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by arbi
11-11-07
http://grim-perspectives.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=0
i can add some text later, right now my bath and pizza are getting cold. meanwhile, here's some actually funny comics.
dresdencodak.com
and here are some that are just strange

 

by arbi
11-13-07
Dear Ms. Stewart - There are probably as many ways to read US v. Miller as there are opinions on gun control. I've read the opinion several times and I'll stick to my interpretation, based on this:
In a few hours, the Supreme Court may announce that it is, or isn't taking a big important 2nd amendment case.
or not.
"In the absence of any evidence tending to show that possession or use of a shotgun having a barrel of less than eighteen inches in length' at this time has some reasonable relationship to the
is too
is not
preservation or efficiency of a well regulated militia, we cannot say that the Second Amendment guarantees the right to keep and bear such an instrument.Best wishes, Linda Greenhouse (New York Times )
http://vark.blogspot.com/2007/11/ new-york-times- linda-greenhouse-on-gun.html
This just in! The court did nothing, and is waiting for black friday before it will speak again.

 

by arbi
11-13-07
today was ok i guess. it rained all day, i didn't do much, the banks were closed for serial killer day or something.
i read over the revised amicus brief thats being filed for me in the voter ID case,
i went for coffee with a nice guy i met online
i went to the club and had a good time
but basicly i got nothing done again all day. blogs, forums, decaf, snacks, webcomics, smut, politics...just like every other day
i'm not just lazy, now i'm fat and lazy. i put on some pants and they were too tight.. and they were 34s! i'm wearing 36s and they aren't falling off. sulk.

 

by arbi
11-14-07
GAUHATI, India (AP) - In a Nov. 13 story, The Associated Press incorrectly reported that Paris Hilton was praised by conservationists for highlighting the problem of binge-drinking elephants
in northeastern India. Lori Berk, a publicist for Hilton, said she never made any comments about helping drunken elephants in India.
this is the first time we've seen AP fix a broken story.
maybe it was indiana.
*hic*

 

by arbi
11-14-07
again this feeling that i'm not getting anything done.
i checked the mail, paid the credit card, cashed a check, read a dozen amicus briefs, went to the club. I missed the neighborhood meeting, it was yesterday, not today.
maslow's heirarchy says the first thing to do tomorrow is go to mechanic, find out why transmission fluid is leaking from the engine.
that probably means this car is toast.
but it's already 6:30 AM and i'm not tired.

 

/mandingo/412582/
what the ****'s a donkey doing running a spaceship?
navy tradition.
by arbi, 11-14-07

 

by arbi
11-14-07
http://www.thesun.co.uk/ sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/ article463367.ece
her shirt sez "i heart shoes bags and boys"
do want. relevant to my interests.
and people say i'm a dog
themushroom/412373
nice doggy
hic

 

/kane2742/412574
Go away! shoo. vamoose already.
by arbi, 11-14-07

 

by arbi
11-17-07
Today I hardly got out of bed. The landlord came by so I paid the rent, and I took out the trash, but otherwise did nothing.
I was supposed to get up, find a store that would have the $5 part I need to fix my car - I don't need a whole new engine, just a plastic thingy.
For three days I've been going to bed later and later, getting up too late to do anything much.
It was around 9:30 am this morning before I went to bed last night. If this keeps up I'll lap myself.
I killed time deleting old files I don't really need, and stumbled across a weeaboo food chan site that was relavent to my interests,
and the usual shashdot xkcd forum stuff. his weeks xkcd was hawsome, if i havent mentioned it yet..

 

by arbi
11-17-07
Woof? A little late for halloween aren't you?
I'm William ... from Wiccan Wanda's Cleaning Service.
So... you're a man witch?
Right! And you know what they say...
A ManWitch is better than a sandwich!
lewl

 

by arbi
11-17-07
www.craigslist.com/ stripcreatorville/ personals
314.555.1597
Yes, i was calling about your ad. You say you like it dirty, into leather and "pig play", looking for a real animal in bed?

 

by arbi
11-17-07
your name, why you are famous, and what do you want for christmas?
Shinzo Abe. I used to be premier of Japan till I was voted off the island. I want to reclaim my honor and serve the emporer.
your name, why you are famous, and what do you want for christmas?
Abe Lincoln. I'm on the penny. I want to vote for Ron Paul.
your name, why you are famous, and what do you want for christmas?
Abe Vigoda. I played a fish. I want a horsie. Everything but the head.

