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by Beeko180
11-18-08
Hello. And welcome to my-
Oh cool! Someone farted on my napkin!

 

by Beeko180
11-18-08
Hi peoples. Today I'm going to try and act very mature instead of being my childish self.
heh heh.
poodle

 

by Beeko180
11-18-08
I'm sad.
The IRS took my shoes.

 

by Beeko180
11-18-08
What the. This cup is-
You have a kilt. Are scottish too?
No. No of course I'm not! Don't be silly! That's ridiculous! How could anyone possibly think that!
The plot thickens like chickens being roasted on warm spit.

 

by Beeko180
11-18-08
chicka chicka bang bang
chicka chicka bang bang
chicka chicka bang bang
On the floor baby

 

by Beeko180
11-19-08
You know what happens when I look at you?
What happens Brad?
My head can not contemplate the pain I'm in from looking at your face to the point where I have to beat the living hell out of you.
I'm sorry but even your corpse was ugly.

 

by Beeko180
11-19-08
A salute to brad.......
http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/Beeko180/442323
This is why I don't drink coffee.

 

by Beeko180
11-19-08
Ok fill your cup with water for a second. I want to see something.
Splash!
What did you put in that water? __________________ Is it too late to say that it wasn't water?

 

by Beeko180
11-19-08
Let me take a look at your cup.
No.
Why not?
I want to keep the smell of my fart in there.

 

by Beeko180
11-19-08
Let me take a look at your cup.
I'll just go get it ok.
____CLONK CLANK CLUNK CLINK____
Ready.
That's your cup?!

 

by Beeko180
11-19-08
No.
Just come out already will ya!
You don't know why they cover the rest of my body up do you?
I don't care if your naked or what just come out already!
5 minutes later......
For the last time it's to cover it up!
I'M NOT COMING OUT OF THIS CLOSET EVEN IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!

 

by Beeko180
11-19-08
I still think we should have butter on those sandwiches.

 

by Beeko180
11-19-08
As the title says this is a tribute to RedfeatheR. Hope you like it. --beeko180
I hate your guts. I wish I had a tractor so I could roll you into a little tiny ball. Then pump you full of helium and squeeze you so hard that you fart and you go back to normal shape.
Then I will rip your guts out and feed them to my flesh eating dog. I shall then make him poop them out so that your innards are contained in a large dab of poo. I will then burn it and watch it burn.
Your girlfriend, Frank.

 

by Beeko180
11-21-08
Di' tha' title just say I'm-
Hi fffffatty!
Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!! Talking Shoe!

 

by Beeko180
11-21-08
First the pie is pciked up with a pencil
Then it is dragged to the nearest petrol station.......
And ediggybanged
I LIKE PIE SO MUCH I'M GONNA KISS AND RUB IT ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
11-21-08
gotta go sam!
What's that title say?.............. oh no!
Alright sam! I've got you cornered. Take out your textbook and flip to page 490.
Not a chance fatty!

 

by Beeko180
11-21-08
OH NO THE TITLE SAYS SHE'S A GONNA COME!
Sam! Is that you over there?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *THUNK!*

 

by Beeko180
11-21-08
Hey hey!
Ah screw it.
Want some KFC?

 

by Beeko180
11-21-08
How did you go on your first time paying for the beer. Wait! Did you get the beer?
Yes.

 

by Beeko180
11-21-08
Hi.
While The gang and I were on holidays I decided that blue would be forced to eat dog food and red would be rolling on the floor in a mad attempt to make his cold go away.
Any questions?
Um. Can I go to the toilet?

 

by Beeko180
11-21-08
For crying out loud!
crying?
Oh my dear god!
god?
A year later.......
Mummy. Daddy said that he parked his car in front of God and then he started crying tears of joy. What does that mean?
Tell me. What are the bed time stories daddy has been telling you?

 

by Beeko180
11-21-08
When will the world stop telling me things!
When will-
Eat McDonalds.
When will McDonald's stop putting subliminal messages in comics!

 

by Beeko180
11-21-08
This is an utter outrage!
What is?
Dominoes doesn't sell pizza anymore!

 

by Beeko180
11-21-08
I wanna know what love is!
I want you to show me!
I don't wanna see what love is!
Why won't you show me?!

 

by Beeko180
11-22-08
Bar bar bartender? Have you any beer?
figgly finkmen

 

by Beeko180
11-22-08
*glug* *glug* *glug*
Nice day isn't it?
You do know I washed your mug with a diaper right?

 

by Beeko180
11-22-08
Now listen blue.
What are you wearing?

 

by Beeko180
11-22-08
You may all be wondeing why this show will neve end.
It's because red is still pregnant.

 

by Beeko180
11-22-08
Do you know why I pulled you over sir?
No officer.
I think it had something to do with a car.

