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by yourSoul_isMine
8-20-08
statistics show that women win 99.9% of fights
for you, maybe. But with me and Maddie...she wins 100% of the time
crap....gotta run!!!!!!!!!
Matt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-20-08
hehe I'm gonna win!!!
...no you're not
...you're right. Why are you always right?
I'm a woman. Woman are always right
Matt goes to the arcade, and tells Ronny his problems
you know, you really should move out
...you're also right. Are you a woman?

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-20-08
ok class! I'm Maddie, and I'll be your new teacher!
what happened to our old one?
she died yesterday.
yay!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-20-08
As I said before, I'm Maddie, and I'll be your new teacher
What should we call you?
Just Maddie's fine...
oh. Usually teachers have us call them by their last name. Like mrs. Whatchitcallist from last year!
What kind of sick rule is that???!!! You get detention!
not already....

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-20-08
ok, class. Today we'll be taking a field trip to a local church. Remember to give them all your money!
what about you?
I'm the teacher. We don't need to give all our money
'scuse me? I'm not a christian!
Oh, really? Then what are you?
Jesustian. I believe in Jesus, not christmas cookies

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-20-08
what kind of screwed up place is that?
ooh! Let's touch the fire and see if it burns!!
Don't touch that!
AAAAAHH!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD!!!!! THE KID'S ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-20-08
ok...so that field trip didn't work
I'll say so
hey wait...are you...?
yep!
we're twins!
we're twins!

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-20-08
ok. Today we'll learn about quantum physics
'scuse me? We're only in 1st grade
...how about molecular structures?
eh....?
Linear equations?
um...I know 2+2=3!

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-20-08
come in, ms. Maddie
...what do you want, mr. principal?
in the last few days, you've caused many brain explosions, taught the kids advanced algebra, and took away their lunch money.
...what about it?
you're fired.
oh well...back to winning the noble prize!

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-20-08
"Oh James!" Patricia gasped as they locked lips for a second time. "I love you so much!"
yeah, see? Then Patricia finds out James is with Trixie!
....what kind of adventure/horror/comedy script is this?
well...Trixie gets kidnapped....
But James and Patricia forget to save her...where's the violence? There's no comedy here! I see no horror!
Come on! Have a sense of humor! There's plenty of funny stuff there!

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-20-08
ok...so who are you auditioning for?
Trixie
...can you dance?
no
you're hired!!!!!!! _______________ But she's hot!
no she's not! Are you kidding me? ________________ so what?

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-20-08
so you're auiditioning for James?
yeah, man. You know it
Can you sing? _____________ Dance?
yar, man! Oh yeah! ______________ Dance? Of course!
play poker? ______________ You're fired
n-no...not really...... ______________ Darn.....oh well

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-20-08
ok, people! Quiet on the set!
Yeah, people!
...Don't do that.
sorry

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-20-08
Ok. Now James, kill Patricia
wait dude! That's not what I wrote!
I know. I edited it to add some drama.
But Patricia needs to live for act 2!
yeah. That's why I brought her back to life
oh. Makes sense.

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-20-08
It's finally out!!! my movie's out!!!! I wanna watch it now!!!!
Hurry up, you're holding up the line
ssshhh!!! The movie's starting!
what kind of title is "The day James Kissed Patricia?"
after the movie...
how lame...that was
yeah, I know. Worst movie ever

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-20-08
Hey Ronny! Have you seen my new movie?
yeah. It sucked
wasn't it awsome? I mean-how did James manage to kill Trixie? He was supposed to kill Patricia!
no, man. The movie was lame. LAME. It SUCKED
and did you see when Trixie died? That was so- _____________ _ ...really?
YOUR MOVIE SUCKED, MATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS LAME, AND SCREWED UP!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M NEVER WATCHING ANOTHER MOVIE BY YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-20-08
aaww....come on, man! You don't mean that!
yeah, I do. Who the hell would ever want to see another movie by you?
Did you like-sooo see that movie yesterday? It was like-sooo good! I mean like-I never even knew Trixie would fall for James! I like-sooo can't wait for the next movie by Matt!
Oh yeah! I like-loved the part where James-like-killed Trixie!
Hah! I have fans!!!!!
Matt...those are girls with blonde and pink hair. Chicks with blonde or pink hair love everything they see.

