All comics by vampire123

 

by vampire123
4-27-06
HEY DAVID, WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A PIG AND A CAT ?
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT DO YOU THINK CULTMAN
NOTHING THE ANSWER IS NOTHING, NOW I MUST BE GONE
THEN HE VANISHED

 

by vampire123
5-01-06
ONE DAY AT THE HOOVER DAM
WELCOME TO THE HOOVER DAM. THIS IS THE DAM WATER COOLER, STRAIGHT FROM THE DAM
THIS IS WHAT THE DAM LOOKS LIKE UNDERWATER, NOW DO YOU HAVE ANY DAM QUESTIONS?
YEAH, I JUST HAVE TO SAY THIS ONE THING. DAM IT

 

by vampire123
6-20-06
ME CHANG WONG, ME WANT TO FIGHT YOU
ME IS HIROASHY WANG FOOK
ME FIGHT YOU NOW.
ME MAGIC DEMON FIGHTER
NO WAY DUDE

 

ONBOARD THE TITANIC
I'M SCARED
DON'T WORRY, WE WILL GET A LIFEBOAT
by vampire123, 6-20-06

 

by vampire123
6-21-06
I AM COUNT DRACULA
YO I'M JOHNNY WHAT'S UP ?
YOUR BLOOD IS MINE
I DON'T THINK SO BECAUSE THE SUN IS COMING UP.

 

by vampire123
6-21-06
A NIGHT IN TERROR, A NIGHT OF HORROR AND MURDER.
YOU ARE EL DE GAY OH STUPID OH.
SHUT THY MOUTH OH DE SKELETON OH.
GAY GAY YOU ARE EL DE GAY, WHAT OUR THOUT DO WITH THAT AXE.
I SAID YOU SHOULD SHUT THEE MOUTH
SE WHAT IS CARRIIED OUT

 

by vampire123
6-21-06
DRAKE, HEY DRAKE, DRAKE!!!!!!
WHAT DO YOU WANT. AND STOP CALLING ME DRAKE. I'M COUNT DRACULA
YEAH AND I'M BRAM STOKER
THAT'S IT
BACK AT HIS HOUSE
WHAT AN ASSHOLE

 

by vampire123
6-21-06
ON THE SPACESHIP
HEY, I GOT THE NEW NUMBERS IN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
YOU MUST DIE
WAIT LETS TALK ABOUT THIS.
I CAN'T. DIE BITCH DIE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I KILLED HIM. WELL I'M THE NEW CAPTAIN NOW

 

by vampire123
6-21-06
DON'T SAY ANYTHING OR I 'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY.
I FARTED

 

by vampire123
6-21-06
EL VON DE YOUR BLOOD IS MINE
EL COUNT DRACULA THOU LET ME BE
BLOOD IS THEE WINE OF MY VAINS. YOUR BLOOD IS EL DE TASTY.
I HAVE AIDS

 

by vampire123
6-21-06
DID YOU SLEEP WITH THEE HER
YES I DID. WHAT ARE YOU GOING DO ABOUT IT.
MAN WHAT HAVE THEE DONE
I KNOW WHAT THEE TO DO

 

by vampire123
6-21-06
LET'S DO IT
OH YEAH
YEAH,YEAH,YEAH, OH YEAH, DO ME HARDER, HARDER
F..K YEAH, SHIT YOU ARE GOOD. DAMN. WAIT WHAT THE....
I'M AN ALIEN
I SEE THAT. WELL F..K IT. LETS DO IT AGAIN, YOU WERE GREAT

 

THIS IS WHAT TV'S WOULD SAY IF THEY STARED RIGHT AT EACH OTHER
HOLY SHIT, WHAT IS THIS HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by vampire123, 6-21-06

 

FROM THE CREATOR OF PIMP DADDY, CORPSE HOUSE AND PSYCHO BUNNY COMES THIS NEW KIND OF SKETCH COMEDY.....THE BAR
HEY FRANKY, WHY IS THERE BLIND WRITTING ON ATMS?
I DON'T KNOW. WHY DO YOU DRIVE ON A PARK WAY AND PARK ON A DRIVEWAY?
by vampire123, 6-21-06

 

by vampire123
6-21-06
ONCE UPON A TIME
ALL HELL
BROKE LOOSE

 

by vampire123
6-21-06
A TALE OF TWO CLOWNS
EL DE VON GRAD LOT TO CLOWN OH BE NAM OF SAL LUT
CHIK TOK EL VAN DEEE OH TAL LIT BEGRAS
FOOGHA MY CHAN AS THY CLOWN FOR THA GRAS
OPP SO DEEE VON SHLOOT CLOWN WASH WAY IN DE SA VONN LETS
KING KLODDS VON DEA BRAY SAL VON CLOWN WILL BE THY NOW OR THY NEVER
HAL TO THE A NEW CLOWN SOME DAY

