All comics by boinky33

 

by boinky33
6-17-03

 

by boinky33
6-17-03
That sure is rude. Who would write that?

 

by boinky33
6-17-03
Hello, is Leslie ready to go to the prom?
Just let me finish feeding him.
ZING!

 

by boinky33
6-17-03
Did you know that over half of America's population is over-weight?

 

by boinky33
6-17-03
"Oh no! The White House blew up! I better brandish my ass!"
[empty seats]

 

by boinky33
6-17-03
I'm a wall!

 

by boinky33
6-17-03
I got fired for quitting.

 

by boinky33
6-17-03
Damn, I'm out of milk! Now what will I do?

 

by boinky33
6-17-03
Why did the human cross the road?

 

by boinky33
6-18-03
AH-AH-AH-
CHOOOO!!!!

 

by boinky33
6-18-03
How do you spell relief?
F-A-R-T

 

by boinky33
6-19-03
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by boinky33
6-19-03
I'm so bored, that I could burn my pubic hair off with a Bic lighter, then rape your grandmaother with a fire hydrant!
What? It's a very common expression.

 

by boinky33
6-20-03
I feel weird.
then stop touching it.
...........
LOLOLOLOL

 

by boinky33
6-20-03
V V V V V V V V V V V V V
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by boinky33
6-20-03
Why did I break up with my camel girlfriend?
She spits.

 

by boinky33
6-20-03
Why did the sheep cross the road?
It followed the chicken.

 

by boinky33
6-20-03
[Bargaintuan] [boinky33]
I imagine Steve Jobs standing over some animator at his desk yelling, "ANIMATE, YOU DAMN TURD!!!"
I imagine Steve Jobs spanking me with a sausage.
[mAAk] [boinky33]
You're confusing Bill Gate's persona with Steve Job's maybe?
No.
[mAAk] [boinky33]
Bill Gates uses a wiffle bat.

 

by boinky33
6-20-03
"Stand back, please!"
"Thank you!"

 

by boinky33
6-21-03
Bawk!
I was just thinking that.

 

by boinky33
6-21-03
Oh boy, my first SC comic. It is going to be sooo funny. All my comics will be gold and everyone will think I'm awesome.
Later......
I'm finally done! It's going to be a classic one day!
the 2 asian gurls are fuking dykes!.........
OMFG I"M A DYKE!!!!!!!!!!!11
LOLOLOLOL

 

by boinky33
6-21-03
This is awesome! My first blind date!
Hello? I'm here!
RAAAR! I HOPE YOU LIKE DANCING!
!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
6-21-03
boinky, because it's such a special event, I think we should have sex!
ALRIGHT!
So, do you want to suck my dick, or should I suck yours first?
.....................

 

by boinky33
6-21-03
Aliens have landed on earth! I knew there was intelligent life out there! I'm going to try to make contact with it!
Greetings. I represent this planet. What questions from your home planet do you have about earth?
How do you edit comics?
Darn. I guess they're not so intelligent afterall!
ROFL

 

by boinky33
6-21-03
THERE IS NO DAD!

 

by boinky33
6-21-03
I want to do this, but I'm kind of nervous.
That's fine, I was when I went door to door at first. Just remember to keep talking, no matter what interuptions may occur.
Knock! Knock!
Yes?
Hello, I'm here to talk about J-
Eh?
..............

 

by boinky33
6-21-03
How may I take your order?
Do you serve grilled kangaroo dick?
WHAT? HOW DARE YOU!
OF COURSE WE SERVE GRILLED KANGAROO DICK!

 

by boinky33
6-21-03
I don't like gay people.
Hey, you don't know them all personally!!!!
Yes I do.
Oh, okay then.
I'm not wearing any underwear...
I hear that!

 

by boinky33
6-21-03
Then I ate him...
Ate who?
Didn't you listen to my story, boy?
What story? All you did was come up here and say "then I ate him"!
It was great, wasn't it?

 

by boinky33
6-21-03
You bring shame to my family.

 

by boinky33
6-21-03

 

by boinky33
6-21-03
Will you go out with me?
No.
How about now?
Ok.

 

by boinky33
6-22-03

 

by boinky33
6-22-03
Hi, Nemo.
Hi, dad.
NEMO?
I found you!
That you did!

 

by boinky33
6-22-03
I sure am glad I got out of stripcreator. That place was taking me out of reality.
OH NO! MY NEO-PET IS SICK! WHY GOD! WHY HIM? WHY NOT MAAK?

 

by boinky33
6-22-03
Have you seen a giant piece of paper around here?

 

by boinky33
6-22-03
the 2 girls are watching tv, and betting on it......
ALL RIGHT! MY TEAM WON! YOU OWE ME 10 BUCKS!
Awwwwww.
Wait a second this is an old game, isn't it?
W-what do you mean?
It says right here: Godzilla vs. Mothra-(c) 1965

 

by boinky33
6-22-03
Bubba's new cell-mate sure is lucky......
Ha! Try fucking this ass!

 

by boinky33
6-22-03

 

by boinky33
6-22-03
Come into the confessional, my child.
But I haven't sinned.
Want to?

 

by boinky33
6-22-03
Who are you?
The bee man of Mars.
Oh, okay.
But who the fuck is this?

 

by boinky33
6-22-03
1000th comics! Watch your ass, Kaufman!
EVERYBODY GET NAKED!

 

by boinky33
6-26-03
Hey.
Yes?
If you give me a blow job, I'll give you something back in return.
What?
A snack.

 

by boinky33
6-26-03
Do you smoke after sex?
Yes.
Good.
Ziiiip!!!!
You can start with my pole.

 

by boinky33
6-26-03

 

by boinky33
6-26-03

 

by boinky33
6-26-03
Wanna get hammered?
Okay.
(tee-hee, you thought I meant get drunk! I'm such a stinker!)

 

by boinky33
6-26-03
Oops.
What?
I forgot my lines.
Those are your lines.
Were those just your lines or are we having an actual conversation?
I...don't...know...anymore!

 

by boinky33
6-26-03
I can't believe all of this was caused by a nail file!

 

by boinky33
6-26-03
FRESH CORN MUFFINS FOR SALE!

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