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-20-08
Hey! I can give you an autograph of me!
no way, man. Your movie was lame
want an autograph of me?
no. Your movie's screwed up
.......want an autograph of me?
-quak!- No way! Your movie was fucked up! -quak!-

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-20-08
aww man! I can't believe everyone hates my movie!
It's ok, Matt! Pretty soon everyone'll forget about it
a month later
hey, aren't you the one with the loco lameo movie?
.....maybe another month should do it.
a month later
Matt, I remember your movie from 2 months ago. It sucked, and I hated it.
...aren't sisters supposed to be comforting?

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-20-08
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Make love, Not war! Make love, not war! Make love, not war! Make love, not war!
...are you ok? The war ended 30 years ago

 

And I told Peter to get me some fish! But did he listen? nooo! He went out and got me a cheeseburger! I'm lactose intolorant!
...didn't you die a couple thousand years ago?
by yourSoul_isMine, 8-20-08

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-20-08
NWARH!!!!!! MWUAHH RWAR NWE RWARNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow...you're kinda short.
Nwarhme rwar nwe rwne?
no...I don't like your hat.

 

I am the bunny man, come to save you!!
your shift ended 3 minutes ago.
by yourSoul_isMine, 8-20-08

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-20-08
I am R2D3R2D4. How may I be of service?
I thought they weren't supposed to invent you until next year!
Naw, that was me. They weren't supposed to invent HIM until 2300
oh. Makes sense.

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-20-08
Ronny...I'm feeling a bit down right now...
well, sure I can help! What's wrong?
My sister keeps on pushing me around....
...sorry, man. Can't help you here.
what???!!!!!! But you said-
screw what I said! You're sister's crazy!

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
hey, dude! Remember me?
um...yeah! It's....you!
I haven't seen you in sooo long!
no what was his name again...?
so, how've you been?
nope. No clue who he is...

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
hey, Matt! Guess who I bumped into today!
it started with a H...right? Henry? Hogwarts? Hoe down?
Kenny!
...who?
...Kenny...remember? He's finally out of jail!!
still don't get it

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
you really don't remember Kenny with the freckles?
freckles...freckles...nope, no freckles in my book!
He had that wacky hair style?
oh, I remember now! THAT Kenny! Yeah!!
good. He was your best friend-until I came along, of course
No clue who he's talking about.

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
Maybe if I looked through scrapbooks...Hey, Maddie! Can I have my scrapbooks back?
you mean the ones I burned?
really? You burned them?
yep

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
how could I not remember some stupid Kenny?
oh shit! He's coming!!!
uh...hey, Kenny!
um...it's Lenny. Kenny's my twin
you have a twin?
yeah

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
how was I supposed to know Kenny had a twin??!!
you really couldn't tell them apart? Kenny always had longer hair
...I knew that!
no you didn't

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
wait.....I think I just might remember now.....
come on, we're late for Kenny's party!
hey, hey Kenny! Over here!
yeah?
you're the one that murdered the president, weren't you?
...uh...I think you mean John booze?

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
who was he?
John Booze...the person that killed Martian Puther....
ok. he killed Hitler, ok?
But his name was James booze!
I think his name was John tooth...and he killed beijing!
isn't that a continent?

