All comics by withthelightsout

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What The hell Happened in here!
A couple Zombies got in so I cut em up
Well were are the body parts?
I through most of them out but Josh stole the heads and hands for some reason?

 

Give Me all your Money Or I blow your Fucking brains out
I dont have any money, I only have about a hundred naked pictures of Hilary Clinton. Wanna See?
Half Hour Later
...And Then he shot himself in the face, I dont understand it

 

Welcome to hell Bitch! I'm gonna make sure this is an expeirience you will regret
dude... your balls are hanging out
Thats right heh heh heh now drop em and spread em bitch

 

So How did you die?
I was hit by a bus
What a pussy way to die
How did you die?
I choked on a Cheeto

 

It seems that whole zombie invasion thing got old really quickly huh
Oh yeah definatly boring
So what are we gonna make jokes about now if not lame unfunny zombie jokes?
Ah, Touche
Theres always muslims and the chinese

 

To pass you must answer my question
Okay shoot
What the hell is up with all these weight loss infomercials seriously?

 

Good Morning Sir Im a Jehovahs witness spreading the good news about Jesus Christ
I've already found Jesus
Really?
Yeah he was behind the couch this whole time

 

Dude I'm so bored, Its like theres nothing left to do on the internet anymore?
You could always make a comic strip on that website, www.stripcreator.com
What kind of a sad pathetic loser would actually waste time making comics on there?

 

Dude you wanna go see "The House Bunny" tonight?
I already watched it on the internet. Ya know I've been waiting to see Anna Faris nude since scary movie one and now shes in a movie where she plays a playboy bunny and theres not even partial nudity
Seems kinda ridculous huh?
Not really, Thats the american way. Dangle hope and then just take it away leaving young men with misplaced woodies everywhere.

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK!
Thanks
So how does it feel now that you can legally drink do drugs and murder Prostitutes
Josh its not legal to do drugs and murder prostitutes
Really? Hold this bag till I get back I got some stuff I gotta do

 

It has been infered that Cherry Bomb is a tactless strip
A comic that goes to far and is just all around offensive to the american people!
Well heres the truth. Withthelightsout is apathetic and has no morals so Fuck U AMERICA! Fuck U...and fuck canada too

 

Hey Whats the difference between Three hookers and a lambourghini?
I dont know
I heard it at work and stole it lol
I dont have a lambourghini buried in my back yard

 

Way to go dipshit, Kill The driver crash the car and get us stranded in the dessert.
How come we dont do religious jokes anymore? Only sex and violence
Your changing the subject
Seriously
If your gonna be asking stupid questions we could ask how you get away with multiple murders and none of your friends seem to think theres a problem?

 

Good Morning sir Im here to tell you about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter day saints
What makes you think Im interested?
SIr this is your eternal soul were talking here! If God came to right now and said to you "REPENT SINNER!" what would you say to him?
...Yeah, thats mature

 

So its only been one strip and polss say that sign gag is getting old
Already?
Yep looks like people cant seem to find a purpose for it says it distracts from the rest of the strip
Jack?...Jack Haven't you got anything to say... Jack

 

Excuse me Sir Do you have any spare change?
You Should be ashamed of yourself begging on the street for money like some deranged hobo, Why dont you get a Job?
Why do you gotta be like that man?
I didn't get enough love as a child

 

Aaaah Johnson I thought I'd Find you in here
Listen Sir if this is about the miniature meth lab in my cubical I can explain
Im sorry Johnson you know the rules. If your making drugs at work I get 10% profit.

 

Hey Virgil, hows it going?
WHo the hell are you how do you know my name?
Im Satan, alot about me got muddled up in the translation ya know
Well at least they got the horns right

 

The financial report is late Benjamin
I know Im sorry, I just got real busy at the last moment
Well you know what I have to do
I apologize for the racial slur... I have black friends.
No more watermelon and grape soda in the break room

 

Hello I am Virgil, Angel of Death and Herald of the lord allmighty.
Hello I am Virgil, Angel of Death and Herald of the lord allmighty.
Hello I am Virgil, Angel of Death and Herald of the lord allmighty.

