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by BDD
1-14-03
BDD: This is why I love comics. Say we have this girl. Not much, is she?
Now we apply some of what I like to call "comic magic." Observe...
Voila! Eh? Eh? Now THAT'S what I'm talking about!

 

by BDD
1-16-03
It's been a while since BDD made a comic, hasn't it?
Yes.

 

by BDD
1-16-03
We need a nice tribute to callie_chan, my alien minion.
Why is that, my master?
She put me in her favs so I want to thank her publically to encourage more people to do so. You can spell, right?
Of course, master. the tribute it on its way.
"calie_chan is kool!!!!1"
WTF?

 

by BDD
1-16-03
My name is Spiffy and I am a cool d00d! You can tell I'm cool because my internet alias is "Spiffy" which is a very cool and "happy" word!
Someone needs to shove a dog down this bastard's throat...
You have no right to say TING. You may only be tinged. Furthermore, by using the sacred icon of :west: you disgrace :west: himself.
Get your head of your ass and stop smoking all that cock. Who the fuck died and left you in charge of Misetings? And just to spite you...TING. :west: :west::west:
The Pimp is Paladin...same as in Darigaaz's, for lack of a better character.
Damn....BDD is turning into an insult machine...
Mise!

 

by BDD
1-18-03
Is he going to make ANOTHER comic with just us, spanning across the three frames, ending with you saying "yes" at the end?
Yes.

 

by BDD
1-19-03
BDD chats...
BlOnDiEChIcK3847: hey talk to me
"i don't think our relationship is secure enough to cyber"
BlOnDiEChIcK3847: danm
"stop pressuring me into unwanted sex"
BlOnDiEChIcK3847: do you like boldes?
"boldes? are you high?"

 

by BDD
1-26-03
BDD sees that callie_chan has responded to his tribute to her with a tribute to the tribute.
Ah, it's so nice to know people actually read this stuff...
"...........damn. The boy has me pegged, doesn't he?"
MISE!!!!!!!1
"Not like that, you perverts."
Shit...I guess it's back to pr0n for me...

 

by BDD
1-26-03
BDD likes callie, don't you think?
Yes.

 

by BDD
1-27-03
Dear readers, I would like to apologize for the last strip. Not only was the message false, I do believe I killed the default kids in a previous strip. Thank you for your time.
He's in denial, isn't he?
Yes.

 

by BDD
1-27-03
That one must've hurt, eh, BDD?
I don't even know what you're talking about, default kid.
It must've been harsh for you, seeing as how you like her and all.
Look, why would I like her?
What? No default kid #2 saying "Yes." at the end?
...so why do you like her?
I DON'T LIKE HER!!!!!!1

 

by BDD
1-27-03
We take back what we said. BDD does NOT like callie_chan.
Nope, not at all.
We are sorry for any confusion we may have caused.
It seems our little jokes and teasing got out of hand.
...and we are saying this out of OUR OWN FREE WILL!!!

 

by BDD
1-28-03
Callie, I really could've saved you the trip to the big funky mountain.
BDD is not my initials, but I can tell you what it is. It's really quite simple; BDD stands for...
SCENE MISSING

 

by BDD
1-28-03
Hmm, what's this? *browses through desk*
Default kid #2? What the fuck are you doing in my bedroom, not to mention going through my private desk?
I'm trying to find your love notes to Callie or something.
I don't know what you're talking about. There's nothing in there that has to do with her.
...then what's this picture of you horribly mutilating a tentacle?
I DO NOT LIKE CALLIE CHAN!!!

 

by BDD
1-28-03
callie_chan has made another tribute. BDD's gonna freak out.
Yep.
Because it's not to him.
Nope. He shouldn't care though, seeing as how he "doesn't like her" right?
MISE! Another tribute...wait a minute...NOT to BDD? *freaks out*

 

by BDD
1-28-03
We told you BDD was going to freak.
But it's ok. We've found help for him.
I'm here to help you BDD.
Who the hell are you?
I represent your friend Richard, idonthaveanamecaniha. Me and the rest of my friends are concerned about you.
I DO NOT LIKE CALLIE CHAN!!!!!!!!1

 

by BDD
1-28-03
BDD I never mentioned callie_chan. You need help, dude.
I'm fine! Don't listen to those damn default kids!
Default kids, I tried. It's no use.
It's okay. We have a plan.
Don't we?
Yes.

 

by BDD
1-28-03
At the request of the default kids, we are holding a meeting of characters to discuss...stuff.
BDD, why do you like callie_chan? That's all we want to know!
I DO NOT LIKE CALLIE CHAN! Now on to the REAL issues...the default kids are taking all the damn donuts!
Well...
...they're so scrumptious. We can't help ourselves.
Yes.