 

by arbi
11-18-07
http://www.comedity.com/
Once again i didn't sleep till dawn so didn't buy the part i needed but my mechanic says he will improvise, and we replaced again the headlight that breaks every time it rains.
It's been a two Jeff day. Jeff, my ex's roomate who has cancer, called from the hospital. And some guy whose webcomic I was reading ran into Jeph at Otakon, so then I went and caught up @ Questionable
questionablecontent.net by Jeph
Content. I made it out of the house around midnight and had a good time at the club, then off to Joell's to hassle Joell for the rent and to make sure he had
faxed a signature page for the amicus brief we filed, and then we all got into a discussion about Ron Paul dollars. Must do laundry. I'm out of socks, unless there's a hidden stash somewhere.
joellpalmer.blogspot.com
Been eating potatoes boiled in miso then fried with freegan eggs, and fried with undiu, and chili, and decaf soy latte. no wonder i'm fat.
At least i still fit in these jeans which are 33s. I need to either ride my bike or join the gym or both. Stayed sober tonight for a change.

 

by arbi
11-18-07
ring ring
it's the superhero hotline!
We elected a new mayor and threw the bum out, but the county sheriff is refusing to return control of the city police department. There's panic in the streets!
Superhero hotline, may i help you?
There's only one who can save the city now! Help us, Avenging Armadillo!
Sorry, wrong number *click*

 

by arbi
11-18-07
cow
coworker
orker

 

by arbi
11-18-07
What's that game you're playing? Tetris? Mario Brothers? Frogger?
It's a geek thing. You wouldn't understand.
Is it like PacMan?
Yes. Yes, it is like PacMan.

 

by arbi
11-18-07
Bonjour monsieurs et bon appetit. Youse guys ready to order?
J'avais les nascargot, s'il vous plait.
vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction =vids.individual&videoid=20106041
I'll have what he's having.

 

by arbi
11-18-07
Show doesn't start till 11:00, boys.

 

by arbi
11-18-07
If I said you had "A Beautiful Mind", would you hold it against me?

 

by arbi
11-18-07
http://freerice.com
Emancipate Condoleeza!
Fight the power!
What do we want?
We don't know!
I can score a 50 without cheating, but after 3 games the words repeat too much
When do we want it?
Soon!

 

by arbi
11-19-07
I can hardly wait! It's almost the day after thankgiving! ... .... . . . . . . . . . . . . . you know, Black Friday.
And?
Oh no you din't just go there! Why it always gotta be a race thing with you?
That's not what I meant.
Talk to the stump!

 

by arbi
11-19-07
not long ago, in a garage not far away
BigFrank105/413240/
The rims are gonna run you $140 if I can get the parts.

 

by arbi
11-20-07
I'm just back from the club. $5= cover and 3 gin and tonics. $30, tips.
So, it's been a while since I've dated and I'm kind of sexually frustrated.
okie dokie
oh and $4 for a bottle of Malibu for Malibu, who's moving back to florida
Do you think you could give me a hand?
I thought you'd never ask.
this comic is a subtle clue about what i got for the $30. twice.
I meant, could you help me get a date? With a woman.
Oh. The answer's still yes, but it'll cost extra.

 

by arbi
11-20-07
My friend corey turned 30 tonight. He's upset at being offically over the hill.
30 is like 65 in gay years. He's still mega-hot, but he has crow's feet and i think maybe has already had his first heart attack.
as i left the club, it was taking 3 people to carry him to the car. just like old times.

 

by arbi
11-20-07
did: the dishes, the laundry, checked the mail. it was nice to get a hardcopy of the amicus brief we filed with the supreme court - my first one of those.
to do tomorrow: pack, pay insurance, make phone calls, bank, drive 600 miles to south philly.
i guess my cool next door neighbor moved out cuz all her stuff's out at the trash - i'm tempted to go rummage thru it.
which reminds me, i saw a fox tonight, a real fox, downtown.
we report, you decide.
I got everything done except the phone calls. Right now I'm east of the Mason-Dixon, on a dialup Mac, reading wodehouse.

 

by arbi
11-20-07
So, it's been a while since I've dated and I'm kind of sexually frustrated.
okie dokie
Do you think you could give me a hand?
Hold that thought.
several of my recent strips blatantly rip off kane2742, a funny and prolific new stripcreator. check him out. kane2742/413251/
You were saying?

