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Butch had to admit that the new intern didn't have a great personality or have a lot to say, but he brought a heck of a portfolio with him...
by webspider, 2-08-07

 

Butch might not be an expert in Human Resources, but something told him that someone messed up the placement on this guy...
" But I'm no good at sales! People see right through me! "
by webspider, 3-18-07

 

Butch could never abide people who came to interviews unprepared...
" Um, no, I don't have life insurance... why do you ask? "
by webspider, 3-18-07

 

When it came to selecting interns, resumes and references were important, but so was creativity and ambition...
Hmm.. can she even remove blood stains from the conference room carpet?
"..and if I'm selected as the Marketing intern, I could make all your wishes come true!"
by webspider, 3-18-07

 

Butch didn't mind babysitting for some of the single moms at the office - at heart, he loved kids too...
* gulp *
Here's another good recipe... er, story...
by webspider, 3-18-07

 

Butch (always the hard worker) had built up a lot of vacation time. Now he had to find a tactful way to ask the Boss if he could take some time off...
Um... Boss, you might want to reconsider Butch's vacation request...
by webspider, 3-28-07

 

Butch was in trouble now. This wasn't like the last time he spilled a glass of "red wine" on the boardroom carpet during a "private meeting"...
by webspider, 3-28-07

 

Butch had a favourite motto: Don't Touch Means Don't Touch -- OR Else!
Man! You should see what I did to Butch's data. But that big oaf will never figure out it was me...
by webspider, 3-28-07

 

Still a little nervous about being sent to the basement alone, Butch was always fearful that someone was going to try to rub him out...
by webspider, 3-29-07

 

Although he wasn't into guns, Butch considered himself an avid hunter and especially enjoyed Duck Season...
by webspider, 3-29-07

 

Although some were clumsy and their methods were a bit crude, Butch found a few of the office interns assigned to him had much promise...
Um.. Mr. Butch, I made another accident...
by webspider, 4-01-07

 

Ah, Interns... Always losing and misplacing things. They'd lose their heads if they weren't attached...
Um... I don't get it. I know I left it right here. Where could it have gotten to?
by webspider, 4-01-07

 

It was getting to the point where Butch's reputation was preceeding him. Wasn't everyone grumpy before they had their morning coffee...
by webspider, 4-01-07

 

Butch was beginning to have second thoughts about his choice of a motivational speaker for this week's professional development session...
by webspider, 4-01-07

 

Well, at least Butch was honest when the Boss asked him about the whereabouts of "Johnson"... He said something about going fishing...
by webspider, 4-01-07

 

It was part of human nature. In a blackout situation, there were always going to be those who would try to take advantage of you under cover of darkness...
by webspider, 4-01-07

 

Seeing how the mailman was glaring at Jones for his oversized bundles, Butch thought maybe he'd save a lot of trouble and just call FedEx...
by webspider, 4-01-07

 

Sure, she looked harmless, but then Butch spotted her cane and a flood of memories crashed down on him... of that day... and how he still walked with a bit of a limp...
by webspider, 4-01-07

 

Obviously, Butch's new cubicle neighbour had never heard the story about the little piggy that built his house out of sticks...
by webspider, 4-01-07

 

April Fool !
"Rescue One to Base. The fire's out -- and there was no axe wielding freak in the building. It was just me... Sorry if I scared anyone..."
by webspider, 4-01-07

 

Butch hated the company's annual mandatory medical examinations...
Hey Doc! He doesn't appear to have a mouth --- and I'm definitely not trying the other approach !
by webspider, 4-01-07

 

This customer must really like Butch... 52 extension changes and they still keep calling... It was nice to feel wanted...
*Message # 254* Mr. Butch? I've been trying to get hold of you for 3 months now. We really have to talk with you about one of your products...
by webspider, 4-02-07

 

Butch knew that he should have gone with the Goldfish...
* SQUAWK ! Butch put down the Axe! Put down the Axe!!! AWWWCKKK! *
by webspider, 4-03-07

 

It was strange how the Boss was always a step ahead of him... Butch almost suspected that someone put a bug in his cubicle...
by webspider, 4-03-07

 

Butch had almost forgotten how peaceful it could be way up here on the rooftop -- the warm of the sun, the wind in his face, the look in George's eyes as he fell 38 stories to a bloody death...
by webspider, 4-03-07

 

