All comics by xxxenon

 

by xxxenon
11-11-04
A burning bush and a Old English saying...Son of a gun war general.
In rememberance of the Confederacy and Robert E Lee lets keep the faith,free the brave and end all this slavery.
A stone wall built to secure the fort,a viking ship in every port,A watch tower to protect the gate.Castle Hill our Armored state.

 

by xxxenon
11-11-04
Red flags Flying and a choir singing. You are me and I am you the unnamed host.I am your servant Boo The Holy Ghost.
Caucasion Association For Social,Political and Economic Respect.
Total recall our President Elect.

 

by xxxenon
11-11-04
Thanks Onza.
Welcome Home.
I gave Eve a race for her money.
It's Miller Time.
We are going Platinum.
Thats a Rap !

 

by xxxenon
11-13-04
I gave somebody a pet rock and they made fun of me.
Why are you crying?
They gave me a huge boulder from outside.
Remember the Rock Of Gibralta,inside the rock is a fabulas cave called St.Michaels.The surface of the rock belongs to the Barbary monkeys.
I will grant you one wish.
Kid Rocks !

 

by xxxenon
11-13-04
Pecking Order
A Pheasant just what I looking for.
Go ahead shoot a poor old jail bird.
Bye Bye Birdie.
Peckerwoods is right behind me.
Where did he go?
BIRD'S EYE

 

by xxxenon
11-13-04
This was suppose to be a routine hunting trip.
How am I going to explain this to Lodge#22 ?
U.F.O

 

by xxxenon
11-14-04
There has been a invasion in our National Security System , in the highest degree !
C.I.A has informed the media,the President has been abducted.
President Of The United Mice Of America...Peter Barnes
Marshall,what do you suppose we do?
Woodrow,What do I look like the 33 degree of the Scottish Rite?

 

by xxxenon
11-14-04
American Smoke Out
Mission Accomlished
This is almost as good as the Havanna Cigar Club.
Via Satelite
Roswell
You represent a country under the domination of a higher intelligence.
9/11/01 Quote
''We will make no distinction betwwen the terrorists who comitted these acts and those who harbor them.''

 

by xxxenon
11-15-04
I let someone take pornographic pictures of me.
Why are you crying?
We are not together anymore and it has left me in a compromising position.
Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton are perfect examples of how sex tape scandals make for great publicity stunts.
I will grant you one wish.
Read my lips !

 

by xxxenon
11-15-04
Mr. President,I am here to make your stay as pleasant as possible.
Is this a dream?
It is whatever your imagination allows it to be.
I am starting to get aroused.
Your command is my wish.
Reverse Psychology !

 

by xxxenon
11-15-04
I am the result of a brilliant Silversmith.
Today is a Holy Day.
Roman God Of Underworld
PLUTOCRACY
The original book The Wizard Of Oz published in 1900 The slippers were not ruby they were silver.
What your saying is that the Tin man represents Tax Id Number and oil is our nations wealth.
Silver Tongued !

 

by xxxenon
11-15-04
Real Deal
Chef Boy R.D taking orders for our Thanksgiving dinner menu.
This must be a Lincoln continental breakfast.
Our selection is Filet Mignon,Cornish Game Hen and Duck.
As I recall,Chief Massasoit and his Wampagnoags brought Five deer for the feast.
That is not one of our choices.
Mother Goose says Venison !

 

by xxxenon
11-15-04
It is my understanding that you like to read.
Can you read my mind ?
The dessert selection is Cherry Pie,Cream Puffs,and Vanilla Pudding.
As I recall Wild Plums and Wine are part of the Traditional Feast.
That is not one of our choices.
Grrrrrrape Ape !

 

by xxxenon
11-16-04
Thesis:A Formal paper incorperating original research
Did I pass the test?
With Flying Colors.
One presented by a candidate for a degree...Webster's Dictionary
Did you enjoy my Thesis?
Heaven in Art who Father our God...Amen
Freemason
Where are you going?
I have a date with the Dumb Bells.

 

by xxxenon
11-16-04
The ancient Roman God Of War
Who are you?
My name is Mars.
I am here to inspect the ventilation system.
The air is fresh in here.
Curious George,what is your Ionic counter reading?
Bite The Dust !

