All comics by boinky33

 

by boinky33
6-26-03
Will you go out with me?
No.
I hope that's a fancy word for yes.

 

by boinky33
6-26-03
Thanks for keeping my thrown warm while I watered my alf-alfa, Satan.
Don't mention it, Martha.

 

by boinky33
6-27-03
Don't leave! Just donate some money!
I can't, I need the small money I have to feed me and my dying grandmother.
HA! HA! LOSER!

 

by boinky33
6-27-03
*Sigh.*

 

by boinky33
6-27-03
What should I do now that I can't join the forums?
PORN!

 

by boinky33
6-27-03
Now that boinky can't talk on the forums, nobody can witness his witty remarks......
I'm craving a sausage.
(You cannot talk on this thread)
Dang.

 

by boinky33
6-27-03
Oh, it seems I won in a comic comitition......
WHAT PERFECT FUCKING TIMING!

 

by boinky33
6-27-03
Invite me.
No.
Invite me.
No.
Invite me....PLEASE?
No.

 

by boinky33
6-27-03
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by boinky33
6-27-03
HEIL HITLER!

 

by boinky33
6-28-03

 

by boinky33
6-28-03
Ding, Dong!
Hello?

 

by boinky33
6-28-03
Fuck you!
Watch your language!
Do you kiss your sister with that mouth?

 

by boinky33
6-28-03
Cool. I've been here for a whole year.
*cough.*

 

by boinky33
6-29-03
Back in the olden days, people used fecal matter as money......
Spare any change?
I don't give a shit!

 

by boinky33
6-30-03
[A_Chicka]
I'm pretending I'm in Canada so I don't get drafted.
[andydougan]
I'm pretending I'm in France so I won't get drafted.
[boinky33] [evil_d]
I'm pretending I'm massaging joshw's thighs.
je suis un poisson

 

by boinky33
6-30-03
I'm a Weird Alcoholic!

 

by boinky33
7-01-03
Colin Mochrie
his home is a cardboard box
but he doesn't mind.

 

by boinky33
7-01-03
It's Canada Day!
Me joshw and BigEvilDan are going to go play curling!
But first I got to go feed my pet beaver!

 

by boinky33
7-01-03
[chooby] [boinky33]
I'm going to afk too. to make tea. and some kind of snack.
I got your snack right here!
[Rabid_Weasle] [boinky33]
I bet it's a penis.
Ewww! No! Gross! You're sick!....
[Rabid_Weasle] [boinky33]
It's a carrot muffin, you perv!

 

by boinky33
7-01-03
You have been given full access to the Stripcreator forums and are invited to join in!
*ejaculating*

 

by boinky33
7-01-03
DUCK!
Yeah, I'm a duck! So what?
What a dumbass!

 

by boinky33
7-05-03
I am BRIEF CAMEO MAN!
............

 

by boinky33
7-05-03
Just then, at boinky's house......
Man, this new CC blows! Mine would of been so much better!
Say what?
Gasp! It's not_Scyess! The most dangerous homosexual of the seven seas!
You think you're so big? Then challenge me at the Gaylympics!

 

by boinky33
7-05-03
Hello boinky, I'm Kajun and I'll be your shrink today. I'm going to say a word and you say the first word that pops into your head.
Sounds totally gay......I'm all for it.
Cat.
Breasts.
Chair.
Breasts.

 

by boinky33
7-05-03
Mouse pad.
Breasts.
Rubber ducky.
Breasts.
Tony Danza.
Breasts.

 

by boinky33
7-05-03
Cookie.
Breasts.
Pumpkin.
Breasts.
Breasts.
Breasts.

 

by boinky33
7-05-03
Dolly Parton.
Bad hair.

 

by boinky33
7-06-03
Can you believe they are making Freddy vs Jason?
Well, I know that it will never be as good as Leprechaun 3.

 

by boinky33
7-06-03
Let's see your resume....You have lots of experience, very good referances and your attendance at your last jobs are incredible....sorry, you're not what we're looking for.
What? What are you talking about? You even said that I was good!
Yes, but you don't have big tits.

 

by boinky33
7-06-03
Yahoo, kiddies! Cunty the clown is here!
Cunty, will you make me a ballon animal?
Ok, little girl. Here you go, it's a worm!
It's just a condom....
Well, we better put it to good use then. Come to my van!

