A Limmerick by Mina Those.
There once was a guy named Beebe...
Who wanted to marry a girl named Phoebe...
but said he I must see...
What te magistrates fee be...
...Before Phoebe could be be phoebe beebe.
I'm doing limmericks for english lessons.

 

by ur2sensitive
10-17-07
Eddie Those and his limmerick
It's easy for a guy to be chipper...
When he's got a glass, a lass and a kipper...
But the guy whose worth while...
Is the guy who can smile...
When he's got his tie caught in his zipper.

 

by ur2sensitive
10-17-07
Yeah, Lee has one, too.
A crocodile, the hunter elite...
Was snapping at fish for a treat.
When he let out with a wail...
"I'VE BITTEN MY TAIL!!!"
...but at least I'm making both ends meat.
I think we're done with these.

 

Those Boyz and Girlz
There once was a man from Nantucket...
Grandpa! There are children present!
by ur2sensitive, 10-17-07

 

by ur2sensitive
10-23-07
Eddie Those gets ready to go to the faire with his niece, Amy,,,
Are you ready?
It's hot in here!
Thanks for coming to the renasance faire with me, Uncle Eddie.
Yoo beet. Can we hary thoo? It hot in here!
Yeah, let's go...I think you should have waited until we got there to put on that armor though...Uncle Eddie?
UGH!!!

 

by ur2sensitive
10-23-07
Marris told Lee about their dad.
Dad passed out in that suit of armor.
...but he's ok, right?
Yeah...they gave him water and he got up.
He should have waited to put it on.
Yeah, but it made the most amazing sound when he hit the dirt! CRASH!!!
hee, hee!

 

by ur2sensitive
10-23-07
Vanna prepares to cast a circle...
St. Michael, The Archangel, defend us in battle...
Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil...
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray...
I'm here...what???

 

by ur2sensitive
10-25-07
Eddit Those misses his old life...
Marv, I am seriously considering hiring back my dad.
How come?
This whole thing of being an executive is just not me. I'm a programmer, not an office hack.
Well, it's up to you, of course. But think about what you would be missing out on...
I'm waiting...
I'm thinking...

 

by ur2sensitive
10-25-07
The return of Eddie's dad...
Dad, I want to hire you back.
Couldn't handle the pressures of the corporate world, eh?
No, i'm bored with it.
All right...but I'll need a new salery package, extended health care benefits, pension accelerated benefits...
I'll give you a coffee mug with your name on it.
Deal.

 

by ur2sensitive
10-29-07
One day at Stacy's Department Store...
Some people wonder why it is that if we have a dad whose a millionaire video game maker...
...That we always wear the same clothes day after day.
Yeah, why is that?
You got me.

 

by ur2sensitive
10-31-07
Maris and Mina at the arcade...
So why do you keep coming here?
PS2 is ok, but you got to get out once in a while, too.
So instead of blankly staring at a tv screen for hours on end...
You come here and stare at a tv screen for hours on end.
If it's outside the house, it count as socializing.

 

by ur2sensitive
10-31-07
*To thoroughly enjoy this comic, please refer to my earlier work...
OH Lee!!!*
Yes, Mina???
You got your costume ready?
Yep...Here we go!
Let's start at Rikki's house!
They always say VD comes back to haunt you!

 

MOO!!!!
Remember, girl...A bucket a day keeps the butcher away!
by ur2sensitive, 11-11-07

 

by ur2sensitive
11-21-07
While Mrs. Bandor answers a phone call, Mina and Lee talk about their past to the class...uh-oh!
We used to live in a city called Bangcock, Thailand.
I hope Mrs. Bandor doesn't come back too soon.
Our dad brought us here because he didn't like the way were treated there.
We had to sleep with men...but they didn't sleep...
Door opens>
Yeah, they would put their things in my..........And that is why Australia's Great Barrier Reef is such a dangerous place to swim.
PHEW!!! Just a second more of that and we would Make Mrs. Bandor feint in the doorway!

