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by Beeko180
4-02-09
HE DID IT!
Your mother is in a coma. She won't make it. Have you ever seen my bedroom?

 

by Beeko180
4-02-09
In other news, Abe Vigoda was trialed and acquitted for the murder of a 4 year old boy.
The boy was beat to death with a branding iron and dumped in the local park.
His mother suffered a second coma.

 

by Beeko180
4-02-09
..........
.........
And that's why I can't pay you back.

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
So there you have it.
One week until school is finished.
And I still haven't ripped out Beeko's diaphragm.

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
Moo?

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
Quacky Quack?

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
That's It! From this day forward I shall drink no more!
Then why are you in a bar?
Why AM I in a bar??

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
Well you know what? You have a complete lack of common sense!
It's your turn to pay.

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
The jungle isn't fit for you!
[cocks rifle]
Go back the way you came....

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
Thanks for walking me to my apartment Tooms.
No problem.
Meet me behind the drug store tomorrow morning at 8:00

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
And what would your name be pumpkin?
OH DEAR GOD!!!!!!!!! IT HAS NO TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
So then he's like "You get your fat bumpkin jumpkin over here sonny boy before I KICK IT!"
So what happened AFTER you beat him with a 16 tonne pole?

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
So what couldn't wait to get dumped out of your mouth like a giant armadillo spitting out a rhino?
You have cancer!

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
You there! Lady in the back!
Yes you! What's your-
Holy hell!

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
What's all that noise?!
*FLICK*
I'll just be........ going now....

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
You see, Life is a series of moral standards.
The first one is the simple rule of always take what you can.
Like that scary penguin over there stabbing that helpless two year old.

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
You're fat!
That wasn't very nice Blue [sigh]
Your bucky tucky is bigger than a donkey!

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
There HAS to be some way you can-
Nope.
But why not?!
You want fries with that?

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
So how 'bout that chick I hooked you up with yesterday huh?
You'll burn in hell for this.........

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
Like they always say: I have no fear!
But you had lots of fear when that sock puppet came barging into last week's comic.
Yes but I was hammered in last week's comic.

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!! SCARY BIRD THINGY!!!!!!
Kill him.
Very very slowly......

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
!
tee hee!
:.: :.. ::: ....: ::::. . :::: :.: ...::: :.: :.. ::: ::::. . :::: :.:
WHAT?!!!!!!!
Big Fluffy Jumpers
[wheeze]

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
Hey Blue! Turn around!
Wha- OH DEAR CHRIST!!!!!!!
MY BACK!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF Blue! Can you at least scooch over a little so I can put the milk back?

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
So Can I?
Can you what?
Have a holiday?
Ha ha
No.

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
So Chen was wondering if we could go on a maternity leave or something.
Do you even know what a maternity leave is?
I doubt any of us know what it is.

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
Maybe we could work out a deal.
Ok, what's the deal?
YOU have to look after my son.
He can go.

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
Anything else you want to take?
Can we take Rufus?

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
They took the car.

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
Hi boss.
Wait a minute. Aren't you supposed to be on holiday?
Would you happen to know a good place where you can buy a car?

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
And now I have to file all these sick day forms.
Sounds like you could use a gun!

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
Why can't I?!
Because you haven't given me a spongebath.
Sorry, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Later........
What the hell happened to you?

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
Are you sure you should be drinking?
It's only a couple of drinks Lenny. It's not like I'm going to start staggering around with a giant dagger in my back.
Later that night.......
SHE'LL BE COMIN ROUND THE MOUNTAIN WHEN SHE COMES.
The-

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
And that's why Jeff had a cardiac arrest.
Can you give me my shoes back now?

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
And that's when Guy suffered severe brain malfunctions and seventeen blows to the head with a tractor.
I want my mummy.......

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
Hello. This is The Boss of Faulty Tax Corporation Ltd. How may I help you?
Look out the window Jeff.
W-What???
Look out the window.
HOLY HELL, IT HAS A GUN!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
Why is there dog-
-on my shoe?
You've just been PUNKED

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
And that's why Jeff suffered a cardiac arrest.
Your an idiot. Who told you this junk anyway?
Would you believe me if I said it was a killer penguin?

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
Tell him the truth Chuck. You shall be rewarded by the lord.
I say shove a fork up his flower pot.

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
And that's why Jeff suffered a cardiac arrest.
Are you gonna eat that?

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
[yawn]
What is it honey?
Chuck keeps going on about Jeff.
Why what happened to him?

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
Well?
I swear I did NOT shove a brick down her esophagus. No matter what the X-ray says!

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
So where did you get that sweet as Lamborghini from?
Promise you won't buy it?
I promise.

 

by Beeko180
4-03-09
That one?
No. The one to the left.
You mean that one?
AAAAAAAH!!!!!!! THERE'S A PIT VIPER IN MY BOOT!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-04-09
You do know that throwing an ignited stick at a police officer and putting the finger up to him is a criminal offence right?
You got any pot?

 

by Beeko180
4-04-09
Bar tender! Ring me up a tall glass of-
Give me some DRUGS GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-04-09
You stupid little-
excuseme?
Wanna buy some crack?

 

by Beeko180
4-04-09
Hey Old lady!!!!
May I help you young man?
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Translation:

 

by Beeko180
4-04-09
Why hello Jeremy!
Hello Retarded Puppet posessed by the devil!
Today we're going to talk to you about:
Later.......
And that's where babies come from!
Wow. Talk about Censored.....

 

by Beeko180
4-04-09
There's no way out now.
Your gonna snap.
I can feel it.

 

by Beeko180
4-04-09
So I says to that guy "You have the most beautiful eyes"
He says "You have the looks of a troll with a really bad skin infection"

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