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by Beeko180
3-27-09
GLORIA!
DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!!!!!!
Who's gloria?
The milkman.

 

by Beeko180
3-27-09
Here we go. One marshmallow on a stick!
Thank you. Now where's the other one?
What other one?
Da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Just what I thought. You aren't a worker! You're the dentist!

 

by Beeko180
3-27-09
DoNkEy KoNg!
shut up-a yer face-a
OoO OooO Aa AaA!
LUIGI!!!!!
Yes-a mario?!
BRING-A ME THE SHOT-A GUN!

 

by Beeko180
3-27-09
A lot of you may have realised that I haven't made as much comics as I used to.
The simple data is there in my list of comics. The number of comics recede ever more each day, while as it goes up to this day they begin to ascend by amount made.
:D
So my message is simple and short this time: I'm back to comics.

 

by Beeko180
3-27-09
28th Friday, 2000 AD (January)
So why change the office into a church?
Not telling.
Yeah I know but why?
Look Chen: Why won't you just go grab them boxes over there and bring them to me? Got that?
[mutters] Just saying......

 

by Beeko180
3-27-09
Hey Chen!
Yeah yeah, hey can you pass me a few boxes mate?
Sure!
Thanks
5 minutes later.......
Tell me chuck. What did you put in those boxes?

 

by Beeko180
3-27-09
Here's your stupid box!
What the hell happened to you?
Chuck put a fake cockoroach in there.
But that doesn't explain-
I got scared.

 

by Beeko180
3-27-09
That's the spirit!
Only one more box to go!
*Door lock clicks*
*Airvents seal*
!

 

by Beeko180
3-27-09
Hey boss, can I go change?
Sure.
ok thanks.
Wait!
What?
Have you seen Phil?

 

by Beeko180
3-28-09
[moans]
[continues moaning]
2 minutes later.......
There we are. All ready to go!

 

by Beeko180
3-28-09
You back now are you?
WTF!!!
Oh yeah I forgot to tell you, we're setting up office again.
WHAT?! BUT WHY?!
I just wanted to see your reaction in a perfect attempt to use up one episode of this Season, that's all.
*storms out*

 

by Beeko180
3-28-09
CRASH THUD BANG BOOM!
Wow...
Talk about dramatic exits......

 

by Beeko180
3-28-09
So then he like locks the door and seals off the airvents!
You sure he did this?
Well.......
Just because I was taking a few extra anti-depressants than usual doesn't mean it didn't happen!

 

by Beeko180
3-28-09
So then he's like: Just because I was taking sionide pills doesn't mean I wasn't seeing it!
Yeah yeah, hey chuck can you go over there and flip that switch for me?
Oh ok....
*door locks while a dozen noises are created*
UM! BOSS, IF YOUR STILL IN HERE COULD YOU PLEASE CALL THE AMBULANCE, I THINK I SPLIT A VEIN OPEN......

 

by Beeko180
3-28-09
Lunch break at Work.....
[muffles]
!
*FLICK*
OH THANK THE LORD!!!

 

by Beeko180
3-28-09
And then The boss locked me in the storage room.
Get fucked.
I know and-
Wait, what?

 

by Beeko180
3-28-09
Wait so your saying that You actually DID lock phil in the basement?
He deserved it.
Why, what did he do?
He kept praising me.

 

by Beeko180
3-28-09
The next day
Now as your punishment you will get a good spanking.
Yes sir.
Oh boy!
5 hours later.......
I didn't know you meant literally.

 

by Beeko180
3-28-09
Look Phil. I'm sorry I locked you in the basement.
And?
Your punishment is to file all these tax returns.
Heh heh, now I'm off scott free!

 

by Beeko180
3-28-09
Now that all the workers are here we can start the meeting. Please. Sit down.
Lately the bills have been trippling. Does anyone have something to spill?
The tuckshop lady smothered all this Dark Brown Cool Whip on me when I was asleep!

 

by Beeko180
3-28-09
The next day......
Do you ever consider the fact that almost everyone in the building hates you?
Wait what?
They do.
So did you file those tax returns?

 

by Beeko180
3-28-09
That's it!
What's it?
Your it!
What do you mean I'm it?
Wait, aren't we playing tiggy???
Honestly man, I hope to god you develop a brain in the near future.......

 

by Beeko180
3-28-09
Sir
Maam
I didn't do the tax returns.

