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by wenisinfurs
10-24-01
I would just like to say that I have it on good authoritied from the United Nations as well as our allies that the young asian girl in that last comic is in fact still a virgin....
One simply can not get pregnant through oral sex....
thank you! And god save the queen!

 

by wenisinfurs
10-24-01

 

by wenisinfurs
10-24-01
Don't let people's opinions get you down TOBOR. They're always going to see you the way they want to...
BAR! CORNHOLE!
You have to look at the robot in the mirror and find the inner TOBOR for yourself.
SHASH! MANRAPE!
???
MARR! TOBOR REALLY SENSITIVE LITTLE GIRL!

 

by wenisinfurs
10-24-01
I reckon that there wrasslin is fake what with the rollin and the jumpin and what not!
makes a fella wish we could go back in time when sports was sports....
Come here chicken noodle! I'm a gonna ride you!
Holy Flamin Rick Flair! Someone save me!

 

by wenisinfurs
10-30-01
Hi! I'm CHICKEN NOODLE! I ran away from the farmer cause he was going to sodomize me....
MAR! I AM TOBOR!
Nice to meet you TOBOR. What is there fun to do here.....
UM.... OH.... YOU KNOW.....
Do you have any coffee?
YES! COFFEE! TOBOR HAVE MUCH COFFEE!

 

by wenisinfurs
10-31-01
Yo Clango, Why am I so thirsty today?
When I drank so much last night?

 

by wenisinfurs
10-31-01
TRICK OR TREAT!
What an interesting costume....
I'm Innocence In The Face Of War!
was it something I said?

 

by wenisinfurs
10-31-01
TO or BOR!
Don't you mean trick or treat?
TOBOR KNOW HOW TO TREAT A TRICK!
Ouch! That was painfully obvious...
I'm actually embarassed.

 

by wenisinfurs
11-01-01
FEEL IT CAT BIBBIDY BOBBIDY BOO!
LIVE BABY LIVE!
FIDDILY FIDDLY DEE!
SMOKIN CAT SMOKIN
WHAM BAM BOOGIE
o.k., now you've gone to far.... I need a drink.

 

by wenisinfurs
11-01-01
I sure do miss the free corn at the Farm.....
TOBOR ..... LIKE.....CORN....... OH.........
Yeah! There's alot of good things about corn.
must resist the urge.....

 

by wenisinfurs
11-02-01
hee hee....
heh!
Urm... hee hee
gulp!
So, um .. your a girl?
Why must boys be so daft?

 

by wenisinfurs
11-05-01
I need this like I need a hole in the head....

 

by wenisinfurs
11-06-01
I can't wait for the ACADEMY AWARDS!
Me neither, but i've always wondered, why does the statue holds a shovel?
That's for all the CRAP Hollywood puts out every year!
HAR!
Except any movie with RUSSELL CROWE....
oh, natch!

 

by wenisinfurs
11-07-01
It's over! You bore me!
I need adventure! I need excitement!
You want excitement? try dragging a brush through your fuckin' hair!

 

by wenisinfurs
11-07-01
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT... WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT!
So, tell me what you want, what you really really want!
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT , WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT!
So, tell me what you want , what you really really want!
CORNHOLE!
Zig a zig ah!

 

by wenisinfurs
11-08-01
A simple shake for breakfast....
a simple shake for lunch....
and a steaming pile of human waste for dinner!

 

by wenisinfurs
11-08-01
I love fucking the farmer. Sometimes when he comes out with his overalls on I just think....
"Yeah baby, why don't you just whip that corn cob out and let me gobble gobble all on it"....
Yuck! I can't believe you said that...
I'm sorry. I know i'm sick. I'm twisted.
That's o.k., we can stil be friends.

 

by wenisinfurs
11-09-01
I thought you invited 6 to the party?
I did but 6 is too scared to come because you invited 7..
So,... why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
I'm ashamed I didn't see that coming....
hee hee hee!

 

by wenisinfurs
11-14-01
MAR! I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL!
IT REALLY MOVES MY SOUL!
Your a robot, you don't have a soul.
........That was harsh, bro!

 

by wenisinfurs
11-15-01
It says on your resume you have a MBT. What is that?
Masters In Bridal Technology

 

by wenisinfurs
11-21-01
Son?
Daddy?!
Son?
Daddy?!
Son?
Mommy?!

 

by wenisinfurs
11-26-01
Yo Momma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out!
ouch...

 

by wenisinfurs
11-26-01
Yo momma must have fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down...
harsh...

 

by wenisinfurs
11-27-01
Why aren't you going to wear any panties on the plane again?
In case we crash, everyone knows the first thing they look for is the black box.

 

by wenisinfurs
11-28-01
We changed the spelling when we came over from the old country...
I see...

 

by wenisinfurs
11-29-01
Once again I'm left holding the baby!

 

by wenisinfurs
11-30-01
hmmm....
blah blah blah....
blah blah blah....
blah blah blah...
I am out of here! This party is lame. Call me a cab...
Your a cab. Hee hee!