 

A TALE OF TWO DEMONS
WE ART THY EL DEE EVIL BEWARE OF THEE WILL COME
WE ARE NEAR EVIL HIS HERE EL DE VON LUT SHLOOT EVIL IS HERE
by vampire123, 6-21-06

 

by vampire123
6-21-06
THEE SEQUEL
EL DAS VAAN DAGRAS SE TOO CLOWN OF BEST IN BAR
SE TOO DO OF BEST, BUT THOW NOW NOT TO BE MEEN
SHUT UP VAN DAS GRASS SHLOOT U STPI'D DUMB CLOWN VAN SHLOOT DE GRASS
EL FUK U EL DE VAN GRAS.
ME SORRY VAN SHLOOT
BULL SHIT

 

by vampire123
6-21-06
WHAT'S UP
DUDE WE ARE SPEAKING ENGLISH
DUDE SO COOL MAN
YEAH SO COOL
WAIT IF WE STAY IN AMERICA, OUR COMIC TITLE WON'T MEAN ANYTHING
LETS GO BACK TO WHAT EVER COUNTRY WE CAME FROM AND THAT WE SPEAK LIKE WE USED TO

 

by vampire123
6-21-06
AT THE GRAVEYARD
WELL I KNEW PSYCHO BUNNY WOULD DIE SOONER OR LATER
I'M BACK BITCH

 

by vampire123
6-21-06
VAAN DE OSS SHUT OF THY DON ASSHOLE IS THEEEE CLOWN OH
CHICK VAAN DOON LES ESPA HYN
CHE CHE VAN DON EL TEBEAT THEE
SHLOOT SHLOOT OF THEEE CLOWN THY REST UPON THEEES EVIL GRAS
YOU SICK FREAKO EL DE ASS HOLE U ARE THO
SHUT UP

 

WHAT THE F**K
THIS IS THE FIRST DATE I'VE BEEN ON IN TWO YEARS
by vampire123, 6-22-06

 

WHAT THE F**K
LETS GET IT ON
by vampire123, 6-22-06

 

GREAT, IM STUK ON AN ISLAND WITH BUSH. WHAT THE F**K
I'M FROM TEXAS
by vampire123, 6-22-06

 

by vampire123
6-22-06
POETRY READINGS
I AM SMALL, THE SUN SHINES BRIGHT, DRUGS ARE BAD BUT I'M HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
WHAT THE F**K KIND OF POETRY IS THIS
I DON'T KNOW BUT HE F**KING SUCKS
I'M BUSH

 

FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
BRING IT ON BITCH
LETS GO MOTHER F**KER
by vampire123, 6-22-06

 

by vampire123
6-22-06
HI, I'M VAMPIRE123, I LOVE MAKING COMICS THEY ARE SO COOL. IF SOME OF YOU READ MY COMICS WITH THE WIERD SPEAKING (LIKE THE TWO CLOWNS) IT DOES NOT MEAN ANYTHING IT IS JUST FOR LAUGHS. IF SOME OF YOU
HAVE READ MY PIMP DADDY COMICS IN THE PAST AND LIKED THEM. I'M BRINGING BACK PIMP DADDY PRETTY SOON. AND CHECK OUT MY NEW COMIC (WTF). P.S. MY FAVORITE COMICS TO READ ARE THE CUP OF COFFE IN THE
MORNING COMICS BY INJOKESTER. THEY KICK ASS

 

by vampire123
6-22-06
HELP ME HELP ME
DON'T WORRY I KILLED HIM. HE IS DEAD NOW
THANK YOU, YOU SAVED MY LIFE
YEAH, YEAH. WANNA F**K

 

ONE DAY AT THE RED LIGHT DISTRICT BAR
SO BABY, YOU MAKIN ANY MONEY FOR ME TODAY
WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR? I'M TRY'IN HERE WHY DON'T YOU PRAY IN ONE HAND AND SHIT IN THE OTHER, AND SEE HOW MUCH I'VE MADE
by vampire123, 6-22-06

 

DE VAAN YOU SUCK EL ASSHOLE, YOU REALLY EL DEE VANN GRAS REALLY SUCK OH
YOU ELL A FAGIT OH SUCK EL DEE ASSHOLE. SO SHUT UP ASS CLOWN
by vampire123, 6-22-06

 

by vampire123
6-22-06
THE GODFATHER
I AM THE LEADER OF THE MAFIA
YOU ARE GAY
WHAT!! THAT'S IT. BOYS PUT HIM IN A WHITE T-SHIRT STICK HIS HAIR UP, PUT IN CEMENT AND DUMP HIM IN THE OCEAN
DINNER!!!!!!!!

