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by Beeko180
11-10-08
Bill!
What happened?!
Bill?
Just a sec. I'm trying on a new pair of jeans.

 

by Beeko180
11-10-08
Bill!
What happened?!
I'm trying to sleep dood. Leave me be.

 

by Beeko180
11-10-08
Bill!
What happened?!
I bought a knife.

 

by Beeko180
11-10-08
Hey hey!
Ah screw it.
Want some dope?

 

by Beeko180
11-10-08
I'm fluffy.
(move aside please.....) Ok.
I'm fluffy.
*fart*

 

by Beeko180
11-10-08
I'm a penguin.
Who smokes lots of crack.

 

by Beeko180
11-12-08
Pengu pengu pengu pengu pengu pengu pengu pengu pengu pengu.
Son. We cut your brothers head off in a mad attempt to keep him alive.
So. Ya gonna tell me where the body is so I can brutally burn it?
In the curb.

 

by Beeko180
11-14-08
HA!
What?

 

by Beeko180
11-14-08
I will.

 

by Beeko180
11-14-08
hrmmmm
Well the worst thing they could think of was you.

 

by Beeko180
11-15-08
As the battle rages on amongst the rolling hills covered in blood and dead soldiers a soldier remembers how he jumped off the minute they had sailed into the coast line.
Remembering how his superior had told him to attack and destroy the enemy at any costs necessary. He had agreed just minutes before. They proceeded to invade a country.
While the battle was raging fred and many other good mates of his had died.
Yelling and screaming and cowering under the enemy's might he yelled out to a point where he was heard over all the gun shots and explosions:
"WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID?!!!"

 

by Beeko180
11-15-08
There's a little bit of green there.
You missed it.

 

by Beeko180
11-15-08
Can you feel it?
Is it just me or is the ground actually speaking.
Is it too late to say boo?

 

by Beeko180
11-15-08
I made it! I'm the first one to land on the moon!
Look at that guy. What a loophead. He really thinks he's on the moon. What has the world come to gloria. What has the world come to............
Damn!

 

Dad! I'm going to go commit mass murder and go by the name of "The chainsaw Massacre"
by Beeko180, 11-15-08

 

by Beeko180
11-15-08
Damn straight! Where is he?!
Toro!
And now for my next trick. I will force my horns into this matador's gut causing him to vomit while screaming in pain due to having a collapsed lung and a broken back.
You forgot to say abracadabra.
I'm the bull, The only bull.

 

by Beeko180
11-15-08
Well for one thing, you're face wouldn't look to good.
Neither would your hair too.

 

by Beeko180
11-15-08
I'd like to give a big thanks to Seanator.
He donated for me even though I didn't know him and he didn't know me.
With that out of the way I'll continue doing comics until the day I die.
Oh dear god no! He's going to continue! Oh God! When will he stop!

 

by Beeko180
11-15-08
My turn?

 

by Beeko180
11-15-08
Come on Randy! We're going to go on a magical trip to the cinemas!
We're going to fly all the way to the plaza, grab a hotdog and spit in the ticket guy's face.
Then we'll steal his wallet.
OK!

 

by Beeko180
11-15-08
Spit spit spit spit spit spit spitty spit spit spit spit
Spit spit spit spit spit spit spitty spit spit spit spit

 

by Beeko180
11-15-08
The doors locked.
We really need to get a new door. On our way to the car let's steal our neighbours front door and replace it with a flaming bag of poop.

 

by Beeko180
11-15-08
SLAM!

 

by Beeko180
11-15-08
I still can't believe they couldn't hear me screaming.......

 

by Beeko180
11-15-08
You always say mean things whenever I ask a question.
No I don't.
What movie are we going to watch?
Your dead body if you don't shut up.

 

by Beeko180
11-15-08
Here we are.
*ronk ronk*
WTF
*ronk ronk*

 

by Beeko180
11-15-08
We're here to see battle of the toothpicks.
I'm sorry all those tickets are sold out. But we do have tickets to Rampage of The Rice-Crackers.
Typical. Just typical.
I assume that's a compliment to our sucky cinema?