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
look, man. His name was Jerry Looth, and he killed James bond!
he did not! His name was john goru, and he murdered Florida!
isn't Florida a country?
it was?
His name was Bob Henderson, and he killed Beth white!
Bob Henderson never existed

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
Ronny, his name was John Wilkes Booth, and he killed abe lincon
honey, no he did not! his name was James booth! JAMES!!! And he killed George washington!
I thought that was Babe ruth
no. Babe Ruth was a Swimmer. Or baseball player...but I think he swam.
His name was John F Kennedy, and he suicided!
I thought that was Hitler

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
His name was Dave, and he had a horse named goliath!
he did not! His horse's name was Gilrod!
his name was Leonardo De spagetti, and he killed Micheal de ranch-eo using the complicated method of the x-ray physics multiplied by the linear equation of 4*9^4+918838728*91827178
No, his name was galleria, and his killed Mikey down the street!
GUYS GUYS SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! HIS NAME WAS SADAM HUSSEN, AND HE KILLED HITLER!! Trust me, I won the noble prize last year
that was in science, Maddie.

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
makes sense...after all, Maddie DID win a noble prize last year, and 3 before that
yeah man
Look what you've done, Matt!!! We've wasted our STUPID time talking about Hitler, all because you couldn't remember me!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!
...why is it always me?
man...look what you've done! Now Kenny and Lenny are moving to Russia!!
again, why me?

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
WAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey man, whats wrong?
Anna's bald!! I think she might have cancer!!!
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!
We're taking her to see a doctor now...*sniff*

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
Come right in, Anna!
i'm going bald...so I have to wear this wig
that's fine! Come in here and I'll give you a painful shot-i mean not painful shot! It won't hurt!
ok!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...I see Anna's having fun

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
Ma'am, I'm afraid your daughter has stupid cancer.
my baby!!!! Wait-what's stupid cancer?
Super cancer is when the stupid cells cause the brain to become mentally retarded
how'd more blood get on you?
I bleed frequently
oh

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
a-and the d-doctor s-said she-
it's ok, man. It'll be ok...Please don't cry
WAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Poor Matt....
really?
he most certainly didn't act like that the last time I was sick...

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
Ma'am, I'm here to inform you your daughter DOESN'T have stupid cancer. False alarm
yay!!!!!
and I-I can't talk over your crying son!!!
WAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Matt, shut up!! Anna doesn't have cancer!!!!!!
she doesn't? I've wasted my time crying for a person who's not even sick??!!!!

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
wtf is on your hand?
...I'm not sure...
it looks like ink
I think it looks like marker
...it's tar.
it is? How'd tar get on my hand?

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
who is hell is this?
that's my new little brother, Timmy!
...he looks a bit old to be new...
it's a program for kids who don't have dads
But then why are you called his brother?
he's not old enough to have kids!

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
I am too, old enough to have kids!
then why don't you have any?
because he can't find a decent woman, like me
I see...wait-how old is he again?
19, thank you though. What are you? 6 or something?
12.......

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
hehe! i'm gonna win!
nope. Checkmate.
darn.
can we play something else? It's obvious you don't know how to play chess
Chess is the only thing I'm good at...
*sigh* Out of all the big brothers in the world, mine just happens to be the biggest loser ever.

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
Hey, Timmy. While Matt's at school, why don't you hang with me?
yeah! That would be awsome!
hehe, I like you, Timmy
Me too! I loved going to eat icecream, then skating, then going to the amusment park!
WTF???!!!!! RONNY, STOP STEALING MY LITTLE BROTHER!!!!!
he has more fun with me.

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
Ronny, I'm upset with you. You're stealing my little brother!
he has more fun with me around. You make him play with a half of a box, and a rubber band
Those were the only things I had when I was little...
That's because Maddie stole everything from you.
still, there's lots of fun in a box and rubber band! See?
OOWWW!!! MATT!! YOU SHOT MY EYE OUT!!!!!!

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
hey, how's your eye? I heard Matt shot a rubber band at you
I'm fine. Yea, now you see why rubber bands are dangerous
haha! You're so funny!!
really? thanks!
and I'm not?
...no

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
ok, Timmy. You're going to have to choose who your big brother's going to be
yeah. I'll change! We can play dress-up! don't you like playing dress-up?
chosing is easy. Ronny!!
aawww! Thanks little guy!!
...Matt....hey, Matt........
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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