All comics by Makin_d_bacon

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-28-17
...the Fake News Channel.....
Good morning! It's -37 degrees today and for insight on that fact let's go to Brad!
I must admit...I may have to buy a coat if this weather persists!
And THAT'S the way it is from Brad in the Florida Keys! Our next update will be in an hour!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-29-17
So you expect me to believe that YOU wrote this essay?
Sure...why not?
Because in it, you have attempted to solve a major Quantum Physics conundrum and you're an "F" math student!
Attempted? So I guess that's a bad thing, huh?
We never claimed any accuracy, sucker!
I still want my G.D. money back, you InstaGoogleTweet Face, turds!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-30-17
It appears some "old timers" have returned to Stripcreator.com!
So...is THAT a GOOD thing? Are they funnier than US?
The friggin Ebola Virus is funnier than you two!
Did you say something?
Hahahahahahah...bwahahaha, oh god you're too funny! You guys are hilarious. Everything you say makes me ROTFL! Now gimme a TREAT!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-30-17
In the NEW Saudi Arabia.....
Shalome, Ezrah!
You Saudi's are really shaking things up, yes?
That's right! We are now VERY progressive! Women can drive. Movies theaters are open again. Comic-Con and bikini's are allowed....
Yes...yes! It all sounds so very progressive but you know SOME will still overstep!
THOSE... we decapitate, disembowel and lastly, we draw & quarter them, feeding their remains to dogs!
But "Progressively", I'm sure!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-31-17
...with a rich old pedophile!
A bottle of 2005 "Dom Perignon Brut" to ring in the new year for you & a Coca-Cola for your daughter, sir?
I'll have you know that's my Concubine for the evening , Fuzzy!
Concubine? She looks barely old enough to drink, sir!
Looks are deceiving, Fuzzy! She's well versed in Kama Sutra techniques. Come here, my beloved!
Not another solid gold yo-yo? If you expect another B-J you're gonna have to up the ante, buddy!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-01-18
Don't worry fella. It happens to the best of them!
But Chen has NEVER been fired before!
Chen lacks what it takes to work in MY department!
What it takes is being BLACK and a relation of yours!
You actually said that loud enough for her to hear?
What's it look like?

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-01-18
I'd like all your books on "Racial Equality", please!
I must say, it seems you are at least trying to change!
What? No way! Just gimme the damn books, Jamima!
The name is "Jamalia" and if you're NOT changing, then what are they for?
It's "neeg" burnin night and we're outta wood!
*sigh*

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-01-18
I see you two are still active Misogynistic, Racists! Yes?
Among other things but yes, we do try our best!
Let's just call it a "nack"!
Do I HAVE TO take em both?
Look...I just gave ya Charlie Manson. Now YOU gotta do ME a "solid"!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-02-18
Wow Pops! It's only Jan. 2nd & look at all the suicides!
It's all cause of that TRUMP guy!
OK Pence, read that "Executive Order" back to me!
"I hearby order EVERYONE, EVERYWHERE to have the words "The Donald's Bitch" tattooed on their foreheads!
So, we gonna get matching FONTS?
No Way, boy. If we do THAT the next thing he'll be demanding is "nipple rings"!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-02-18
OK men, I have just extracted semen from this corpse...
...and will now go inject it into the waiting test subject.
You sure this is gonna make my gay son into a manly seaman?
"SEA"man? Oh shit!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-03-18
I'm sorry sir, but I only printed 150,000,000 calendars with the wrong year on them!
What the hell! Accidents happen!
You're FIRING me for braking a stapler? REALLY?
Office supplies cost money you know! Beat it!
You mean even tho I did 5 years in the joint for embezzelment I STILL get the job?
I don't see why not!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-04-18
Tell Richard the waiter that Barry wants him.
The only waiter I got here is that "poof" Fuzzy!
Really? Barry is gonna be pissed!
But Fuzzy IS the guy I wanted, dummy!
No way! I specifically remember you saying you were looking for "DICK"!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-04-18
Doctor, the patient would like the Colonascopy results!
The WHAT?
Sorry for the mix-up Mrs. Tobor, but at least you know you're not PREGNANT!
*OUCH*

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-05-18
...are no longer required reading!
Whoa there. Chill out dude!
The name is Roo! I'm head of security here in "The Hundred Acre Wood"!
Isn't this where people win "shit" for prizes?
No, you dumb fuck! This is where "Winnie the Pooh" is at!
Right! Just like I said..."Winning the poop"!
You illiterate FUCK! I oughta just shoot you where you stand!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-05-18
Does it ever get old?
Ya get used to it!
But it ruins your rep!
Maybe so but it's just something they say!
Why don't they call it something else?
Crooks "taking it on the penguine" just sounds silly!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-06-18
Yo, lady...you said I look like WHO?
Rocky Balboa, silly!
No kiddin? Who's dat?
He's the guy who is about to get real lucky. Get in here, big boy!.
Lucky, huh? So........you sellin PowerBall tickets or what?
Let's just go with "or what"! Now get naked, stud-muffin!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-07-18
Senator, have you heard all the talk of "Dominating Pages" on Stripcreator.com?
So what? You know I've done THAT for years.
Listen up, Wiley! Your duties as my "Page" will include getting ass raped, flogged and being hung by your nipples, daily!
What the f...?
How can I forget? My ass STILL hurts!
Good times, eh?