Another reason why Butch hated taking vacations... somebody was always messing with your stuff while you were away...
Hmm. That IS strange. Until we moved your cubicle to paint the office, we didn't know there was a storage room hidden behind it...
by webspider, 4-10-07

 

Butch was really starting to get sick and tired of the bull that he had to put up with at the office...
Outta my way, Freak! Whatta you lookin at??
by webspider, 4-10-07

 

It was apparent to Butch that it was time to get the payroll department to set him up with direct deposit... These trips to the bank on payday were murder if he forgot his I.D...
by webspider, 4-10-07

 

Butch wondered what ever happened to good customer service... These food delivery guys would do anything to avoid giving the customer a break...
Dude -- That 30 minute delivery rule only counts when you don't shut down the elevators, shut off the lights, and put beartraps on the stairs...
by webspider, 4-10-07

 

Butch takes a moment to remember fallen cartoonist Johnny Hart of BC and Wizard of ID fame -- by burning a rubber tire in the boss' office at midnight...
by webspider, 4-11-07

 

Mother always told Butch that television was evil. She'd warned him that watching too much of it would someday warp his mind...
* Today on Jerry Springer --- Uncle Stash Shot the Easter Bunny ! *
by webspider, 4-11-07

 

Butch found there were some "minor" testing issues, but overall, he was sure that he could make G.I. Psycho leap off the shelves by Xmas...
by webspider, 4-11-07

 

Butch was glad that the office was soon going smoke-free -- Some people around here were taking this smoker's rights nonsense a little too far...
by webspider, 4-11-07

 

Butch couldn't quite figure out if it was real or a figment of his imagination... Either way, it was starting to give him the creeps...
by webspider, 4-11-07

 

Ah, another loving and encouraging email to Butch from Mother...
* You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a--*
by webspider, 4-12-07

 

Butch was beginning to wonder if it was time to increase the valium level in the water cooler...
It's all part of the great conspiracy -- They try to get into your head --- and once they're in -- they siphon off your secrets -- and then they take them -- and then --- and then...
by webspider, 4-12-07

 

Butch found that uppity computer tech was much more friendly after the experiment involving the staircase, the 21 inch monitor, the technician's head and little bit of gravity...
Yessir -- Mr. Butch! Is there ANYTHING we can help you with? --- Oh yes, we're all about service down here --- and I really don't want to get you angry --- or anything --- again....
by webspider, 4-12-07

 

Butch found these middle manager types were all the same... They were always flying into the office and spreading their crap...
by webspider, 4-15-07

 

Well, Butch could tell him, but then there'd be questions, the police... Better to just enjoy the mystery...
Hey Butch! These are pretty good burgers. What did you say is your secret ingredient?
by webspider, 4-15-07

 

Butch found himself in one of those awkward moments - he should have known that it was time to sharpen his knife... What a terrible first impression this was going to leave...
by webspider, 7-17-07

 

Butch couldn't put his finger on it, but there was something awful familiar about his new cubical roomie...
by webspider, 7-17-07

 

Butch knew that the Boss was really pleased with his new look, but something about those new eyes in the back of his head gave Butch the creeps...
by webspider, 7-17-07

 

Aww nuts. Butch made the mistake of walking into the cube hallway just as Bill was about to tell that story again about how he lost his hand in a black hole...
by webspider, 7-17-07

 

...let's just call it a hunch.
No Sir, Mr. Butch.. We don't be keepin' any pirated software down here. What be givin you such a crazy notion ???
by webspider, 7-17-07

 

Butch was starting to get a weird feeling that the new guy was gunning for his job.
by webspider, 7-19-07

 

Butch knew that he'd met this guy before. He was either George Burns or the Glad Man...
Why not Jerry Garcia?
by webspider, 7-19-07

 

Butch found the new conditioning process was a bit time consuming. He couldn't help but feel that there was a better way to brainwash a client...
by webspider, 8-26-07

 

While waiting for the meeting to start, Butch read a few pages from his new book: How to win friends, influence people, steal their corporate ideas and bury the evidence...
by webspider, 8-26-07

 

Now that Butch had a chance to think about it, that new logo was missing something...
Now that you mention it, the new logo does sorta look like a giant lowercase T...
by webspider, 8-26-07

 

Although Butch liked the direction she was going in, he had a sinking feeling that the boss wasn't going to agree with this branding exercise...
by webspider, 8-26-07

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