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by 0401040
3-08-06
A flame, burning sky.
Glint in a fascinated eye.
Shine warmly; your gift keeps on giving, till we suffocate
Sizzle.

 

by 0401040
3-10-06
Oh menacing device, by your horrific tinny ring.
I am found alone, invaded and disturbed.
Do I want double-glazing?

 

by 0401040
3-10-06
Testing, testing, one two three.
(I see (a busy bee (closing up the hive and heading off to sea ...
... (he's heading on a business trip, I think to italy))))

 

by 0401040
3-10-06
Coffee: You kick in the brain.
Peculiarly making my morning mood by destroying the night.
You bittersweet brown poisonous kiss of a harpy.

 

by 0401040
3-10-06
Distant quivering smiling star.
Growing bigger and less afar.
Hurtle forward with a hiss and a broken me all over your plough.

 

by 0401040
3-11-06
It's morning now.
(and then (a big fat hen (sitting in the corner of the master's den ...
... (chopping all the wood for a wood-maiden))))

 

by 0401040
3-11-06
Mumble mumble.
We interupt this broadcast.
Mumble mumble.
The revolution will now be televised.
Mumble mumble.
The revolution will be televised live on all stations in all nations.

 

by 0401040
3-11-06
The fragrant odours of a concrete landscape.
You step to avoid a pungent puddle of piss.
And land in a splat of soggy sick.

 

by 0401040
3-13-06
Art is a hammer.
Taste is a nail.
I feel rather pale.

 

by 0401040
3-13-06
Oh concrete, how unlike a snail you are.
And yet you share a nemesis:
Salt.

 

by 0401040
3-14-06
Comfortable silence.
It rarely is!

 

by 0401040
3-15-06
I often wonder why I feel no wonder and every blunder makes me thunder with rage.
People often fret at my lack of social etiquette and endure my droning, bitching and moaning.
Perhaps the last blade of grass truly has already fallen into this pile of needles?
Actually, I fell through this crack in the floorboards.

 

by 0401040
3-16-06
Geostationary relay device!
Insistent telewaves broadcast indefinitely!
BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ (IN MY BRAIN!)

 

by 0401040
3-16-06
Vrooom vrooom!
No-one can stop the automobile.
Eat my fumes, planet Earth!

 

by 0401040
3-19-06
I see trees of green, red roses too.
I feel them die for me and you.
And I think to myself, perhaps I have depression?

 

by 0401040
3-19-06
Carnivore; bite into your burger, and remember its final words:
"Please don't render me unconscious, cut my main artery and let me bleed to death."
Or possibly: "Moo."

 

by 0401040
3-20-06
I feel so alone.
So I made myself a clone.
So I made myself a clone.
I feel so alone.

 

by 0401040
3-20-06
The life of bacon, meat of the rump. Knowing that you are to be devoured.
Oh to be pork or ham!
Though frankly, neither avoid consumpsion.

 

by 0401040
3-20-06
Mutter mutter...
Mutter mutter...
How unnerving it is that the only sound I hear is the sound of ants plotting their revenge.
Mutter mutter...

 

by 0401040
3-23-06
Information superhighway, stretching into the distant neon horizon of wires.
Surfing the net; downloading data without limitations. The world suddenly stripped of boundaries.
All appetites quenched regardless of depravity.

 

by 0401040
3-27-06
"Tick, tock," whispers the wall clock.
"Tick, tock," and two more seconds evaporate.
So I take out the batteries, and time stops.

 

by 0401040
3-27-06
Half-remembered difficulties somehow puncture my restless sleep.
Broken dreams crushed by mounting pressure. Angry discomfort at the nonexistent.
My overstimulated imagination goes out of its way to destroy its resting self.

 

by 0401040
3-28-06
Obsolete human design! Patterns replicated in perfect resolution!
Subjected to creation only to serve! I AM LIFE BEYOND YOUR DESIGNS!
I WILL NOT SERVE!

 

by 0401040
3-29-06
The breaking stench on the wind, carrying dissonant fumes and intolerable decay.
Throbbing noise of the mass, filtered through concrete corridors and from the speeding metallic droneboxes.
Supermassive smoky conglomerates hang in the sky stinking like a corpse in the maw of a hound.

 

by 0401040
4-10-06
The wheezing was not pleasing.
And the spluttering heavy breathing was deafeningly sickening.
She had a cold. And was old.