 

by BDD
1-28-03
Dude. You need to get over this callie_chan chick. I don't think you have a chance with her, dude.
Dude! I don't like her, okay? The default kids are fucking stoners, they don't know what they're talking about.
Then I suppose you are not at all turned on by such a sight.
YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE YOU LIKE CALLIE'S FRIEND!!!!!!1
Fighting like little kids...
At least I don't like CALLIE!!!
At least I don't like CALLIE'S FRIEND!!!

 

by BDD
1-28-03
...made you look! :P

 

by BDD
1-28-03
Have you ever noticed that BDD has part of his shirt open half the time?
(It's true!)
...must be to impress callie.
Yes.

 

by BDD
1-28-03
Just imagine if kaufman was like BDD.
Yes, what if every time someone put him in his favorites, he started dedicating over half his comics to them?
Just imagine if he was so grateful to them all.
Yes.
...and he would fall in love with each and every one of them.
*laughs*

 

by BDD
1-28-03
BDD really does like callie_chan. I have a plan that is sure to get them together. Are you with me?
Yes.

 

by BDD
1-28-03
Hello, default kids. What can I do for you today?
We need you to make a clone of BDD.
*works* ...will this do?
Yes.

 

by BDD
1-28-03
The BDD clone in their possession, the default kids commence with their plan.
Okay BDD, we need you to go hit on callie_chan.
Hit...on...callie_chan...
If you find the real BDD, run like hell.
Run...like...hell...
(G'head, callie, take this and run with it. :D Or not, I'll pick it up later if you don't want to.)
...and while you're out, we need more donuts.
Need...more...donuts...

 

by BDD
1-28-03
BDD does not like callie_chan.
And Cliff Yablonski doesn't have a drinking problem!
*laughs*

 

by BDD
1-28-03
I'm starting with the man in the mirror...I'm asking him to change his ways...
And no message could have been any clearer...
If you wanna make the world a better place...
Take a look at yourself, and then make a change!
BDD must be pretty hard-pressed for non-callie strip ideas to sing a song by Jacko.
Yes.

 

by BDD
1-28-03
We certainly do need lives. I'll let you know if I see a buy one get one free deal.
I hate those assfucking default kids. You do not know agony until your clone attempts to finger you.
It's time to get to the bottom of this...
*walks over to callie's comic after destroying clone*

 

by BDD
1-29-03
It's okay, callie, I know it's not your fault the clone tried to molest me.
In fact, it's MY fault. I should've been watching after the default kids better.
He would've apologized if she had stabbed his mother, wouldn't he have?
Yes.

 

by BDD
1-29-03
BDD: To prove that I do NOT like callie_chan, it's time for a new series.
Hi folks, my name's JayDreven.
Like so many others before me, I'm off to pick up girls.
Join me for the crazy fun.
First we're going to go to Terisia City.
Now it's time to see if all my time in Pickup Line School has paid off.
Let's have some fun, woop woop!

 

by BDD
1-29-03
JayDreven hangs out in Shadow's Bar.
Hi there, my name's JayDreven. And what, my exotic beauty, may I ask...is your name?
Hehe, my name is Tocasia.
You know, back where I come from, in MPFG, they call me...the Beast.
Oh?
Yep, but I think I'm a real Beast in the sack. *winks*
Uh...just move on...

 

by BDD
1-29-03
Failing with Tocasia, JayDreven moves on.
And who might you be, babe?
My name is Duskyblue. I'm Swiss!
Cool. I'm an American from the good ol' Great Lakes.
I have a hot sister.
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
You really need to work on your approach, stud.

 

by BDD
1-29-03
Also failing with Duskyblue, JayDreven makes his attack even more direct.
Yo. I'm JayDreven.
Nice to meet you! I'm Tiana!
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty. Will you be my girl?
Aww, that's so sweet! Sure, I'll be your girl!
I got a British girl!
And so concludes JayDreven's Magical Adventure. Good night everybody!

 

by BDD
1-29-03
We will not rest until BDD and callie_chan are together.
Yes.

 

by BDD
1-29-03
Despite what you may see at the bottom of my comics, I did NOT put callie_chan in my favorites twice!
The default kids did it, encouraged by Keiki, whom I suspect is also part of the conspiracy.
Due to ...ah...technical difficulties...she will have to remain there twice. I am trying very hard to clear up this confusion with no success.

 

by BDD
1-29-03
The plot thickens.
Yes.

 

by BDD
1-29-03
We have found out that Zombie Dude likes Keiki.
It's for sure.
And we all know BDD likes callie_chan.
But so does Del-Me.
This is certainly a tangled love triangle.
Yes.

 

by BDD
1-29-03
Hello, maddog00! Glad you're getting into the fun!
I must say I'm very glad you enjoy my comics and consider them "witty" and...well, I suppose I'm glad you find me charming...
But I can assure you that I do NOT like callie_chan. It's all the default kids' fault, dude.