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-08-18
There! I've disrupted RCLG's attempt at front page domination!
Oh man...is HE gonna be pissed or WHAT?
Then, d-bacon, my work here is done!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-08-18
What's the matter?
I can't find my keys!
Switch places with me. I'll handle it.
Just gimme a sec...
There, got it!
Found em! Oh shit!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-09-18
Now they think "OPRAH" can replace me!
I thought she was still Head of Housekeeping at "Mar-a-Lago", daddy?
I fired her from THAT ages ago.
Really? Why?
She got too fat to wear the required Hattie McDaniel uniform.
Absolutely! A TOTAL "deal breaker"!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-09-18
So, young man, I see you play Roseanne's son in the remake of her old sit-com!
Yeah!
But in it, you dress as a girl. Isn't your "penis" going to be an issue that must be dealt with?
I guess...but it ain't no big thing!
I understand that ISN'T what John Goodman said!
Him? What does HE know? He's dumb. A great kisser... but DUMB!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-10-18
Martha, is it true that more women are watching PORN these days?
Don't be ridiculous, George. Women don't have such sick cravings!
Whew! That's good to hear. For a minute, I had a mental picture of you riding a huge black dildo all day long when I'm out of town!
I can tell you right now, THAT doesn't happen!
Until after dark!
"...deeper in my ass Tyrone! Deeper! DEEPER, I say!"
Now quick...pull it out & shove it in her mouth, then bust your load, my black stallion!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-11-18
Listen sweetie, we'll call it your "Monkey"! You're getting hair down there on your "Monkey" because you're growing up!
Really?
Hey Sis, my "Monkey" is growing hair!
That's no big deal! What's really fun is when you...
...what...WHAT?
....feed it bananas!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-11-18
...but deer season is over!
Who gave YOU a calendar?
It's a natural instict I have. It just "automatic"!
I know what ya mean!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-12-18
Hey Rags, who is that at the front door?
Fuck if I know! He's in the living room.
And who might YOU be?
Me? I'm the "Fuck if I know" Goblin!
So you must be......?
Like I told the big fat guy..."Fuck if I know"! So...Are you two deaf AND stupid?

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-12-18
New Game Show on Trump TV......
So, for One Million Dollars, who is the smartest man in the WORLD?
Stephen Hawking!
Neil Degrasse Tyson!
Fuck if I know! Donald Trump?
...and the winner is.......
After taxes you STILL get about $1000.00. Pretty HUGE, eh?
Fuck if I know?

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-12-18
Beat it you filthy nig...
You best not be finishing that word, fella!
And why is THAT, you fat assed jungle bun....
Ah, ah, ah! I can have you arrested as a bigot so don't push it mister!
But...things changed!
I DEMAND to see a lawyer! A lawyer of COLOR I might add! This is outrageous!
No it ain't, ya dumb ass darkie! THIS is "Mississippi"!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-13-18
Amoebas at the "Dawn of Creation"......
Know any swear words?
What ARE "swear words"?
Nasty stuff, I guess!
Nasty like...where our excretions exit our cells?
Yeah...that might be good!
Then "SHIT-HOLE" it is!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-14-18
You ever read "The Drudge Report"? I pretty much avoid it!
Sometimes! Why?
Because it leads weak minded people to do idiotic things just to seem in "style" like those two over there at the water cooler!
Oh shit! Yeah! I see what ya mean!
I been telling you guys for years how comfy this is.
And how! The old ballsack can finally breathe.