 

by boinky33
7-07-03
Hello Cunty, I am a concerned mother. I would like to have a chat with you.
Anything for a pair of tits.
Well, it's just that you are kind of scaring my little girl....
Oh, please! Look at me, I'm a happy little clown! What could scare her?
She said she woke up last night and you were combing her hair.
Yeah, about that....could I have a set of house keys so I don't have to sneak through the window?

 

by boinky33
7-07-03
Here's the last of your luggage, big Tony!
SLAM!
AHHHHHH!!!!!!
SCREEEECH!!!!
MY DIIIIIICK!!!!!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
7-09-03

 

by boinky33
7-09-03
Mama said knock you out.
Or did she?
do do do do do do do do
I think I shit myself.

 

by boinky33
7-09-03

 

by boinky33
7-09-03
Aerating the soil is a good technique to speed up the process of soil improvement. It doesn’t need to be done every year because the earthworms and microbes will do the job long term.
Some people just like to get their hands dirty. Owning property is a guarantee that you'll get your hands dirty, usually on more than one day during a typical "homeowners" week.
You need to maintain your lawn, including keeping it mown at the proper height, edges trimmed occasionally, and keeping it watered when there's not enough rain.
Besides the natural elements found in the soil, which become depleted over the years, additional sources of nutrients and trace elements need to be added to a lawn's soil to keep a lawn healthy.
Unless a homeowner has a lot of experience at identifying underlying lawn problems, they will need to have a soil analysis made to determine what's in their soil and what's not.
A homeowner has a lot of things to do, especially during the summer months. Hiring out a part of that work makes sense. Hiring a professional lawn care company....well, that's a whole different story

 

by boinky33
7-09-03
You have been banned from IRC.
........Wow........
Now I know how Doug and MommyandDaddy feel.

 

by boinky33
7-11-03

 

by boinky33
7-11-03
Arrr! 'Tis I, Deepthroat the pirate!
I don't care how much you torture me, I'll never tell you where the booty is!
Speaking of booty....bend over and let daddy in!
W-WHAT?....
Panel cut out due to extreme adult content!
Don't clench so much!
AHHHH!!!! OKAY!!!! I'LL TELL YOU!!!!

 

by boinky33
7-11-03
Deepthroat attempts to buy a ship so he may wander the seven sea, searching for lonely sailors......
Okay, the paper work is in order, I just need to ask some questions before you sign....What was your last job?
I worked behind the blacksmith!
Oh, were you his assistant?
No, I fucked him up the ass for wooden nickles!....

 

by boinky33
7-11-03
It must be great travelling on a ship!
Yea, but there's no clean water! I have shit on my dick from last week! And last night, my male asian hooker choked on some corn!
I love cock.

 

by boinky33
7-11-03
I heard you got a ship. Am I right?
Aye.
Good, I really need one. I would be willing to give you a bag of gold if I could use your ship!
Only if you will wash me poop deck!
Okay.
With your tounge......

 

by boinky33
7-11-03
Deepthroat and John start their great adventure......
Thanks for letting me use your ship.
Thanks for not calling the cops when you found me raping a dead hooker!
She was dead?
Yea, she smelled pretty rank, too. I should of brought some febreeze on this journey!

 

by boinky33
7-11-03
So, why do you need this here ship?
Well, I have a map that was passed down from generation to generation and I have seemed to discover the treasure's whereabouts!
asian firemen.
*ejaculates*

 

by boinky33
7-11-03
Deepthroat is then attacked by Otis, the evil octopus......
I finally got you! Time to feel pain!
Wait......wait......
Ok, you may proceed!

 

by boinky33
7-11-03
Your eyes are beautiful and blue.
Your lips are pouty and red.
Your hair is so silky and smooth.
Your skin is so soft and firm.
Yes, you're almost perfect.
I just hope you get that penis thing looked at....

 

by boinky33
7-12-03
And stay out, yah eight armed fuck!
Wow, that was very brave of you. I am in your debt.
<3
But I'm still not going to lick cream cheese off your genitals......

 

by boinky33
7-12-03
Later that night, as John slept......
*heavy breathing*
...what?....Deepthroat?....what are you doing at the end of my bed?....
*growls*
I hope that's your arm touching me......

 

by boinky33
7-12-03
Knock, knock!
Deepthroat! We're at the island!....
"Give me 10 more minutes!"
"....And some baby oil...."

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