All comics by AccentuateNegative

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I think I'm ready to come out as a lesbian.
This will really open me up sexually.
The world will be your clam.

 

Do you want to make out?
No.
No? You used to be interested in me.
Yeah, and you turned me down twice, so I put you squarely off limits in the friend zone.
But now that I've put on all this Covid weight I'm in your league.

 

I've been fighting an ant invasion at home for the last three weeks.
This morning, they were swarming all over a cum-soaked tissue I threw on the floor before I went to sleep.
Now a whole generation of ants are going to look like me.

 

You're looking good.
I lost 10 pounds this month.
Wow, you're almost down to your Grindr weight.

 

I'm not much of a bottom.
You ever take eight inches?
Once.
But it was a threesome in Chinatown.

 

Have you ever had your prostate examined?
By a doctor?
by AccentuateNegative, 3-30-24

 

Dear Fag: Is it true that pineapple juice makes your cum taste better?
Dear Straight Shooter: No.
Your cum makes pineapple juice taste better.

 

Dear Fag: What's the best thing about getting old?
Like in your fifties?
Dear Jail Bait: Finally getting to fuck someone 25 years younger.

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