 

THIS MOVIE IS RATED PG. TO SHOW YOU AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT WE MEAN HERE IS OUR EXAMPLE OF PG.
Smoke pot kids.
by Beeko180, 11-15-08

 

by Beeko180
11-15-08
DUM TATTY TA DUM DUM TA TEE DUM TATTY TA DUM DUM TA TEE TANANANANA NUM...............
Unto the dead skull!
Too soon?

 

by Beeko180
11-15-08
But father! We-
shut up.
stupid donkey.

 

by Beeko180
11-15-08
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS FRED THE DONKEY!!!!!
It is my destiny.
That'll be $5.99 please.

 

by Beeko180
11-15-08
Is it true?!
Yes.
Really?!
Yes.
5 minutes later.............
[moans]
Now give me your money

 

by Beeko180
11-15-08
We will always remember you...
Now burn in hell.

 

by Beeko180
11-15-08
You'll pay fo that Emperor Rice-Cake
Eat Rice Powder Piewalker!

 

by Beeko180
11-16-08
WHY!
WHY GOD DAMN IT!
Well, it's really quite simple.
I jinxed you and now you owe me a soda.

 

by Beeko180
11-16-08
So do you know why I pulled you over.
No officer.
You are such a lousy excuse for a son.

 

by Beeko180
11-16-08
Hi.
psst. We're live.
Oh.
Are you gunna go now?

 

by Beeko180
11-16-08
Well.
We hope yopu all enjoyed our show.
The credits have been cut out due to nobody giving a damn about them.
And we all know my son sucks.
Thank you.
And GOODNIGHT everybody!

 

by Beeko180
11-16-08
-----------------------THE END------------------------
After the movie............
That sucked! I want my money back!
Ok here you go.
Works every time........

 

by Beeko180
11-16-08
The Evidence: This opened packet of Potato Chips
*munch* *munch* *gulp*
It was Frank.

 

by Beeko180
11-16-08
BANG! BANG! BANG!
WE NEED MORE WOOD!!!!
Oh for the love of god dad! They're only minimoys! what's the worst they could possibly do?!
New York Apartment Block- 3:00 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
11-17-08
The zipper on my jeans?
YOU ARE CORRECT!

 

by Beeko180
11-17-08
Yes yes, so typical.........
What's wrong?
Well the words "This Cup is made from poo" are engraved on the outside.
It would be around from the eighteenth century, no later than the 19th century if not. It is worth around 100 pounds and was a very common example of a cup in those days.

 

by Beeko180
11-17-08
*tusk* *tusk*
What is it?
It's a piece of garbage that's what it is. It's worth about 1000 pounds per gram and is made from solid gold. It is a very poor example of a cup from the Aztec ages.
YOU just lost yourself a cup mister!

 

by Beeko180
11-17-08
hrmmmm
What is it sir?
It's dirty.

 

by Beeko180
11-17-08
So Crabby. You wish to know how much your cup is worth.
Yes. How much is it worth gilroy?
2 bucks.
What?!
I said two bucks. You can get these things down the road for a buck but you chose the wrong supermarket.

 

by Beeko180
11-17-08
Hello Boorite. Let me have a look at your cup.
!
Have I ever told you that I love you?

 

by Beeko180
11-18-08
The other day I was looking at the front page of a magizine at Wooly's. (woolworths) and I saw a picture of Amy Winehouse.
I said: That's Amy Winehouse!
She looks like a pregnant bum!

 

by Beeko180
11-18-08
Now class I want you to take out your S.O.S.E books.
During the test..........
Now. It is your turn Jimmy. Why did lots of people come here during the war?
The gold rush sir.
That was the wrong answer Jimmy.
Yeah but your still fat. Wouldn't that count for a win?

 

by Beeko180
11-18-08
If you think I'm crazy wait til you hear what bop has to say:
Hello. and welcome to my show. Today we have several words to say.
buh buh.
bubby bubby boo baa bi ba. bipple doople wickle stickle meek moowa chicha. shick shick mama mama fing fang wing wang!

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