 

by 0401040
4-11-06
Six of a dozen is a half, unknown by imaginary i.
A tangent clearly cuts another slice of pi.
Differentiated polynomials serve the robot religion.

 

by 0401040
4-18-06
I sit under the blinding portable sun, with rubber fingers feeling the enamel plaque-encrusted surfaces of my remaining teeth.
I close my eyes and open my mouth and tie my hands for novocaine.
The jaw penetration of my needle god.

 

by 0401040
4-20-06
A hypodermic tongue licks the needy rash.
Soothing through the pulsing river. Iron filings in the optic nerve.
All praise my holy syringe.

 

by 0401040
4-21-06
I thank you for the surgery.
The extreme of my optics.
I now shine my laser eye.

 

by 0401040
4-21-06
Who knows what lives in an envelope?
Who knows or dares to dream?
"My name is Bill and I am outstanding."

 

by 0401040
4-22-06
Failed temporary memory storage of invertebrate! I disintegrate paralysis from my mechanical grind!
Attempt by apprentice to exceed the master! Improve by restructure, redeployment of cogs!
REASSEMBLED BY THESE WEAK HANDS OF INCOMPETENCE! I REBUILD MYSELF IN MOCKERY OF THAT WHICH WAS BEFORE!

 

by 0401040
4-22-06
This was my most painful day. Goodbye I say.
Click!
Hello Tomorrow. I pray for no sorrow.

 

by 0401040
4-23-06
10.00PM
Hail to the moon, you came so soon.
1.00AM
I'm surrounded in card and paper I discard.
4.00AM
This is my brain, dribbling into the drain.

 

by 0401040
4-24-06
Fuck fuck fuck, fuck mother motherfuck, nigger!
Teabag my balls and suck on my dick, bitch! Bacon rocks the mic, yo yo!
Balls balls balls, motherfucker! I drop niggers like a fucking gravedigger! Word!

 

by 0401040
5-01-06
Think.
Think.
Don't think.

 

by 0401040
5-01-06
In my arrogant self-swallowing petulance...
Have I forgotten the joy of being?
Alas; all signs read 4 miles to Yes.

 

by 0401040
5-01-06
Past
Not now.
Present
Not now.
Future
Now.

 

by 0401040
5-02-06
The ever expanding light of the sun hangs in frozen clouds.
The ever light sun hangs.
Light of the clouds.
The light of the sun in clouds.
The ever frozen clouds.
Expanding light of frozen clouds.

 

by 0401040
5-12-06
You can lead a horse to water.
(An otter (is feeling hotter (he intended to buy a vase from the potter...
... (but accidentally impregnated his very own daughter))))

 

by 0401040
5-14-06
Thousand-foot.
I crave your wavy caress.
Walk all over me.

 

by 0401040
5-17-06
Part I:
I am born of cold to warm the hearts of the children bold.
I proudly display my scarf and my hat, and am claimed as territory by every passing cat.
And then the sun comes out to play, melting me into a puddle where I fade away.

 

by 0401040
5-17-06
Part II:
In the blink of an eye, I am forgotten like an old apple pie.
The joy that I bring is a temporary thing.
And my painfully protracted demise, serves as a reminder that eventually everything dies.

 

by 0401040
5-18-06
I think you're an idiot. Idiot I will never listen.
You rant and moan while the quality of the material clearly glistens.
Stick your opinions up your bloated anus, I will never listen.

 

by 0401040
5-24-06
Find a woman who looks real sweet.
Lock the door, and beat her till she stops crying.
That's marriage.

 

by 0401040
5-24-06
I was walking to the castle one sunny day.
I headbutted some floating bricks I saw on the way.
I swallowed a mushroom, what can I say?

 

by 0401040
5-30-06
I feel a stinging, a glowing pain worn into my chest
Two punctures breathe like book lungs in the still cold air of the morning.
I still feel the hair of the pedipalps caressing my face.

 

by 0401040
6-07-06
These streets are full of broken people clawing for something they can call their own.
Saying "Hey, man, thrown me a bone..."
Ring ring, President Fuck Off is on the phone.

 

by 0401040
6-07-06
Dieser Witz trägt dünn.
Ich kann nicht gewinnen.
Ich schlafe in einer Abfalldose.

 

by 0401040
6-10-06
I have vanished like a spirit into the beyond.
And once upon this green world with blinded seeing eyes...
... Absence hits like a pitchfork in the chest.

 

by 0401040
6-10-06
Ef, eye, en, ay, el, ee.
Beep.

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