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by Beeko180
4-17-09
Did you record "The Mentallist"?
00PS
Oh dear god no!

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
UGGA UG UG UGGA!
We're here.
UGGA UGGA- ::SHUTTiNG D0WN::

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
Well, here we are.

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
SLAM!

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
Hello beautiful home!
Hello beautiful-
[groans]
What the hell is that?!

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
What exactly is putting a nylon string in front of the tree going to achieve?
I want to see how far Santa goes when he trips.

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
Do you sell rat poison?
Now why would you ask that?
I'll buy six 2 kg jugs of rat poison for my mother.

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
Maybe there's a reasonable explanation as to why I'm standing on a stage in this strip.
THAT PERSON IS FAT!

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
HIT IT WITH THE FRYING PAN! GET THE KNIFE, GET THE KNIFE! AAAAAAAAH!

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
Ok, I met you behind the drug store like you told me to. Now what?
:)
:D
Do you like Candy?

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
I'll just leave you here, while I get the bird seeds ok.
[puff] Y-eah that's good stuff!

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
Happy Birthday Grandma. Did you make a wish?
[CLONK]

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
Tell me.
Is there a reason as to why you look like a fat toddler?
I could say the same thing about you.

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
Who are you?
I am the "HAIRYGATOR!" And I have come to-
Excuse me madam but are they muffin bars you have clutched in your hand?

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
Hello, this is Blue speaking, how may I help you?
Is this the guy who did donuts all over my front lawn?
Hello, this is Blue speaking, how may I help you?

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
So can you get my shoe down from the tree?
No.
Why not?
Because "shoe" is a four letter word.
What does that have to do with anything?
I need and excuse to not like you.

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
You know what, I don't like these artworks.
Well maybe next time YOU can pick the gallery!
Let's get edward to trip over a stick so we can have fun laughing at something.
I'll get the tree.

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
I can't believe the fact that I'm spending a whole week in a damned farm.
Baa?
Shut up.
Ba-aa!
_________________________________________________________
AAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! IT SPEAKS IT'S MIND!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
Pushy cows, and their damned to hell pride over territorial meadows. If I had it my way I would-
BLOOOOOOOOooooooo......
What the hell do you want?
Meat Pieeeeee..........

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
I have been sent by "The Great One" to clense your spirit of evil.........
What's Really happening....
Is he alright?
I hardly doubt it.......
[Unnecessary Fit]

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
You're going to be alright Blue, just don't look up!
Fade out scene.......
He didn't make it. Now where's the five bucks you owe me?

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
DEAR GOD! YOU'E STILL ALIVE!!!!!
YOU GAINED WEIGHT!

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
Standing here..... in the middle of the rain........
.....................
with no pants on......

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
HELP ME, HELP ME!
I can't.
WHY NOT, WHY NOT?!
I'm too busy watching you scream out cries of desperate insanity.

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
Ok, we met here, now what?
I have them.
Have what?
The grapes are in my turban....
An enormous fart echoes through space.

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
I still don't get why you just stand here all day talking about stuff that doesn't even matter,
better yet, doesn't even give out enough lauhs to actually make something of this Comic maker.
Maybe the reason I don't care what you're saying at the moment is the fact that you still haven't examined your shoes.
OH DEAR GOD!!!!!!! YOU SICK TORMENTED- AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
Now class, today we've got a very special guest.
Yes, In fact: I'm so special that nobody is clapping and the guy outside sitting high up in the tree is trying tell me something that.....
THE DENTIST!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
Is this the part where Stuart Dew trips over his shoelace?
Nope. We've still got fifteen minutes. Let's go grab a burger from McDonalds.

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
THAT DAMN RABBIT LIED!

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
[cough cough]
Jerry has a bonger!

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
[unintelligible screaming of a particular word]
Don't tell me you did this?
Yep!

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
!

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
Mhhmmm-nmnmhmmm-hmhn-nhmhm!
That's a good boy! Now you stay there while mummy get's the duck tape.
Later........
HMMM-NMNMMN-Hhmnbm!!!!
I still don't see what you're getting at Wallace.

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
Periods.......
>:- (
>:- (
SLAM!

 

by Beeko180
4-17-09
Hi.
Hi.
♫ Hold on now your exits here It's waiting just for you Don't pause too long It's fading now It's ending all too soon you'll see ♫
♫ Soon you'll see.......
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE JUDITH!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-18-09
Dear Frank.
I hope to god you do don't get shot after reading this.

 

by Beeko180
4-18-09
Check it ooooooout.
INTERMISSION. . . . .
Love you Daddy.
How the hell did this happen?

 

by Beeko180
4-18-09
What's in the cup?
Who gives a damn about whats in the toilet!
What?
Cup.

 

Now wares Delta Goodwum?
by Beeko180, 4-18-09

 

by Beeko180
4-18-09
Wait for it.
Waaait for it.

 

by Beeko180
4-18-09
[Groan]
[sigh of relief]
WTF IS THAT THING DOING THERE?!

 

by Beeko180
4-18-09
In a secret Toilet Cubicle Elevator thingy.....
Wow.
I wonder who payed for this thing.......

 

by Beeko180
4-18-09
Greetings. I must greet you in a very concerned manner.
Oh?
Would you, by any chance, have spare for a change?

 

by Beeko180
4-18-09
Your- Heeeeeeeeeeeeeh
hehehhehehheheheh
heh?
Yes, I am.

 

by Beeko180
4-18-09
Here, just get out of my sight.
Yippee! I'm going spend it on Boos!
Hi. I'm Kevin Costner. I object strongly to the portrayal of this storyline. I disagree with the fact that Frank simply gives all his money away to a-
Are you coming back to bed deary?!
In a minute Mother!

 

by Beeko180
4-18-09
I think it went well. His mother was a bit off the frying pan, but she accepted me and him for what we are.
Jenny said that? I could swear he was all " Don't you go telling me what to do with my food woman!"
Well...... Apart from me and him being alone for a single solitary minute, I think we did pretty good.
I've always wondered why Jenny likes mice. I don't know wether it's because he keeps thousands of milking rats stored in his toolshed...
Or wether it's just because he likes to cook them and wrap bandages on their wounds so he can pretend it was a mistake.
[nods] I know what he likes......

 

by Beeko180
4-18-09
Hmm. Let's see. Oh yes! Go to start, Microsoft Office, Word.
Got it.
Ok. I will now tell you some very importrant sentences that I want to tell the president.
Ready and willing....
George killed his cat when he threw the chair over the windowsill and force-fed his puppy dry ice.

 

by Beeko180
4-18-09
I'm a goddamn puppet! Everyone hates me, because I eat worms and tie clumps of dirt and stone around my ankles.
My owner thinks I'm very very very-
[Clunk]
Oh thank god!

 

by Beeko180
4-18-09
Uh, Roger, Could I ask a favour?
Why what's happening?
Later.......
So what do I do?
Well for starters,
Pass me that knife.

 

by Beeko180
4-18-09
My Life is lost.......
It is lost when all is dark and I cannot bare to crawl alone along the wet miserable concrete....
Coming this Fall:
THE WAY MY DAD COMBS HIS HAIR IN THE MORNING BEFORE WORK

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