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by zeth202
3-26-06
Hello fat eddie
What You just callme
umm fat eddie ..that is your name isent it
Thats it no one insults my momma like that
i dont know what your talking about but her i gotta run
umm i was just kidding ... hey look the awards are starting

 

by zeth202
3-26-06
Welcome to the first annual Zeth awards and here is your host zeth
AND THE WINNER OF EVERY SUBJECT IN ZETH COMICS IS....UNDERWATERMAN....where is underwaterman he dosent appear to be here.
howcome i get the feeling somthing said my name
how that eel hasent moved

 

by zeth202
5-22-07
Umm for starters did the curtans just change oh well im god in this comic so ill pretend i did it.
so Since underwater man dosent seem to want to collect his prize due to loserism i will just just give all the awards to...
ME.... okay now everbody goodnight now GET OUT OF MY COMIC YOU FREELOADERS

 

by zeth202
5-22-07
Im a farmer and im her to say i eat wheat and i throw around HAY!
You May think its all fun and games but when the cows dont milk i get tha blames
So now you know all about farming YO im goin back to the barn to grab my ho!
WORD

 

by zeth202
5-22-07
huurrrhrhrhuuhhuhhhhrh
Your Dead meat
huurrrhrhrhuuhhuhhhhrh
Im going to make you wish you where never reborn.
Please nohurrr no moreeeeehurre justthurrr shoothurrrrrt
NO!!! i need my my snappy remarks or else zombie killing zombies wouldent be as fun.

 

by zeth202
5-22-07
And so in deduction the housewife murderd the small cantalope and then drew on the walls and floor with red paint or crayons what do you deduct watson
moo
thats a very valid point but to awnser your quistion the husband couldent have commited the crime due to the small detail you overlooked at the time of the crime he was cheating on his wife with a pen
moo
hmm your right the pen was red and the paint is also red so that dies lead me to deduct that he is the cantoloap killer thank god for you watson
moo

 

by zeth202
5-22-07
Dad i have somthing to say to you you you.... basterd its all yourf fault that im not..not ah supler lero gyh
umm im not..
and that i cafnt go Zipity zipity in the snare saving metorites from Earrth
UMMMM im NOT YOUR DAD
Yessdsnsd you are you fatmouth
IM A SHARK

 

by zeth202
5-22-07
Im sorry sir but i cant let you into this door without a large unwaivable bribe
umm i dont think thats very orderly and why are you camo
first off you dont think thats why your a coporate lacky second off its so i blend in like a phantom
Get out of the way you fat cop i will give you a cookie so im not late for my very unimportant meeting.
Oooh im sold but i hope you relise that you could have just walked right in cuz im a phantom
NO YOUR NOT!

 

by zeth202
5-22-07
Omgzorez wuz u onlinez last nite
y u need 2 azk u no i be up in dat wiff my l33t pally
oh you still playin with that noob char my wiz would wipe the floor with you crapzore face
whatev u da noob your wiz cant even bust through my pally since im a fully set of purps
World of warcraft ruins life. this is a public announcment from the wows foundation

 

by zeth202
5-22-07
Im a real dog
yeah and im a real boy
Good lets go and be real together
...OKAY!!!!

 

by zeth202
5-22-07
Hey i wish i had hair or hands like you.
why hands just get in the way and hair just makes the world superficail and bleak
yes but if i had hair i could come it infront of my eys so i wouldent have to see the world and if i had arms i could cut them to make myself seem importand and steal attention
why?
because im emo
.................so am i

 

by zeth202
5-22-07
Bill zombieface you are the man THE MAN ever since you joind suicide and accedental death has been at a all time low
Grhghgahgh
Plus since you joind worker moral has been at a all time high they dont complain all they do is work and then eat oneanother but since it isent accedental it dosent count.
ghghghghgh
plus and this is the major plus we dont need to restock the breakroom with bagels and doungnuts or coffee
ghhhhghgg

 

by zeth202
5-22-07
Monday
Here Kory here is a memo
oh thanks ... HEY THIS IS A CIRCUS TICKET
Tuesday
Here Kory here is a memo
oh thanks ... HEY THIS IS A CIRCUS TICKET
Wensday
Is this another"memo"
No its the circus

 

by zeth202
5-23-07
Hey is smoking good for you
yes
Does it give you wings and the abilty to shoot money out of your eyeballs and pixidust out your ass
yes
does it give you cancer and possibly kill you unless you have the superhuman ability to sustain massive amounts oif death
NO!!