 

by wenisinfurs
12-03-01
So, you were saying, you and Superman were off to save the world when he took a leak where?
THE SUPER BOWL of course!

 

by wenisinfurs
12-04-01
got milk?

 

by wenisinfurs
12-04-01
got milk?

 

by wenisinfurs
12-04-01
How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I don't know, how many robots does it take to screw in a chicken?

 

by wenisinfurs
12-07-01
One Day...
Why so happy Matt?
Was out waxing my boat and a busty blonde wanted a cruise. So I took her out far, turned off the key and said SCREW OR SWIM... She couldn't swim so.. hee hee hee!
The Next Day...
Why so happy today Matt?
Waxing my boat again, Crabby and this time a busty redhead wanted a ride. So I took her out far, turned off the key and said SCREW OR SWIM. She couldn't swim either! Hee hee hee!
The Day After That!
Why so sad Matt?
Out waxing boat again, busty brunette comes up, want a ride.... take her out, turn off key, say SCREW OR SWIM? She whips out a big dick.... and I CAN'T SWIM!

 

by wenisinfurs
12-19-01
That's it! Cinderella is off the team!
But why?
She keeps running from the ball!
Hee hee hee!
Let's just stare out into space til they go away....
o.k.

 

by wenisinfurs
12-19-01
ANAL ROBOT SEX!
NEWBIE BASHING TEENS!
VULGAR EFASDFAS ERSAEF NONSENSE!
SHIT! HEE HEE!
Well, there goes the STRIPCREATOR PARADE.
Can't wait for next year!

 

by wenisinfurs
12-31-01
It's so cold out here I'm freezing my carrot!
My chilly asian disposision keps me warm, silly american snowglum!
SCREW YOU, THIS COUNTRY IS MARRIED TO THE TOBACCO INDUSTRY!
Wait til our computer technology takes over all your business, red butted american stinkstick!
Don't mess with TEXAS, misy, or you'll ge tthe horns!
I OWN Texas you silly western american slimmy!

 

by wenisinfurs
12-31-01
WHAT DO YA MEAN YOU DON'T REMEMBER KO KO BEE WARE!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T REMEMBER BEE BRIAN BLAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sigh.... I got to get into a new hobby....
what?

 

by wenisinfurs
1-02-02
I had the worst night last night....
I wanted to cry instead I asked myself WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?
and?
How should I know... I'M HINDU!
Har!

 

by wenisinfurs
1-02-02
Yeah! I'd really like to ask that JESUS what he would do!
maybe I can help you....
How?
HOLY MACARONI!
Hey gook! How's it hanging?

 

by wenisinfurs
1-08-02
Avarice....
Really, I've a Lexus!

 

by wenisinfurs
1-09-02
Hee! We really showed Her! My lame comic really slams all her comics!
Go dude go! My referencing it only makes it MORE SUPERIOR!
Well, it's because we have been masturbating using STRIPCREATOR longer than this weaslette!
Hell if we'll ever let a girl in our circle jerk!
Meanwhile...
So he goes, like WHATEVER and I am so FOR SHURE!
boys are cute... hee hee! I mean lame!

 

by wenisinfurs
1-09-02
knock knock!
who's there?
dexX
dexX who?
exactly.......

 

by wenisinfurs
1-09-02
knock knock!
who's there/
fpd
fpd who?
um....um..... fpd YO MOMMA! hee hee! I am so clever!

 

by wenisinfurs
1-11-02
I'm not a girl....
Not yet a woman!
Then what the fuck are you?!

 

by wenisinfurs
1-11-02
A donkey walks in...
you're a donkey...
A robot walks in...
you're a robot...
FUCK walks in...
I don't nwo what the hell you are? tither!

 

by wenisinfurs
1-11-02
FUCKITTY FUCK FUCK FUCK!
you rang?

 

by wenisinfurs
1-15-02
A donkey walks in a bar....
You're a donkey...
a robot walks in a bar.....
you're a robot...
DH-01 walks in a bar.....
I don't know what the hell you are? tither!

 

by wenisinfurs
1-15-02
You're a cigarette!
I am nothing like a cigarette!
You're a cigarette!
I am not anything like a cigarette!
bitch....

 

by wenisinfurs
1-16-02
How many boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Oh, like we could ever get them to lift a finger around the house!
Hee hee! That was funny...
Yes, I think we will get along very well.
bitch!
bitch!

 

by wenisinfurs
1-16-02
Oh yeah!? Well I 'm going to go to your house and build a snowman....
and I'm going to put him in your bed.....
and he is going to wet your bed!
I don't need a snowman for that!

 

by wenisinfurs
1-17-02
HELP! HELP!
What's the matter?
I can't find my penis?
Well, where is the last place you remember seeing it?
Up DexX's ass!
A girl would never make reference to sodomy. I should know, I've been sodomized enough times!

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