 

by ur2sensitive
12-01-07
Bill Rancor says hi to Lee.
Well, you guys did a nice job decorating your house.
Thanks.
So what did you ask Santa for this year?
To help feed the starving children back in my home country of Bangcock.
Well that's really nice of you.
I also asked for power of attorney over my Dad's stock holdings.

 

Hey! Move over, kid! Your sleeping on my bed!
by ur2sensitive, 12-11-07

 

A rare conversation
Doctor House, it appears I have giant rabbits in my backyard.
It could be Lepus!
by ur2sensitive, 12-15-07

 

by ur2sensitive
7-11-08
3a.m. on the Oxygen Network (It's really there!)
What the...?
...And if you order the weasel toy today, you'll get the magic love bullet for half price!
Heh heh!
Remember, you can enjoy total privacy ordering from us on the erotic shopping network...
No thanks, i've had enough so-called toys!
You must be 18 to order, so call now.

 

by ur2sensitive
7-11-08
Mina can't wait to tell her sister...
Hey, Lee! Wake up!
zzzzzzzz
You know what I was watching on TV?
(GRUMBLE) at 3 in the morning?
I was watching a sex toy infomercial!
Do you know what I was watching just now? The inside of my eyelids!

 

by ur2sensitive
7-12-08
I'm serious, Lee!
Mina...remember what I said when you woke me up in the middle of the night again?
That if I woke you up again, you would strip me naked and hang me over the salt lick in the cow barn?
You remembered!
Where do you come up with this crap?
Hee-Noo Chak, our old pimp...only he charged 500 bhat for it.

 

by ur2sensitive
7-15-08
Mina stuggles to get her point across...
Look, just listen to me for a minute, OK?
Here it comes...
...and Lee struggles for sleep.
It said on the TV that only those over 18 can buy those sex toys...
So?
At our schoool, they hand out free condoms...to anyone at any age who wants them!
I wish our real dad used one right about now!

 

by ur2sensitive
7-15-08
Lee, don't you see? Kids at our school are getting pregnant.
She's still talking...
So I have the perfect solution to deal with all pregnancy at our school so it's no longer a problem.
Drumroll please?
HAND OUT SEX TOYS INSTEAD OF CONDOMS AT SCHOOL AND LET KIDS PLAY SAFE WITH THEMSELVES!
...speaking of games, Mina...have I got one for you!

 

In the morning...
Lee, Have you seen your sister?
Check the barn!
by ur2sensitive, 7-18-08

 

by ur2sensitive
7-22-08
Happy Birthday, Eddie Those!
You know, we should do something nice for dad for his birthday.
Yeah, what do you want to do?
I guess we could bake him a cake.
Good idea.
Do you know how to bake a cake?
Yeah, go to the store and buy it.

 

by ur2sensitive
7-22-08
Maris...anyone could buy a cake!
Well, we're anyones...
But nothing says lovin' like somethin' from the oven.
Where did you hear that?
Some little white guy on TV.
Emeril?

 

by ur2sensitive
7-22-08
Mina tries to bake a cake for her Dad's birthday...
Now lemme see here...
The stuff I need to bake a cake should be here somewhere...
Flour, water...wait, that's paste...
Eggs, sugar, oil...wait, what's this?
Better use it...
Uh-oh...I hope that doesn't screw up the flavour too badly.

 

by ur2sensitive
7-22-08
Mina brings her gift into the office with her.
Happy Birthday, Dad!!!
Thanks, Mina.
OK, there is no birthday cake icon here...work with me, people!
I baked you a cake in the shape of a computer!
That's so sweet, Mina. Thank you.
One bite later...
Uh, mina...what flavour is this?
Vanilla, Chocolate and Chicken soup.

 

by ur2sensitive
7-26-08
Lee shows Mina the results of her hard work...
...So you are saying that this machine will make me older in seconds?
Yup.
OK, i'll try anything...go for it!
Here goes nothing!
30 seconds later...
Hey, Mina! It works! So how do I go back to normal?
Uh-oh!!!

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