 

by arbi
11-20-07
The Supreme Court met this morning to consider whether it will hear DC v Heller, a second amendment case.
An announcement could come any minute now, or not for a couple weeks. stay tuned, court fans!
Yes! the court took the case.
This one will be big, folks, and you heard it here first.
http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/ us/AP-Scotus-Guns.html

 

by arbi
11-20-07
http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/
Should we say grace first, or just eat him?
showthread.php?postnum=253880
"grace"

 

by arbi
11-22-07
Broiled tomatoes Provencal: tomato, garlic, onion, crutons, optional parsley.
green beans, roast sweet potato, tossed salad, wine vinegrette, water, apple pie, decaf coffee.
Thanks Mom!

 

by arbi
11-25-07
Thanksgiving weekend at Mom's. Not getting any work done, reading books, playing online. Just like home, except dialup.
I saw a couple deer on the drive here but this year I didn't run into one.
Went out tonight. Bar #1: "Baxter's"$5 cover, had a coke, crowded, yuppie. Bar #2. $5 cover, g&t, it's a black bar now, not a gay bar. must update gaybarapedia.
Bar #3: boarded up. Came home and read another wodehouse novel. At bar #1, I saw someone who might have been carole's sister, or Liza Minelli, but i didn't ask.
Tomorrow we are skipping church but will go to a celtic harp orchestra thingy,
and i might get up the nerve to drop in on an ex-girlfriend, her second husband, three cats, 5 kids. Monday I line up some east coast screenings, or head home.

 

by arbi
11-26-07
well it's been nice visting mom for thanksgiving, but i should probably head home soon
because you have responsibilities in the real world?
that too.
i can only go so long without downloading pr0n

 

by arbi
11-26-07
**www.websnark.com/.../castpage
the stereotype** of the internet geek is some fat guy who rarely showers and lives in his mom's basement
* january 2007: 170# november 2007: 190#. eek.
well, i'm here to say, i might be fat*, and i might not shower often, but i've just seen my mom's basement
and it's a lot nicer than my place.
if i don't get any lines, why am i even in this comic?

 

by arbi
11-27-07
acme markets always reminds me of the roadrunner
went to philly, screened for a study there, don't expect to get in. it's in this vintage italian neighborhood in south philly
canned goods at acme, samosas at govinda's, stopped by dirty frank's, woody's, and the 12th st air command.
dirty frank's is this fun hole in the wall straight bar in the gayborhood i found by accident a couple months ago
then i spent an hour looking for my car - i parked at 12th st & bainbridge, not 11th & south st.
was tired by then, didn't even go to chinatown like usual.
govinda's is a front for the hare krishna. it's been 20 years since i was there last - i'd misplaced it.
i snagged an oriental rug some oriental guy was throwing away and said i could have. my hoarding obsession/compulsion kicks in again.

 

by arbi
11-28-07
6 am [/kane 414265]
7 am
*yawn* good morning, dear. what's for breakfast?
mutton, honey.

 

by arbi
11-28-07
tell me more about this structure strange humanoid
This wall? Oh it was built back in 122 by Roman Emperor Hadrian.
Yours is a primitive culture, Tellurian. If you didn't have so many walls and fences, you wouldn't need windows or gates.
That's what she said!

 

by arbi
12-02-07
I'm back in indiana. Routine trip back, fine weather, now that i'm here it's rain and sleet.
At Havana in ohio, a cute asian woman hugged me and chatted with me at closing time. It's been so long since that's happened it didn't occur to me to offer to go home with her.
My computer clock was wrong, so i got to the club last night a few minutes before closing.
I have a job interview this week. They called me, so I figured I might as well go, might even take the job if offered.
So far I've been catching up online, sleeping, and throwing away dead stuff from the fridge.
So really nothing at all to report, I just wanted to make a comic to stay in the habit.

 

by arbi
12-03-07
This just in! Japanese researchers have found that chimpanzees are better at remembering a series of numbers than college students are. What's that url?
http://news.yahoo.com/ s/ap/20071203/ ap_on_sc/ chimp_memory_1
Here ya go
I, for one,...
I think I'll go write this up for slashdot.

