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by DragonXero
7-12-15
You deescelated that situation fast, what's your secret?
THERE ARE CRABS IN MY STOCKINGS
I get that you've got a lot of experience, I just mean, do you have any tips for me when someone comes in hot like that?
THE GREEN GRASS IS ALWAYS RED ON THE OUTSIDE!
I just... I'm trying. I know, I'm sorry, I'll do better.
Hey, that's okay. Here's a raise. Just don't tell your coworkers, because they're getting one too, and we love surprises.

 

by DragonXero
9-08-17
Northeast America, 1680
Contemplating Squirrel, I have to admit I'm concerned about all these Christians.
Don't be such a racist, Sitting Bird. We have to be inclusive and help them out. They're underpriveleged.
But they just murdered 250 Iroquois last week!
Those were just radical extremists! Most Christians are peaceful!
Okay, yeah, but do we really need to be giving them all corn and half our buffalo?
They're downtrodden and fleeing a tyrannical government! They're refugees!

 

by DragonXero
9-08-17
There are hundreds of English colonists attacking any natives they see, and we're letting them in by the thousands.
Racist. They're just looking for opportunity.
It's just, we developed a way for them to mix with our culture and learn to speak our language, but they just come and murder us.
What would you do, build some kind of sea wall? Not like that would stop them!
We could at least do something. At this rate, we might all end up being forced to walk thousands of miles and stuffed into little camps.
Oh you are such a pessimist. We need more diversity!

 

by DragonXero
9-08-17
Okay, I get that it's only fair we let the Europeans in, but why do we have to give up our tomahawks?
You just don't understand. Tomahawks are only made for killing others! they have no other use.
But they're bringing in boomsticks. We aren't even allowed to have boomsticks!
Look, we can't stop the illegal import of boomsticks, but we can at least stop children from hurting themselves with those filthy weapons.
Why can't Chief Omaha Banana at least let us keep the tomahawks to defend ourselves from the invading Christians?
You really think you're going to be able to stop a white man with a boomstick using a tomahawk?!

 

by DragonXero
8-27-19
Here's some stew.
Oh cool, the carrots are pretty big so I can pick through them, thank you!
I have been slaving all day! You don't like my soup!!
No, your soup is awesome, I just don't like cooked carrots. I told you this before.
You just hate my cooking!
Dear lord, haven't we done this before?

 

by DragonXero
8-27-19
So what are we having for dinner?
I made some stuffed mushrooms, homemade mac and che-
Oh my God! You know I hate mushrooms! Why would you do this to me??
Because I thought you might like to try them, and I tried to eat the carrots last night!
Why are you causing all this drama?? I'm going to my mother's! I won't be back in the morning!
She'll be back in the morning. Again

 

by DragonXero
6-23-22
We've been evicted and your mom hates me. I'm going back to Cali, Cali.
You can't leave me with all this responsibility!
You mean the animals you insisted we take on well beyond our means?
Yes, but...
Seeya.

 

by DragonXero
12-08-23
Dad had dementia and passed away back in May.
in June, my neighbors decided to have a burn pile on a non burn day with no permit. I lost my housing, but thankfully the main house is still here.
Living in the living room since then, I can't get a lawyer to help me get after the insurance company, and it's looking like I don't hvae a case.
We recently got the wreckage removed for a lot of money and had the county come out and tell us we couldn't build anything residential.
They can fuck themselves.
And this year can fuck itself.

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