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by valuedan
2-06-07
Dogg I am like two weeks late on my rent, oh man dogg what am I going to do
How about you pay your rent
I quit my job last month though dogg and I've been hoping to catch a break on my rap music deal
Oh right, how is that going
We have a song about ladies who like to take off their underwear and put they asses in a fridge
No doubt

 

by valuedan
2-06-07
Dogg can I be in your rap group
Do you have mad rhyming skillz
When I gets to yo house I be checkin yo moms, makin quite sure dat she ain't droppin' phat bombs
Whoa
I also got rhymes for orange and month up in dis piece but I ain't be layin' them down until our live show
Aw yeah dogg that would be our secret weapon no doubt

 

by valuedan
2-06-07
See you later dogg, I gotta go to class
What class you going to
Anthro 205: Intro to Paleo-Indian Archaeology
What y'all be learning in there
I'm learning how many forty bottles I can leave behind without being noticed by the professor
Is it true that they talk about cleavage in that class

 

by valuedan
2-07-07
Dogg what's with that big brown stain on your pants
What
It looks like you dumped yo drawers homeboy
I WHAT
Dogg that is stone cold unforgivable, I ain't hangin around you no more

 

by valuedan
2-07-07
when uir in teh matrix u gotta keep ur megabites in teh cyberspaec
LOMG
red my webcomci iti spretty funy LOL woops my fart

 

by valuedan
2-07-07
HOW DID THIS SNOWMAN GET HERE SHOO SHOO
what
OH GOD
LMBO I USED TEH MAGIC POWORS KEKEKEKEKEKE

 

by valuedan
2-07-07
I SAY OLD BEAN WOT'S ALL THIS THEN
SQUAK SQUAK I'M A BIRD
BOY OH BOY THIS REALLY IS A QUALITY COMIC YOU SURE ARE DOING A GOOD JOB AT MAKING THESE COMICS HOLY SHIT

 

by valuedan
2-07-07
hey how's it going blue stream of water coming out of nowhere
GLUB GLUB
oh you don't say that certainly is interesting
GLUB GLUB

 

by valuedan
2-07-07
Dear crappy looking stick man: please clean up all the stains all over the walls while i'm out
We were eating cherry pie and all of a sudden we were on the floor having sex all over it and whatnot so sorry about that
Also there are some chocolate brownie stains all over the floor in the bathroom if you could clean those up too that would be awesome
SHA-ZAM

 

by valuedan
2-07-07
Hey, a floating Christmas tree next to an ostrich! This is pretty wacky, huh guys?
SQUAK SQUAK I'M A BIRD
GOD DAMN IT

 

by valuedan
2-07-07
Why good evening madam can I take your coat?
no
HOLY SHIT GIVE ME YOUR COAT RIGHT NOW

 

by valuedan
2-07-07
okay i just selected random comic layout and guess what, it looks like someone offscreen with a really huge ass is farting at a little girl
the second panel implies that the guy is either farting over an extended period of time or he is farting at her twice
oh how about the fart can talk that would be pretty funny wouldn't it
FART

 

by valuedan
2-07-07
NUTSACK

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