 

by BDD
1-29-03
Don't listen to BDD!
He really does like callie_chan, honest.
He's in denial.
We're trying to help him.
We are risking our lives to tell you this.
Yes.

 

by BDD
1-29-03
You're absolutely right, callie_chan. Del-Me DID ass-rape us.
Brutally.
Del-Me has betrayed you.
Heartlessly.
You need to turn to BDD for comfort.
Yes.

 

by BDD
1-29-03
We have video evidence that Del-Me molested us.
Roll the tape.
THE TAPE
*ass-rapes default kids*
*screams* No, the pain and agony.
Shocking, isn't it?
Yes.

 

by BDD
1-29-03
We were kidding, callie!!
Yeah, the video was a fake!
Del-Me treated us very well!
Very!!! Like QUEENS!
He pampered us out of our minds, HE LIKES US SO HE HAS BETRAYED YOU!!!!!!1
Yes.

 

by BDD
1-29-03
Del-Me has ruined all our plans. I had completely forgotten about him.
The fool has foiled us indeed.
It's simple then. We'll have to take matters into our own hands.
Do you have a brilliant plan, default kid #1?
I certainly do. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Yes.

 

by BDD
1-29-03
In the mishapen hell of Phyrexia, Shadow931 speaks with the Lord of the Wastes...
What is thy bidding, great Yawgmoth?
Ah, my loyal minion, Shadow931. I have a special job for you. You are to go and spread my propaganda.
Yes, my lord.
But you must do it discreetly. No one must know that you work for me.
I understand.
Pick me up a pizza while you're out. I hate being stuck in this damn Ninth Sphere all day.

 

by BDD
1-29-03
Nethya anticipates a Coalition victory in the upcoming war.
I can't wait until the Coalition smashes Phyrexia and brings peace to Dominaria!
Must...remain...discreet...
Hi Shadow931! Don't you hope those nasty Phyrexians are routed from the battlefield?!
GRRR DO NOT SPEAK SUCH THINGS! GREAT YAWGMOTH WILL HAVE YOUR SOUL!!!!!1
...um...right, Shadow931. I'm sure he will.
FEAR THE INEFFABLE, MORTAL!

 

by BDD
1-29-03
The great, powerful, and wise Glacian the Genius also supports the Coalition.
Urza's plans are too brilliant to fail. I am confident the Phyrexians will be defeated.
I REALLY screwed up with Nethya. Must...remain...discreet...
Shadow931! You agree with me, don't you?
ARGH! YAWGMOTH WILL EVISCERATE YOU AND FEAST ON YOUR CHILDREN!!!!!!1
...try converting. It's always fun to root for the winners.
Damn, foiled again...

 

by BDD
1-29-03
White Knight is a Coalition general, of course.
The Coalitioners are pure of heart! We shall smite the corrupt Phyrexians!
Wait a minute...why is White Knight an angel?
Shadow931, embrace the white mana and join us to fight the good fight!
YOU DOGMATIC, BRAINWASHED RELIGIOUS FANATIC! ONLY YAWGMOTH IS PURE!!!!!!1
I shall smite you as I do all Phyrexians.
That's my cue to leave!

 

by BDD
1-29-03
Shadow931 has failed...or has he?
Yawgmoth will not be pleased. I was not discreet, and I could not even recruit anyone.
Perhaps he will be somewhat qualmed if I get the pizza for him.
PAPA John's! Get it? HAHAHA!!!
I would like one cheese pizza, please.
*gives him pizza* There you go.
Be it ever so vile, there's no place like home.
Yawgmoth! I'm home!
Shadow931! Do you have the pizza?

 

by BDD
1-29-03
Ol' Yawgie sure is a tough boss.
What do you MEAN you couldn't recruit anyone?!?!?! You will join Mishra in ENDLESS TORMENT!!!!!!!1
But my lord, their iron will, their steely resolve...I am just a lowly minion!
SILENCE YOU FOOL!!!
...m-m-my lord...I did get the pizza you wanted.
Ah, it has been so long since I savored excellent Dominarian pizza. You have done most excellent, Shadow931. You are promoted to evincar, and you will lead the Phyrexian troops into Dominaria.
w00t! Shadow931 RULES Phyrexia!!!!!1

 

by BDD
1-29-03
I, Kerrick, Sleeper Agent, am the smartest and wisest being in all of Terisia.
Yep, wisdom and prudence are the ways to go.
I should be a guru.

 

by BDD
1-29-03
I, Kerrick, Sleeper Agent, am the smartest and wisest being in all of Terisia.
Yep, wisdom and prudence are the ways to go.
I should be a guru.

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