 

by xxxenon
11-16-04
I didn't know you were our Paper boy.
I just started delivering the Globe.
I dont read the news paper.
We are the news.
Do you need a hand?
Globetrotters For Life !

 

by xxxenon
11-16-04
Continue your comic strips because all the times are on there.Your not working at the strip club when you said you were working.
Put this guy out of his misery.
You will be arrested ! You and your boyfriend.
On what grounds,harassment ?
You dumbshit ! Your not that bright.
Alcoholics Anonymous Poster Boy !

 

by xxxenon
11-17-04
The hybrid blood line must remain corrupted,it is a signature of our ancient ancesters and is the primal force that fuels us.
We will survive the genetic fusion caused by the interbreeding of humans with Inter-Space entities.
Is the Reptilian ready for human contact?
The micro-chip has been positioned into place.
Last night I had sex with an Alien.
That is illegial !

 

by xxxenon
11-18-04
I am trying to find myself.
Why are you lost?
I feel like my 5 sences of reality are being manipulated.
You are expierancing a low vibrational code,a conditioned reality that you are programmed to accept.
How did you get so smart?
I have ADD !

 

by xxxenon
11-20-04
My foster brother made sexual advances toward me.
Why are you crying?
I dont like it ! it makes me uncomfortable Gross.
The service your biological parents did for the State was without a doubt a disservice to you.Service to Mankind will allow you to heal.
I will grant you one wish.
Secret Service !

 

by xxxenon
11-20-04

 

by xxxenon
11-20-04
Were you born with a Silver Spoon in your mouth?
Gold and Silver is the money of Sovereigns.
What about paper money FRNs?
Gold and Silver are substance,signifying absolute ownership and rights to property.
New World Order?
Multi Level Marketing !

 

by xxxenon
11-20-04
Literature is the key to a Nations success.
Cliterature
Our classic book selection from the library include,The Devil And Daniel Webster,Moby Dick,and Grapes of Wrath.
What about Hollywood Wives by Jackie Collins?
That is not one of our choices.
This is reality T.V make it happen !

 

by xxxenon
11-21-04
Dennis on his Quest for truth
Where am I?
This is a Buddest Monastery in the Himalayas.What is your plight?
Wow,this is some really good weed.
Mind altering drugs are not permitted on this mountain,this is a place of solace and prayer.
Do you have any beers?
Cognizant Brain Power !

 

by xxxenon
11-25-04

 

by xxxenon
11-25-04
I feel so Lost.
Lost is a state of mind.
I wish I was somewhere else.
Your already there.
Do you believe in GOD ?
WHO ?

 

by xxxenon
11-26-04
Gidget
Moon Doggie
What are you doing here?
Environmental Protection Agency has sent me here to clean up the place.
Safty is #1
This is like beach blanket bingo !

 

by xxxenon
11-26-04
Where is the house Mom?
We dont have one.
Who takes care of these girls?
I do.
Where are you from?
The Middle East !

 

by xxxenon
11-26-04
This place needs to be Overhauled.
A Clean Sweep.
EXHIBIT THE TRUTH.
PIMP MY RIDE.
I will call on reinforcement.
Broom stick at your service !

 

by xxxenon
11-26-04
Mighty Mouse Marshall.
I am here to save the day.
Supreme Mother Council.
The girls are our first priority.
Security check.
Sushi Samurai !

 

by xxxenon
12-04-04
Wise Guys
Do you have the transponder?
Deliver us from evil.
Will this access the gates?
Security Clearance.
4:20 AM
Sing me a Ballot.
PROPOSITION 215 !

 

by xxxenon
12-04-04
Where is your Hall Pass ?
Since when are you the School Monitor?
8 Oz of marijuana in my pocket says So.
Fire It Up !
I have 6 mature plants at home.
I have 12 immature plants !

 

by xxxenon
12-04-04
I am street legal.
O.k hot rod,lets see if your electric wheelchair can beat my motor scooter.
Whoever wins rules these halls.
Lets play chicken.
Are you crazy?
Hall Of Fame !