 

by arbi
12-03-07
www.animalshaveproblems.com
No no Bowser, I said a call to battle, not a ball to cattle
http://politics.slashdot.org/ article.pl?sid=07/12/03/2029241

 

by arbi
12-03-07
[x]haircut [x]mailbox [0] traffic court
The bad news: I only had three things to do on my list today, but I screwed up and only got two done. The good news: two out of three ain't bad, said the Meatloaf.
The good news: I put $4800 in the bank today. The other good news: I get to drive all night to screen for a study that would pay $3700.
The bad news: but I won't get in, cuz it's a heart monitor study. The good news is i get a free heart monitor session. The bad news is i had to cancel a job interview tomorrow.
The bad news is that I need a free heart monitor session. Good news?: I'll probably stop by Kentucky and visit my ex.
i could go on like this for 6 more panels
Good news: I'm getting along well with her boyfriend- slash-roommate. Bad news is he has cancer.
Good news: it's time to go to the club till closing time. Bad news: I'll probably fall asleep at the wheel at 5 am.

 

by arbi
12-04-07
mandingo/414936
Let's see what indypete wants.. ruh ro
For me? You shouldn't have!
he got that right
just what i wanted... a box of analingus

 

by arbi
12-04-07
had a good time at the club. $50 worth of a good time. then i drove 400 miles to evansville and back for a study i didn't get in to. another $50 at least in gas.
now i'm going to crash out, since i haven't slept yet.
I had an idea for a comic called the process of elimination, but i try to stay away from scatology.
I don't really have to do a study in december. I could stay home with chores to catch up on.
But it's what they say about if you fall off an invisible pink unicorn, you should get right back on it.

 

by arbi
12-05-07
idea stolen from www.animalshaveproblemstoo.com/ index.php?id=348
the rake is 3 decibels
the leaf blower is 140 decibels
this happened a week ago
so which one should we use at arbi's mom's house at 7 am?
in other news, it snowed last night, so my house kinda looks like this minus the wreath
mwahahahaha

 

by arbi
12-05-07
after making this comic, i realized that it wasn't 8:20 pm, it was 8:20 am and i'm 12 hours early. jet lag from road trip.
the slave auction at that straight club starts in 40 minutes*
but there's three inches of snow on the ground and still coming down
do i want to risk my p-o-s car in snow?
maybe you'll be able to buy a girl. lord knows it's your only chance to get a date w/ a female
* http://dexlives.comicgenesis.com/ d/20010505.html
quick, to the posmobile!*

 

by arbi
12-05-07
what i did all day: read webcomics. call from a bill collector, an hour writing letter re bill collector, a call from a friend who wants me to move to kentucky and take a job he has
did the dishes, washed the grimy patch on the floor, found the dead thing that was causing an odor,
didn't do the laundry, didn't go to the traffic court, didn't reschedule the job interview, didn't go thru the bills or review my to do list.
what i didn't do, that almost every else does: set an alarm, get up, have breakfast, pack a lunch, go to work, come home.
the reason i don't do this is explained in the comic title.

 

by arbi
12-05-07
All through the day, little red riding hood hunted in the deep woods, but she could find no game.
Suddenly in a clearing she came upon a handsome knight.
Are you game?
You bet I am!
So she shot him.

 

by arbi
12-05-07
not a bookstore
Dude, quick, name a golden girl. ... Dude, what color glasses does an optimist wear?
Rose, bud ............................ Rose, bud.
Dude, what did Jesus do on the third day??
Rose, bud.
Dude, what does Santa call his sled?
I don't know, bud, what does Santa call his sled?

 

by arbi
12-05-07
Rudolph, check. Dancer, check. Prancer, check. Comet, check. Cupid - hey wait a minute!

 

by arbi
12-05-07
pushmepullyou exhibit

 

by arbi
12-05-07
Old McDonald had a farm, AFL-CIO
And on this farm he had a collective bargaining agreement, AFL-CIO
And in that collective bargaing agreement he had highlighted a few clauses, AFL-CIO ....

 

by arbi
12-06-07
for the third day in a row, i'm sitting halfdressed in front of my computer at 3:30, knowing that the traffic court, 8 miles away, closes at 4,
and until i check things at the traffic court, i don't want to reschedule that medical courier job interview.
so they've probably already given the job to someone else.
the other thing i need to do today is get a tire replaced. i probably have time for another cup of decaf before i do that. Done! $20 plus tacks.
so that's how i ended up getting nothing done today. but tonight i have a date with my private dancer.
tomorrow is delaware day, or for the rest of you, pearl harbor day, or is that september?

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