 

by Beeko180
3-28-09
And so he said that he didn't do the tax returns.
Really?
Do you think we should get someone else to do it?
Meanwhile.......
So Yellowpages, Do you think Ceaser is having an affair with Blake?
Shut the hell up! I'm trying to sleep god damn it!

 

by Beeko180
3-28-09
Fear me Moose!
For I am!
I'm not a moose.
Shut up you moron! I'm trying to display idiom to the reader here!

 

by Beeko180
3-28-09
So let me get this straight. A bull broke your shoulder blade and lower rib cage on the weekend?
Yes.
That's AWESOME!!!

 

by Beeko180
3-28-09
Bzzz! Bzzz!
!
Quick Shadow Man you have to come and rescue my baby!
Why what happened?
Are you sure it was a screaming ninja?

 

by Beeko180
3-28-09
In other news a man was beat to almost certain death this afternoon by an apparent "Screaming Ninja"
Thanks Tom, We will now show a live feed located at the crime scene. Take it away Gilbert!
No problem Jeena. Mr. Fillingstook, are you sure it was a screaming ninja?

 

by Beeko180
3-28-09
From this day on!
I shall be known as-
Waaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
3-28-09
dooooooooooooooood
I think the fumes are making me noxious.......

 

by Beeko180
3-28-09
Come on Randy We're going to go on a fantastic journey to the mediteranian seas.
Where fish live in salt and coconuts are a good source of vitamin A.
Then we'll go around screaming out insults to pirates with smelly feet!
OK!

 

by Beeko180
3-28-09
Yo ho timmy tee toe
Yo ho timmy tee toe
*Clang*
AAAAAAAAH! HE GOT ME!!!!

 

by Beeko180
3-28-09
I think it broke
Maybe we should get the drill.
Nah. You give me a boost so I can climb out the window.

 

by Beeko180
3-28-09
That's it! Almost got it!
*THRUNK*
The eagle has landed!

 

by Beeko180
3-28-09
Wait, where's Randy?
[muffles]

 

by Beeko180
3-29-09
*rubs elbow*
*SCREECH*
*SCREECH*
DUDE IM TRYING TO DRIVE HERE!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
3-29-09
Why'd you do that anyway?
Later that day.....

 

by Beeko180
3-29-09
Ok Randy.
Explain.
Who's Randy?

 

by Beeko180
3-29-09
Meanwhile.......
[muffles]
*CRUNK*

 

by Beeko180
3-29-09
Meanwhile Meanwhile........
Rrrrrrr
AROOOOO?!
arry arry arrrr

 

by Beeko180
3-29-09
Meanwhile Meanwhile Meanwhile.......
Follow me.
OK!
And so they set off. They trudded through the freezing snows of Iceland.......
Dragged their bodies along the scorching plains of Death Valley.....

 

by Beeko180
3-29-09
Through the land of pwetty pixies with cute wittle butterflies and scary corpses.....
Until a security alarm went off.........
UGGA UG UG!!!!!!! UGGA UG UG!!!!!!!
!
:O

 

by Beeko180
3-29-09
And to make the storyline seem like it isn't really that long the writer has skipped the parts where there are other things that............................ ...................... blah blah blah......
Why is the door open?! Where's Randy?!
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
SLAM!

 

by Beeko180
4-02-09
GWA WAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH???!
OH MY DEAR SHOE!!!!!!
WHAT IN CHRIST'S HOLY SPIRIT IS GOING ON HERE?!

 

by Beeko180
4-02-09
GWAA WOO WOO WHAAA???!!!!!!!
[sniff] [sniff] moo moo washy wooze
The storyline has been postponed for the next season, please be patient while I make other comics and finish off other things......
RUK!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-02-09
So I says to that guy....
The guy with the....
LONG TAIL???

 

by Beeko180
4-02-09
I'll give you fifty bucks if you jump......
YOU'VE GOT A DEAL!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-02-09
ALRIGHT NITWIT! TURN AROUND!!!
Ah, I see you came after all?
DROP THE MUG AND COME QUIETLY!
Eat Nitric Acid Fool!

 

by Beeko180
4-02-09
So let me get this straight. An oversized, Flesh-eating Maggot spat nitric acid at you and ripped your clothes off?
Yes.
Did you like it?!

 

by Beeko180
4-02-09
HELP HELP!
SOMEONE TOOK MY BABY!

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