 

by xxxenon
12-05-04
I beat the crip mobile in a drag race.
Where you racing for a cause?
To keep my position as Hallmarker.
I think we are having a moment.
So,now your a comedian.
He is my brother !

 

by xxxenon
12-05-04
He helps me on my paper route.
How did he become a crip?
A drunk driver hit him.
Hit and Run?
It was my Dad.
Run Away !

 

by xxxenon
12-05-04
The race was a split decision.
You won fair and square.
It was a tie.
You were hauling Ass.
Hollywood Choppers made my motor, fuel injected.
Can they hook this up?

 

by xxxenon
12-05-04
Am I still a Globetrotter?
Our paper route begins on Washington Street and ends on Pennsylvania Avenue.
The White House.
District Of Columbia.
A Paper Trail !
A Patriot Act !

 

by xxxenon
12-06-04
Who's costume are you wearing?
How do you know it is me?
Any one in here wearing that mask must have insecurity issues.
Dont tell anyone. I am in disguise.
that would insult my intelligence.
Is that why you never call me?

 

by xxxenon
12-06-04
I am your body Guard.
Bald and sexy
I will Honor and Protect.
A Black Knight
My stage name is Lucifer.
Heavens Devils !

 

by xxxenon
12-06-04
Look who it is,the natural girl.
Dont mock me.
Was that you on stage?
Lets take a cat walk to the Lion's den and we will see who is authentic.
Does that require any mental exercise?
Copy Cat !

 

by xxxenon
12-07-04
Mom's advice
I wish you would do something with your talent.
Have you read any of my comic strips?
Your sister joined a womans group.
Have you ever taken an active interest in my life?
why dont you go back to school?
Now I understand why their is Parent-Teacher Association !

 

by xxxenon
12-07-04
Witches.Wizards and Warlocks.
Sabbath spirits of vaults and tombs,of caves and pits,let no demon or evil spirit enter my domain.
Send me a Spirit Guide.
Tools of recognition !

 

by xxxenon
12-07-04
Who's Ferrari is parked outside ?We need bar sales !
We are out of Jagermeister.You should stock up,it is our #1 seller.
No more bringing in your own bottled water,buy it at the bar.
It is a desert in here.
It doesn't take a Stripper to figure it out...
Did you pay your stage fee?
The snack machine stiffed me a buck !

 

by xxxenon
12-07-04
Holy Moses !
What do you think this is,Pet cemetary?
I thought the red head was dead.
Conan O'Brian brought us all back.
Did you see that episode with William Shatner?
Ya ! I was laughing my ass off.

 

by xxxenon
12-08-04
Dennis,on his last attempt to manipulate me...
I want to see you.
Our friendship has expired.
He is using money as bait to gain control of the situation...
I have 500 dollars to give you,the good doctor gave me a bonus.You can put it towards rent.
I would rather slave my ass away than take your mental bullshit.
A Goodwill Ambassador never uses the guilt trip psychologically,making one feel they are not worthy of love...
I want to help you,I am your only friend.
With enemy's like that who needs friends !

 

by xxxenon
12-08-04

 

by xxxenon
12-08-04
There is a strong energy field here.
Did you bring your Infrared Motion Detector?
Ancient burial grounds have alot of paranormal activity.
Lets have a slumber party.
Did you bring a sleeping bag?
I have a key to the underground tomb !

 

by xxxenon
12-09-04
A subterranean chamber?
Persons of distinction are buried in stone coffins.
Was this burial site built by the Stone Masons?
I.Q Determined
This is a place of refuge.
Altar boy's chapel !

 

by xxxenon
12-09-04
Ark,who goes there?
The Illuminated ones.
Martyrs
Saints
1 Sam 4:5 - 6:18 Bible Verse
According to the Catholic Church you only have to perform one miracle to be a Saint.
King Cobra will enlist them !

 

by xxxenon
12-10-04
The Pope
Your Magistrate
Did you feel the ground shake?
The magnetic field has shifted.
Sinuous waves of natural and mysterious energies.Telluric ley lines which standing stones and artifacts of the megalithic culture emit
Are we having an earthquake?
The Ark of the Covenant is here !

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