 

by Beeko180
11-22-08
Oh hi mario. Fancy seeing you in the pub huh?
Yes-a Red-a.
Where's luigi?
He ripped the magager's-a head off-a and barfed-a in- his-a coffee.
Anything else?
He threw-a bowzer off the plane-a in a mad attempt to ligten the load-a.

 

by Beeko180
11-22-08
w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-
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w-w-w-w-w-why won't you play dollys with me?

 

by Beeko180
11-22-08
I need o go to the toilet abe.
I won't let you go!
I'll only let you go if-if-if-if-if
WAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
11-22-08
Daddy. Wjhy did mommy go on a trip to a place far far away where nobody can hear her scream?
well... you see.... AAAAAAAAARRRRRG!!!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHH MUMMY MUMMY HEEEEELP!!!!!! WWWAAAAAA!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
11-22-08
Tell me kid. Why do you insist on calling me fat slob all the time?
Well.....
Mummy said that you treat her like a piece of fluff left on the carpet and that you can't go near kids because the last time you had a commited relationship you beat the living hell out of a kid......
Tell me. Do you like candy?
She also said that your opinion of everybody arpound you stands out like a flaming bag of poo.

 

by Beeko180
11-22-08
I have come to the conclusion that everything in this world must appear normal.
Except that and the occasional scary rabbit guy.
I'm still waiting for that free spongebath you promised me.

 

by Beeko180
11-22-08
Life isn't very simple now that everyone's gone.
The only problem now is what am I going to where to the ball.
I mean. A white dress doesn't go with a yellow skirt and a pink blouse. You just can't-
You do realize I can hear every word you're saying right?

 

by Beeko180
11-22-08
This is blue.
Blue is a self absorbed prick who has no idea that everybody thinks he's incapable of blinking without being able to scream in pain like some deranged monkey.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?!!
It means your a doofus blue. It means your a doofus.

 

by Beeko180
11-22-08
Wow.
Look at the crowd!
Just so you know, I have no idea what a branding iron is. It is most likely a good weapon but still......
No seriously. That guy's wearing a tutu and holding what looks like a branding iron.

 

by Beeko180
11-22-08
Well another day another season.
Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-umpt
And another blackout.

 

by Beeko180
11-22-08
Well greetings Mr. Phillip! Let's take a look at your cup!
hrmmmm. It ould appear that this cup was carved from solid iron in the early 1500's and was exported to Australia in the late 1990's. This would make the cup very valuable. In fact..................
It's worth 50 cents.

 

by Beeko180
11-22-08
Let's have a look at your cup Mr. Rex.
ooo.
Your cup appears to be over 1, 000, 000, 000 years old and is made from very delicate china. I would price this around about 20, 000 dollars and it would be best to keep it.

 

by Beeko180
11-23-08
Class get out your text books and move your desks all the way over to the other side of the room so we can make you all line up and then oe by one we shall rip you heads off and use them as chalk
to write on the board with.
You see we all need a good life kids.
And you just ain't good enough for this world. You just ain't good enough.

 

by Beeko180
11-23-08
When will the world learn to stop taking their evil minions to the fair and expecting them to throw up on other evil minions.
When will the evil minions come to realise they're evil minions and that they cannot for the love of god put their barbie dolls down and play cops and robbers like all the other good evil minions.
Then there will come a time when all the evil minions and all the evil masters join hands and chant things like spill the blood of the cold hearted worm, spill the blood of the cold hearted worm.

 

by Beeko180
11-23-08
You see.
I don't understand.
You don't understand what?
I don't understand. Why do they have to put the mayonaise on top of the lettuce but they don't have to put the tomatoes on top of the salami.
Now you're just not making any sense.

 

by Beeko180
11-23-08
You see.
The world is like a pickle.
You have to throw it across the room so that it blows up in somebody's face a million years later.

 

by Beeko180
11-23-08
I said to my neighbour once.
Baaa
what was that fluffy?
Baaa
You want me to shut up or you will rapidly evolve into a flesh eating santa and snap me like a twig causing all the other little humans to run in fear of thei lives while you barf?
Baaa

 

by Beeko180
11-23-08
The Results are in and the top 4 nominees are............
Nominee #2---- Screaming Appointment ______________ Nominee #4---- Pinky The Cow ______________ Nominee #9---- Dear Diary _______________ Nominee #10---- Meet Red
Please vote on your favorite of the 4 selected nominees.

 

by Beeko180
11-24-08
Look dad about last nigh-
This was a fun talk son. Maybe we could do it again some time soon.
But Da-
Hey look!
Is that John Howard?!
If you are talkin about the one strapping a kid to a lamppost and screaming from the top of his lungs: IIIIIICE CREEEEEAM then yes.

 

by Beeko180
11-24-08
Sylvester Stalone. Where do you think you're going?
I'm gonna put on a dress!

 

by Beeko180
11-26-08
You have gained considerable prestige for this I give you my highest honour.
Fuck you.
That is my highest honour.

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