 

Have you been sneaking into my cubicle when I go to the bathroom and stealing my snickers bar Ernest?
Thats ridiculous I would never do that
On Johnsons way back from the bathroom the next day
Not taking any chances on my snickers now that I brought my pitbull to work
I knew you couldn't be trusted
I killed your dog with a stapler

 

Do you feel any regret about killing Jonhsons dog Ernest?
Not Really
Im more upset about the fact that my membership to Lots O Porn.com has been disconnected by the new firewall here
Your a sick sick man Ernest
Now I have to go back to masturbating photocopies of my own butt

 

Oh Shit its the boss. Be cool
So Ernest I've had some complaints about you being high at work?
Thats ridiculous sir. I dont do drugs thats totally irresponsible esspecially for a man such as I who works for such an esteemed company
Good. I have total faith in your honesty you have a great day Ernest
You too sir

 

by withthelightsout
10-02-08
You see the problem with the internet is that there is so much to do that it becomes nothing to do
Im not sure I understand your logic?
Its like a spedometer, when the number reaches 9 it flips back to zero. In a way the internet has flipped back to zero
Did you notice we didn't have a background this whole time?

 

Chun Li Defeats RYU Forever
RIght in the ball mutha fucka
by withthelightsout, 10-02-08

 

by withthelightsout
10-02-08
Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer
Sometimes I get the feeling that shes watching over me.
Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer
We'll Carry on We'll Carry on and though your dead and gone believe me
Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer
Your Memory will carry on

 

You dont look like yourself man? Whats up?
My mom said shes coming over so I had to get all cleaned up
You look like High School Musical Threw up on you

 

You dont look like yourself man? Whats up?
My mom said shes coming over so I had to get all cleaned up
You look like High School Musical Threw up on you

 

Ernest gets his first erection of the day
This is odd?
So I'm like cut me off will ya, and I slam into her bumper, and the baby on board sign goes flying off ....
by withthelightsout, 3-17-09

 

I ate a whole box of croutons, just because thats all we had
yeah, I ate a bag of dry spagetti.
You still hungry?
Fuck Yeah lets hit a Mcdonalds on the way home

 

Hey dude whats up?
Playing the Dark Knight video game.
Ya know I always thought it was wierd that Batman had a lisp in that movie.
Its cause his teeth ain't straight, he's gotta wear the Bat Retainer.

 

So I'm chillin at the courts with my homies and some busta comes and gets all up in my face, So I capped that fool, Cause I'm a cold motherfucka
Ya dig it G?
Dude.......Thats racist.

 

Sir, I've been working here for three and a half years.
Yes you have, Your a valuable employee Ernest
Thank you sir, But I do have one question?
Ernest if this is about a raise nows not really a good time.
Um, No not about a raise, I was just wondering, what does our company...... do?

 

Not a clue.
You've been here three years and don't know what your job is?
What do you do all day?
Really? Nothing, I usually just wander around with a folder under my arm or surf the web in my cubicle.
I think your management material Ernest.

 

Josh needs to pay his rent man. I'm getting sick of covering for him. If he doesn't pay next month he's out of here.
He said something about having a new job and working from home earlier, He's been in his room all day. Shh! Here he comes.
Where do you keep the bactine?

 

by withthelightsout
12-04-10
Matt I've noticed a lapse in my relgious principles lately.
Yeah, and I haven't killed anyone in awhile.
Whats happening to us man?
I'm not sure but I'm inclined to blame the liberal media.

 

by withthelightsout
12-04-10
Josh I didnt know you where back in town! Its good to see you again.
I cant stay long I just need a place to lay low for a few weeks till the heat blows over.
I miss our chats

 

by withthelightsout
12-04-10
WELCOME TO DIMPLE BURGER CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER
Can I please have a double cheese burger and small fries and a diet coke.
WELCOME TO DIMPLE BURGER CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER
Apparently speaking english isn't a requirement to work in a monolingual restaurant in Michigan
WELCOME TO DIMPLE BURGER CAN I TAK E YOUR ORDER
...I'm gonna go home and cook. Who knew immigration would be the solution to obesity in america.

 

by withthelightsout
12-04-10
Dude wheres my diet coke?
No man I drank it.
In some countries stealing is punishable by death.
In this country its punished by hard gas! Wooh! You smell that?

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