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-14-18
Jan.13, 2018 Hawaii
You better get to shelter. A ballistic missile is on it's way here any minute!
Ok!
A cop at the beach made me come home because of a balsamic missile!
Really?
I guess it's like a vinegar cocktail!
I'll check in my Rachel Ray Cookbook!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-15-18
Hey d-bacon, today is "MLK" day!
"MLK", huh? What's THAT stand for, Ragzy baby?
Beats me...but we get a day off for it!
A day off from WHAT? We do absolutely NOTHING!
What? We collaborate on biggoted, sexist and generally racially insensitive comics, don't we?
True! Maybe THAT'S what "MLK" stands for. "Making Lousy Komics"!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-15-18
Did you know Germany is considering a 28 hour work week?
That means the Unions here will try it too!
Why would they do THAT?
You don't think those factory slobs wouldn't jump at a 28 Hr. work week?
Are you kidden? It takes 3 of em to get 28 hours of work done in a week as it is!
Oh yeah...there is THAT!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-15-18
I come in peace!
Really?
Our technology is highly advanced. Allow me to demonstrate!
I'm not sure I trust this fella.
It only LOOKS like a ray-gun. Trust me!
A "Mix-Master" my ASS!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-15-18
Would you vote for a "black"?
I dunno. A "black" what?
Caucasian!
I DARE ya to tell me she wasn't fuckin with me!
I'll take that as a "NO", Cracker!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-16-18
Today class, we will learn about NEW California!
Which part is gonna be new?
The rural areas want to be seperated from the big cities!
So the new part will be all farmers? All the sex, drugs, rock n roll, porn and all other perversities will remain in the OLD part?
That's a bit over simplified, but YES!
Fuck the FARMERS!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-16-18
Neil, I left a yule log in the bathroom that needs tending to.
Jesus...what in the holy hell died in here, Neil?
I believe Delmar gave birth in stall #3 a minute ago!
What exactly do you ingest, my dear Delmar, that leaves us with such pungent ordors.
Other than boiled eggs, snoots, saurkraut, chile and baked beans smothered in Broccoli and Cauliflower, nuthin but draft beer!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-16-18
How was THAT?
Nice... but sort of inappropriate!
Why? Ain't ya a darned Catholic?
It's not THAT...
Why so hard on that poor guy?
I can only take so many verses of ..."In Heaven Der Ees No Beer"....

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-17-18
Hi there!
Staring is NOT polite you know!
But I'm NOT staring! I'm imagining my cock between your tits!
You wha...?
Was it worth it, you horny perv?
Totally...you frigid bitch!!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-18-18
Welcome to "Regions Bank"!
This bank debited over $300.00 from my account to "FaceBook"!
Yeah! So what?
I DON"T HAVE a "FaceBook" account, you old biddy! I'm gonna shake some sense into you!
Touch me and you'll draw back a stump! I'm a long way from "OLD" buddy boy!
Oh you're OLD, alright. Back when you were a child, the "Dead Sea" wasn't even sick yet!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-18-18
The Offer:
*yawn*
Looky here Yo, this here fine bitch gonna give ya'll a quick lick make it stick all for a mere $25 each!
I dunno man....
C'mon, let's go for it dude!
The Aftermath:
What the heck...at least we got us a blow-job... but you didn't even cum! Didn't ya like it?
Everything was fine until I realized that SHE had a hard-on TOO!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-19-18
These boots are made for walkin, and that's just what they'll do...
...one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over YOU! Ya ready, boots? Start walkin!
Da! Da da da DA da da da Da.......

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-19-18
Fantasy
Young girl, get out of my mind! My love for you is way out of line....
Better run girl! You're much too young girl....
Reality
Did he touch you? You can tell Daddy, Lucy! Where did that no good boy touch you?
Same places YOU do, only HE makes me cum h-a-r-d!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-20-18
I don't put much stock in all this "GOD" stuff!
You DON'T? I vill teach you, my boy. Meet me at Temple on 5th & Main at 5pm to study!
OK...but I'll have you know I'm just coming for the bagels!
You Gentiles slay me!
Whoa...when you said "Temple" I thought...
You "thought" nothing but bagels! We Buddhists are big on RICE!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-21-18
And just who the hell do you think YOU are? Charlie Tuna?
Don't be ridiculous!
Ridiculous, huh? Why's THAT?
Anyone can tell I'm more of a "Chicken of the Sea"! Right?
Here comes a shark! He'll let ya know in a sec!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-22-18
We, SIR....
...are NO "Dipwarts"!
Shit-bums, maybe...
...but definitely NOT "Dipwarts"!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-23-18
Welcome, Francis McDormand!
I'd like to thank the Acadamy for..
Wait a minute. You haven't won the Oscar yet.
I haven't?
No!
Well, fuck it then!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-23-18
OK...what's he done NOW?
Your son refuses to participate in gym class!
Participate HOW?
Coach says he won't play "leap-frog"!
Tell me you played "leap-frog" today!
I did! And it turns out, if ya play alone with the coach NAKED ya get an ice cream! But it sure makes my ass-hole sore!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-23-18
It's filthy down here!
I see that! Ain't it GREAT?
SHIT!!! There goes the neighborhood!
HEY! I'm standing right HERE!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-23-18
So can you repair the window?
No trouble! Chen know just what you need.
What's that?
Caulk! You just let old Chen squeeze in some caulk, poke it in real tight and when it's hard you'll be VERY pleased! Chen is known as a real "crack filling caulk-poker!
Then, before Chen could go get caulking gun she starts kicking Chen's ass!
FYI, next time call it..."silicon gel"!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
1-24-18
RCGL has been verbally spanked by the "ADAA"!
Why would the "Anal Dildo Appreciation Acadamy" do THAT?
Did you just make that up?
Me? May lightning strike me if.....
Yaaaaaaaah!!!
"AIEEEE"

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