All comics by Beeko180

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by Beeko180
4-04-09
My friend called me a loser the other day.
I told him that his father was dating another man.

 

by Beeko180
4-04-09
Life.
A meaningless ocean of pity.
No wait, that's my wife.

 

by Beeko180
4-04-09
Have you ever noticed how little girls always get kicked in the head by a kangaroo?
I should write a book.
"How to get pummeled"

 

by Beeko180
4-04-09
I was sitting in the pub the other night, when I heard an old lady scream from inside the bathroom.
Run in and look around. Then I see my mother and my best friend.
My imagination becomes absolute from that moment on.

 

by Beeko180
4-04-09
Have you ever heard the expression: "Because I had to"?
That's what I said to the police officer when he asked me why I started ramming the back of his car into a tree.

 

by Beeko180
4-04-09
Give me your money!
J-just dont shoot!
STOP RIGHT THERE THIEF!
HOLY HELL!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-04-09
So let me get this straight. You were on fire when a guy comes up and puts it out. Then he gets out a gun and shoots you?
No.
Then what happened?
I put a dress on!

 

by Beeko180
4-04-09
*Ring Ring Ring* *Ring Ring Ring*
Just keep moving just keep moving just keep-

 

by Beeko180
4-04-09
uuh.
Later........
HOLY HELL!

 

by Beeko180
4-04-09
Are you sure it was a flying donkey?
UH HUH.
That'll be 50 bucks.

 

by Beeko180
4-04-09
From this day on I shall be known as-
Damn it.

 

by Beeko180
4-08-09
Hmmm. Interesting. Tell me, where did you buy this tie from?
Actually I took it from my girlfriend's robe.
Oh really. Can I have her number?
No.
Then we have nothing further to discuss.

 

by Beeko180
4-08-09
So what do you think of my tie?
I think it resembles a beautiful-
So you DO like it?
No, let me finish.
I think it is the most beautiful piece of trash that ever rolled its beady little body against my retina literally blinding me of all my visual senses. This tie is a tragic disgrace........

 

by Beeko180
4-08-09
So do you like it?
Yes I do. Can you turn around for a minute?
Ok.
DON'T YOU EVER COME BACK HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-08-09
Ok let me have a look at your tie maam.
I'm not a woman.
Show me your tie maam.

 

by Beeko180
4-08-09
So then he's like-
Uh huh.
Your tie is unusually long, may I feel it?
Are you coming on to me?

 

by Beeko180
4-08-09
NO!
You came here to get your tie judged. If you don't want it judged then you're going to have to leave.
NO!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-08-09
Hrmm, interesting.
What's with the poses?

 

by Beeko180
4-08-09
And then Ted is like "But smuggling flowers into Mexico is illegal.
Uh huh.
So I said "Not if we disguise them as dead people"
Uh huh.
So then he's like "I'll let you do this if you go find some retarded clown to judge your tie.

 

by Beeko180
4-08-09
HI, can you judge my tie?
Are you Ted?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-08-09
This tie is marvelous. It has an elegant stitching pattern and a beautiful silky texture.
I'm talking to a crackpot!

 

by Beeko180
4-08-09
Mr. Satan, I allow you to walk this Fashion Office out of the goodness in my heart.
So this isn't Target?

 

by Beeko180
4-08-09
Welcome kind customer.
Where am I?
This is the future.
The magic pixies brought you here using the colourful rainbow.

 

by Beeko180
4-08-09
Yes, yes. Can you make it quick? I've got a live feed in five minutes.
You have a mole on your chin.
HOLY HELL!!! IT WON'T COME OFF!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-08-09
Gee I LOVE your tie Mandy!
Why thank you Mr. Scary Clown!
Give me your money.

 

by Beeko180
4-08-09
Hi, I'm Abe Vigoda.
So the thing with you and the dead girl in the back of a truck is true?

 

by Beeko180
4-08-09
And that's why they call me "The Old Grey Git".
So this tie is handmade?
Yes.
From what?
My puppy.
That's- Wait what?

 

by Beeko180
4-08-09
Ok, I think we're done here Mr. Fillings.
Duuh Some people like me....
[sniff sniff] Don't look back buddy, don't look back.

 

by Beeko180
4-08-09
...........
.................
..............
Look! For the last time I DON'T want to see your paper shredder!!

 

by Beeko180
4-08-09
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
What's with the face?

 

by Beeko180
4-08-09
So you're rich?
Yes. I'm the rich white man.
But you're Red.

 

by Beeko180
4-08-09
All bow to your humble might your majesty.
That'll be 5 dollars for wasting my time.

 

by Beeko180
4-08-09
So what do you think?
First of all it's made for babies.
Second of all it is being worn by a tough looking man.
And third of all you're still too ugly to look good in anything.

 

by Beeko180
4-09-09
And because I haven't got any money I can't afford a home or anything.
Because you suck.
Ye- wait what?
She did it.

 

by Beeko180
4-09-09
What's up?
My friend bought me a barbecue for my birthday.
He said it was from-
Shut up.

 

by Beeko180
4-09-09
I really shouldn't have to talk to you.
Yes you do.
I'll give you fifty bucks if you leave me alone.
Make it a hundred?
Anything to shut you up.

 

by Beeko180
4-09-09
You got any change?

 

by Beeko180
4-09-09
I just don't feel welcome at the farm anymore.....
Mind if I turn the heater on?

 

by Beeko180
4-09-09
Your tall Mr. Stranger.
Why thank you freaky thing.

 

by Beeko180
4-09-09
I don't get it.
Get what?
You said there would be dope man!

 

by Beeko180
4-09-09
You want some cookies?
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha Ha!

 

by Beeko180
4-09-09
Open Wide!
Don't touch me!
Later...............

 

by Beeko180
4-09-09
You're stupid!
What?
That night............
Uh Uh Uh Uh!
Stayin alive, Stayin alive!

 

by Beeko180
4-09-09
Our story begins with the daily life of Dandy Rooberzee.........
What movie should I watch tonight?....
STOP RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-09-09
WHO ARE YOU?!
We know who you really are!
What on earth are you going on about?!
In other news a man was burned to death in his home by several apparent shooting stars.

 

by Beeko180
4-09-09
Meanwhile at the home, everything is gloomy when a hideous green thing appears from the depths of the flaming ruins of a home.......
THEY'LL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
PAT THE KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-09-09
This lair is perfect!
REE-ROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-09-09
That'll be 500 dollars sir.
WHAT?!!!!!!!
Excellent.............

 

by Beeko180
4-09-09
Whoever you are, Don't hurt the hostages!
MAKE ME!!!!!!!!
He said make me.

 

by Beeko180
4-09-09
Coming!
Why hello officer! May I help you this fine morning?
I'm told you know......
I'm sorry what?

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