 

Merry Titatinic day
Oh my im so happy
by zeth202, 5-23-07

 

by zeth202
5-23-07
Link you must go and save the princess from the killer frogs as i walk in a defined path all day take this hat.
*OBTAINED TOILET HAT*
Grrrr Woof
*obtained bitemark*
I AM ERROR
*obtained confusion*

 

Crap i did all that work to bust in here and the only thing in here is this crowbar
by zeth202, 5-23-07

 

by zeth202
5-23-07
YOU GOT MAIL
im shopping
YOU GOT MAIL
Fine ill take it
Inbox empty
God damn it bills well i guiss i wount get the new pants

 

by zeth202
5-23-07
Hey how may i help you
I WOULD LIKE a TABLE FOR 12
those big of tables dont exist
well make one for me
i cant move because im fat and not frozen at all or else i would consider it
well ill make it for you then!

 

by zeth202
5-23-07
OH MY GOD ITS FIRE
Hey i dont appreaciate that slander of my name im not owned by you.
OH SWEET JESUS ITS GOD
Hey why did you call me i was space golfing plus why do you get to decide how i taste
OH SWEET WINNING MILLION DOLLER LOTTERY TICKET ITS JESUS

 

by zeth202
5-23-07
So mr blackandwhiteguythatisclearlyinacolorarea did you get the drugs so that i can pass the bill to change your name
yes mr mayor but i think we should renagotiate our contract i want that bill passed PLUS i want a puppy named wilbur
okay but then since ur renagitiating i want the drugs and i doughnut with green sprinkles
Alright but then i want america under my control
......
HAHA im just joking nobody wants america

 

by zeth202
5-23-07
hmmm so this bill must be incorrect there is no way calamari is worth 70$
god its not even like that calamri was tasty it was gross and i think im poisend now
WHAT the hell are you
YOU ATE MY SON

 

by zeth202
5-23-07
So hey whats up my homie G what you get for christmas
dad dont talk like that its bad enough that you created me by doing unimaginal things to a orange and then speeding up my growth rate then getting me a fish for christmas
EMO ALERT
and then you just have me add my juice into your coffee every day your the worst parent ever

 

by zeth202
5-23-07
The reason why the ozone layer is melting
ITS TIME for a bathroom farmer rap im gunna do this quick so i can take a crap
The reason why the ozone layer is melting
Farmerbathrooms are just like all the others tho it aint no shock we all got mothers
The reason why the ozone layer is melting
Im gunna let you go so i can cook my geese so now the bathrooms down seeyah PEACE

 

by zeth202
5-23-07
So what type of gift do you think maria would like
maby saturns rings or the planet earth or a timex watch
kill me
or maby a whale or a turnup or a cup of water or a bag of air

 

by zeth202
5-23-07
IM VERY DISPLEASED WITH YOUR work ETHIC YOU KILLED Bill zombieface he was our best worker and kept everyone spirits alive
im sorry boss:( it looked like he was going to eat me
pah thats just how he shows his affection you he wouldent have hurt you
HE BIT OFF MY ARM LOOK
See told you

 

by zeth202
5-24-07
Hey i wish i could point behind me cuz it looks like a red mountain of doom is back there
i hehe think you hehe need to hehe lay off the drugs
NOOoooOooOoOOoOoOOOoOOOOoOOOoOoOoOOoOOoOOOoOOoOOOOOo now theres 2 mountains
ummm LAY OFF THE DRUGS hehe
but there good for me
No there bad for you heehe

 

well the worlds over but i still have my chicken.
RAWER I MUST EAT CHICKER
by zeth202, 5-24-07

 

by zeth202
5-24-07
Mom im so sorry i should have paid the mafia i could have stopped this all
What the
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i am your mother
AHHHHH... oh wait my mom wasent wierd al
HAHAHAHAHA she was now

 

by zeth202
5-24-07
Hey is this going to be another waste of a comic?
NO i want to see how long i and tall i can make this comic AND HERE WE GO
...
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HOLY CRAP I MADE THE BAR LONG .... FREE DRINKS ON ME

 

by zeth202
5-24-07
at a local bus stop
Ugh wheres the bus
Hey there whats up
nothing much im just waiting for the bus
did you know that jesus is on the otherside of this bench
Pah dont make me laugh jesus dosent wait for a bus he just heals a kid and rides on him
he thats a good idea ill be sure to relay that to him

 

by zeth202
5-25-07
Sir we secured the golf carts tied donwn the employes and threw all the balls in the ocean
GOOD rRRRRRRRRRRRRRR that should teach them to keep us at a minurter golf course
Yes sir they shall pay for there badness
Yes now lets go ransack the flags and write messages on there lawn
Alright but can we hurry up i want to get home soon so i can rp
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR pirates dont rp they pillage and be angry.

 

OH NO THE MUTANTS ARE GETTING IN
GOD DAMN IT I HATE MUTANTS
by zeth202, 5-25-07

 

by zeth202
8-12-07
Im going to kill you now
BRING IT ON KANGAFOO
Its kangaroo to you mister
YOU DONT DECIDE MY GENDER
YES I DO *BLAM*

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