 

by vampire123
6-22-06
CHING CHANG, ME KONG FU YU JACKASS FUK U WE RULE DEE SCHOOL
SHANG WANG KONG
BOMBS KONG WANG CHUNG
KUNG FU HUSTLE
KUNG POW
KROWCHING TIGER HIDDEN DRAGON

 

by vampire123
6-22-06
SO YOU WANT TO GO IN THE TENT AND DO IT
BANG!!!! BANG!!!! BANG!!!!
OH YEAH OH YEAH OH YEAH, DO ME HARDER, HARDER!!!!!!
OH YEAH

 

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY COMICS. EMAIL ME AT cultman90@yahoo.com
by vampire123, 6-22-06

 

by vampire123
6-23-06
don't yell at me
your nothing, you are a stupid idiot
F**K YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by vampire123
6-23-06
OH YEAH GRANDMA'S GOING TO LIKE THIS FOR HER 80TH BIRTHDAY
GRANDPA WERE HERE. GRANDPA
HE MAY BE IN THE BEDROOM
OH MY, GRANDPA ARE YOU A BIKER
YES THAT'S IT, CAN YOU GO GET YOUR GRANDMA FOR ME.

 

by vampire123
6-23-06
ONE DAY IN HELL
BRING IT ON BITCH
LETS GO MOTHER F**KER
OH YEAH
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

 

by vampire123
6-23-06
LEAVE ME ALONE OR YOU AND THE OTHER HALF OF THIS BENCH WILL GO UP IN FLAMES
YEAH RIGHT. YOU ARE A STUPID MOTHER F**KER, YOU KNOW THAT
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
STUPID ASS

 

by vampire123
6-23-06
FREEZE. DON'T SAY A WORD
ARE YOU A KANGAROO

 

by vampire123
6-24-06
THAT BITCH. SHE WILL PAY

 

by vampire123
6-24-06
HEY MR. SNOWMAN TALK. I KNOW YOU GUYS TALK. SO TALK
I AIN'T MOVIN UNTIL YOU TALK
TWO DAYS LATER
YES, I DID IT

 

PASS THAT SHIT, HURRY UP
by vampire123, 6-24-06

 

Sir, have you been drinking today
And nothing but
by vampire123, 6-24-06

 

by vampire123
6-25-06
I GOT KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL TODAY.
BECAUSE MY SCHOOL PRINCIPAL WAS TELLING ME HOW BAD GOTH MUSIC IS AND HOW IT IS DESTROYING THE WORLD, AND HE SAYS TO ME WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF
I SAID, WELL I'M GOING TO TAKE THE 1ST AMENDMENT(FREEDOM OF SPEECH), AND I SAID FUCK YOU

 

by vampire123
6-25-06
I WENT TO SEE MY THERAPIST TODAY, WELL I LIKE TO CALL HIM THE' RAPIST
AND HE TOLD ME I NEED HELP
I LOOK OVER AT HIS DESK AND I SEE A PICTURE OF A GIRL. AND I SAID, IS THIS YOUR DAUGHTER. AND HE SAYS NO THAT'S MY SON.

 

by vampire123
6-25-06
MY MOM IS DATING A HORSEMAN TRAINER
AND I ASKED HIM THIS
WHY DO YOU DEAL WITH HOR SEMAN EVERYDAY, GET IT

 

by vampire123
6-26-06
I GOT FIRED TODAY
BECAUSE MY BOSS CAUGHT ME BANGING HIS DAUGHTER, AND HIS WIFE
AND HER SISTER

 

by vampire123
6-26-06
I GOT CAUGHT BEATING OFF BY MY DAD
SO, HE BROUGHT ME SOME KY
AND HIS PLAYBOYS

 

by vampire123
6-26-06
I WAS WATCHING GIRLS GONE WILD
AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE BETTER
GOTHIC GIRLS GONE WILD

 

by vampire123
6-26-06
I WAS WATCHING ONE OF THOSE CHUCKY MOVIES YESTERDAY
AND DUDE COME ON
HE'S A FUCKING DOLL

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