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by Beeko180
4-15-09
*Chasing theme music*

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
*CLANG*
Now who's the smart one!
I demand you to let me out!
YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS GOOBERSMIT!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
Hey where's Captain Pain?
Dunno.
TO THE AMIGO-TENT!

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
Wait!
What is it?
Our secret Hideout is a tent?!
Well we couldn't afford anything cooler.
What, so that means we have to hide out in a tent located in the dead-set middle of a forest?!
We'll make a cooler one After we rescue Captain Pain.

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
We're almost there!
May I remind you that this place looks similar to an office?
We're here.

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
So what are we using the computer for?
On each of our superhero suits I've attatched a tracking device.
What are you some sort of Stalker?!
Shut up!
I was just-
SHUT UP!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
Now as I was saying: We'll use the computer to find the loacation of the tracking device, therefore showing us the location of Captain Pain.
There he is! Let's go!
Are you sure you're not a stalker?

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
Meanwhile: Captain Pain endures an interrogation by one of Red Goobersmit's Goons........
Do what you must! You will not break my silence!
Do it for me?
Never!
Aw come on!

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
This way.
I gotcha back man.
DA DA DUUUUUUUUH

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
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by Beeko180
4-15-09
AMERICA-MAN LOOK OUT!!!!
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by Beeko180
4-15-09
POW!!!!!
CRUNCH!!!!!
REALLY EXPENSIVE RESTAURANT!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
You are helpless without your friends Captain Pain! Fear my awesome wrath!
Actually your wrath isn't that fearful.
Goddamn it!
STOP RIGHT THERE GOOBERSMIT!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
NO! THIS CAN'T BE! EVERY TIME I'M THIS CLOSE TO VICTORY YOU CURSED LITTLE PUPPETS HAVE TO SPOIL ALL MY FUN!
Put 'em up!
00PS! I F0RG0T S0METHING!
Oh. Well I'll just-

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
In other news, Red Goobersmit is still at large.
He was last seen fleeing from security guards at the local airport.
His mother says Hi.

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
OK... Last hole... If I can get this one, I will be the greatest golfer in the office, and you will leave this course HUMILIATED.
Thanks for the car Chen!
Sonofabitch...

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
Honey?
Yes?
I'd like to know more about you.
Me?
Why, you got something to hide?
No, I'm just marvelled by your sense of interest in someone who obviously has most likely the least attraction to a fifty year old man who's going bald.

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
What are you trying to say Bob?
What I'm "trying" to say is that marriage is a real commitment.
Oh?

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
Let us all join hands to welcome the grace of God.
Ok, That's it!
What is it you wish to blurt out in utter cruelty Frank?
Later....

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU WOULD WALK INTO THE CHURCH AND SET FIRE TO IT!!!!
I needed an excuse to leave!
WELL WOOPTY DOO!!! I NEED AN EXCUSE TO LEAVE TOO!!!!!!
The Next day.......
I needed an excuse to leave, officer.

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
So do you think this second honeymoon will fix all our marriage problems?
Let me just tunr around and open this door.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
I HATE YOU JEEBUS!!!!!!!!
Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
WHY GOD!!!!!!
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!!!!!!!!!!
He had it comin'

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
And then I had to drag my sunburnt body along the dusty red dunes of Death Valley until I got to the Airport and I had to beg for money to buy a ticket.
And in the end I got back here.
Wow. Your one crazy nut aren't you?

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
OH FRANK! I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU EVER!!!!!
And That's How Frank Got Divorced.

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
W-ewe-ew-w-e-we?!!!!
wWewrewrwe--w-ewe-we-we?!!!!!!!!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-16-09
Come on Randy! We're going to go on a magical adventure to the land of chocolate.
OK!
Wait what?
Where everything is made of chocolate except the things that matter, excluding John Howard, John McCain and George Bush!
OK!

 

by Beeko180
4-16-09
She'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes!
Hey Ziggy, Why are we climbing on the outside of the house instead of walking down the hall?
THUMP!
Dunno.

 

by Beeko180
4-16-09
What happened to the door?
YEAH WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT FINGER IS WISE GUY!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-16-09
SECURITY ALARM ACTIVATED! SECURITY ALARM ACTIVATED!
UGGA UG UG UGGA!

 

by Beeko180
4-16-09
UGGA UG UG UGGA!
Did you remember to set the alarm Randy?
Yup.
UG UG UGGA UGGA UG UG UGGA!

 

by Beeko180
4-16-09
Look Randy, I don't know why you're complaining. But I'm going to give it to you short, simple and sweet.
We're going to Chocolate Land.
Actually that was more sophisticated than simple.

 

by Beeko180
4-16-09
Ziggy, I don't know how to tell you this, bu-
We're here.
*SCREECH*
Sorry, I just wanted to kill the moment.

 

by Beeko180
4-16-09
Oh Look! This must be our little welcoming committee!

 

by Beeko180
4-16-09
Oh look, it's a bunch of freaks!

 

by Beeko180
4-16-09
And here's our accommodation.
Are you aware that this cabin is made entirely of chocolate and candy?
Of course I am Randy!
The Brochure clearly said "Pathetic piece of Junk".

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
Wow. Even the walls look yummy.
Tell me about it! [Chomp]
W-W-What are you doing?
[Munch munch]

What does it look like I'm doing?!

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
You take the one on the left.
Why?
Because the one on the right is closest to the door. And plus there's a spider near yours.

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
That night.........
M-mmmhmh-hm-m--mm-hhm-hm-m......
M-hhmh-mhm-hmhm-hmhm-h-MUMMY!!!!!!!
Shut the hell up Randy!

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
Wow look a bar!
I don't think we should-
Shut up Randy.
I NEFFER SAID THAT YOU WERE FFFFFFFFAT!

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
For the last time, I said I think you've had enough!
TOOT TOOT!!!!!
WTF

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
Have you learned something?
Well, I have learned one thing........
Before you go on a drinking binge, always take a pill that disagrees with alcohol, if you know you'll be listening to a raging alcoholic sing.

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
Now let's go climb the Mountain of Chocolate that's located just around the corner from our cabin.
OK!
5 minutes later.........
Dear god that's tall!

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
Well, we better get started. Pass me those artificial, fashion-use-only Karabineers will ya.
But I don't think we should do that Ziggy.
It's not like we're going to fall and break some irreplaceable ligament in our body Randy! Now just give me the damn hooks!

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
Y-eahp!
What's wrong?
I was just speaking out loud what I would say if we were to suddenly fall to our deaths and with great relief land on a moving plane.

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
A while later........
*SPROING*
Y-eahp!

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
It was Randy.

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
My Bumma-dellumma-dum hurts.

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
*POLICE SIREN*
Oh oh.
Is that a Motorcycle cop?
Get me the phone Randy.

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
So what's our doozey going to be today?
I was on my motorcycle and someone from the car in front threw a phone at my head.
GET IT OUT, GET IT OUT, GET IT OUT!

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
Are we there yet?
N-
Are we there yet?
Shut up Randy or I'll get out the rifle again.
Ok.......

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